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Post by blizzard on Apr 2, 2011 18:54:34 GMT -6
Aidan Collins: It seems that they've stopped teaching algebra at whatever nursing home Centurion is currently soiling himself in. I just turned 30, brah, so you can stop with the insinuation that I'm nearing the end of my athletic prime. It may seem like I'm older than I am just by looking at my accomplishments but despite the many merits of my career, I'm still on the younger end of things. As far as criticizing my lifestyle, you can keep your jaded sense of self-fulfillment to yourself. Obviously I'm doing something correctly because I've lead a life that most of the planet would kill for. I decided very early on that I wanted to be the best in this industry and that I wanted as much power as a man could possibly obtain. I want to end up in the history books, to be a modern Alexander, and my ambition is something you're comparing to a midlife crisis?
You can mention when I left the XWF as a way to pat yourself for being continually mediocre throughout the duration of your career but you really have to question what I had to gain by staying. Would a third Universal Title reign really change anything in anyone's eyes? I moved directly into the business of entertainment, through acting and through business management. Unlike you, not everything in my life is centered around wrestling. Even with that considered, I've accomplished more than you ever will. Deal with it.
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Post by BillBlakkxwf on Apr 2, 2011 20:05:32 GMT -6
Bill is using bungee cords to secure the two hand-cuffed men to the back of the bike. He suddenly stops and looks into the camera. BILL: A Modern Alexander? So, Aidan, you wanted to be a gay military strategist and Prince...so you started wrestling? BILL merely shakes his head.
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Post by andycortinovis on Apr 2, 2011 21:26:49 GMT -6
I'm jealous of the life you life, Aidan? Don't make me laugh. You're life is pathetic - filled with emptiness. You drink and party and pick up women for one reason, and that's to mask the loneliness and sadness you feel inside. Sure, you can deny it all you want, and I know you will, but I know what's going on, as does the rest of the world. I would feel sorry for you, if you weren't a complete douchebag.
And you're only 30? Wow. I could have sworn you were a lot older. Well, let me say, Aidan. For 30...you look like shit. Obviously the "party hard, no regrets" lifestyle is taking quite the toll on your looks. I want you to keep something in mind, Aidan. Someone who lives a similar lifestyle to you? Russel Brand. He's only 35, yet that drugged out alcoholic looks like he's pushing 50. Sure, he married Katy Perry, but we all know that's going to end in due time, and he'll be left with absolutely nothing. Kind of like...you. When all the partying takes it's toll, you'll be left all alone. Broke. Lonely. Body broken and destroyed. So, enjoy your life now, because it's not going to last forever.
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Post by TweeZer on Apr 2, 2011 21:29:05 GMT -6
Yawn.
Aidan Collins is always ready to throw some sort of homophobic bully-with-a-learning disability line at you, so I'm going to chalk that up to Blizzard spending too long hanging around his equally slow friends telling him he's the greatest. He doesn't know any better.
Bill Blakk, your make-up doesn't scare me, your face doesn't scare me. The only thing that scares me is that you're the new face of the XWF. Maybe I need to go back over there and get under YOUR skin.. But enough about that other place.
Mr. Cortinovis, sir, I'm sorry that you don't want to even give me the credit that I deserve. You were the new guy once, and you sucked too. Do you think you're the only person who started small and became great? And do you think it's making you look better by trying to belittle the rest of us who have worked so hard to achieve some sort of greatness? It's going to be a monumental event when I tie up with you the first time, and even I come up short, maybe we can team up and help Lucy win so she can win the cup and finally fulfill her dream of filming the movie "Two Girls, One Fed Cup" co-starring Aidan Collins in a wig.
I mean, come on, we both know he owns one.
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Post by BillBlakkxwf on Apr 2, 2011 22:29:28 GMT -6
BILL is walking out of the police station with a large wad of cash. He stuffs it into the saddle bag on his bike. He turns to the camera. BILL: You're still here TweeZer? Look for the record, you don't deserve respect. It's like love, it has to be earned...and that's gonna be tough for you because you are a complete and total douchebag!
And as for you heading over to the XWF, please do. I would be thrilled to crush you one on one like the bug you are! You won't get under my skin, you'll just be another person that I make an example of.
Look, I know you THINK you are something special, I'm just here to tell you that you're not. And you aren't gonna win the Fed Cup either.
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Post by blizzard on Apr 3, 2011 2:02:21 GMT -6
Aidan Collins: You can really start to understand the level of superiority that I have over these scrubs. Not once have I heard someone challenge me without some sort of stupid qualifier like “you're not as good as you used to be”. It's almost like they've accepted that if I'm at my best, they have no chance to win. Not that I blame them for having that sentiment, because it's pretty much the truth. The only difference here is the assertion that I can't win this thing unless I'm at my best and I think that's a load of crap. Aidan Collins at his worst is still better than anyone else in this thing at their best. I mean, I've beaten Cent damn near a dozen times, does he truly think I was at my best for each one of those maulings? Bill Blakk has beaten nobody important in this business so for him to get on a soapbox and claim that I'm not the same Bliz is ridiculous. Who the f**k are you to make that distinction if you've never been in the same ring as me?
I do have to thank Bill Blakk for giving me a hearty laugh when he challenged my wealth by claiming to be a bounty hunter. You don't see any bounty hunters on the Forbes 500, son, so I recommend you really reconsider flaunting your non-existent wealth. The most famous person in your line of business is Dog the Bounty Hunter and that speaks volumes for plenty of reasons. You're both grimy, bad haircut-wearing dumbasses that parade around like tough guys but everyone knows you're fake. I'm like Warren Buffet and you're more like the janitor at a Jimmy Buffet theme restaurant.
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Post by andycortinovis on Apr 3, 2011 8:19:06 GMT -6
You're right, TweeZer. We were all the new guy once, struggling to make it, and in the end, we ended up falling on our faces on more then one occasion.
My problem with you, TweeZer, has nothing to do with when you were new. My problem with you is that you claim to be some great defender of the XWF, when you vanished from that company for a very long, extended period of time. You tell me to be more respectful, when for almost a decade, nobody's heard from you. That's my problem with you.
And honestly, I think it's best for all of us to start start ignoring Aidan. If he's going to continue to be childish, then there's no reason to address him. He's going to use the same old "your gay, your fat, your jealous of me" lines that he's been using for years, and I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm just tired of it. If he wants to continue to be pathetic, that's his concern.
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Post by BillBlakkxwf on Apr 3, 2011 10:31:05 GMT -6
BILL has apparently made it back to the bar, where he lights a cigar and looks into the camera. BILL: I never compared my money to yours Aidan, merely suggested that I have more than enough money to not care about it and I do. Since you know nothing about bounty hunting beyond what you see on 'Dog', all you are doing is flaunting your ignorance (though Dog has a pretty nice house in Hawaii, which he had prior to having the show...hmmm wonder how he made the money for that? Could it be...bounty hunting?)
Furthermore, I have watched you in the XWF for the past several years and I have come to know your style. To paraphrase something you once said, 'The idea that Aidan Collins is bestest by millions is pretty naive'. You seem to think that not only the sport but the whole world revolves around you. That's what I find so funny. You can't cut a promo like you used to, you really think you can wrestle like you used to...after a year's absence.? To think you can just lace up the old boots, step into this competition and completely dominate, well that's not just a fallacy but sheer fantasy as well!
My, my how upset you do get when someone challenges you.
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Post by blizzard on Apr 3, 2011 12:40:55 GMT -6
Aidan Collins: Having Bill Blakk criticize my promo cutting abilities is like having Verne Troyer make observations on my height. I know exactly what you're doing, you're trying to get in my head because you know that I take pride in my ability to shred people apart through my glorious use of language. It's not going to work, though, because your attempts are as transparent as the panties I made Lucy wear last night before I gave her the percolator. People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones (or masturbate in the day time) and idiots who can barely put together a sentence shouldn't criticize the modern day Hemingway for their linguistic abilities. The reason I get so agitated when people doubt me is because it's happened my entire career and even though I've always proved the doubters wrong, I still have a busload of numbnuts ready to roll up and take shots at me.
From the onset, I told everyone in the XWF that I was going to eventually hold the Universal Title and they fucking laughed at me. Well, there was no one laughing when I went out and did it. People like to toss around the term arrogance like Centurion's whore daughter, Nelly. I'm not arrogant. Arrogant people believe they have the ability to do things that they really can't. When I say that I'm the greatest wrestler of all time, I'm not being arrogant, I'm being truthful. When I say I'm going to win the Fed Cup, I'm being truthful. You can hate on me all you want but I know that your anger is fueled by jealousy. Not that I blame you, your lives probably suck.
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Post by andycortinovis on Apr 3, 2011 13:28:11 GMT -6
You don't have to try and fool us, Aidan. We all know that you're slowly dying inside. That you hate every aking moment your alive, and you're trying to hide it by talking big and trying to make everyone think you have a perfect life. We can see through it already. You're clinging to your youth, and the rest of are aren't impressed.
If your life is so good, and you supposedly have done everything you've wanted to accomplish, then why are you in this match? Are you really trying to boost your own ego? Or, is there something more to it then that? Are you trying to give yourself a pat on the back and convince yourself that you may still be good. It has to suck putting on a facade of of someone who has everything under control, when in reality they look themselves in the mirror and cry themselves to sleep every night. As I said, if you were a better person, I would feel sorry for you. Since you've been nothing but an asshole your entire life, however, you deserve everything you get.
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Post by blizzard on Apr 3, 2011 14:31:56 GMT -6
Aidan Collins: There's this incredible misconception that my ego dictates every action I take. What's wrong with enjoying the opportunity to compete as a professional athlete? What's wrong with wanting to make as much money as possible so I can maintain a lifestyle that I love? I know what I want from life so I go out and get it.
And you know, Centurion, I am happy right now with the way my life is. Who in the blue hell are you to consider yourself the second coming of Freud, with your second rate psychoanalysis and self-fulfilled, smug attitude? You have the gall to come out and describe me as some sort of monster, like I haven't noticed how you've belt your fortune by preying on the helpless. Don't be fooled, the money you're making at the casino is coming out of the pockets of the weak. Gambling has torn families apart but you don't give a shit as long as it lines your pockets well enough to pay for that second house in the hills, or your new watch, or some other shit you don't need.
What do I do that's so evil? Is going out on a regular basis and having a good time that big of a threat to our country's moral fabric? I need to be married at my age or else there's something that just isn't right about me? I don't do anything to hurt people deliberately and if you're offended by the things I say sometimes, deal with it. I don't say anything that isn't true and if you can't handle the burdens of reality, then maybe you should just f**k off.
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Post by andycortinovis on Apr 3, 2011 14:57:48 GMT -6
See, that's your problem, Aidan. You think everything you say is true. You really think that we're all jealous of you. Seriously? Only an extremely cocky son of a bitch could possibly think that.
There's no doubt that you're one of the best to ever be in the XWF. Hell, that's why you're a legend. But THE greatest? The greatest are those who continue to stay even if things didn't go right. That wasn't you. You were opportunistic.
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Post by blizzard on Apr 3, 2011 15:21:26 GMT -6
Aidan Collins: You can pretend you're not jealous of me but evidence leads me to believe that you're just full of crap. Look at the way I was received when I signed on to this event. I had every person praising me incessantly to the point where it made me feel completely awkward. I expect that sort of shit when I'm signing autographs for 8 year olds, not from guys that I'm expected to fight. Then, when I wouldn't reciprocate the sentiment, I was jumped on by you smarmy little assholes, judging my life like you're all some sort of moral authority.
You can say that you aren't jealous but I have to ask you. Don't you wish that you've done the things that I have in this business? Don't you wish that it was you that won those Universal Titles? Don't you wish it was you having sex with models every night? Don't you wish it was you that had the power that I have? Wishing that doesn't make you jealous, it makes you human. The reason you're jealous is because you won't admit that and you're going out of your way to bring me down to your level. This is how the conflict between all of us started, when I wouldn't acknowledge any of you as an equal.
None of you are.
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Post by TweeZer on Apr 3, 2011 16:59:39 GMT -6
Let me tell you all a little story..
When I was a kid, I watched guys like Blizzard and Centurion on TV, and I said "someday." I wanted to be just like them. the adoration of the fans, the women, the money, the glamor, it all seemed so wonderful..
But now I see them for who they are. Tye're just mean, cranky old men who are trying desperately to cling to whatever shred of greatness they once held.
My whole outlook on this event has changed. I thought I was coming in as "the bad guy," the "punk." But I realize I can's hold a candle to these two. their bitterness is REAL, and it stings to hear it in their voices. It's like the old man in the nursing home who never gets visits from his family. So angry, so acidic.. So very sad.
Bill Blakk, I wish you luck in this event. You want this win for all the right reasons. You're beginning a journey, while these "veterans" are simply droning on about the journeys they've already lived. Blakk, YOU have my respect now. You don't need it, nor did you ask for it, but take it or leave it, I am on your side.
Kick these legends' heads off, Bill.
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Post by BillBlakkxwf on Apr 3, 2011 17:19:23 GMT -6
BILL takes a drink from his mug of beer and looks into the camera. BILL: You know Aidan, whether you like it or not, you've fallen off your game so much you are a parody of your former self. Gone is the wit that you used against opponents like T-Money and all that's left is the bitter and whiny man crying 'No one ever believed in me!' Yeah, you are doing fine champ! I mean your 'glorious use of language' has snarled down into 'You're fat!' 'You're gay!' and 'I fucked your mother!'. Way to throw out insults like a six year old!
Not to belabor a point that Cent already made, but you come off as a man who doesn't enjoy what he does. You aren't even thinking clearly. A third Uni Title run wouldn't have done anything for you, but the WPW Fed Cup will add so much to your career.
I said it before and I will say it again. I respect the man you used to be. But it's obvious that you aren't that guy any more. Like Cent said, we should ignore you, but metaphorically, I thought this was going to be the verbal equivalent of sparring with Mike Tyson...instead, it's more like beating the hell out of an unsuspecting George Foreman.
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Post by blizzard on Apr 3, 2011 17:43:53 GMT -6
Aidan Collins: I don't think anyone here realizes that I've been using fat jokes my entire life. And, when I use them, they're funny because I'm pretty hilarious. I just hope it inspires lard-for-brains like Bill Blakk to go on a diet. Then maybe he'll have smaller breasts than his wife. TweeZer, I didn't mean the discussion to revolve around my own accolades but other people were accusing me of living in the past. That's simply not true and it's a constructed argument to slander my name. If people weren't so obsessed with me, maybe I wouldn't have to go out of my way to correct them. I live in the present, like my relationship with the DTF Lucy, or with my investments. You really think I have time to live off my past glory? I'm always moving forward. People can call me complacent but they're operating from a sense of disillusionment. I'm going to win the Fed Cup and add it to my previous glories. I don't care if anyone thinks otherwise because it's simply going to happen.
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Post by BillBlakkxwf on Apr 3, 2011 18:14:01 GMT -6
BILL shakes his head. BILL: Quick translation of Aidan's last promo. 'When I call people fat it's funny because I say so. Bill Blakk is fat and gay. I really am as good as I say I am...because I say so. I will win.'
I'm sorry Aidan, just where in that sorry excuse for a promo am I supposed to be intimidated? Just where did you prove that you weren't the sophomoric, puerile and past his prime jackass that any of us has pointed out that you are? Your sense of entitlement and ego have outgrown what your talent USED to be.
I mean, Aidan, did you really just expect us to all bow out just because you showed up? Sorry, I entered this because I intend to win it. The only reason I talk about you so much is your every promo is filled with that infantile sensibility that you call 'wit' and once more I am forced to re-educate you. Wait, I'm sure most of this promo went right over your head. Let me summarize it for you, Bliz-style. You are a fucktard. I will kill you. I'm winning the Fed Cup.
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Post by blizzard on Apr 3, 2011 18:46:25 GMT -6
Aidan Collins: Listen, Bill, if you didn't want for me to insinuate that you're gay, maybe you shouldn't gone out of your way to explain how good I smell. I mean, it's the truth but it's against bro code to comment on other dude's aromas. If you were so secure with your sexuality you wouldn't be offended by such a tame joke. The only people who take such offense to good natured ribbings are people that are hiding something. Do you have anything to hide (don't pull out a dildo when I say that).
Also, I do have to admit that I'm enjoying how this is turning into the Aidan Collins show. I'm literally the only thing people can talk about. I'm honored by your pathetic natures but really, this is too much. Stop whining about how hard I've been dissing you all and move on. Or, find a short bridge and take a long walk off of it.
And you all can go ahead and grip onto some inane argument like 'you only used to be good'. It's a contrived and made up story that isn't making any of you look good by latching on. You're basically making backhanded compliments and it's just making you all look lame. Basically, at the very worst, you're all admitting that you'll never have a legacy like mine.
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Post by SPICE1 on Apr 3, 2011 19:05:08 GMT -6
SPICE-1: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh shiznit! This just got real, boys and girls! DO NOT adjust your television sets, and DO NOT attempt to change the mother facking station... I'm in complete control of your set and everything else of any importance just like I've always been.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I know, you all thought you were rid of me, you all thought I had been chased away with my tail between my legs. FACK YOU! The Spice will never die, the Spice will never retreat, the Spice will never-
*bong rip*
- be sober!
I've long dicked you all before, and I think the time has come to do it again. I know how to work the system, I know how to play the game. I've beaten you all before, and I'll do it all again with a hand tied behind my back! Fack you "Jizzard", fack you "Nick Neggro", Fack you "Randy Cuntionovis"!
THE MIND GAMES BEGIN AGAIN! ENJOY THE TWIIIIIIIISTING AND TUUUUURNING!
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Post by BillBlakkxwf on Apr 3, 2011 19:08:52 GMT -6
BILL takes a puff of his cigar. BILL: Aidan, what is that? Your third repitition of that particular joke? Is this where I point out and repeat that I firmly believe that you fucked a young James Raven in the ass and had sweaty man sex with your Truth Until Death partner Drake so often the rest of the fed gave him the nick name Drake Homodo?
And the only reason we are talking about you is you keep posting promo's we have to respond to. Just like you keep responding to us.
And you know when you prove that you ARE as good as you used to be? When you win the Fed Cup...and I don't think you can!
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Post by blizzard on Apr 3, 2011 19:43:51 GMT -6
Aidan Collins: Bill, I hope you realize how far you're stretching the truth with the bullshit that's falling out of your cavity filled mouth. You're just saying I'm gay as a defense mechanism. I've based all of my comments off of a factual event, you're just fabricating ridiculous stories because you have nothing on me. Not that I really care, because I don't. If you're gay, dude, I could care less. Just don't try anything on me because I'll beat the shit out of you. Just like I do when ugly chicks try to get with me.
Spice One, thank you for joining our party. I'm going to love kicking you in the face, you solid piece of human excrement. It's a fucking miracle that what I'm about to do to you is legal. If you're smart, and I know your not, I'd stay far away from this match.
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Post by BillBlakkxwf on Apr 3, 2011 20:03:26 GMT -6
BILL goes to take a drink of his beer and stops with the mug halfway to his mouth and looks sharply at the camera. BILL: Spice One! Spice fucking One? Yeah, yeah I know Aidan called me gay...again...for a whole paragraph...how unlike any other promo he's ever cut for this whole competition. But Spice One?
Dude, you don't know when to quit! Aidan just took his ball and left the XWF like the fickle bitch he is...but you were hurled out of the XWF like a deflated beach ball not just once but multiple times! Yours is the only name in the XWF more ridiculed than Cyren's! Jesus, if I rip off your head during the match, I think Jon might actually pay me for it...and he's like the nicest dude I know!
Dude, I'm gonna bounce you out of the ring like a football! I want to thank you Spice, for giving me one more thing to look forward to besides just winning the Fed Cup!
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Post by blizzard on Apr 3, 2011 21:17:30 GMT -6
Aidan Collins: Bill, if you want to change the subject, that's fine because you have far more flaws than your ambiguous sexuality. It's one thing that your entire act is a cliche but it's an entirely different monster when it comes to your lack of athleticism. Five minutes into a match, you're huffing and puffing to the point where it resembles the anxiety attack Centurion had when his daughter came out of the closet. You're fat and there's not even strength behind it. You're tubby and weak and it's honestly an embarrassment that you've fooled yourself into thinking that you're some sort of badass. I'm going to kick you square in the gut, which will send a shockwave of fat up your body resulting in neck fat clocking you with a vicious uppercut. You should have opted into a gym membership instead of whatever buffet you've been spending so much time at, filling your face with fried foods.
Spice, the only twisting and turning you do is with your own dick while skyping with Cyren. You should have taken notice by now that your life is literally in danger any time we're in the same ring. Your a waste of life and I'll be honored to be the one that finally puts you out of your misery. I hate you as a person, it's morons like you that make this industry look bad to outsiders. It's up to me, once again, to restore prestige to the wrestling world. I am the pipe laying, bitch slaying, bullshit filleting, absolute greatest wrestler, EVER.
Truth Until Death.
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Post by BillBlakkxwf on Apr 3, 2011 22:58:26 GMT -6
BILL downs his mug of beer and laughs. BILL: Aidan, your shit is so tired and played that even the frat boys who once thought you were cool have turned you off. You calling me fat is like me calling you original, it obviously isn't even remotely fucking true.
Look, I get it, I'm young with my whole career in front of me, and right now, it looks like I might have a shot of winning the Fed Cup and proving to you once and for all that you are no longer the man you once were.
Deal with it, I don't have time to play therapist to a broke down Legend whose only reason for competing is so maybe he won't realize just how pathetic he's become. Maybe if you call Drake he'll let you suck him off once more for old times sake.
There's your Truth until Death.
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Post by blizzard on Apr 3, 2011 23:48:49 GMT -6
Aidan Collins: I don't know if I'm the only one to catch on to this but referring to Aidan Collins as a tired act has actually become a tired act. "Bliz, you keep saying the same things" is something that I've heard ad nauseum. I've also heard shit that makes my head spin like that I don't have originality. Do you know how fucking boring this match would be without me? Bill Blakk, you're a tepid and childlike characterization, straight up. You wear clown make-up, ride a Harley, smoke cigars, and bounty hunt? Holy shit, it's like I've picked up a handbook for 1994's edition of "stereotypical tough guy gimmick". If I'm an immature frat boy, you're some cartoon character that the artist eventually scrapped after he realized how fucking lame your entire deal is. Maybe I'm repeating what I'm saying because none of you dipshits has said a single interesting thing throughout this match's entire build-up?
Everyone in this match has claimed to be unimpressed by me but I'm the only thing that their pathetic asses can talk about it. I get it, I'm the only who's gifted and it hurts their feelings that I insist on reminding them how terrible they are at wrestling. Am I being a bully? I guess so when you consider how physically superior I am. I just wish there was someone remotely talented to compete against because it's painfully apparent how superior I am on a total level.
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Post by BillBlakkxwf on Apr 4, 2011 0:01:39 GMT -6
BILL lights a new cigar and flips off the camera. He doesn't even look at it while he speaks. BILL: Aidan, I'm sorry that I'm bringing you down. You keep repeating the same tired shit and do nothing original, forcing me to remind you what a fucktard you are. If I am a cartoon character, you are an afterthought. You are Neil Patrick Harris' character on 'How I Met Your Mother'. You are a mouthy douchebag and I honestly don't think you have the skills to back it up anymore.
Hey, Cent, you still with us? Mauler? Just anyone so I no longer have to hear Aidan 'Bitch' Collins incessant whining because someone actually has the balls to stand up to him.
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Post by blizzard on Apr 4, 2011 0:15:25 GMT -6
Blizzard pours himself a glass of fine whiskey and then lights a cigar and then finishes a mug of Guinness. Just kidding, he doesn't do any of these things because it's tacky as f**k.
Aidan Collins: Since Bill Blakk decided to just go with the whole 'you just keep repeating the same' thing, I'm going to ignore him. In my last promo, I tried to give him material to work with but it's become obvious that he's too mentally infantile to actually go back and forth with. He even pleaded for Centurion and Mystic Mauler to come back and have his back because along with being obese, sexually confused, and idiotic, I guess he's also a pussy. Big man gets behind the handlebars of his crotch rocket after a few appletinis, putting innocent lives at risk, but he still can't just come to grips with the fact that I'm about to kick the teeth out of his face.
Instead of ripping on that turd, I'll go back to ripping on my least favorite person in the match, Spice 1. First off, I want to point out his stupid-as-shit name. Beyond that, he even stole his name from a rapper, which is ten times more pathetic. I heard that it almost came down to Soulja Boy and Biz Markie but he decided he wanted something even lamer. I bet that Spice 1 is especially butthurt when you consider the fact that I ran him out of the XWF like someone should have done years ago. This douchebag spent years being an intolerable prick and it was a necessity that a true alpha male like myself send him packing. Now I'm going to finish the job that I couldn't legally do before and drop him directly on his neck. I won't consider this match a success if this scumbag is still breathing when I'm done.
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Post by BillBlakkxwf on Apr 4, 2011 6:40:17 GMT -6
BILL smiles into the camera not really giving a f**k if Mr. High and Mighty Aidan Collins thinks its tacky. BILL: I think I finally understand you, Bliz. Mommy and Daddy, kind of ignored you, didn't they? They left little Blizzy alone? Plus Mpmmy was fat and you had this whole sexual thing for her you didn't understand? So like a lot of little kids in that position, you vowed to be the center of attention, right? You were gonna be great at something and Mommy and Daddy would be sorry for ever ignoring you? And at school, when you were rude...not because you are funny, but because of shock value? And so eventually you drift into the XWF and you are great...but you don't stay great because you lost the Uni Title twice. So you leave, but outside the limelight, no one notices how great you aren't. So here you are seeking validation.
Sorry Blizzy, I don't have any of that for you. Nothing you say hurts me and at this point it all just sort of serves to show how sad, stupid and pathetic you are. I think I might actually feel a little sorry for you as I kick your ass and hurl you over the top rope to win the Fed Cup!
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Post by blizzard on Apr 4, 2011 13:10:43 GMT -6
Aidan Collins: Bill Blakk might as well give up because the extent to which he is grasping for straws now is hysterically pathetic. It seems that the only thing he knows how to do is fabricate stories like some sort of nine year old dickweed. “Your mommy prwobaly doesn't lub u”. Listen, bub, I'm not the one that's coming down to the ring wearing lipstick, assless chaps and telling dudes that they smell nice. There obviously something was going down at the Blakk home because motherfuckers like you are nurtured into fruition, not born. I mean, shit, you immediately jumped into the whole parents thing, so it's quite obvious that you were traumatized somewhere as a child. Just because you had some deranged uncle stick a thumb up your pooper doesn't mean you have to come into things with over-aggression. I have quite the satisfactory relationship with my parents and they're good people. I can't believe that I've had to say this but I'm not going to let some fat transsexual come here and make ridiculous claims about my family. And you have the gall to call me immature while you stoop so low? You're a hypocritical assface that's going to get his very soon.
Oh, and I only lost the Universal Title once. The second time I relinquished it out of fairness to the XWF because it was obvious that there was no one that could truly challenge me. On top of that, I earned an additional Universal Title shot that I never cashed in. That definitely has to make you feel bad, I've given up more Universal Title shots than you'll ever earn.
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Post by BillBlakkxwf on Apr 4, 2011 14:00:25 GMT -6
BILL takes a puff off of his cigar and looks into the camera. BILL: Looks like I pinked the bull. Aidan came close to originality that time...close...but no...cigar. Yeah Aidan, you are so far off your game that you just repackaged what I said about you to say about me...only to add that I'm gay...and the new insult transexual. By the way, where on my face do you see lipstick? Ah, yes, the patented Aidan Collins call you whatever I want whether or not there is fact to back it up. I just don't have time to give you the sense of relevance you are looking for, Aidan.
To all of you competing in the Fed Cup, I look forward to this. I look forward to the chance of fighting through all of you and winning the Fed Cup! And once I have it, I will return to the XWF in my attempt to return it to it's former glory. I hope you all give it your very best...but in the end...that cup is mine!
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