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Post by WpW admin on Mar 31, 2011 9:57:43 GMT -6
Final Roleplay deadline Mon APRIL 11 @ 11:59 pm central. Fed Cup: ChicagoChicago, Illinois Allstate Arena (formerly Rosemont Horizon) April 13, 2011 (in-char event date) RP DEADLINE MONDAY APRIL 11 www.allstatearena.comFed Cup comes to Chi-Town to the old Rosemont Horizon! Fed Cup is an Over the top rope battle royalYour wrestler could become FED CUP winner adding it's name to a historic WpW legacy! The Federation Cup is open to ANYONE and EVERYONE including guests or ppl who've never rp'd in WpW before. WpW Federation Cup goes to the winner of an over the top rope battle royal. Fed Cup will be strictly a list of who won & eliminations. It will not be a detailed Match description on the show. Here's how to get in & maybe win!Read the rules carefully as they are DIFFERENT than regular show roleplaying. This is Fed Cup EXCLUSIVE RP RULES. That means Fed Cup ONLY. Please do NOT start rping like this for regular shows.1.)Roleplays begin NOW.) 2.) All Rps must be straight to the board replied inside THIS thread only. (no linking or pics allowed) 3) ALL RPS MUST NOT EXCEED ( do not go over) 15 lines. Keep it short! 4.) For this match all rps must be posted as a reply here in this thread. 5.) You must WAIT until someone replies before posting again. No limit to the total number of times you can post however. Unlimited roleplaying! 6.) NO single/same wrestler can post back to back. If you break this rule you will be automatically eliminated early during match & deemed ineligible to win. Handlers may only reply to their OWN wrestler once per day to spark or generate action from opponents. Otherwise UNLIMITED on the number of times per day you may need to reply & rp to win Fed Cup! 7. No limit on rps for this award. This means you may post UNLIMITED number of times until deadline. No daily limits if rules are followed. 8. Do not post pictures in your roleplays for Fed Cup. If you break this rule you will be automatically eliminated & deemed ineligible to win. 9. Please Do not delete your posts or potentially incur forum account suspension. If you do break this rule, your wrestler will still be appearing & eliminated accordingly. 10. You may enter as many of your different wrestlers as you'd like. No limit on the number of wrestlers to be involved. If you use your main proboards account for a different wrestler of yours make sure the post is CLEAR on which wrestler is rping/entered in Fed Cup battle royal! This is so it will count for the correct star and so your opponents know who they are speaking against. 11. Stay in character, on camera. Fed Cup is where trash talking your opponents IS rewarded and also ENCOURAGED! Go for it! If you have any questions pm admin on these boards AND LAST BUT DEFINETLY NOT LEAST..... HAVE fun!!! Your wrestler could be the NEXT FED CUP CHAMPION!!!! Follow the rules and reply BELOW with your rping to try and win the Fed Cup! Turn up the heat as WpW's innovative most interactive roleplay feature Fed Cup is held and Let the battle begin!!!!! Roleplaying thread here BELOW is officially OPEN NOWWWWW!!!!!
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Post by PasserBy on Mar 31, 2011 10:34:08 GMT -6
Let me start out by saying that I've been watching this 'FED CUP' go on for awhile. The winners are nothing but jokes. They are simply people who come in for one second, make an accomplishment in their signatures, and then just suck up the oxygen which the rest of us provide so generously. Now, it's time that Me, Passer-by, steps in and brings some prestige back to this piece of poop called 'FED CUP'
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Post by Lucille Ulisse Commito on Mar 31, 2011 12:08:53 GMT -6
Jokes, yea your rights, you are a joke Passer by, and you know what i just going to follow that farside song and follow what it says "She keeps passing me by, and i am goinf to not only pass you by but the whole wpw, and pass everyone by, but then again with an ass like this most men would like me passing them by! after all i am a Commito, we run Chi town bitch
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Post by Aerik Walker on Mar 31, 2011 12:19:45 GMT -6
(The camera cuts on, showing Mystic Mauler sitting at a small wooden table, a deck of cards in his hands. He notices the camera.)
"About time. So, I see another Fed Cup is around the corner. Perfect. Another one of those trophies would look good in my mantle opposite the one I won in Dallas on Superbowl weekend. So, sure. I'm entering this one too. And now this "Passerby" puts his name in, talking major smack about past winners. As a past winner and a veteran who enjoys wasting oxygen, I look forward to you putting your money where your mouth is, so I can tear off your arm and beat you retarded with it."
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Post by PasserBy on Mar 31, 2011 12:57:34 GMT -6
I like that two other people finally put their names in. We got a lady *winks* She's so pretty, but then we got a veteran. We got Mystic Mauler a tall, tall man who couldn't even make it through the Roy Lee Rumble, beat some jobber at the last house show, and the last time you won was that last fed cup. You're proving Mystic Mauler and yes you are wasting oxygen. I'm going to enjoy passing you by in Chicago, Illinois, Mystic Mauler...you sexy boy *winks*pleased
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Post by Lucille Ulisse Commito on Mar 31, 2011 14:05:12 GMT -6
wow, this passerby is smart! and Mauler is still a bg braning dude with no brians, but even he can fgure ths one out Sex is bad, Sex is a sin, Sins are forgiven,So stick it in, But Mauler This is your CellPhone Operator. We just found out you're too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you! cause lets face am gong to win the fed cup and like everythng in my life gong to have to fnd a nice tight place to stick it in!
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Post by Aerik Walker on Mar 31, 2011 14:29:21 GMT -6
(Mystic shuffles the deck of cards a few times, remaining silent. He sets them down on the table, raising his head to the camera.)
"If I had a dollar for every reference to my age, hair color or career length, I'd be a goddamn millionaire. Regardless, this Passerby person, it appears they've done research. Congratulations. You've pointed out the obvious. Even if I didn't make it to the end if the Roy Lee Rumble, riddle me this, Batman: where's the final two been? Paul Roach hurt his ankle and is crying like a bitch, and Dennis Mann crawled back under the rock he hides under. I still go out and entertain, because that's what I'm paid to do. Now, Lucy, simple and sweet: as I've said to you before, just because you have. A set of tits and a pretty face doesn't make you cool, intimidating or even sexy. You'd figure that even your uncle could tell you that, but he's too busy hiding with his title."
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Post by Tony Ruiz on Mar 31, 2011 15:30:32 GMT -6
The camera is zoomed in on a sign out front of a building in beautiful Miami Florida.....As the camera zooms out you can finally read the sign...."The Landing Strip".......The camera then pans to the front door where you see a familiar face....
Tony Ruiz: Hey Yo!
The man grins and grabs the tooth pick from his mouth and thumps it towards the camera....
Tony Ruiz: Miss me?
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Post by Lucille Ulisse Commito on Mar 31, 2011 15:30:36 GMT -6
Mauler, my uncle is not hiding at at all at least we have something in common we both go green, but my grean is weed, Yes I have tits good looking tits, and ig your nce i just might let you gve them a kiss,don't worry Mauler old guys i was told can last and go on forever at least my uncle says so!holla up and how it down we going to be in the fucking mother chi town!
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Post by Tony Ruiz on Mar 31, 2011 15:41:56 GMT -6
Tony Ruiz motions for the camera to come on inside "The Landing Strip".....There are several dancers on various stages dancing for the "members" of the club....
Tony Ruiz: Come on in chico. You like my girls? I'm always on the look out for new dancers. That Lucy Lu chica has an open invitation to dance at my club any night. So baby, why don't you give up this wrestling gig and make you some real money.
Tony grins....
Tony Ruiz: I'll be waiting for your response.
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Post by Lucille Ulisse Commito on Mar 31, 2011 15:52:13 GMT -6
Tony, can't dance for you for one, my uncle goes there all the time for two,Wrestling s in my blood, and for 3 can't work for something as sexy as you! heard the road stores Tony and hopefully there true, but you never know maybe a couple of feature dances could happen, we will talk business after the fed cup!!
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Post by Tony Ruiz on Mar 31, 2011 16:01:15 GMT -6
Tony Ruiz has made his way back to his office where he is sitting behind his desk....
Tony Ruiz: Lucy, we will defiantly talk business after I get finished whipping your ass in the fed cup match. Then maybe we can go back to the hotel and whip some more ass if you know what I mean.
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Post by Lucille Ulisse Commito on Mar 31, 2011 16:24:12 GMT -6
Tony, Tony you can tap ths ass all you want but there s no way in hell, that am getting tossed out durrng ths fed cup! Italiain girls know two thngs fucking and fighting, just look at my Family Tony, we have fights over everythng form boys to food!!!
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Post by Aerik Walker on Mar 31, 2011 16:33:45 GMT -6
(Mystic begins to draw a few cards when he stops on a dime. He holds two cards in his hand, and stares at the pile, then slowly raises his head towards the camera.)
"Wait... your family has fights about... boys? The officially confirms what I'd wondered about your uncle... no, your entire fucked up family. You are all a bunch of flaming queers! It all makes sense now! The whole thing. The fact that you and Shiva ever stepped into a wrestling ring is because you're butch dykes and Firebomb is hiding from getting his ass whupped like a real man because he's busy checking out the bean poles! It makes sense! But make no mistake about it, pretty lady, old or not, I'm not too fragile to toss you outta the ring. Same goes for Tony. Spend all your time at the Landing Strip, and forget about the Fed Cup, chico. Trust me."
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Post by Lucille Ulisse Commito on Mar 31, 2011 16:43:19 GMT -6
Mauler, just look at waht we have done to lilly and her goons be carefull you wouldn't want to break a hip in this fed cup or bethher yet get the wholle famlly in the ring a a pack of wild dogs
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Post by Aerik Walker on Mar 31, 2011 16:50:50 GMT -6
(Mystic drops the cards on the table, rubbing his temples. A mild headache is starting to set in, and the big man hates them with a passion.)
"God, I feel like I'm watching a retard version of Sesame Street, sometimes. Do you want me to get my whole family in the ring as a pack of wild dogs? Are you going to get a wild pack of dogs to play your whole family? You've confused me, Lucy. You might just want to do the entire WpW a favor, shove a dick in your mouth and be quiet. You're really starting to make yourself sound as you look: a worthless sack of venereal diseases."
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Post by Lucille Ulisse Commito on Mar 31, 2011 17:17:05 GMT -6
Criteria for many an impatient lady like me so Sign up to the ‘Sex-On-Tap’ academy An oasis in the desert of plenty wth A photo-framed signed certificate And confirmation with a handshake Classes are twice a year .However, please be warned classes are one on one, Mauler call me a Sult call me a whore, however no matter what your right nothing compares me to you i mght be a whore but at least i am not a bore, and ask Tony what would he ratter like tis and ass or being bored and an snore! So maybe me and Tony should give you a show and f**k rght in the center of the ring!!
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Post by Aerik Walker on Mar 31, 2011 18:26:50 GMT -6
(Mystic draws his lopsided grin as he stares directly into the camera. His eyes get that all-too-familiar gleam to them. It is undeniably evident the big man is not in the least bit pleased.)
"Pay very close attention to me, Lucy. You sit here and spit stupid shit like anyone gives a damn. The only reason that I'm saying anything to you is because I'm the only one who has the balls to put you in your place. This is a wrestling organization, you backwater muppet, not a fucking porno shoot. The ring is where legends are created and molded out of no-namers and high-hopers, not where you and some greasy-haired doucheclown can turn it into a freak show for your goddamn enjoyment. I've been in this industry for twenty-four years, honing my craft, entertaining the people and enjoying myself. You, apparently, do the same, but in an industry that credits you with such titles as 'whore', 'slut' and, most importantly, 'bimbo'. And then you think you're going to beat me?! Bitch, please. You couldn't hold my jockstrap if it was taped your goddamn hands. I said it before, and I'll say it again: you don't belong in this business. You don't belong on the same airwaves as guys like me. And I ever catch wind of you talking about making a porno in the middle of my home -- the ring -- I will pimpslap you so hard, your ancestors will feel it. That's not a threat, cupcake, that's a promise. Trust me."
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Post by PasserBy on Mar 31, 2011 19:40:39 GMT -6
I look at Mauler, Lucy, and the other dude with a bit of a smile on my face and say "I guess all these bums need this more then me" and then I walk away next to be seen in Chicago when I'm mostly likely the first to be thrown out, but it doesn't matter because Mauler still sucks, and still has proven my point about 'fed cup winners' and he'll continue to prove it after Fed Cup: Chicago ends.
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Post by Tony Ruiz on Mar 31, 2011 20:37:25 GMT -6
Tony Ruiz is still sitting behind his desk at his office at the Landing Strip....He is watching WpW TV 88 at the latest Fed Cup promos....
Tony Ruiz: It's too funny. You've got this Mystic Mauler guy who is a little too old to be running around with make up on his face. You've got this slut named Lucy who is seriously messed up in the head, not by her own fault, she can't help who her family is. This you got this Passer By dude, who thinks he's funny. Wonder what "nation" he's from? It don't really matter chico, cause I'm the one bad guy that's gonna win this fed cup. You see chicos and chica I'm the King of the Fed Cup around here. And I'm back to claim what's mine.
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Post by Aerik Walker on Mar 31, 2011 21:32:56 GMT -6
(Mystic picks his cards back up and continues to draw them, two at a time. He never reveals what's in his hands, but looks up at the camera.)
"Tony, you are, beyond a shadow of a doubt, the King of the Fed Cup. There's no question about it. No other superstar in World Pro Wrestling history has one three straight Fed Cups. That achievement is monumental and perhaps may never be duplicated. But, c'mon, pal, do you really think that you can disappear for a little while, then just come back and the world will be right, planets will align and you can just toss yourself into a Fed Cup without a fight? Even you aren't that naive, Tony; I expect that kinda thing from the Quick Ditz Bitch over there. I'm looking forward to meeting you in Chicago, Tony. We've never met in a match before. And this go round, it's my honor to be facing the King of the Fed Cup. That is... until I toss you up over the top ropes. Nothing personal, just business."
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Post by Jamar Matthews on Mar 31, 2011 21:54:11 GMT -6
Cameras fade in briefly to Jamar Matthews sitting at home eating macaroni & cheese. A TV tray in front of him.
Jamar: I juss seen Mystic on Fed Cup sayin's nobody eva but Tony Ruiz won Fed Cup tree times in row. Mystic if dis was about mistakes you juss made one foo. Jeffy Davis done did it. You dumbass. You talk big but juss put cho foot in yo' mouff.
Jamar Matthews laughs.
Jamar: Bowin down to Tony den gittin yo facts wrong sho' gone be funny dis week. I done herd gone be mo' people comin' in to make sum rookie mistakes. Mystic you a veteran and sho nuff shud no bettah. Well I be guessin' I need to be in th' Windy City to git me sum. Count me in dis Battle Royal!
Jamar's time runs out for now so the camera fades out But believe he'll be back to say more another time.
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Post by BillBlakkXWF on Mar 31, 2011 21:58:41 GMT -6
BILL sits at a seat near a bar, a lit cigar smouldering in an ashtray next to him and a large mug of beer next to that. BILL: So I'm checking out the promos for the Fed Cup and I'm thinking it's the perfect excuse to kick a little righteous ass and I am shocked and amazed at the level of so-called 'competition' I see. I mean, there's this clown Passer by whose alligator mouth is obviously overloading his jaybird ass, a mouthy turbo slut that I wouldn't f**k with a stolen dick, some face painted Methusaleh who will be lucky to escape the match without a broken hip much less win it, and then some Mexican Tony Soprano wannabe who is more interested in fucking Lucy than winning the match and all I can say is, this is what you fucks call competition? Yeah, winning this ain't gonna be a problem.
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Post by TweeZer on Mar 31, 2011 22:01:07 GMT -6
The newcomer TweeZer sits and watches the promos that have aired, and he can't help but chuckle.
Oh, you have GOT to be kidding me. THIS is what passes for talent in WPW? A bunch of whiny fools playing slap-ass back and forth like they have what it takes to beat an actual WRESTLER?" I've been training since I was old enough to walk, and I've got the movces, the intelllignece, and the pure training to defeat any and all comers who get in my way. I'm looking at this overinflated Mystic Mauler, screaming his head off about how it's his turn to win, but I can tell just by the look of him that he's going to blow up after five minutes in the ring and I'll be able to make him look like the one trick pony we all know he is. Then there's this "Lucy" chick who is clearly here to add some kind of eye candy to the event, and I'm quite sure I'll be able to manhandle her, before during and AFTER the match.. And Tony Ruiz? What the hell is THAT supposed to be? You greasy stereotype of a man, I can't imagine you winning anything but an "Excessive Chest Hair" competition, so if you're really the "King of the Fed Cup," that just tells me that nobody else has been taking this event seriously.
Well GUESS WHAT, kids. TweeZer is HERE, and he is here to take this sumbitch DEAD SERIOUS. I'm the fastest, cleverest, and quite simply the best competition this event could ever dream of happening, and WPW should be thrilled that I decided to come here and grace this dump with my presence. Mauler, Tony, Betty or whatever the hell your name is, please show up for this event, because the more of you I take down, the better it's going to make me look, and the more it will prove to everyone here in WPW that I am FOR REAL when I take that cup. Just don't expect to get any kind of applause from the fans, I'll be taking that as well.
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Post by BillBlakkXWF on Mar 31, 2011 22:17:40 GMT -6
BILL takes a puff off of his cigar and smiles for the camera. BILL: So I missed Jamar Matthews promo, sorry, I thought it was an ad to raise money to fight stupid in the inner city. I had to watch it again before I realized he actually is an entrant. And now here comes TweeZer, mouthing off about his 'training'. Well like I say all the time TweeZe, I've spent the last ten years making a good living as a bounty hunter who specializes in 'Hard Targets', guys so dangerous they make you look like an infant. So all your wrestling 'skills' against me are like bringing a knife to a gun fight! Just to let you all know, I'm winning the Fed Cup and there isn't a G*d D*amn thing any of you can do about it!
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Post by Lucille Ulisse Commito on Apr 1, 2011 0:28:00 GMT -6
Tony I Have problems yea right, i am sexey and fuckable can't girls have fun I'm not married, yees man a girl need to have some fun! now we got some TweeZer That can't count,Mauler got tred of everyone calling him old that he put up a old picture of himself, Mauler get it threw your head and relax its called entertainment, for cryng out lound Fed cups are used for people to tune up skills and to tryout! come big guy upset that Tony is geting more action then you! then we got some XWF clown here oh gerat first you take our show and now your trying to take our fed cup well good luck with that asshole!
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Post by TweeZer on Apr 1, 2011 1:19:49 GMT -6
TweeZer can't help but laugh at the situation.
I think I love Lucy. She's my kind of girl. Dumb, cute, and DUMB. She's the girl you wish you could meet at the bar. Already liquored up because every idiot in the place has bought her a shot, so all you have to do is walk up to her and tell her you're famous, then make up some show nobody's ever heard of because it's on the G4 network or something. So she gets all worked up and decides to rub up against you for the rest of the night because you feed her some line about how they're looking for "hot chicks" for some segment that doesn't exist. Then you get her home and do things to her you wouldn't do to your worst enemy, and she doesn't even care, because she thinks she's gonna be a star.
Well let me explain something to your ignorant ass, LOOSE-Y.. You're not going to be a star, and you're not going to be a winner, and the only cup you'll get to hold will be mine after I hit the shower. But don't worry, I'll be sure to leave enough money in your purse so you can get a cab back to whatever crap apartment you call home.
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Post by BillBlakkxwf on Apr 1, 2011 6:29:51 GMT -6
BILL empties his beer and belches loudly. BILL: TweeZe, I know the floozie has your balls in a knot and all, but hey, if you want to ignore me, that's fine...during the match I am sure you will notice me, I'll be the one kicking your ass before I toss you out of the ring. And as for you Lucy, you stupid slattern (I know you don't know what the word means, find a dictionary look it up) if you are the smartest and toughest they have around here, I will take whatever I want. The time is coming when you all will discover what every one in the XWF already knows: Always bet on Blakk!
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Post by Aerik Walker on Apr 1, 2011 8:03:49 GMT -6
(Mystic looks down at the table, his eyebrow raising in confusion.)
"So, uh, Lucy... where in the blueberry f**k muffins is this old picture I'm supposedly parading around? I think you had too many dicks in your mouth cuz you're starting to hallucinate. So, while I'm sitting here, playing single-player blackjack, you're off conjuring up stories of you and the other guys in this match becoming an orgy. Newsflash, cupcake, the Walkin' Nightmare doesn't go like that. But you will go -- right over the top rope! Billy, your material is dated. If you wanna impress me, you'll have to get your shtick from somewhere other than the Bible. Methuselah, Moses, I've been called it all. Try again, princess."
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Post by BillBlakkxwf on Apr 1, 2011 9:38:23 GMT -6
A fight has broken out in the bar behind BILL. He grabs his empty glass and breaks it over a nearby combatants head, dropping him instantly. BILL: What was that Mauler, I really wasn't paying attention. I was waiting for someone important to speak. You don't like being called Methuselah, okay I have a few more options for you. Rip Van Winkle, Dorian Gray, or Ancient Wrinkled and Honorable Dickhead. I prefer the latter. I get that you still think you have some relevance, I'm just asking that you stay up on your Ossimax medication, because when I hurl you over the top rope like the piece of rotting garbage that you are, I wouldn't want you to break anything important. I am the future of this business, Mauler. The absolute best at what I do and what I do is hurt people. You are a dinosaur holding on by one wretched claw. You may fool the fans and the marks but you and I both know that you don't have half of what it takes to stop me.
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