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Post by blizzard on Apr 8, 2011 10:22:36 GMT -6
Aidan Collins: I am hungover and the last thing I need right now is Bill Blakk flapping his flabby guns. Every time I see his face fat bouncing, I literally feel sick. His best strategy in our match is to just talk. I might vomit myself right out of the ring.
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Post by BillBlakkxwf on Apr 8, 2011 11:57:25 GMT -6
BILL shakes his head. BILL: It is sad to watch a Legend crumble. Aidan Collins is not the man he was despite his claims to the contrary. His vaunted verbal skills have dwindled so much that he is not only a parody of the work he did in the XWF, but is now dangerously close to hacking David Spade. Bliz is about six months away from doing commercials for 7-up about how it makes him feel 'bubbly'.
Bliz, I will carry you as best I can, but when I hurl you out of that ring, the whole world will know that you just aren't the best in the business anymore. The Fed Cup is as good as mine.
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Post by TweeZer on Apr 9, 2011 10:39:17 GMT -6
TweeZer sits in the corner of the ring with a bottle of water. He's wearing a tank top and shorts, not his obnoxious lime green singlet.
Oh, what a sad state of affairs Blizzard has become. A shell of his former self. Drunk, angry, unable to put two cohesive thoughts together to make a point. Falling back on gay humor and fat jokes like he's trying to entertain the other teenagers in the high school locker room. Poor, poor Aidan. To think, I actually came into this excited to face you. But now I'm more excited to get you in touch with a couple rehab centers that might be helpful. Rather than a wrestling match, perhaps we can just have an intervention for you..
Bill Blakk, you an I may not agree on everything, but I said it before and I'll say it again.. My money is on you to win this thing. I just hope it comes down to you and me alone in that ring, because YOU have become the man to beat in this match. You still have the passion and the drive, just like me. You aren't some washed up pile of former greatness who doesn't have that desire anymore. Even as I speak, using words like "desire" and "passion," I'm just imagining Blizzard giggling to himself like a drunk Eric Cartman, just waiting to spring another tired homophobic slur at me. Sad..
I used to be the obnoxious guy. I used to be the jerk. Now I realize I was just playing a role. Blizzard, you really are all those things I was just pretending to be. The only problem is, I can snap out of it and be a man. Can you?
The scene fades with TweeZer looking into the camera, shaking his head slowly.
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Post by BillBlakkxwf on Apr 9, 2011 13:56:59 GMT -6
BILL looks into the camera holds up a beer and chugs it down. BILL: TweeZer, unfortunately, in some ways, Aidan will never change. Bliz has always been a douchebag, albeit a talented one. And while that talent may have slipped some due to a few too many nights drinking with his entourage, and a few too many hangers on telling him how awesome he is, I'm sure he has enough gas in the tank to take out a guy like you.
As for hoping that it's you and I alone in that ring at the end, if I were you I would pray that doesn't happen. Yeah, winning this thing is a key to proving just how dangerous I am in this business...it brings glory to myself and the new XWF...but I haven't forgotten or forgiven any of the negative things you said about me, and while I am not a cry-baby, I have to admit there is a certain joy in making a man eat his words one punch to the face at a time.
The WPW Fed Cup Chicago? Yeah, I got this.
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Post by TweeZer on Apr 9, 2011 22:57:38 GMT -6
TweeZer is back in the lime green singlet, and he's standing against a screen that says his name in big green letters. It's very annoying.
See? THIS is me! It's obnoxious, it's annoying, and it simply pisses people off that I even do this! Yes, I know it's a dumb outfit, and yet somehow I still manage to get over with the fans! Why? Because I'm OUTSTANDING at what I do! You want to hate me, but you have to respect me, and the rest of your boys in the back HATE that.. That is, when you're sober enough to NOTICE it. I'm going to go out there on Wednesday, and I'm going to pull off moves that will make the fans say OOOOOH. And then I'll look at the rest of you bozos in the ring and I'll probably say something really dumb, like "how cool was THAT?" And you will inevitably be pissed off at how cocky I am and you'll try to slap the smirk off my face, and that's when I'll duck, because I'l EXPECTING you to do that! And you'll look dumb and I'll just laugh! And then I'll probably make a move on your sister!
TweeZer stands up tall and does some really ineffective muscle poses. Sure, he's toned, but come on. Look at the guy.
SEE? THAT'S WHAT I DO! Because I'm TWEEZER, AND I'M GONNA GET UNDER YOUR SKIN!
TweeZer smiles, feeling the relief of finally getting his "promo" out of the way.
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Post by BillBlakkxwf on Apr 10, 2011 0:39:59 GMT -6
BILL merely shakes his head. BILL: Why is there a mosquito doing a promo? TweeZer, I don't care how 'over' you get with the fans. All I care about is how you go 'over' the top rope! And I'm not gonna slap you, I have other options up to and including but not limited to savate kick, a spear, a gutwrench elevated neckbreaker and a chokeslam. I will probably use one of those, or any of another dozen moves in my arsenal. Or I might just kick your head right off your body. And I don't have a sister...I have a brother...and while I am sure you would like to put the moves on him, I just called my sister-in-law and she assures me he doesn't swing that way.
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Post by TweeZer on Apr 10, 2011 12:39:39 GMT -6
And BILL BLAKK with the gay joke for the win! Great. Now you're no better than Blizzard. Thanks for talking me through your list of moves, by the way, let me get to work on countering all of those, as well as all the other tough guy nonsense you've been displaying over at that other company, like MACING a guy to get the win? Yeah, you're a real hero, bro. Maybe I should go in with a tazer, a handgun and a couple hand grenades so we can be equally illegal going into the match.
Look, I'm trying to be nice here and offer you a man to man fight, but all you want to do is be a big meanie and call me names like "mosquito." Sticks and stones, my bar brawling mentality friend, sticks and stones..
Perhaps when this is all said and done, you can go back to your little bounty hunting job, and start hunting for your teeth all around the ring after this mosquito gives you LIME disease!
See what I did there? Mosquitos can give people lyme disease, and my outfit is lime colored! THAT is how outstanding I am at this talking thing!
Now here's the part where you say something like "Yeah, you might me good at talking but ME GOOD AT FIGHTING." And then you shake your fists in the air like a tough guy and Aidan Collins wakes up just long enough to watch you do it and calls you fat and gay.
You two are SO predictable..
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Post by blizzard on Apr 10, 2011 13:25:25 GMT -6
Aidan Collins: It's pretty pathetic that people can't seem to talk about anything other than myself. It really projects a lack of confidence on their part. Granted, I'm pretty fucking cool. In fact, I would go as far to say that I'm by far the coolest ever. Talking about someone who is cool doesn't make you cool, though. I bet Bill Blakk has been trying this shit since high school, when he used to sit in a corner during lunch, bragging to a foreign janitor about how he's lab partners with the high school's quarterback... all of the while stuffing his fat face with a triple school lunch, naturally. Talking about some other dude non-stop like a pathetic fan boy is not the way to get ahead in this business. I'm not even flattered, I'm creeped out. TweeZer and Bill, when they're not boring our fans to death while trading amateur-level barbs, can't get over Aidan Collins. It makes sense on some level, because I'm going to f**k them up in our match. It's just exhausting to hear my name so many times. When you're at top of the mountain, people are definitely going to look up to you but everyone in this match is coming off second rate.
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Post by TweeZer on Apr 10, 2011 16:20:12 GMT -6
Hey, he woke up from his drunken coma!
Hi Aidan. Yes, we do mention your name, but it's usually accompanied by words like "sad," "washed up," "pathetic," "drunk," um.. "homophobic.." I know I'm missing a bunch, but you get the idea.
Maybe you should just go back to bed until you can get your head straight and realize that you just keep doing what we're expecting you to do, which is a string of fat jokes, gay jokes, and references to your former greatness.
Seriously, go have a seat. We're done with you. We have a match to conduct, and you're just going to make everyone sad when they see what a washed up drunk shell of your former self you've become.
I, on the other hand, plan to put on a show for the fine people in Chicago. I expect Bill Blakk to do the same, and I plan on being a thorn his side all the way through until he and I are alone in the ring. THAT, in my opinion, is when the match will begin; after Bill and I have taken out the gutter sluts and the beer guts. I'm not sure which one of those you are yet, possibly a mixture of both.
Now here's the part where you say something about how I wish you were a slut, so that I could have gay sex with you, and that it's Bill Blakk who actually has a beer gut because he's fat.. Go ahead, we'll try not to yawn this time.
TweeZer yawns.
Sorry. Just imagining your next promo.
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Post by BillBlakkxwf on Apr 10, 2011 17:20:26 GMT -6
BILL shakes his head. BILL: I'm sorry Aidan, I am sorry that you are a second rate sarcastic comedian without even a shadow of your former talent. You are a Legend, which means we cannot tacitly ignore you, which is what you seem to prefer. Sadly, I'm not going to need anyone's help to show the world just how rusty you have become. The frat boy fat and gay jokes are falling flat, as you will when I toss you out of the ring.
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Post by blizzard on Apr 10, 2011 19:34:23 GMT -6
Aidan Collins: The implication that I'm washed up is most offensive because of who is throwing around the accusations. Bill, TweeZer, Centurion... I hate to be the one to break this to you all but you don't have the authority to say a goddamn thing about me. I've done more than you'll ever do. I've beaten greats. I AM A GREAT. The fact that you're going out of your ways to insult me is straight obscene. I deserve your respect and the clouds of jealousy that surround you are creating myths that you shouldn't be allowed to spread.
You don't want any more Blizzard jokes, fine. I won't make fun of how fat Bill's titties are and I won't talk about TweeZer's confirmed bisexuality or Centurion's brittle bones. I'm not better than you all because I'm funnier, even though that's a given. I'm better than you all because, when it comes down to it, I'm a physical monster and I was put on this Earth to hurt people. I am going to hurt you all. Aidan Collins is the baddest motherfucker any of you are going to meet and I'm going to beat the respect I deserve out of you.
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Post by TweeZer on Apr 10, 2011 20:18:35 GMT -6
TweeZer is heading to the airport in a cab. He's not going to try to pretend he's all "limos and jets," He's going to be flying coach on a regular old plane. He's wearing a basic t-shirt and jeans with a leather jacket. Nothing fancy, nothing extravagant. He turns to the handheld camera, which we have to assume is some kind of cell phone camera being held by his manager.
Okay, entry number one. Well, this is it. On my way to Chicago for the big dance. I have to admit, I'm pretty pumped about this. WPW has been a major player for along, long time, and this is my first time working with them. Looking forward to seeing some of their talent in the ring, and it will be nice to be able to talk to Lilly and Ryan and maybe even Roy Lee if he's there. I've been doing the independent circuit on and off for a while now, so this is the first "major" event I've been a part of for a pretty long while. I'm facing some big names from the past in a few days, and a lot of new guys I've never seen in the ring before. And some really slutty chick. Which reminds me, we need to pick up some hand sanitizer at the airport gift shop. Well, I guess I'll talk to you again when we get to the airport.
I'm PUMPED!
WPW, HERE I COME!
The shot pans to a view of the traffic whizzing past and then abruptly cuts to black.
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Post by BillBlakkxwf on Apr 10, 2011 20:26:53 GMT -6
BILL looks into the camera once more. BILL: You are a douchebag Aidan. No one likes you. I am better than you. I will beat you up and toss you out of the ring and prove to everyone and yourself that your time at the top is over.
TweeZer, you might get a chance to see that, but only if you take a seat on the front row after I throw you out.
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Post by TweeZer on Apr 10, 2011 22:07:10 GMT -6
The scene opens up with a shaky camera shot of the inside of an airport. After a brief pan to the left, we see TweeZer standing just outside the gift shop. He's holding a plastic shopping bag.
Okay, entry number two. We are here at the airport, and I am now officially prepared for my Fed Cup match.
He reaches into the bag and pulls out a small bottle of hand sanitizer.
Here's the hand sanitizer I got for just in case I touch Lucy during the match. I would have bought a larger bottle, but this travel size was cheapest, and it was like twelve bucks.
He reaches in again and pulls out a small travel size pack of Bounty paper towels.
I picked these up so I could watch Bill Blakk hunt it in person. Because he's a BOUNTY hunter, GET IT?
TweeZer knows the joke sucked.
I wasn't actually planning a Bill Blakk gag, but when I saw they actually had Bounty, I had to.
He then pulls out a small bottle of aspirin.
And this if for Centurion, because I'm guessing he will be hung over like crazy. HYDRATE, my elderly friend!
Next, he pulls out a copy of Playgirl magazine.
And THIS.. This is a magazine filled with pictures of nude men. Why did I get this? I got this for Aidan Collins. Two reason why. First, so we can all watch him do another wacky gay joke, and second, because I think he may be struggling with his own personal demons in the sexuality department, and he may have trouble buying this stuff for himself. Hope he doesn't have this issue yet.
TweeZer looks just beyond the camera at his manager.
I can't believe I actually bought this.
TweeZer and the cameraman laugh as the shot cuts out.
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Post by blizzard on Apr 10, 2011 22:18:01 GMT -6
Aidan Collins: The amount of hypocrisy in the build up to this match is ridiculous. I get called sophomoric, which probably would have been a valid criticism if I wasn't having my act copied by the other competitors right after they bitch and moan about me doing exactly what they do afterwards. Look at TweeZer insinuating that I'm gay, watch Bill Blakk continue to spit out the same shit being said about him. They think they can somehow leverage themselves into gaining a mental advantage over me. That's an extremely dumb mistake. Despite my superior athleticism, my main advantage is my mind. I've pushed these dummies into corners with my previous promos and that's just for my sheer amusement. If you think they look stupid now, you have to wait for the match itself. It's one thing to be superior linguistically, making looking people look foolish. It's an entire different monster when I use that same intellectual advantage to dominate in the ring.
If I don't win this match, there's something seriously wrong with this place. I obviously have the most quality anyone has ever seen in this type of match.
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Post by BillBlakkxwf on Apr 10, 2011 22:30:15 GMT -6
BILL sighs and looks into the camera. BILL: And it starts. Aidan Collins, who has spent the entire time doing promos like he's campaigning for Homecoming King as opposed to wrestling in an over the top battle royal starts getting on the defensive. If he doesn't win, there is something wrong with this place. There is of course nothing wrong with Aidan Collins. Never mind that he's filled his promos with nothing but fat and gay jokes that have no basis (well perhaps a little in TweeZer's case), never mind that digging up a few of his old promos reveals a talent disparity roughly the size of the Grand Canyon.
Well let me put it this way, Aidan...I see as much evidence of your being superior as I do of myself being fat...and there is not an ounce of fat on me. The fact is you've lost your verbal gifts and I am about to slam the lid on your chances of winning this thing. I am the best thing happening in the XWF right now and I will not be denied in this match. This Wednesday, whether you like it or not...I'm beating you and everyone else.
The WPW Fed Cup Chicago will be mine. Hopefully your ego can handle being second best.
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Post by TweeZer on Apr 10, 2011 22:40:06 GMT -6
Is it on?
The shaky, grainy camera picks up again, this time showing TweeZer's ankle for a moment before zipping to his face.
Dude, she's right there. Get her, get her..
The camera sweeps left, focusing on a chunky young woman wearing a pair of jeans with a waist that is WAY too low. Her thong is quite clearly visible.
Oh my god, dude. That is depressing. Hey. Wait. Is that Lucy?
The cameraman speaks up.
No, man, I don't think that's Lucy.
No. Probably not. Lucy's kind of cute, and she could probably pull off a look like that. But I'll bet that's pretty close to how she dresses.
TweeZer quiets down and just watches her. After a moment, she leans down to pick something up. Her thong is suddenly even more visible.
Oh, DUDE!
The girl turns and sees TweeZer watching her. TweeZer quickly turns away and holds back a giggle.
Oh shoot, dude. Let's go.
TweeZer gets up quick and the camera shakes to a halt once again.
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Post by BillBlakkxwf on Apr 10, 2011 23:02:35 GMT -6
BILL looks at the camera in surprise. BILL: TweeZer? Did you just use your promo to shoot an upskirt porn video? Is that even legal?
I'll be honest, I really don't know what to think about you. Fortunately, I can toss your ass over the ropes quick so I don't have to think about you very long.
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Post by blizzard on Apr 11, 2011 0:40:15 GMT -6
Aidan Collins: Bill Blakk is insisting that he's not fat but he's right around 300 pounds and nowhere near 7 feet tall. If you want proof that you're fat, Billy Boy, I recommend you google a picture of yourself, herb. I've never seen a person in so much denial. Maybe TweeZer about his latent homosexuality but that's it. The sad part is, I don't even care. I just made an observation based on what I've seen, I'm not being judgmental. You probably were made fun of when you were growing up and now you have some schoolboy inner angst about it. You can try to hide behind that ridiculous face paint but I see the real you. But yeah, like I said, I don't care that you're fat. Fat dudes are funny and you're basically the Chris Farley of this match. Well, I mean, you're not deliberately funny but I've had hearty laughs at the ridiculous shit coming out of your mouth. After I'm done with you, you'll be living in a van down by the river.
And seriously, you can go and suck a line of dicks for continually saying that I just repeat myself. It's like you aren't even listening to what I'm saying in order to project this manufactured image of me. I know what you're trying to do and it's not working. You can't elevate yourself by pushing me down. Especially when you consider how far ahead of you I am as an athlete and humanitarian. You have said literally nothing of substance this entire time. Thank god you get paid on your wrestling abilities, because your promo cutting skills suck ass.
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Post by BillBlakkxwf on Apr 11, 2011 6:30:39 GMT -6
BILL: Obviously Aidan, you are a complete idiot. A quick check of my XWF roster page will give you that I am 6 foot 6, 280lbs, which is about dead on perfect for some one my height who engages in regular intensive physical excercise. Or you could just look at me you stupid shit.So, as you can see, no fat. And if you think you haven't been repeating yourself, or you think the promos you are cutting here are anywhere near as good as your old ones, you are no longer living in reality.
But don't worry, if I win, it's not your fault, remember. There's something wrong with this place.
Quit now, Collins, before I show the rest of the world just how much more talented than you I am.
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Post by TweeZer on Apr 11, 2011 12:11:02 GMT -6
TweeZer's camera shakes to a start, showing TweeZer from behind as he is stumbling and forcing his way as politely as possible to his assigned seat.
After what feels like a claustrophobic eternity, he finally settles at 23 B and C. He looks down at the passagenge in 23A and looks back at the camera with slight concern.
The camera pans down to reveal the same woman from before who had the visible thong. TweeZer has no choice but to jam his gear into the overhead bin and sit down beside her.
Uh.. Hi. I'm..
I know who you are. You're TweeZer. I know you.
You do?
Sure I do. I'm headed to Chicago to see the WpW show. I was kind of hoping I'd get a chance to say hello to you on the way. I didn't realize I'd be sitting next to you for three hours!
Yeah.. How about that.. So.. What's your name?
I'm Lucy..
TweeZer is a bit shaken.
Wait.. You aren't..
No, no. Not THAT Lucy. But I like the way she thinks.
Ah. Okay.
Care for some beef jerky?
What? No, I'm good.
Mmmm. I love this stuff. Really satisfies my oral fixation.
TweeZer turns to the camera.
Dude, switch seats with me.
No way, man. This is going to be some awesome footage.
TweeZer just closes his eyes and prepares for a bumpy ride indeed..
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Post by blizzard on Apr 11, 2011 12:50:32 GMT -6
Aidan Collins: Bill, we have a failure to communicate. My definition of fat is not having a super-shredded six pack like the one I rock. You lack definition in those abdominals and, after checking on the internet, you have a certifiably obese BMI. Now, there are factors that skew that rating but, at the very least, I think we can come to the agreement that, when compared to me, you're definitely fat. Compared to Joe Schmo watching this shit, drinking a Keystone and eating a TV Dinner, you might as well be Michaelangelo's David. It's all within the confines of context.
By the way, I don't know why I haven't mentioned this before, but why are you always holding a hook? I forsee a pirate fetish. Most people would consider that insane but I can actually see where you're coming here. I've been hiding Lucy in a closet for the last week so she gets scurvy. Trust me when I say this, banging the scurvy out of a bitch is fucking awesome. Be'lee dat.
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Post by BillBlakkxwf on Apr 11, 2011 12:55:46 GMT -6
BILL looks into the camera with a smile. BILL: So let's recap, shall we. Just who all is in this match? Some mysterious invisible guest who quit after something like five promos. Lucy, who gave up after the idea of boning Aidan Collins made her so sick that she might have actually retired from the business. Tony Ruiz, who apparently won this thing a couple of times, who managed a couple of promos before retiring back under whatever Rock he managed to crawl out from under. Jamal whats his name who did promos while eating macaroni and cheese. Mystic Mauler and Centurion who ran out of gas cutting promos and sadly seem likely to do the same in the ring. TweeZer, who kind of quit, but now seems to be cutting promos about skanks he finds kind of hot. Then theres 'Da Bliz' who has proved himself a sophomoric lackwit, a liar and a braggart and yet cannot seem to recognize any of that. Oh yeah, and Alexander Valentine who I folded spindled and mutilated in my very first XWF match. So, who's a threat to me in this match? None of the above. I will see you all in Chicago when I claim the WPW Fed Cup.
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Post by blizzard on Apr 11, 2011 13:47:05 GMT -6
Aidan Collins: I will be signing autographs around 7 PM at the Smithtown Mall. If you want to know where in the mall, it'll be in front of the line that TweeZer and Bill Blakk will be on. Girls, if you flash your boobies, you will jump ahead of the line if you're at least a solid 7. You'll be thrown out of the mall if you're below that.
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Post by TweeZer on Apr 11, 2011 14:20:59 GMT -6
Midway through his flight, TweeZer's, manager leans over to TweeZer after reading something on his iPhone.
Dude, It says here that Blizzard's going to be signing autographs at a mall, and he wants to see girls boobs, but only if they're seven and above..
What? Isn't that kind of young?
I know. Right?
You suppose he meant like on a scale of 1 to 10? That makes more sense.
I would assume so. I wonder if our new sleeping friend Lucy here would want to be in that line, and maybe do us a little favor.. I'd call her a mid to high 7.
I think I'm thinking what you're thinking.
Cool. Because if you're thinking what you think I'm thinking, I'm thinking this could be funny as hell.
I would think so.
Should we wake her up and ask her?
Nah. Let her sleep. She's probably very tired after all that unnecessary bending she was doing in the airport to get my attention.
Cool.
TweeZer and his manager go back to watching Dog:The Bounty Hunter on their individual TV's.
Still no sign of Bill Blakk on this show?
Not yet. I'm guessing he must have his own show, or he's not really a bounty hunter.
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Post by BillBlakkxf on Apr 11, 2011 16:01:39 GMT -6
Bill removes his cigar from his mouth and sets it in a nearby ashtray. BILL: Aidan, it's probably not the worst idea in the world to continue to exploit the love of your fans as much as you can prior to an imminent defeat. And to answer your question about the hook and chain, it's actually an amazingly effective tool in the bounty hunting business. Jam the hook into some skel's shoulder right near the brachial nerve and he's not going to be doing a whole lot of resisting. Now, if after that, you hook the chain to the back of your bike and drive him a few thousand yards over some rough road, man, that's a fun afternoon.
TweeZer, you know why Dog chases ice heads? Because they are the only people too stupid to turn on their tv and go, hey, the Bounty Hunter's in front of my house, I should leave out the back!
Gentlemen, the time for talking is nearing it's end. The time for me to prove my superiority to you all and the world is almost at hand. I've said it before , I'll say it again: Always bet on Blakk!
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Post by blizzard on Apr 11, 2011 16:59:24 GMT -6
Aidan Collins: I change my opinion on TweeZer, he's starting to become a bro. He's going to need to hit the gym and stop wearing that ridiculous outfit, but then I'll consider him a good dude. He's pretty much the little annoying cousin that follows you around at the family reunion. Yeah, right now he's pretty much a bitch but you deal with it because one day he'll grow up and remind you that you're part of the same (Bro) family. I will help you see many boobs, brotha.
Bill Blakk is not a bro. He sucks.
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Post by BillBlakkxwf on Apr 11, 2011 18:26:00 GMT -6
BILL sits astride his Harley, a smile on his face. BILL: Aidan, I would never want to be your 'bro'. I am thrilled to be your competitor. However, I am more than amused by the thought of you being 'bros' with a man you described as being 'Green Lantern's retarded cousin' and who 'get's semis from his singlet'. I will toss you both out early so you can work on your budding 'bromance'.
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Post by blizzard on Apr 11, 2011 20:45:10 GMT -6
Bliz is hanging out signing autographs.
Aidan Collins: Listen, Bill, you don't have to be so butthurt that I don't want to be friends with you. I was going to reconsider hating your face but then I saw you hanging out with that fish hook and that's where I draw the line. I'm sorry, man, I can't even hang out with you ironically. Hanging out with nerds is so hipster in Brooklyn but there's a certain line and you definitely cross it. It's probably the fact that you're a tough fat guy. Everyone hates those.
Thanks for reminding me what I said about TweeZer, by the way. You were totally right in bringing those quotes out for us all to enjoy. Having Bill Blakk read Aidan Collins' quotes is definitely more interesting than Bill Blakk being Bill Blakk. Amazingly, you did something intelligent for once.
Now, if you excuse me, I have some titties to sign.
Some bitch with giant knockers whips out her sweater hams and Bliz motorboats them.
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Post by BillBlakkxwf on Apr 11, 2011 22:43:17 GMT -6
BILL is in front of a highway rest stop, getting back on his motorcycle. BILL: I have to tell you Aidan, that in at least one respect, I cannot wait for this match to be over. I cannot wait to no longer hear the ceaseless flapping of your gums and I cannot wait to hurl you once and for all over that top rope. I'm coming to Chicago, Aidan, and once I get there, I will not be stopped. The Fed Cup will be mine and the morning after the competition those things on your back will be my footprints. Your end is near.
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