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Post by Lucille Ulisse Commito on Apr 2, 2011 12:00:34 GMT -6
I think this Blizzard guy is crazy,to bad, he was cute not as cute as Tony but was cute Don't talk shit this slut has class and an ass, trashy waht you think just becouse i like sex i going work a corner yea right, I'm not that way blizzard you pile of trash, i going to whip your ass asshole
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Post by BillBlakkxwf on Apr 2, 2011 12:12:45 GMT -6
Bill shakes his head.
BILL: Apparently, It is Aidan 'Blizzard' Collins. How sad. How far the mighty have fallen. I mean really, Aidan, Lucy? She isn't going to teach you anything that you couldn't learn from a couple go rounds with Kitten...and Kitten takes better care of herself.
And Lucy, please don't pretend that you wouldn't give it up for Da Bliz practically on command. You are a walking hole looking for a hard on...and Bliz smells better and has more money than your usual 'date'...and I use the term loosely. Was that a double pun, I can never tell?
Long story short, Blizzard you may have been great...you could be great again, but I will match my spear against yours any day. Lucy, I'm sure you can f**k but that won't win you the fed cup. Take a good look at my face, because you will both be on the floor looking up at it while I win the Fed Cup!
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Post by blizzard on Apr 2, 2011 12:21:53 GMT -6
Aidan Collins: Lucy, don't be embarrassed, you don't have to hide our love. Actually connecting yourself to me, literally and metaphorically, is probably the best career decision you could ever make. I'm an absolute star in this industry, just look at the way these other losers are hyping me up. I'll make you famous, girl.
And Bill, did you honestly say that I smell good? I don't know if you thought I was going to be flattered but having a grown ass man who wears make-up on a regular basis say that I smell good is certifiably creepy. In fact, I'm going to make sure to call up my lawyer to get a restraining order. I get that you're obsessed with me, I'm pretty fucking cool. But take it easy hombre because you're going a little too heavy on the gay.
As far as Tweezer, I don't think it's the best to name yourself after the object you masturbate with. Then Bill Blakk would have to rename himself "Grandma's underwear".
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Post by Lucille Ulisse Commito on Apr 2, 2011 12:34:15 GMT -6
I only love 3 things in life Money Sex and a whole lot of weed, a laddie only needs thouse 3 things, now while everyone has been talking and singing it seams like so few of you haveare getting over and my uncle has told me that getting over is haow you make money is this sport, and trust me i ratter have money then frineds I have family and don't need friends.Do I Look Like A Slut!!!
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Post by BillBlakkxwf on Apr 2, 2011 12:41:05 GMT -6
Bill laughs. BILL: Sorry, Aidan, the idea that you smell better than Lucy's usual dates was just an assumption on my part. Her last love interest Tony was in Florida and I could smell his reek all the way here in California. And really Aidan, you have a lot of gall to say I'm too gay after all of your sweaty man love sessions with Drake Komodo. And I've always wondered what form your initial 'blessing' of James Raven's career took. My guess is, afterwards, he was bleeding from the asshole.
And I have to say I agree with you about TweeZer's name, after all, would you have had the same success if you called yourself 'T-Money's' Underwear'?
Aidan, I respect all that you've accomplished, but my guess is you've spent too many years away from the sport and drunk. Let this one go and walk away with your reputation and dignity intact.
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Post by blizzard on Apr 2, 2011 12:44:38 GMT -6
Aidan Collins: Earlier today, Lucy and I were visiting the mall and she seriously wanted to give me a handie in the food court. At first I was like "no way" because there's too much paparazzi following me on a regular basis and I don't want my dick on People's cover. But I can't lie, I was kind of in to that shit so I let her go to town. I'm fairly certain that this bitch with her kids saw what was going on because she kept blowing me kisses but, truthfully, that could of just been because I'm very, very attractive.
If you're the janitor at Meadow Springs Mall and had to clean up my love juice afterwards... sorry. Maybe you should have gone to college or been born in a better country, amigo.
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Post by TweeZer on Apr 2, 2011 12:45:05 GMT -6
I used to be like you guys. Cocky, smartass, looking for the goofy line that would end up on a t-shirt, but now I'm looking at all of you from the outside.
Aidan Collins. A masturbation joke? Really? This is how you became the great legend you once were? So I suppose that I'm supposed to come up with some dumb comment about how you're named after a delicious fruity ice cream treat at Dairy Queen? Really? Is that where you want to take this? It's bad enough that Andy Cortinovis is shouting his insults from the bottom of a bottle of scotch, but I thought you had a little creativity left in the tank. What a letdown.
Bill Blakk, understand this. I was brought up in an environment where wrestlers respected each other, and challenged them based on their merit and their abilities. You're just trying to intimidate us with your "tough guy" bounty hunter past and your scary make-up. Well look at me. Look at my dumb green singlet. boring, not flashy like you and your Rob Zombie costume. No tattoos, no make-up, no flashy scary gimmicks. Never had 'em, never needed 'em. I just wrestle. I'll never be the icon on the top of the card, and I know that. But I will get the one thing that all of you can't seem to grasp anymore. RESPECT. I will get the respect of the fans for my abilities, and I hope, when all is said and done, that I will have the respect of you, and all the competitors in this battle, because I have worked for that, and I DESERVE IT.
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Post by blizzard on Apr 2, 2011 12:54:00 GMT -6
Aidan Collins: Aidan Collins: Hey, Tweezer, if you want to be respected, I recommend that you get out of that ridiculous outfit, you look like the Green Lantern's retarded cousin. I absolutely do not respect you nor will I ever respect you. Fact of the matter is, you're below me and that's something that I'll never be able to forget. Your whole 'respect' garb is just a way to pull the wool over people's eyes. You're a horrible wrestler and you think that you can lower our guard by hyping up some generic ideal of sportsmanship. I see through it and I see the pathetic little man behind the curtain. You're not as clever as you think and, when we meet at the Fed Cup, I'll probably rip your arm off your body. Probably.
I'm not surprised that people are saying that I'm washed up but their operating from a sense of fantasy, not reality. They WANT me to be washed up because they know if I'm not, I'm about to make a mockery out of them in this Fed Cup. They can't wish their way to victory, though, and I'm going to dominate this little soiree that we're about to have. Truth Until Death.
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Post by Lucille Ulisse Commito on Apr 2, 2011 13:03:12 GMT -6
1 cup 2 cup 3 cups 4 how many feds cup can pour ole me adore, we got clowns for XWF trying to make a name and some old timers that just don't know when it time to be put out to pasture. I am 19 and full of joy, when i win the fed cup i think i just might go and make porn! yea i know all you sicko miss me in BLOW but WpW says that i must wear clothes so come on out to CHI town if you must but don't bust a nut when Lucy wins this dang cup!!
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Post by BillBlakkxwf on Apr 2, 2011 13:32:10 GMT -6
Bill looks into the camera and blinks in surprise. BILL: Scary make up? TweeZer, I called you dumb and you sort of proved my point. First of all, if you are scared of the make up around my eyes, well then I understand why you've never made it as a wrestler. You have to be a man first. If you are referring to my grey skin, that's the result of experimental albinism treatments I had in japan. I told you to go to the XWF website and look me up...if you had, you would know that already. And I am absolutely trying to intimidate you...it makes you that much easier to beat. That's sort of the point of these promos.
And Aidan, I can only judge how good you are from the promos your cutting. I've seen the stuff you used to do...and this doesn't measure up even a little. But hey, I hope you do rip off TweeZer's arm. It will give me a laugh before I throw you both out of the ring.
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Post by Aerik Walker on Apr 2, 2011 13:53:40 GMT -6
(Mystic raises a cup to his mouth, prepared to take a drink of whatever the contents are. As soon as he does, he catches wind of a rebuttal and immediately spits out what was in his mouth.)
"Lucy, I'm only going to say this once, so pay attention. This stupid rhyming game you're playing with yourself? Stop it. It's disturbing. You're not impressing anyone with the fact that you can rhyme 'cup' with 'f**k'. But, instead, you cry about the XWF guys coming over and trying to take the Fed Cup that you so righteously believe to be yours well before we've all even fought for it. But, as you said yourself, 'pour you'. Pour you, what? Chocolate milk? Not a beer, you're not old enough yet. Hell, you're barely even old enough to go around and talk the shit you do, about sex this, sex that, but then again, given your family lineage, the fact that you're in the porn industry -- or not, because let's face it, I've never seen or heard of you -- doesn't surprise me in the least. Instead of proving ways that you will defeat us all and truly capture that Fed Cup, you leave us all with figments of your true intelligence: how much you enjoy sex, but hate being called a slut. Well, if that isn't the closest thing to retardation, then I should just lay down and die. You need to think before you speak, princess, otherwise you're going to end up getting chewed up and spit out by these warriors of the squared circle... especially by Andy and Aidan, two of the most legendary names in this sport. Trust me."
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Post by andycortinovis on Apr 2, 2011 14:00:42 GMT -6
(Centurion takes the last sip of his scotch, and sets the glass back down. He picks up his fedora and places it back on his head.)
I want you to know one thing, TweeZer. This...was nowhere NEAR the bottom of that bottle. I still have quite a bit to go through yet. However, you want to rib on me because I like to have a drink or two? Really? You're coming from the same federation where KoRe was one of the top title contenders, and yet I'm getting ripped into because I like to have a glass of scotch.
Understand this - while I may not hate you, you do EXTREMELY get on my nerves. You walk around with this "holier then thou" attitude, waiting for that moment when you can say "Got you!" It's exactly what you pulled on me. Never once did you say that you respected me, but then, when I start lobbing a couple of softballs your way, suddenly you "lost all respect for me." Well, I'm sorry if I don't meet up to your lofty expectations. I may not be a complete douche like Aidan, but I still want to win the Fed Cup, and sometimes, things get a little heated. If you can't stand it, then you shouldn't have bothered entering.
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Post by Lucille Ulisse Commito on Apr 2, 2011 14:02:56 GMT -6
Mauler, Still upset that lost to an girl in the All-time TV Battle Royal, calling the XWF warriors is like calling you a Mauler, what do you Maul, I know your pride, you retrospect you time time there but when a little no body like me tells them to man up you get all defensible.Maybe its the fumes from your painted face or maybe it is that you try to be a bully and do a bad job at it , or maybe it is that i can rhyme f**k and cup and suck and up, so here you suck and i am up and over and your down and lower, you have no pride and little respect, why don't just go to new york and see how far you could go wrestling celebrity's and maybe your own reality TV Show
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Post by andycortinovis on Apr 2, 2011 14:07:27 GMT -6
Lucy, allow me to start off with an apology. I was unaware, until just recently, that you won the All Time TV Title a few weeks back. Congratulations. I remember a time when WpW was near the top of the wrestling business, and the All Time TV Title was one of the most prestigious belts out there. You had to be one hell of a wrestler, or lucky as Hell, in order to win the belt. I'm not sure which one you are yet.
Either way, it shows that you've been able to beat all comers in the past, so that instantly makes you more of a threat then I originally thought. Don't get it twisted, though...I still intend on winning this match, and I still don't think you possess the skills necessary to pull this off; especially now, since you seem to have pissed off every single participant in the match. You may be ale to hold your own moreso then we like to think, which is fine. Kudos to you. The fact remains, however, that I will be the one to win the Fed Cup.
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Post by Aerik Walker on Apr 2, 2011 14:13:47 GMT -6
(Mystic continues to wipe up the mess from spitting out his beverage earlier, as he talks to the camera.)
"Okay, first and foremost, honey, you need to get some fucking Hooked on Phonics or something. You can't even command a complete sentence without making yourself sound more retarded than you look. I'm still upset that I lost to an girl? The f**k is that? What is an girl?! And I do retrospect, but I don't retrospect my time in the XWF. Respect, you mean? Oh yeah. Definitely. XWF gave me the legs to stand on like I am today. And because of guys like Aidan, Andy... hell, even guys like 504 Boy, The Bigg Rigg, the list could go on forever. But, when you start badmouthing that place, as if its existence is meaningless, I don't get 'defensible'. I get defensive, yes, because I'm an alumnus there, much like many others. Am I a legend there? No. But that doesn't mean I still don't respect that place, what it taught me, what it helped me to do, what it did for so many. That would be like me saying that your family and its legacy is nonexistent, simply because I wasn't there to witness it. No as far as that last jumbled up run of garbage you spit out like my Jack Daniels, here, I'm not going to touch it. You need to learn some respect, or I'm afraid it's going to get pimpslapped into you. Your stupid little montages where you talk about whatever it is that pops into your feeble imagination first, proves that your IQ is lower than your panties. That is, if you even have any. Just sayin'..."
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Post by BillBlakkxwf on Apr 2, 2011 14:23:53 GMT -6
BILL is sitting next to an older policeman. They are both drinking and talking. BILL turns to the camera. BILL: Well maybe Lucy did when the All Pro TV Title but if her ability to speak is anywhere near her ability to wrestle, I have to assume she blew a ref when no one was looking. Frankly, Lucy, you talk like you have a mouthful of man-glop and you have no business in this match. And Centurion, I am going to do everything in my power to keep you from taking home the Fed Cup...nothing against you but I didn't enter to lose.
The fact is, I will throw each and every one of you over the top rope if I have to. And once I stand in the center of that ring with the Fed Cup in my hand, in that moment, everything can fade to Blakk!
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Post by andycortinovis on Apr 2, 2011 14:29:47 GMT -6
(Andy chuckles a bit.)
Perhaps, Bill. Obviously Lucy can't speak very well. I don't know where she's from or what her background is, but she's clearly not well educated.
As far as you go, Bill...I'm glad you're taking this seriously, and that you plan on winning. I wouldn't want it any other way. My career is filled with wins over people who never took this industry seriously, and who fought me half heartily. I don't like that. I'd rather get my victories the honest way. And I wish you luck, Bill...both here, and in the XWF. I think you have a bright future in front of you. However, this isn't the future. This is the present. And the Fed Cup isn't won by those who may make it big. It's won by those who have already made it. And in a couple of months, Bill, there is no doubt in my mind you'll have several Fed Cups sitting in your trophy case. Fed Cup: Chicago, however, will not be one of them. I've been studying, plotting, planning...and you should know what happens when I begin to plot.
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Post by Aerik Walker on Apr 2, 2011 14:38:27 GMT -6
(Mystic smirks.)
"Of course, winning the Fed Cup can always boost your success and help take you to that next level, if you're prepared for it. But, I have to say, with all sincerity, Bill, I don't think you're quite ready for it. Why, you may ask? Simple. You said it yourself: 'I will throw each and every one of you over the top rope if I have to.' That's the exact science of it, Billy. In order for you to win the Fed Cup, you would HAVE to throw us all over the top rope, because no one is going to jump over for you. No one is going to just back down and give it to you. You want it? You're gonna have to earn it. There's no 'ifs', 'maybes', or 'buts' involved. You get the job done by getting the job done. If someone else tosses bodies over for you, great. Less for you to have to worry about. If you're going to at least talk a game of winning, you're going to have to walk a little further to get there. As a previous Fed Cup winner, it wasn't easy doing so, but I made the best of the situation and tossed bodies as needed.
Andy, with all due respect, my friend, you're the question mark in this match. Not because I don't know what you bring, because I fully well do, but because I'm not sure exactly how I should go about handling you. Of course, there's the respect factor, but once we're in the ring, we both know, it's business as usual; every man on their own. I'd like to believe that I can walk past you, Andy... but it's hard not to think of the worst case scenario. Even if I cannot, I'm still giving you everything I've got, just like I always have. From one veteran, to another."
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Post by andycortinovis on Apr 2, 2011 14:45:47 GMT -6
I appreciate the fact that you respect me, Mauler, but understand that we are working towards the same goal. A goal that can not be shared. When I walk down to that ring, I will approach you just as I approach every other wrestler in this match. You're a threat to the goal that I intend to achieve, and I must eliminate you.
As far as what you can expect from me, well...I may not be a young kid anymore, and I may be a bit out of practice, but I wouldn't be entering this match if I didn't think I could win. If you want to know if I'll be either a walk over, or back to my legendary form, you should approach me as if I were at my best. If you, for a second, think I'm going to be just some old, washed up wrestler who can't get out of his own way, then you're at your own detriment. In the end, I can't advise you. You approach this match however you want to, and you think of me in whatever terms you want to. Just know, though, that I don't intend on making anyone's career. The same message goes for you as it does to every other member of this match. Underestimate me at your own risk.
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Post by BillBlakkxwf on Apr 2, 2011 14:52:33 GMT -6
BILL holds a large snifter of scotch up to the camera. BILL: To the Fed Cup and to you, Cent!BILL downs the scotch, slowly, savoring the taste and sets the empty snifter on the bar. BILL: Plot and plan all you like, Cent...I want your very best and I see that I am going to get it. You even seem to be pulling Mauler into better mental shape for the match. Good, because when I win the Fed Cup, I want it to mean something. And I guarantee you, Cent, if you take the cup, I will have given it my very best and it will be an accolade you can be proud of. But the one thing it isn't going to be is easy. As much as I respect you and your accomplishments, If you stand between me and Fed Cup Chicago...then I will send you over the top rope with no regrets. I intend to win and my only regret is that I take this victory from you in the process.
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Post by andycortinovis on Apr 2, 2011 15:07:06 GMT -6
Ah ha!
(Centurion stands and walks over the the mini bar. He grabs the bottle of scotch he was drinking from earlier and takes the top off of it.)
To you, Bill, and you as well, Mauler.
(Centurion takes a swig before setting the bottle back down.)
I must say, gentlemen, I like the tone that this competition has taken recently. Here we are three men who fully intend on winning the Fed Cup, and yet we talk to each other with respect and honor. This is what these federations were once built on - honor, respect, and codes. With so much hatred in the world, I am glad that we can, at least for now, have a civil conversation and banter. This match promises to be a great one, and the two of you...I would imagine you two would be the final bumps on my road. Only, instead of bumps, you two are really large craters.
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Post by blizzard on Apr 2, 2011 15:37:13 GMT -6
Aidan Collins: You all might want to pretend that I'm not the greatest that this sport has ever seen but it's not going to make it the truth. Are all of you about to get your asses kicked? All of you will, yes. A legend like myself just excels in events like this, where I have the opportunity to exert my extreme dominance. Bunch of you will probably regret signing the contract in the first place. Of course, I'm sure some of you will get cold feet and won't even show up to the arena in the first place. Losers do things like that. And after I'm done with all of you, I'm going to tear Lucy's ass up. I love nothing more than celebrating with a nine hour sex session. Had I not decided to join this little battle royal, I still would have ended up with the nine hour sex session just with some other bitties. Intercourse is truly one of my passions along with being awesome and pounding brews. With the right amount of booze, awesome, and sexing, I feel on top of the world. Your attitude and lack of awesome means that you'll never reach my status. Mothers, fuckers, and motherfuckers be on the watch because AC up in this shit.
Now read the first word of every sentence.
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Post by BillBlakkxwf on Apr 2, 2011 15:43:51 GMT -6
BILL is outside the bar now, astride a large red and black Harley Davidson motorcycle. BILL: Actually Mauler, I may have this thought out better than you realize. I assume that we are all entering the fed cup with the intent of winning. That being the case, I assume that if you have the opportunity to eliminate Lucy (assuming you have enough disenfectant on hand) or TweeZer or Cent, you will do so...not to help me, but to help yourself. The only scenario that indicates that I have to eliminate all of you myself is if you all band together to eliminate me. That being the case (and it wouldn't be the worst idea on your part, I am a dangerous dude after all) I have already said I am prepared to eliminate every single one of you. When you speak to me, just try to remember I'm not Lucy, I can actually string together a sentence and comprehend what you say.
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Post by blizzard on Apr 2, 2011 15:53:35 GMT -6
Aidan Collins: I also want to jump in here and break up the little love party with Bill, Andy, and Mystic Mauler. Especially because they keep throwing my name around like love smitten school girls. For Andy, it's a defense mechanism. I've whooped him so badly in the past that he just wants to die in peace. He's a battered shell of a man and I created the circumstances that lead to his pathetic nature. Bill said I smell good and I don't trust anyone that calls themselves Mystic. It's too much of a stripper name for a dude. I'd also like to point out that Bill and Mystic have facepaint on at all times. The most likely theory is that Bill didn't have makeup on his face until he made out with Mystic.
I'm not going to come out here and say that I respect all of my competitors because then I would be lying and that's not something I do. I'm in this thing to win, I don't give a shit about becoming pen pals with the other freaks I'm wrestling. In fact, I hope I don't have to see any of these people after this. Except for Lucy and that applebottom of course. None of these suck-jobs have earned my respect and I doubt they ever will.
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Post by BillBlakkxwf on Apr 2, 2011 16:27:50 GMT -6
BILL is on his motorcycle, wearing an old style black visorless helmet. The bike is at a stoplight. BILL looks into the camera. BILL: Bliz, your game has fallen so far it's not even funny. Your best shot is 'Mauler and Bill are gay, tee hee hee'? Pathetic, Aidan. You are no longer the Legend or the man you used to be.
As far as your 'secret message' goes. 1) you messed it up... the last part spells out I I'm Had Intercourse with your mothers. Brilliant! and 2) My mother is a russian woman in her fifties and like many older slavic women she has a moustache. Is that what it takes to get you off? Wow, now I know why you are interested in Lucy. You're looking kind of doughy there Aidan. I know your hoping to keep your relevance but you've obviously outlived it. You'll know it for sure when I toss your ass out of the ring.
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Post by blizzard on Apr 2, 2011 16:41:02 GMT -6
Aidan Collins: Oh no, Bill Blakk was negative towards me, whatever will I do?
Listen, fatty, your opinion is null and void because you're a nobody. I am just as talented as I was when I won the Universal Title... twice. You're getting the same guy that's beaten names like Steve Jason, T-Money, Dynamic Dynamite, Boondock Saint, KoRe, and Centurion. There's a reason why I was a first ballot Hall of Famer in the XWF and prodigious talent like that just doesn't go away. I'm still in shape so you're not helping yourself but anticipating a lesser me. What would be best for you is for you to write your will, and devise a strategy on the safest way to exit the ring before I hit you so hard that it'll knock the crabs off your mom's pubes.
And, I love how you corrected my other promo with a mistake. Do you know what a period means in a sentence? Don't answer that.
Also, way to drive a motorcyle after drinking. Usually I would be angered by a drunken driver because of the inherent irresponsibility but since you're on a motorcyle, you'll probably be the only one injured tonight. Just remember to go towards the light after your splattered on the pavement because scumbags like yourself don't belong on this Earth.
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Post by BillBlakkxwf on Apr 2, 2011 17:09:10 GMT -6
Bill pulls the motorcycle into a gravel driveway. In the distance is a house that looks abandoned. BILL looks into the camera. BILL: Yeah Aidan, you were great and did great things...YEARS AGO! Unfortunately when you say talent like that doesn't fade, you are wrong. That doughy pasty face you are sporting is the result of living too much of the celebrity life and doing too little of what got you there in the first place. Maybe that's why you are wearing the suit, so we won't know just how out of shape you are. I may be new to you, but this is my chance to shock the world by dumping your ass over the top rope. So step the f**k up, you Drake Komodo loving ass bandit, and I will make sure you get knocked down. There's some Truth Until Death for you!
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Post by blizzard on Apr 2, 2011 17:21:49 GMT -6
Aidan Collins: I'm still confused on how the fact that I'm one of the greatest XWF wrestlers of all time is being construed as a bad thing. Fact of the matter is, the only reason I haven't competed recently is because I was too busy helping keep the XWF alive for the last year. Once you've been to the top of the game like I have, there's little incentive to keep pushing needlessly. Maybe if there was talent around like there was in the past, I would feel more obliged to compete. What do you expect, for me to come back and put Barney Green's incredibly obese ass into a coma? I decided to venture into the business world because of the money. It might be the root of all evil but money is power. Right now, I have more wealth and political clout than your feeble mind is capable of comprehending.
Not that I don't enjoy lacing up the boots every once and a while. Though I haven't made a full return in years, I've made one-time returns in matches I've won. This is one of those.
And, does this look fat to you?
Aidan pulls up his shirt and he's incredibly ripped. You probably just got a boner from this.
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Post by andycortinovis on Apr 2, 2011 18:36:37 GMT -6
It's good to see that you haven't grown up one bit, Aidan. Despite the fact you're pushing 40, you're still using the same old middle school insults to try and bring everyone down. I'm a beaten man? Sure, I've never beaten you one on one. But when was the last time we squared off? Is that even relevant in a match like this?
And besides, at least I stick around, even when things get tough. What happened to you, Aidan? Multiple times, you just got up and left, without any warning or explanation. You picked up your toys and you went home. And now, years later, you enter this match, and you expect all of us to not only be afraid of you, but to worship the very ground you walk on? Well, while your "charm" may not have left you, your intelligence sure has. I'm afraid of nobody. You're just as out of practice as I am. You can continue to throw around the same insults you've been using since 2003, but the fact remains that all you are is an aging frat boy trying to find someone to love him. Midlife crisis is a bitch, isn't it? When I went through mine, I bought a boat. You try to pick up loose women and talk about people's penises.
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Post by BillBlakkxwf on Apr 2, 2011 18:50:38 GMT -6
BILL is advancing on the derelict house when two large men pop through the front door carrying guns. They are members of some biker gang though their colors aren't obvious. BILL pulls up a shot gun firing twice. Beanbags hits both targets leaving them stunned. BILL begins to cuff them as he addresses the camera. BILL: It isn't your past that's in question, Bliz. It's your future...it's sort of a what have you done for me lately, thing. I mean, if you wanted to perform there are other feds out there. But it's so much easier just to slow down and make money. And that is the first thing about those who can't do any more, look at the money I make. Big Deal, I collect between two and three bounties a week for an average of 75K each...how much do I make in a year? Do the math. Your money doesn't impress me. But hey, look at it this way Bliz, once you get tossed out on your ass, I'm sure Applebee's will still need a celebrity spokesperson!
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