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Post by Lucille Ulisse Commito on Apr 1, 2011 19:13:09 GMT -6
XWF Legends is there such a thing come you XWF guys might be hungy but do you guys know what it would like if one of you guys walked out with our beloved fed cup, none of you XWF clowns are going to win it come on you clowns we got Bill Blank kissing ass in this cup! likw wow am i supose to be scared of some bingo hall rejects please
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Post by Aerik Walker on Apr 1, 2011 19:24:39 GMT -6
(Mystic raises his eyebrow, his lopsided grin following suit.)
"Hey Lucy? Here. I got something for you. Ready?"
(Mystic clears his throat briefly before speaking again.)
"Hi. I Lucy U. I f**k guys lots cuz that's all I know how to do. I am a whore and a slut but i don't not like being called it. My ability to create complete fucking sentences is lost on me, because I dropped outta school in fucking kindergarten so that I could pursue a life of a pathetic, uneducated retarded sex fiend, simply because I'm not smart enough to know the difference between an apostrophe and a period. It is with this in mind, Lucy, that it becomes clearly evident that you are without question related to Firebomb, because he couldn't finish a sentence if immortality was the prize. Seriously, just shut your mouth while you're so far behind, Lucy, because you're giving me a headache. Don't come back until you can form a collectively intelligent true sentence. And considering that will never happen, your best bet would be to take up miming, because then at least you don't have to use your mouth for anything."
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Post by Lucille Ulisse Commito on Apr 1, 2011 19:31:50 GMT -6
Mystic Mauler the reason why kids should say no to drugs I mean i know why you don't want to f**k me becouse your dick is so small from all thouse rolds, oh yew big guy your old crippleded and out of shape and then become a bully to a young piese of ass that is over like grover! ok big dude! oh yea dig it!!
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Post by BillBlakkxwf on Apr 1, 2011 19:33:18 GMT -6
The fight seems to be over and BILL is sitting back at the bar, cigar in his mouth. BILL: Ah, the c**k juggling thunder c**t speaks. Look Lucy, the English language doesn't stand a chance against you, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say the rest of us are going to be just fine at your hands...with the possible exception of Tony if you were serious about sleeping with him. So far, the only person I see who I'm even remotely worried about is Centurion. He's been in more battle royals than I can count. The only experience I have to compare is trying to capture an Outlaw or a Hell's Angel with their buddies around. But then again, I've always walked out of those fights with the perp I wanted and the WPW fed cup will be no different.
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Post by Aerik Walker on Apr 1, 2011 19:42:21 GMT -6
(Mystic cocks his head sideways.)
"Uh... Roids? If I were to have taken steroids, I would have muscles in places where most people don't even have places... and last I checked... my muscles don't scream steroids. It must be those pictures that you claim that I'm parading around, again."
(Mystic pulls up the sleeve of his shirt, revealing a heavily tattooed arm. While there is muscle there, it's your typical average bicep. Nothing out of the ordinary.)
"If I'm on roids, I guess I should start taking them back. Course, then again, if I'm on roids, I doubt that I'd have this..."
(Mystic pats his stomach, which isn't protruding, but he definitely has paunch. Mystic shrugs his shoulders.)
"Who feels like a retard now, Lucy?"
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Post by Lucille Ulisse Commito on Apr 1, 2011 19:42:23 GMT -6
Outlasw and Hell's Angels some of the nice people you will ever meet i mean my uncle knows a lot of them and i mean a lot of them and they are nice people unlike you XWF goons Lucy U is making sure the fed cup is staying home in the WPW, call me a slut call me a hoe i still around so f**k me some more!!!
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Post by andycortinovis on Apr 1, 2011 20:01:02 GMT -6
(Andy takes off his fedora and sets it down on the table in front of him. He rubs his temples as he speaks.)
Lucy...*sigh* I wish I could respond to everything that you have said. The reason I can't is because I doubt you would be able to understand me. It's clear to me that your sense of reality is completely skewed. The idea that you're not only better then everyone else in this rumble, but that there are no such things as XWF legends proves to me that you have a complete inability to comprehend the world around you. If you knew half the history of that place, you would bite your tongue.
Bill, thank you for the kind words. I'm glad to hear that you know of my work. I wish I could say the same for you, but unfortunately, I do know know anything about you or your career. All I can tell is that you're a rookie, trying to make it big in the "New XWF". Well, I wish you luck in that. As far as the Fed Cup goes, however, the same rules apply to you as they do to Mystic Mauler - while I may serve no ill will towards you, I STILL am going to do my best to walk out the champion.
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Post by BillBlakkxwf on Apr 1, 2011 20:57:48 GMT -6
Police officers mill around behind Bill arresting the unconscious patrons lying here and there on the ballroom floor. BILL: Cent, all I ask is that you bring your very best, and I promise you I will do the same. With luck and dedication, perhaps it is I who wil bring you your ... Final Fantasy! Mauler, while you may have Cent's experience, you lack his resume...which implies you don't have his skills. And if you don't have his skills, well that just makes you Randy the Ram...and we all know what happened to him. The rest of the pack isn't even worth my time! There are three things that make this worthwhile, the joy of delivering a righteous asskicking to those who deserve it, the possibility of facing and defeating a man that I respect, and walking out with the one and only Fed Cup!
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Post by Lucille Ulisse Commito on Apr 1, 2011 20:59:41 GMT -6
sense of reality, yea Ok I head of big names and big superstars from tons of Promotions who did the XWF produce that so full of them self, oh my god, i need some drink i need to be f**k i need to have fun cause all you clowns are boring me and causing me to snore Yea Yea Bitch!!!
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Post by Aerik Walker on Apr 1, 2011 21:08:36 GMT -6
(Mystic shakes his head.)
"Bill, seriously, shut the f**k up. Every time you open your mouth, I want to knock your teeth down your throat and watch you choke. You talk about resumes this and asskickings that, and yet, all I've seen from you, is you chokeslamming people in a bar. Real intimidating, Bill. I'm scared. You see, what you fail to realize, is my resume may not be a carbon copy of the great Centurion, but my resume isn't too shabby in its own right. But, we're not here to compare resumes. We're here to see who's got what it takes to take that shiny cup home with them, and prove they're worth their weight in words. And so far, Bill, you're dead weight and will sink like the Titanic when it comes to this match. The possibility of you handing Centurion a loss -- something that took me far too long to do -- let alone his 'Final Fantasy' are so remote, I wouldn't even dream of it. It'll never happen. Trust me.
Lucy, the XWF has produced some really great superstars. Some of the best and brightest in this industry have wrestled there a time or two, or ten thousand. Of course Centurion did battle there, as well as myself. Many of us have. Are we shoving it down your throat to make your respect us? Of course not. I could care less if you respect me or not, because quite frankly, with the intelligence you possess, you goddamn fairy, you probably can't even spell 'respect', so I'm not worried about it. And as far as you being bored, of course you are. You can't stand the fact that wrestling is a sport that's not always about action and is more on reaction. Sometimes, reaction is physical, most of the time it's verbal. And from everything I've seen here in this Fed Cup, when it comes to you and verbage, the only word you know is 'f**k'. So my next promo against you is going to have every other word be something sexually related with pictures of things that don't pertain to the subject at hand, and then I'm going to pimpslap you with a dictionary afterward. You know... for good measure."
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Post by andycortinovis on Apr 1, 2011 22:10:50 GMT -6
(Andy stands from his desk and walks over to the mini bar in his office. He begins pouring himself a glass of scotch as he speaks.)
Bill, you don't have to concern yourself with me giving it my all. I would never enter this match unless I had every intention of devoting 100% to it, and walking out with the Fed Cup. I may have retired from the weekly grind of competition, but make no mistake about it. I take this business as seriously as I did when I first entered into it, and I do not plan on tainting my legacy by half assing this competition. A loss is fine, if you give it your all and can look yourself in the mirror afterwards, but knowing you could have done better? I couldn't bare it.
(Andy takes a sip of the scotch he just pored, then talks again.)
And Lucy, I've refrained from the name calling that many of the others have deviated to. I wonder, though, if you hate being called those names, then why do you continue to live that lifestyle? I would think that you would attempt to make yourself look better in front of a wide audience. Maybe I AM becoming that far out of touch. Somehow, I blame Jersey Shore for this. My daughter watches that show...it's nothing but complete trash. That's what kids are looking up to now a-days.
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Post by BillBlakkxwf on Apr 1, 2011 22:12:31 GMT -6
Bill takes a puff off of his cigar and chuckles. BILL: So Mauler, you are unhappy with the things I'm saying? I'm bothering you? Good, kinda the point. I hope every single word burns like acid in your guts and makes you angry. Considering your age, I figure you would know that. Not that I need any help to defeat you, but if the things I say get under your skin...it makes you that much easier to defeat. And while I don't hate you, I do find you kind of pathetic and I honestly think the best thing to do is tip you out of the match early so you have plenty of time for your shuffleboard tournament. I will try real hard not to break any bones so you can still make it to Senior Singles after that.
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Post by andycortinovis on Apr 1, 2011 22:25:36 GMT -6
(Andy takes another sip of his scotch as he walks back over to his desk.)
Once again, thank you for the kind words, Mauler. It is unfortunate that I am unable to recall any of our previous encounters. I'm sure we had some good ones. Maybe it's the mask that's fooling me. You claim you were in the XWF previously? I'm assuming wrestling under a name other then Mystic Mauler. Forgive my curiosity. Between you and Bill, however, I am honored by the number of people who recognize me and my accomplishments.
However, understand what this is ultimately about. This is about the Fed Cup. Mauler, you've won one of these previously. Bill, you'll have plenty of time to win multiple of these. But me? I'm currently running on borrowed time at the moment, and there are certain things I still wish to accomplish. Taking home one of these cups is one of them. So, while I may have no ill will towards either of you men, make no mistake. When we enter that ring, I will still be looking to eliminate you and win that prize.
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Post by BillBlakkxwf on Apr 1, 2011 22:55:51 GMT -6
BILL chugs the rest of his beer with a smile and looks back towards the camera. BILL: Well Cent, I am going to try as hard as possible to keep that cup away from you...because I know you would expect absolutely no less. Just like I expect absolutely the best you can give me, because beating you would be an honor on par with winning the Fed Cup itself. Just understand Cent, with my utmost respect, I have one speed and that's fast, one strength and that is full tilt, and one style, and that is smoothly savage. The lessons I've learned by watching you are simple: by yourself, give it all you've got and never quit. I am going to be living all three at the Fed Cup. Win, if you can.
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Post by Lucille Ulisse Commito on Apr 1, 2011 23:21:11 GMT -6
yea yea! whatever Jack be nibble jack be quick, Jack jump over the candlestick. all this XWF crap is killing my buzz, come on guys i am high right now, you guys a fucking up my buzz honor and respect yea right this is some fucked up shit right now for sure
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Post by BillBlakkxwf on Apr 1, 2011 23:42:45 GMT -6
BILL is talking to a tall leggy blonde woman sitting next to him at the bar. Their conversation is hushed. The bartender taps BILL and points at the camera. BILL turns and faces it with a wry smile. BILL: Ah, I see Lucy has popped open her mouth and let some more stupidity flow out of it. Honor and Respect are killing your buzz. I get that, because you've never had either. Listen Miss Touched-By-An-Uncle, have you ever considered therapy? Or maybe an education? Both of those would help you make yourself a better person in a way that the Fed Cup never will. And since you have no hope in hell of even getting close to the Fed Cup, they seem far more tangible goals for you. But if you insist on showing up Lucy, I will show you my commitment to equal rights by giving you the same boot in the ass every other entrant in the Fed Cup is going to get from me. Now, if you will excuse me, I have something more important to get to.
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Post by TweeZer on Apr 2, 2011 1:41:36 GMT -6
I gotta be honest with you people. I couldn't care less about this silly Fed Cup nonsense. I don't need another award. I don't need another pat on the back. I'm just here to make sure none of YOU fools walk away with it. Here you all are, getting caught up in the past, talking about who won what and what feds used to be the greatest.. I'm just here to FIGHT, plain and simple. Lucy, I feel sorry for you, but I'm not above kicking your teeth in. Heck, that might be a good thing for you. Jabar, Jamar, Babar, whatever your name is, I'd love to argue with you, but I don't know what you're saying. Andy, yes, you are a walking legacy, and you were an inspiration for a generation of new guys, one that I'm not afraid to say I was a part of, but that was long ago. Now, you're a target, a feather in my cap. To take you down while you still consider yourself a viable opponent; well that would just be tremendous. You're a stepping stone, Centurion. You're that illustrious rung on the ladder that gets me that much closer to greatness. None of these other characters mean anything to me, Andy. Blakk means nothing, Tony means nothing. Mystic means nothing. As far as I'm concerned, it's gonna be just you and me in that ring, and I'm going to show you that not only have you inspired me, but you taught me as well. I've watched your tapes for years, and I may know your moves better than you do.
These other buffoons can go on and on about how great they think they are, but when the time comes, my focus is on YOU, because you're the only competitor in this match I'm even mildly worried about. Don't let me down, old man. Give me everything you've got left, because I can take it, and give it right back. And when all is said and done, and I help you to your feet, don't be offended when I reach my had out to shake the hand of the man who set the bar so high for a whole new generation of stars. You deserve that respect, but I deserve this win.
Simple as that.
Now the rest of you can go back to believing your own hype about how great you are. I'm going to bed.
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Post by blizzard on Apr 2, 2011 2:30:55 GMT -6
Hey, Lucy, what's up girl? What do I have to do to make those panties drop and have that booty clap? I'll make that kitty squirt like a geyser. I have an incredible amount of money and I will be your sugar daddy. You won't have to work anymore and deal with tools like Tweezer, who gets semis wrestling in his stupid singlet. You will fine dine, on the reg. Get orgasms, on the reg. Ride in Ferraris, on the reg.
Bill Blakk, don't talk to my dime ass piece that way or I'll slap that stupid Kiss makeup off your bloated, fat face. You don't have the right to talk to my lover that way, even if you do have bigger boobies. I don't think you realize how close you are to dying. Not only because I will literally kill you with a spear but also because of early onset diabetes, you donut fellating lard ass. You literally look like a clown and you suck at wrestling. There is literally no way you'll win this event so don't make me have to break your neck when I throw you out the ring.
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Post by andycortinovis on Apr 2, 2011 8:16:17 GMT -6
(Andy sits down behind his desk once again, and sets the glass of scotch down in front of him.)
You don't need another award, TweeZer? That's funny...I can't think of too many awards that you have won in the first place. The Cruiserweight Title...that's about it. So, when you say "I don't need another accomplishment"...I know you're lying. You're in this for one reason, and that's to revitalize a dead career. A in in the Fed Cup would give you an opening to a federation, as well as people once again looking at you as a superstar. You haven't had that in years. That's why you're here, TweeZer. Stop lying to us.
(Andy takes another sip of scotch and continues.)
And look at this. Blizzard has decided to join the fray. I knew it wouldn't be long - anything I'm involved in, he has to try and ruin. Well, welcome, Aidan. I'm not going to let you ruin this for me. So, battle as well as you can, but ultimately, that Fed Cup will be mine.
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Post by Lucille Ulisse Commito on Apr 2, 2011 10:28:25 GMT -6
I am Lucy I am Smart you fools make me look smarter ha ha, na na!!!!!
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Post by BillBlakkxwf on Apr 2, 2011 10:42:37 GMT -6
BILL looks at the camera and laughs. BILL: Can that actually be Aidan 'Blizzard' Collins? If so, he's lost a step or two. The Blizzard I've seen would have NOTHING to do with a skank like Lucy! The Blizzard I know could pick up finer chicks on accident on his way to the bathroom. And really the best insult Blizzard can come up with is to call me fat, like a fourth grader? Especially when it obviously isn't true...no, this CAN'T be that Blizzard! This has to be some pale imposter and I will do the real Blizzard a favor when I break you in half and toss you out of the ring. Truth Until Death, assface!
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Post by andycortinovis on Apr 2, 2011 11:03:09 GMT -6
(Andy chuckles a bit)
You don't seem to know Blizzard that well. First, he probably wouldn't actually have relations with Lucy. It's Aidan Collins sarcasm. There's no doubt that Lucy would actually sleep with Aidan, where he to actually proposition her. No, this is Aidan's way of being funny.
As far as him calling you "fat" like a third grader...once again, you must not know Blizzard. Sure, he can use some sophisticated insults, but his main insults are elementary, throwing around as many words as he can. Sorry if you look up to him, but that's Aidan's style.
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Post by BillBlakkxwf on Apr 2, 2011 11:20:12 GMT -6
BILL shrugs BILL: I look up to all the XWF Legends. If XWF 2.0 is going to be a success then it's the lessons of the Legends we new guys need to learn. All I am saying is that if this is really Aidan Collins...then he's fallen off of his game a lot! And remember, the last time I watched him, he and James Raven were facing off against Impact scrubs, just before Aidan took his ball and went home! No Cent, I can't believe he's fallen off his game quite that much...this has to be an imposter...one I will gladly expose before I toss him out of the ring.
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Post by Lucille Ulisse Commito on Apr 2, 2011 11:22:38 GMT -6
my measurements I'm 5'3 with a 32DD-26-33 , oh I like to f**k. what more then that do people need to know about me except i am a joy of fun and will continue to be in the fed cup, you know the saying life's a bitch enjoy it sometimes guys OK!!!Do I Look Like A Slut!!!
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Post by TweeZer on Apr 2, 2011 11:30:11 GMT -6
TweeZer is clearly upset, but not angry.
Well, so much for "respect." I tried, Andy, I really tried. I tried to let you know that I look up to you, I tried to let you know that you're the one we're all gunning for, because you have the most accolades, the most prestige.. but now I'm starting to see another side of you. I'm seeing the angry, bitter drunk. Are you jealous of me because I don't need a cabinet full of titles and awards to be happy? Are you jealous at me because my words come from the heart and not from a bottle of booze? What have you become, man. You were once Centurion, a true legend of the industry, now you're just the angry dad who crawls into a bottle after another bad day at work. I looked up to you, man. Now I guess it's up to me to do this on my own. Pathetic. Really Pathetic.
And then Blizzard shows up. Another country heard from. Dude, I don't know if you have a history with Lucy, but if I were you, I'd head over to Japan and grab some of the protective gear they're wearing around the nuclear plant before you even get in the same room as that STD Machine.
This whole thing has gotten very depressing. Before, I wanted to win, but now I feel I have to. Nobody else should be allowed to represent this company. These people aren't winners, they're just.. nothing.
TweeZer gets up and walks out of the shot. He's clearly crestfallen over the sad turn this event has taken.
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Post by andycortinovis on Apr 2, 2011 11:31:11 GMT -6
(Andy takes another sip and sets the glass back down on his desk.)
Perhaps you are correct, Bill. Maybe it is an impostor. It wouldn't be the first time that someone comes into a different federation, claiming they were one of the XWF legends. If that is the case, then we have nothing to even sweat about. The impostor will be tossed out of the ring before he can even plant his feet firmly in the ring. He will stand no chance.
Lucy, I know I am alone in this sentiment, but I feel bad for you. I feel bad that there is no recovering from the vicious attacks people have made on your character, and what's more, I feel bad that you don't see a problem with your behavior. You hate being called a slut. Understandable. Who would like that title being put on them? Then again, you have no problem openly saying you want to f**k people. Anybody. If you were a little wiser, you would see the error in your ways. Unfortunately, you think everything you do has no negative side effects, and that is incorrect.
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Post by BillBlakkxwf on Apr 2, 2011 11:41:18 GMT -6
Bill looks into the camera. BILL: TweeZer the whiny maggot returns. At one point, you talked about how we all were whiners, well who is whining now? Before you showed up here, I'd never heard of you. But now you are demanding respect from Centurion? Look, I am going to do you a favor, when you get in the ring I am going to grab you by that stupid green singlet you insist on wearing and run your head right into a fucking turnbuckle before I toss you out of the ring! You tell me that wrestling 'isn't my thing' and yet, if you look for who's number one over at the XWF right now, the name you see is mine! Every time you speak, you make everyone who listens to you dumber! Your head and the space between lucy's legs have one thing in common, they are both vacuums! Go back to your 'practice' TweeZe, leave competing to the real men.
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Post by Lucille Ulisse Commito on Apr 2, 2011 11:51:22 GMT -6
A lot you guys are are talking gibbierish, it's like you forgot about my name! I'M im Lucy U i might be a Slut i be over rated, but everyone here in WpW is going to know my name, Lucille Ulisse Commito AKA Lucy U I don't care about fakes or imposters or the XWF this is wpw THIS IS OUR FED CUP!!! and trust me i going to do everything in my power to make WpW pround of this little Slut!!! Cause Good Girls can't do what I can!!!!
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Post by blizzard on Apr 2, 2011 11:53:07 GMT -6
Aidan Collins: I just want to make it official that Lucy and myself are actively banging. We've already done it four times, seven if you count mouth stuff, and eight if you count butt stuff. Lucy is actually quite the intelligent female. I've already taught her to roll over, beg for a bone, and fetch me a beer. Yeah, she peed on the carpet the other day but it was nothing a firm spanking couldn't fix, after I rubbed her face in it of course. Freaky bitch gets off on shit like that.
And yes, this is really Aidan Collins. Thanks for the reception my dudes but you're riding my nuts so hard that it physically pains me. You will realize that this is Da Bliz when I'm in the ring, tearing some sons-a-bitches apart. As far as me being too good for Lucy, this is also true. Sometimes I just need to find a trashy slut to nut on and degrade. I am not planning on putting a ring on the ho and I make sure to triple wrap my shit before I slam it to her heavy. Railing out smuts like this really improves your game in the bedroom, teaching you how to do all sorts of unethical shit. It's like hitting a worn out punching bag. But with your dick.
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Post by BillBlakkxwf on Apr 2, 2011 11:58:45 GMT -6
Bill smiles at the camera, lights his cigar and begins to speak. BILL: So apparently good girls can't murder the english language? We haven't forgotten your name Lucy, we've just heard enough. Your song remains the same no matter what. You like to f**k...anybody...and you think somehow that's going to win you the WPW Fed Cup. It's not, you need to learn English and self respect, no one takes you seriously, and do everything in your power to win...it isn't going to happen. Thanks for playing.
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