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Post by Mike Sensation on Jun 4, 2006 19:51:17 GMT -6
~ Fade in. ~
Mike: Sarah, darlin'... you might be one hot chick, but you're far from being a Fed Cup Winner. However, if by some chance I don't win this match, I'd love to see you winning it. To be honest, seeing a babe win a Fed Cup would be a first... historic even... doll, if you manage to do that, I'll treat ya to a night you will NEVER forget.
~ Mike grins. ~
Mike: Hell, it's going to be great seeing you and Savannah roll around on the mat in Jersey, that might be your leverage... us guys will be so distracted by that sight, you will get the upset. Best of luck to ya girlie, but just so you know... I won't be going easy on ya. I bet you wouldn't like it nice and easy, would ya? I know you can't wait for me to get my hands on you, in the ring and out of it once this whole thing is over. Either way, I'm gonna be leaving New Jersey with a smile on my face.
~ Mike grins again, fade out.~
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Post by Tony Ruiz on Jun 5, 2006 9:31:09 GMT -6
Fade in to The Landing Strip......Tony is watching his own private show in his office....
Tony Ruiz: That's right chica, show me what your working with. You got it going on. Unlike these other duds in the Fed Cup match. Sensation, Justice, Sarah, Savannah, and a few others that aren't even worth mentioning. The Fed cup is coming home to the Landing Strip to sit in the trophy case with the other five that I've won. Just deal with it chico.
Fade....
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Post by Mike Sensation on Jun 5, 2006 10:35:06 GMT -6
~ Fade In.~
Mike: Ruiz, if you were a smart man, you would stay there at your little club and never step foot into the ring come Jersey. However, history has proved you are far from smart so I am sure you will be a fool like all the other and attempt a victory in this Fed Cup Rumble. Attempt is the key word Tony, because like in Reno... and the All-Time TV Championship match... I am going to prove I am better than you. I always have been and I always will be. It will be fun gaining another win over the "Sweet Tea Bandit" or whatever ya call yourself. Enjoy that show at the Landing Strip pal because you won't be enjoying the show come New Jersey. You, along with the other morons, and curtain jerkers that have entered themselves into this match are going to see first hand why Mike Sensation is Simply the F'N Best.
~Mike grins, fade out.~
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Post by Sarah on Jun 5, 2006 10:49:42 GMT -6
Sarah appears in front of the camera.
Sarah: Sometimes I feel like I'm talking to hear myself talk because you boys don't get it. I'm not some stripper with no life and no self control that has to take her clothes off to get what I want. Boys I am going home with the fed cup. There isn't going to be some peabrain macho man who's ego is bigger then their dick walking out of the ring with something I want. So give it up boys and just accept defeat.
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Post by Mike Sensation on Jun 5, 2006 10:57:05 GMT -6
~ Fade in.~
Mike: Sarah, darlin'... I don't see you as a stripper in anyway, come on I said you were the only gal around here with some class. You made Ruiz look like a fool on countless occasions in this Fed Cup and I think that's been hilarious. I got respect for a gal who is trying to win a Fed Cup, I honestly do... but see the problem is this; I can't let a girl beat me, I like to be the one doing the beating. Face it babe, no more Mr. nice guy here... you're a chick, you don't belong in this match. Stay home, bake some cookies... be smart... I'd hate to see that beautiful body of yours get any nasty scrapes or bruises on it. You did say one true point, a guy with an ego bigger than his dick is not going to win this thing... I AM! After this match and during I'll date I'll prove that to ya, my ego isn't the biggest thing on me.
~ Mike grins, fade out.~
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Post by Sarah on Jun 5, 2006 11:02:27 GMT -6
Sarah: Mikey, Now who said I would throw you out of the ring? Everyone has their weekness. Now how bout I run my fingers through your long hair and then down your chest. Baby you know you couldn't resist. Then I'd take you at your weakest point and finish the job. I promise I'd make it up to you though. You'd make all the men jealous. Hey weren't you thrown out by Johnny th Pirate? I mean if he can do it I know I can!
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Post by Mike Sensation on Jun 5, 2006 11:11:15 GMT -6
~ Fade in. Mike's watching Sarah's latest promo with a huge grin on his face.~
Mike: Oh yeah baby... tell me all about how you want me. Oh yeah, that's nice girl... you can....
~ Mike's expression of enjoyment quickly turns into one of anger.~
Mike: YOU BITC....
~ Mike stops himself and takes a deep breath. ~
Mike: No... I won't go there... you're a sweet gal who just wants to push my buttons. SCREW THIS! SARAH YOU BITCH! That damn pirate got lucky! I was busy eliminating some curtain jerker when that half pint ran up and pushed us both out. I would have tossed that chump out with one hand if I would have actually seen him as a threat... that was my mistake. I won't make it again. You can run your hands all over my body babe, but you won't be tossing me over the ropes. However, after that Pirate comment, I might be tosses ya over my knee for some hard spanks after our date. I like you Sarah, don't piss me off though. I will hurt you if pushed that far. I like what we got going, don't ruin it babe.
~ Fade out.~
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Post by Sarah on Jun 5, 2006 11:17:03 GMT -6
Sarah: Oh Mikey baby I wasn't trying to piss you off, although it is better to be pissed off then pissed on. I was just proving a fact that nobody is safe in this match. Anyone can eliminate anyone at any given time right Mikey? I mean that's what the pirate told me. Oh and Spanking?! You think that scares me baby? Sarah loves spankings!
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Post by Mike Sensation on Jun 5, 2006 11:26:52 GMT -6
~ Fade in.~
Mike: Sarah, you're right... no reason to get pissed, that's in the past and this is now. You're much smarter than all these other bimbos in WpW, anyone could win this... but there is only one OBVIOUS choice... You're looking at him babe. Come on, you know you'd love being with a two time Fed Cup winner. I could make every one of your dreams come true, well except the dream of being Fed Cup winner. Although, how about we just start off the match by rolling around on the mat together, your hot, sweaty body pressed up against mine, hair flying... yeah I know you got a huge smile on your face right about now. It's perfect, everyone else would either jump out of the way and eliminate themselves, or ignore us and eliminate each other... leaving just the two of us. Then, we'd just continue rolling right out of the ring and become Co-Jersey Fed Cup winners. You're trophy will be that spanking I promised. Anyone can win this thing Sarah... but I am telling you now, it's going to be yours truly walking away with the Cup.
~ Mike grins, fade out.~
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Post by Sarah on Jun 5, 2006 11:34:02 GMT -6
Sarah smiles: I knew you would see it my way, Sensation. See this is my whole plan you will be mesmerized by me and not be paying attention to the others in the ring. One of them will take that opportunity and eliminate you, but I promise we can still celebrate after I win the fed Cup. I'll be the first woman in history to hold the fed cup. I think I'm getting off to a great start in this company. So watch out Mikey, under this sweet and innocent face of mine there is a brain working 24/7 planning on how I'm going to win this thing. I won't let anything stand in my way, not even you, you sweet Sensation!
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Post by Mike Sensation on Jun 5, 2006 11:38:27 GMT -6
~ Fade in.~
Mike: Sarah, darlin... I said you were smarter than the other bimbos in WpW, I didn't say you were smart enough to get one over on me. I will be loving the sight of your sweaty, glistening body inside that ring... but see here is your weakness, you won't eliminate me... but if it does come down to you and I... guess what babe? I will be loving the sight of you going over those ropes. What's that saying, I hate to see you go but I will love watching you leave. We will celebrate, but it will be celebrating my Cup win... you won't be making history Sarah doll. Hate to break it to ya, I won't let a chick take what is mine. You're a hot number, but you are no Fed Cup Champion... not when I am involved anyways. Sarah... you don't got to like it, you just got to deal with it.
~ Fade out.~
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Post by Sarah on Jun 5, 2006 12:25:02 GMT -6
Sarah: You won't let a chick take the cup but you let a PIRATE? How fair is that? Mikey think about it! I'm not asking permission to do it, you know, All i have to do is wait for the perfect opportunity then.....BAM! you're gon just like that. The remark about me staying in the kitchen cooking and cleaning is so lame and i would have expected more coming from a true Sensation!
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Post by Mike Sensation on Jun 5, 2006 12:33:20 GMT -6
~ Fade in.~
Mike: Alright Sarah, you want to actually take this seriously huh? More power to ya babe, good luck... you'll need it if you think the "perfect opportunity to eliminate me" is going to arise. Like I said, that half pint pirate got lucky... it won't happen again this time around. I got robbed out of that Fed Cup, I will not get robbed of this New Jersey Cup. This might just be a hobby for me, but recently I have really taken a liking to this idea of becoming a two time Fed Cup winner. No longer am taking this match as a joke, the competitors like Justice & Ruiz are jokes of course, but the match itself is going to be something to see. Those fans are going to witness Mike Sensation do what he does best, succeed. I've put my mind to winning this rumble Sarah, you nore anyone else is going to stop me from achieving my goal. You want a taste of a true Sensation... you'll get it after the match, I promise. Hell, I might just give ya a little taste during the match if you're lucky.
~ Mike grins, fade out.~
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Justice
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Post by Justice on Jun 7, 2006 14:00:17 GMT -6
Ozzy's arrogant smirk appears once again.
Ozzy: Damn... Mike Sensation sure does have a 'sensation' for Sarah. Calling her darlin' and such... Mikey... take my advice and get a blow up doll... try Ruiz' favorite brand. You'd have to ask him which one it is, afterall he is an expert on the subject. Speaking of blowing... Sarah and Savannah sure have blown. Ladies, your promos are well... they suck. Which probably is a reflection of your in-ring talents. Everyone in this match sucks aside from me... can ya' say IN THA BAG!?!
Fade out.
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Post by Mike Sensation on Jun 8, 2006 0:28:50 GMT -6
~ Fade In ~
Mike: Well it's about damn time Ozzy, for awhile there I was thinking you were going to take my advice and do the smart thing by staying away from this match. However, once again Justice, you have proved to the WpW viewers, and to the WpW itself, how much of a total fool you truly are by opening that mouth of yours one more time. Do you even listen to the words that come out of your mouth? "Ladies, your promos are well... they suck. Which probably is a reflection of your in-ring talents" Wow, creative buddy... the same could be said for you, since your promos haven't been "mind blowing" recently. "Mind numbing" would be a better term for them. I won't even touch that " Ruiz, blow up doll" comment because I think it'd be in the best interest for you if no one recalls that idiotic statement. Ozzy, PLEASE... if you insist on opening that big fat yap of yours again, do us a favor and try your very hardest to come up with some ounce of intelligent speech. As for having this in the bag, that perfectly describes my situation... victory is coming my way in Jersey pal, remember... you don't got to like it, you just got to deal with it!
~ Mike grins. Fade Out ~
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Post by Justice on Jun 8, 2006 7:40:52 GMT -6
Ozzy's smriks as he appears yet again.
Ozzy: Mike... you went and controdicted yourself again. You first state that I haven't said an ounce of intelligent speech, yet you go onto take one of my statements and claim it out yourself. That in itself is quite sad, as is your whole gimmick. Sensation... gimmick died in the early nineties along with Coke II, and clear Pepsi. I guess it's my turn to play trashman and dispose of you in a proper fashion. Kick and scream all you want Sensation, because it will only make the whole me tossing you over the ropes a little more brutal, for you that is. Myself, I'll walk in and out of this thing without a scratch, ALL the WHILE outlasting every other man and woman... nothing unusual for me. Of course winning isn't unusual for me either... as I've said before, this Fed Cup in in the bag. And there isn't a DAMN thing Sensation, Tony STD's, Sarah, Savannah, that fat kid Eric or any of the other participants can do about it, and that my foes is my FINAL WORD!
Ozzy tosses his glasses to stare grimly into the camera as is fades.
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Post by Tony Ruiz on Jun 8, 2006 8:59:15 GMT -6
Tony just sits at the Landing Strip at the bar and watches the lastest happenings in the fed cup promos......He can't help but laugh....
Tony Ruiz: Hey Yo! You miss me chicos and chicas? I thought so. It wouldn't be a fed cup without the Fed Cup King Tony Ruiz.
Tony pauses for a moment thinking....
Tony Ruiz: Hey Yo! That has a nice ring to it, I kind of like it. Tony Ruiz, The Fed Cup King. And that's what everyone will be calling me after I storm into Jersey and take the fed cup for a record breaking six times in a row.
Tony Ruiz just laughs as the camera fades....
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Post by Mike Sensation on Jun 8, 2006 11:31:52 GMT -6
~ Fade In ~
Mike: Ozzy, you pathetic little fool. I knew you couldn't form some intelligent speech. Some people just can't bring themselves to face the truth, so they live in a fantasy world like Justice. I never once contradicted myself, I simply mocked you... God you are a moron. You talked about trash and you really are reaching into the garbage bag by bringing out "gimmick" comments. Other idiots have tried this "gimmick" crap with me before, but once they step into the ring with me, they realize this isn't a gimmick, it's just who I am... Simply the F'N Best! The smartest thing you said was, that would be the last thing you say, THANK YOU GOD! No longer do we have to listen to the crap that spills from your mouth, but I doubt you will actually be smart and shut up. You haven't done anything sensible since you got here, so why change now?
Ruiz... you might be the Fed Cup King, but get ready to get dethroned cause the true King is back. I've beaten ya twice king, how many times have you beaten me? YOU'RE PATHETIC!
~ Fade Out ~
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Post by Ryansup on Jun 10, 2006 4:57:28 GMT -6
Fed Cuppers,
VIP Eliter Scoring/Voting for Winner will begin.
Great job in making this a record Fed Cup.
Scoring process will occur through Monday so results will not be released until next week.
thanX
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Post by Ryansup on Jun 12, 2006 21:26:03 GMT -6
Over the top Rope Battle Royal Final elimination is order as follows.
Daniel eliminated by Ozzy Justice
Beantown Brawler eliminated by Tony Ruiz
Eric C. eliminated by Tony Ruiz
Sarah eliminated by Savannah
Savannah eliminated by Mike Sensation
Mike Sensation eliminated by Ozzy Justice
Tony Ruiz eliminated by Ozzy Justice
Ozzy Justice (Winner)
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