Justice
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Post by Justice on May 30, 2006 13:42:50 GMT -6
Ozzy's competitive grin appears before our faces on Channel 88 television.
Ozzy: I'll be damned, if it isn't Mr. Fed Cup himself, Tony Ruiz. Damn man, I've read all about you, but I thought they were only rumors... I never actually thought you'd have lived past those VDs that you got from the Landing Strip. Tony, I've been there... and buddy I would NEVER touch anything up in that place. Not since the stinch I got from a stripper named Savannah down there.... mmm that name sounds familiar, and to tell ya the truth old 'chica' Savannah in WpW resembles that stripper quite a bit. Anyway, let's get the real game on Tony... get over this broad, she'll just be another notch on your belt anyway. Face the real competition Tony.... OZZY JUSTICE. Ruiz, you shall meet the Final Justification... and that is FINAL!
Scene fades.
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Post by Tony Ruiz on May 30, 2006 13:47:08 GMT -6
Tony is still at the Landing Strip watching the latest fed cup promos....he grins ear to ear as he begins to speak...
Tony Ruiz: Hey Yo! Ozzy Justice, who the hell are you? You've never been to my club. I don't allow pricks like you to enter. And it does look like you've done your homework, keep calling me Mr. Fed Cup because I am the king chico.
Fade...
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Justice
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Post by Justice on May 30, 2006 14:04:00 GMT -6
Ozzy chuckles as his face appears once again.
Ozzy: Oh Tony, your not at the door every night... and plus you wouldn't have recognized me 'chico'. I wear disguises out in public, otherwise I'll be mobbed by those tramps you call honey. Granted it was once, and that one bad smelling lady turned me off, but it gave me the impression that your club is filled with chicks like Savannah, trying to get ahead giving giving head.... to punks like Mike Sensation that have zero intelligance. Tony, my bad on the whole Mr. Fed Cup comment, but it's still true. A five timer like you has to be respected, no matter what. Tony, me and you will make this thing enjoyable... but don't get off on this promo, because your not my friend... you just have my respect. See ya in JOYZY Tony.
Ozzy leans back as the scene fades.
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Post by Tony Ruiz on May 30, 2006 14:13:03 GMT -6
Tony just sits back and laughs....
Tony Ruiz: Hey Yo, Ozzy! I don't stand at the door, I'm not a bouncer. I own the damn club chico. I am Mr. Tony Ruiz, five time fed cup champion. I'm glad I've got your respect, but you are sadly mistaken if you walked into Hoes-R-Us and thought it was my club the Landing Strip. I run a class act operation. I know everything that goes on in my club. And the likes of you wouldn't make on step inside. You are right though, you and I are going to make this fed cup match one for the record books. Like me winning the fed cup for the sixth time.
Tony smiles as we fade.....
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Justice
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Post by Justice on May 30, 2006 14:23:55 GMT -6
Ozzy claps his hands as he watches Tony's promo.
Ozzy: Nice enthusiasm there T-Bone, with all that six time champ comment. But beating me isn't as easy as getting into Savannah's panties... which by the way you have yet to do. You see Tony, I've got this comepetitive edge that drives me... it drives me to that next level... the level that only a few enjoy in wrestling. A level that you were on... WHEN you WERE Tv champ. What happened to those days anyway Tony? Just keeping to yourself, and those brauds you call women? Not to mention trying to pummel clowns in the Fed Cup... the normals clowns that don't stand a chance in hell against me that is. Tony, I'm no pushover, and come JOYZY you'll find that out first hand, as I flip your stubbly face over those bungee cords... now that's Justice.
Ozzy casts a toothy grin as the scene fades.
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Post by Tony Ruiz on May 30, 2006 14:27:26 GMT -6
Tony just laughs....
Tony Ruiz: Now that's justice. How long did it take you to come up with that Ozzy? It took a whole lot long than it will take me to throw your ass out of the ring in Jersy.
Fade...
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Justice
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Post by Justice on May 30, 2006 14:43:48 GMT -6
Ozzy chuckles and smiles as his face appears again.
Ozzy: The puntang has gone to your brain man... Justice is the name I got when I popped out between momma's thighs... it comes to me naturally, just like women... they just come to me, and on me.
Ozzy chuckles as the scene fades.
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Post by Tony Ruiz on May 30, 2006 14:46:24 GMT -6
Tony laughs...
Tony Ruiz: Dream on Ozzy boy. When it comes to the chicas, there is none better than The Good Guy Tony Ruiz. Six time fed cup champion has a nice ring to it. You best get used to that one.
Fade.....
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Justice
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Post by Justice on May 30, 2006 14:50:37 GMT -6
Ozzy laughs as his face comes up once again.
Ozzy: Tony, come and get some punk. I'll toss you, your hoes and that damned toothpick right outta the ring. Six time Fed Cupper may happen for you Tony, just not in JOYZY. PEACE!
Fade out.
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Post by Tony Ruiz on May 30, 2006 14:52:14 GMT -6
Tony looks around the bar...
Tony Ruiz: Hey Yo! Toothpick, what toothpick. I don't see no stinking toothpick. Dude must have me confused with some other wrestler. Oh well, the fed cup will be mine once more.
Fade....
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Justice
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Post by Justice on May 31, 2006 7:59:18 GMT -6
Ozzy's grin flickers back onto the television screen.
Ozzy: Ahhh come one Tony, it's all over your posters that are selling on the net. You with a toothpick in your mouth, and some of your 'ladies' around ya. Keep coming back at me with two liners Tony, because that method won't beat me... sure it may have worked five times before, but I ask you this... in any of those five times was Ozzy Justice around to serve up a can of whoopass? When, and I SAY WHEN because of my confidence... When I get my first Fed Cup the first thing I'll do is whipe off the slime from Ruiz's last two victories, and kiss that Cup for being my first achievement in WpW. Ruiz, you won't get a third straight Fed Cup... not while I'm around. Keep dreaming of silicone, because that's the only thing you'll have in your hands after JOYZY!
Ozzy smirks as the camera fades.
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Post by Tony Ruiz on May 31, 2006 8:24:20 GMT -6
Tony Ruiz just laughs....
Tony Ruiz: Hey Yo! Ozzy, you make just about as much sense as the real Ozzy. At least he was entertaining, unlike yourself. People actually wanted to watch Ozzy Osbourne go on tv and make a fool of himself. People could care less about Ozzy Justice.
Fade...
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Post by Savannah on May 31, 2006 8:28:29 GMT -6
Savannah looks: Boys, boys, don't you all know it's Savannah that's going to win this thing? You two can fight over the stupid strip club but this chick is focusing on winning the gold!
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Post by Justice on May 31, 2006 8:33:08 GMT -6
Ozzy smirks as he sees Tony's latest promo.
Ozzy: Same could be said for you Tony... Tony Montana... that character gave millions of people something to watch, be entertained and then later think about. People don't watch Ruiz, they aren't entertained by you, and no one has ever sat down and thought about something you've said or none. Tony, nothing I've heard form your mouth has even smelled of intelligance. But then again you've never been the brains of any operation, have you?
Ozzy shakes his head as the camera fades.
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Post by Tony Ruiz on May 31, 2006 8:39:04 GMT -6
Tony just laughs....
Tony Ruiz: Hey Yo! Ozzy! It doesn't take a rocket sciencetest to beat someone like you. I don't need to be the smartest person in the world to throw your ass over the top rope. It's not the amount of brains you have it's how you use the brains you've got chico. Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth.
Fade.....
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Post by Savannah on May 31, 2006 8:41:50 GMT -6
Savannah: These boys are going to knock themselves out before they get in the ring and make my job much much easier. Carry on boys. Slit each others throats.
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Post by Justice on May 31, 2006 8:43:04 GMT -6
Ozzy shakes his head once again.
Ozzy: Tony, try me... try and flip me over those ropes, and I'll use the laws of leverage against you. I'll break you in ways you never thought possible, then I'll simply heave your unconcious body over the ropes. As for Savannah, keep your eyes on the gold babe. Otherwise they'll be on me when your ringside with Tony Ruiz looking up at the new Fed Cup Champ!
Fade out.
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Post by Tony Ruiz on May 31, 2006 8:43:58 GMT -6
Tony just laughs....
Tony Ruiz: Hey Yo! She said slit.
Tony continues to laugh as the camera fades....
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Justice
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Post by Justice on May 31, 2006 8:46:30 GMT -6
Ozzy chuckles as his face appears.
Ozzy: Savannah, you better watch out, because sounds like ole Ruiz wants to slit your slot.
Fade.
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Post by savannah on May 31, 2006 8:46:41 GMT -6
Savannah looks into the camera.
Savannah: Oh boys my eyes are always on the gold. Like I said you two boys I dont have to worry about. You both will be eliminated just like sensation and the rest of these overly macho men with egos. Let's watch and learn how its done boys.
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Post by Tony Ruiz on May 31, 2006 8:48:22 GMT -6
Tony just stares at the camera....
Tony Ruiz: I'll watch you any day chica. Go ahead and show me how it's done.
Fade.....
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Post by Savannah on May 31, 2006 8:49:01 GMT -6
Savannah: Tony may see my slit as gold and as long as he's focused on other things that fed cup is mine! And Justice what is this about you having me? In your dreams baby.
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Post by Justice on May 31, 2006 8:49:49 GMT -6
Fade in..
Ozzy: Babe, you can't even hold my jock let alone throw me over the ropes. I'll beat you like a red-headed step child. Then I'll toss you over the ropes like a sack of taters. You watch and learn... how a real man takes the fec up.
Fade out..
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Post by Tony Ruiz on May 31, 2006 8:50:20 GMT -6
Tony laughs...
Tony Ruiz: I'm be focused on your slit just like you'll be focused on my gold member. You know you want me Savannah, don't fight the feelings.
Fade...
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Post by Savannah on May 31, 2006 8:50:56 GMT -6
Savannah: baby you can take the fec up, i'll take the fed cup!
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Post by Tony Ruiz on May 31, 2006 8:51:36 GMT -6
Tony laughs....
Tony Ruiz: Hey Yo! He said fec cup.....
Fade.....
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Justice
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Post by Justice on May 31, 2006 8:51:51 GMT -6
Fade in...
Ozzy: While you two are swapping diseases I'll be tossing people outta the ring. Bottom Line.
Fade out.
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Post by Savannah on May 31, 2006 8:52:17 GMT -6
Savannah: Gold Member? Tony after all the ho's you've been with i think it's more like a green member!
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Post by Justice on May 31, 2006 8:52:58 GMT -6
Ozzy: She said Green member... woot.
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Post by Tony Ruiz on May 31, 2006 8:53:08 GMT -6
Tony laughs...
Tony Ruiz: Just as long as my balls aren't blue baby.
Fade....
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