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Post by Sarah on May 31, 2006 12:50:51 GMT -6
Sarah: So Mikey, how would you like to go out say, after I win the fed cup? We can go out and celebrate. I'd say that would be a true sensation right there!
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Post by Justice on May 31, 2006 12:55:20 GMT -6
Fade in.
Ozzy: Damn... like Tony says, you step out for a moment and all hell breaks lose. Where does this Sarah chick get off... err, I mean where does she get off saying she's going to win this fed cup? It's a battle royal baby, not a c*ck sucking contest. But if your down for that... then come and get some of Justice.
Fade out.
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Post by Sarah on May 31, 2006 12:56:54 GMT -6
Sarah smiles.
Sarah: I'm all about stimulation, I mean sensation!
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Post by Eric C on May 31, 2006 12:59:18 GMT -6
A short fat kid in a blue cap is seen.
Eric C: All right guys... all this nbame calling has gotten me hungry. Anyone wanna go hit up Sonic? Or Denny's... hehe or Sonic and Denny's... hehe that'd be TOOO SWEEEET! Hey Yo, big fat ho! Tony Ruiz' momma tastes like CHEESY POOFS! Screw you guys, I'm going home!
Eric munches on cheesy poofs, fade.
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Post by Tony Ruiz on May 31, 2006 12:59:41 GMT -6
Tony just laughs...
Tony Ruiz: Hey Yo! Sarah, don't waste your time with these wannabe Ozzy and Mike. Come home with a real man after I win the fed cup. I'm sure Savannah won't mind if you join us at the hotel afterwards to celebrate.
Fade....
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Post by Justice on May 31, 2006 13:00:36 GMT -6
Ozzy's face appears again....
Ozzy: Sarah, you want some stimulation, you've come to the right place. I've already said I can go as long, or longer than the Energizer Bunny.... so if you wanna get wet and wild come my way toots.
Fade.
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Post by Tony Ruiz on May 31, 2006 13:02:59 GMT -6
Tony laughs...
Tony Ruiz: Someone tooted.
Fade....
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Post by Justice on May 31, 2006 13:05:38 GMT -6
Ozzy's handsome face shows up on Channel 88 once again.
Ozzy: Let's size up the comepetition, or rather size them down. First off we have two word Dan, the man without a plan. Then there is Savannah, the chick with the creamy banana. After her is Tony Bologne talking Ruiz... who's too far up some chick's cooter to see what is really going on. Mike Sensation... the name says it all... he's calling himself sensation because he's never given that to a woman. Eric C.... the little fat bastard... and finally Sarah, the cute little chick who's looking for a d*ck. Geesh, when am I going to get some competition up in this beyotch.
Ozzy shakes his head as the camera fades.
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Post by Tony Ruiz on May 31, 2006 13:07:42 GMT -6
Tony laughs....
Tony Ruiz: Hey Ozzy your getting yourself confusied with your name sake again. This isn't MTV and your not Ozzy Ozbourne so no need for the rhymes. And that's a fact jack.
Fade...
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Post by Justice on May 31, 2006 13:12:26 GMT -6
Ozzy smirks at us.
Ozzy: Tony, I'm not confused, yet it seems you are. The many references to Ozzy Osbourne is quite frankly getting old. Your material is like your in-ring ability... flat out pathetic. The funny thing about you is that you never speak more than two sentences. Is it your brain malfunctioning after the first, or what man? Your short but sweet sh*t may cut it out on the hoes in Miami, but it won't cut it out in JOYZY when I flip your fugly ass over the ropes... and that my friend will be simply Sweet as Candy.
Fade out to Ozzy's chuckle.
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Post by Eric C on May 31, 2006 13:14:22 GMT -6
Eric C: Three words: Respect My Authority!
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Post by Justice on May 31, 2006 13:16:52 GMT -6
Justice stands before a camera, looking down at it.
Ozzy: Does this kid not know how to be unique? He jumps into this Fed Cup after it's been rolling steady and keeps toting lame adult cartoon phrases... wait, is this kid Tony Ruiz's? If not then it is a freakish coincidence that they're both so very moronic.
Justice shakes his head as the scene fades.
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Post by Mike Sensation on May 31, 2006 13:21:46 GMT -6
~Mike grins.~
Mike: Sarah, baby... I'd love to celebrate with you afterwards, but there is only one problem with your idea... the Fed Cup will be mine, but I got something else that I know you'll love getting your hands around.
Justice... it's funny cause when I saw that fat kid, I instantly thought that moron was another broken branch from your family tree.
This Fed Cup is MINE.... DEAL WITH IT!
~Camera fades.~
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Post by Tony Ruiz on May 31, 2006 13:23:49 GMT -6
Tony laughs...
Tony Ruiz: No it's mine, the fed cups mine.
Fade....
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Post by Mike Sensation on May 31, 2006 13:26:05 GMT -6
~Mike shakes his head.~
Mike: Repeat it all you want Tony, but it won't make it true. The fact is history will repeat itself again when I take home this Fed Cup and leave you wishing you were even close to my level of excellence. Go back to your club where you belong and stay out of the wrestling business.
~camera fades.~
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Post by Justice on May 31, 2006 13:27:53 GMT -6
Ozzy's is spotted once again by a Channel 88 camera.
Ozzy: Ha, ha Sensation, trying to take my words and twist them... much like the blood sucking media does with Barry Bonds. Damn Sensation, are you a blood sucking media type? Or do you just flat out SUCK? Either way you have no place in this match. And buddy, you better check that ego at the door, otherwise it'll get shoved straight up your after I toss you onto your ass in JOYZY.... You punks can all keep trying to get laid on Channel 88 time... I'm busy getting busy with chicks at my own home. Ya'll are a bunch of lame ass punks... bottom line!
Fade.
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Post by Mike Sensation on May 31, 2006 13:31:05 GMT -6
~ Fade in.~
Mike: Correction Ozzy, the bottom line is... YOU SUCK! If it werent for me, WpW would never have become what it is today, like it or not... just deal with the fact that you will NOT be leaving as the Fed Cup Winner... I promise you that. Now do us all a favor and shut up.
~ Fade out.~
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Post by Justice on May 31, 2006 13:35:44 GMT -6
Fade in....
Ozzy: Sensation, you remind me of a big freak I once saw wrestle here in WpW. You see when I was watching Wrestival live a few weeks back I saw this huge mammoth of a man... the name was Jermaine Owens. He relied on a few words, so much that he beat those words into thr ground, much like yourself. And he thought he could win... but he didn't. he lost to a flamboyant freak that has a personality complex... You will do the same, except I'm no flamboyant freak with any kind of complex.... Sensation your going down like the hoes do on Ruiz. Speaking of which, isn't he scheduled for another one liner? And Sensation... your little first run here in WpW doesn't mean SH*T! The other day I was talking to some staff and they didn't even know your name... Yeah that's a big freaking impact... ya freaking loser.
Fade.
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Post by Tony Ruiz on May 31, 2006 13:46:01 GMT -6
Tony Ruiz just laughs....
Tony Ruiz: Hey Yo! One line, two lines, three lines. I'll do whatever it takes to win.
Fade.....
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Post by Mike Sensation on Jun 1, 2006 0:48:52 GMT -6
~Fade in.~
Mike: Justice, once again you opened up your big mouth and made yourself look like a fool. I can remind you of whoever you want, but believe me boy... when I really want something, I get it. If I truly wanted this Fed Cup... it would be mine, but like I've said, this is just a hobby. If I don't walk away as a two time Fed Cup winner this time around, I will the next time... no big deal. As far as the staff you spoke with, I see there has been a few changes to management so it doesn't surprise me. Lee knows I was and still am the greatest wrestler to ever step foot inside a WpW ring. I have to admit though, the idea of actually coming back to WpW full-time is starting to sound very tempting to me. I would love to actually get a chance to shut your mouth in a one on one confrontation. We'll see if that can actually be arranged for sometime in the near future, but for now... just deal with the fact that you of all people will NOT be gaining a Fed Cup victory here. It's really either two choices from how I look at it, Ruiz or myself... face it, we are the only two here who have ever known what it takes to win a Fed Cup. Guess what Ozzy, you don't got it! Honestly, what impact have you made here in WpW besides boring the hell out of the fans?
~Fade out.~
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Post by Justice on Jun 1, 2006 8:28:58 GMT -6
Ozzy's face flickers onto the screen.
Ozzy: Mike... you want me one on one, then you can get me, one on one. Maybe not this GoldPush, but the event after would be great for me. You see I've got some lose ends to tie up in another federation before I give them the boot. Sensation, you think by dropping a promo or two that you'll win this thing? You should know what it takes to wn a fed cup... determination, concentration and hitting the promo room harder and more than anyone else. As of right now you haven't even hit it as hard as Savannah. So maybe you should drop out of this thing before you get made out to be a sack of taters... geting tossed around, and over those ropes. And my impact.... it has't even been given fuel to start happening. You wanna see impact, wait until you feel my heel crash against the side of your head, knocking you unconcious... that's some impact baby.
Ozzy flashes his toothy grin as the scene fades.
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Post by Mike Sensation on Jun 1, 2006 9:45:36 GMT -6
~Mike is seen laying in bed.~
Mike:ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
~Fade out.~
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Post by Tony Ruiz on Jun 2, 2006 6:39:12 GMT -6
Camera fades into the Landing Strip where Tony Ruiz is at the bar for his morning cup of Tequila......He watches the last few fed cup promos from Sensation and Justice and just can't help but shake his head and laugh.....
Tony Ruiz: Hey Yo! When will these two no bodies ever learn. The Fed cup is more than some house show title, to some it means more than that. To some it's like winning the world title. To some it's a starting point, a way to get a foot in the door of a federation that doesn't want them. To others it's a way to get their name known so they can move up to the big time. The deal with Sensation and Justice is that they want to get their name out there so everyone knows them. And they are trying to use the fed cup to get that. But with me, everybody knows my name. I'm an entertainer, I know what the fans want to see, and I give it to them. And the fans want to see Tony Ruiz six time fed cup winner. And that is what they are going to get.
Fade....
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Post by Mike Sensation on Jun 2, 2006 10:40:26 GMT -6
~Fade in.~
Mike: Ruiz, you pathetic fool... I don't need this Fed Cup to make a name for myself, I'm Mike F'N Sensation! I've already won a fed cup before and was All-Time TV Champion. I was one of the top picks for Lilly's in the draft for Goldpush, but because of that cowboy jackass Roy Lee, I was stuck on Elevation due to holding that stupid title. The wrestling world already knows who I am, they recognize the Legend. See, you care about what the fans want... that's you're first mistake. I don't give a damn about them, it's about me. It should be that way for you also, it sadly those morons have got you wrapped around their little finger. Second mistake is grouping me with that curtain jerker Justice... I have Main Evented all around the world pal, my legacy surpasses anything any of you WpWers can claim as your "wrestling legacy." Give me a break, this company is fool of either suck ups, or curtain jerkers Hell the ratings for this place have already sky rocketed again just because I am back on WpW television. I'm not even signed with WpW and I'm already bringing it back up to the level it was at when I left. What have you done for this place besides using that whore house as a method to spread STDs? This isn't your time Tony, you won't be adding this Fed Cup to your collection... DEAL WITH IT!
~Fade Out~
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Post by Justice on Jun 3, 2006 5:21:08 GMT -6
Ozzy smiles upon seeing the last couple promos.
Ozzy: So Tony Ruiz finally makes a promo worth watching... sort of. One with some length that is... but much like Mike Sensation, and the rest of the group, he's failing to see through his own personal haze and see that yours truly will take this Fed Cup. Not for personal glory, but for taking that first step into a new federation. You see, Sensation and Ruiz... no matter how much you hate 'em, they're accomplished in WpW, whereas I'm the new fish to the lake. This makes me deadly, because I'll do anything to get a leg up... even if it means breaking someone's shin. What I plan on bringing to WpW is something Ruiz and Sensation have never done.... ENTERTAIN week in and out... these two chaps either can't stick around or they just are flat out lazy. As for Savannah, I'm sure she 'entertains' something of the sort weekly, just not on Channel 88. The Fed Cup is as good as mine... and THAT'S FINAL!
Fade out...
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Post by Mike Sensation on Jun 3, 2006 9:51:30 GMT -6
~ Fade in~
Mike: Justice... finally you said something that made sense, you aren't as dumb as you look. Ruiz and myself are both accomplished athletes in WpW, me more-so than Tony, on the premise that I defeated him twice and he's never gotten a victory over me. So you were on a good track, but once again, fell short in delivery by saying you are the most deadly. Give me a break kid, you along with Ruiz, Sarah, Savannah, and that Eric punk, are all like lambs to the slaughter. You think you're the best of the best, life is going great and everything is all "hunky dory", when suddenly BAM! It's over, you fail... you're done! None of you have what it takes to take this Cup over me. I am Mike Sensation, I'm Simply the F'N Best and I will prove that once again by becoming a two time Fed Cup Champion. Heed this warning Ozzy, do the smart thing and stay home... otherwise I am going to embarrass you in front of that house show crowd. It's not your time yet Justice... IT'S MINE! You don't got to like it... you just got to DEAL WITH IT!
~Mike grins, fade out.~
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Post by Justice on Jun 4, 2006 7:37:21 GMT -6
Ozzy chuckles as he watches Sensation's last promo.
Ozzy: You make me laugh. Ha! Ha! Ho! Ho! Sensation, your claims are so freaking absurd it's God Damn Hilarious. Your not the best chump, not even close. Nobody in this Fed Cup match right now is the 'best in WpW' even. If we were, we'd be named SBK and would have the World Title around our waist. Mike, I see no title, let alone a world title around your waist. Your wasting our time with your barbaric claims, so please give us some relief and stop! Tony Ruiz, your almost as bad as Sensation, but the only reason I give you a little remorse is because your so God Damned Retarded! You speak of your opinion on the truth, but you do so in the fashion that can only force us, as a public, to be absorbed into the assumption that you are in fact a man with a brain malfunction. Tony, in your words that be this: <impersonation> Hey yo.... you got this thing in your head that doesn't go right. Chico, Landing Strip... Blah, Six Time Fed cup champion, Hey yo! </impersonation>
Ozzy's face turns rather grim and disgusted.
Ozzy: Pity me world... pity me for entering myself into a match that in which I am surrounded by nothing buts fools and tramps that are fools. Peace cruel world.......
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Post by Sarah on Jun 4, 2006 12:01:15 GMT -6
Sarah walks into a room and turns on the camera.
Sarah: Boys boys boys. Don't you know that it's the underdog that takes the win always? It's the one that is less likely to succeed that usually is the one to achieve their goal? Sarah is the underdog in this match and I'll be the one to take home the fed cup. Keep talking boys, someday you'll say something intelligent!
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Post by Mike Sensation on Jun 4, 2006 13:32:16 GMT -6
~ Fade In.~
Mike: I've said it once, I shall say it again... as I watch these promos, the only words that come to mind are: SIMPLY PATHETIC!
Justice... boy you better get a clue as to who you're talking to. I AM the Best WpW has ever seen. You talk about SBK, the guy isn't even good enough to shine my boots. The only reason he is the World Champion is because I am not here on a full-time basis. If I were, that belt WOULD be around MY waist. Listen up Ozzy boy, I, along with all the WpW fans, are sickened by the constant crap that comes out of your mouth, so finally do us all a favor and SHUT UP! The more you talk, the bigger fool you make yourself out to be. Hell, in the beginning, I might have seen you as a possible competitor, but now... just another jobber wishing he was close to being at my level. You're pathetic, case closed. As far as Sarah goes, sorry babe I was too focused on that hot body of yours to even listen to what you have to say. Remember though, that "date" we have after I win this cup is still on. Face it people, this Fed Cup belongs to Mike F'N Sensation!
~ Fade Out~
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Post by Sarah on Jun 4, 2006 14:43:07 GMT -6
Sarah puts her hands on her hips...
Sarah: Mikey now we've discussed this it is Sarah who is going to win the Fed Cup. I don't care if you help me get all those dudes out of the ring, but i want the cup and usually well we get what we want. Yes i remember our date, but that's AFTER i win the fed cup!
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