Fed Cup: Mobile,Ala WINNER Tony Ruiz

[Ryansup]

This event will take place on Friday 17th days after GP Canada.
March 17, 2006
Mobile,Alabama
(deadline Friday March 17, 5 pm central)

This Fed Cup is open to ANYONE and EVERYONE including guests who've never rp'd in WpW before.

Federation Cup goes to the winner of an over the top rope battle royal.

Fed Cup will be strictly a list of who won & eliminations. It will not be a detailed Match description on the show.

Nothing fancy to House show results I'll just be posting who won the cup and the matches if someone rps against a jobber.

Read the rules carefully as they are DIFFERENT than regular show rping. This is HOUSE SHOW EXCLUSIVE RP RULES. That means house show ONLY. Please do NOT start rping like this for regular shows.


1.)Roleplays begin NOW.)

2.) All Rps must be straight to the board. (no linked rps or pics)

3) ALL RPS MUST NOT EXCEED ( do not go over) 15 lines.

4.) For this award all rps must be posted as a reply. (Each week the board will start the thread, you reply under it.)

5.) You must WAIT until someone replies, before posting again. However NO LIMIT to the number of rp replies.

6.) Deadline will be listed.

7. No limit on rps for this award.

8. There is a NO-LOSS record for houseshows.

9. You may enter as many people as you'd like.

10. Stay in character, on camera. Or it could get erased.



If you have any questions pm ryansup on these boards

AND

LAST BUT DEFINETLY NOT LEAST..... HAVE fun!!!

Follow the rules and reply BELOW with your rping to try and win the Fed Cup! Turn up the heat and Let the battle begin!!!!!

[New Jersey Wrecking Crew]

The camera fades in to Austin Longhorn who is sitting on a chair backstage and is sporting a new look.

Gone is the cowboy hat and versaci suit and in its place is a Texas Flag T-Shirt and jeans.

One thing that hasnt changed though. He is still smoking a big cigar and in his right hand is a beer

"Hello Boys, looks like I will be starting the ball rolling this time eh?"

I have had a change of heart and decided to go back to my old ways cos I was getting bored."

"This means that there will be three things on my agenda....

Drinking, Fighting and more Drinking!"

"So anyone who's lokking for a fight come and find me cos I am itching to kick some ass!"

The camera fades out

[The Sweet Tea Bandit]

Scene opens to a farm. There is a red barn in the background. Fields full of cotton are seen. Suddenly you see a crop duster flying low to the ground as it slows down and trying to land on a make shift landing strip. A man in overalls wearing a confederate flag mask steps out of the crop duster and makes his way towards the camera. He pulls the piece of hay out of his mouth and flicks it towards the camera as he begins to speak.

STB:Hayyayo!

The Sweet Tea Bandit begins to laugh.

STB:Reckon it's time to intro duce my self, you all can call me The Sweet Tea Bandit, STB for short. Am I'm here to take this here fed cup.

The Sweet Tea Bandit looks down and does a crotch chop.

STB:Because the south is going to rise again.

Camera Fades as The Sweet Tea Bandit begins to laugh.

[Ulie Red]

Johnny Shouldas is making his way from Montreal to Mobile, Alabama in his Malibu. He stops along the side of the road somewhere around Nashville to get some breakfast.

Johnny: It looks as though a coupla country boys are already linen' up to take my Fed Cup.

Waitress: What you talking about?

Johnny: Tha' Fed Cup. I'm tha' current Fed Cup champ and I'm going for numba' two this week. I'ma beat Tony Ruiz's record and go for four.

Waitress: You wanna order or not?

Johnny: Sure, gimme' tha' steak n' eggs combo.

Waitress: You don't sound like you from around here.

Johnny: I'm not. I'm from Jersey.

Waitress: Jersey. That sure is a long way away from home for you.

Johnny: Sure is. I'm Johnny....Johnny Shouldas.

Waitress: What kinda' name is Shouldas?

Johnny: Fuggetaboutit.

[The Sweet Tea Bandit]

The Sweet Tea Bandit is now in the farm house sitting in the kitchen. His woman is cooking him some breakfast. He is watching the small television that is under the kitchen counter and sees the fed cup promo from Johnny Shouldas. He can't help but laugh.

STB: Hayyayo! Mr. Johnny Shouldas, Jersey boy. Your win last week in the fed cup was a fluke. You wouldn't know how to WORK for a win if you had to. Unlike us boys from the South we know what hard work is and how to get things done. Forget about it, how about forget about you.

The Sweet Tea Bandit begins to laugh again as the camera fades.

["Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann]

The camera fades in to a pair of feet. Large feet. It begins panning up. Black leather pants. Large hands cracking knuckles as it pans up further. A tank-top that says "AKA". The camera finally locks in to reveal the long salt and peppered blonde hair. Some gray whiskers in his goatee beard. He smiles from ear to ear. It's "Th Look Th Size" aka Dennis Mann!

Denn-Mann:: Looksy who's gonna dump some chumpskies in Fed Cup? It's just me the seven footer with a sense of humor. Johnny Spagetti has a fed cup to his resume well guess what Chumpsky? I'm ..."also known as" a Fed Cup winner and unlike your slumber party easy pickins win, I went through the biggest field and largest Fed Cup in this history of the trophy. Look it up. Fed Cup Tokyo. The Sexually Transmitted Diseased Duke Boy STD,STB is in this one and so his the class to trash Austin Longhorn but I'm callin out one man to make this Fed Cup a draw. FIREBOMB! You really want a piece of me chumpsky you'll show some REAL guts and enter Fed Cup. You aren't worth a crappola with a WPW accolade to your name so come on go for Fed Cup, CHUMPSKY. Who's the chicken-crappola now?


Denn-Mann flips back his hair with an intense look on his face. No laughing matter. "Th Look Th Size" means business as scene ends.

[The Sweet Tea Bandit]

The Sweet Tea Bandit is now outside in the barn feeding the chickens. He looks up and notices the camera and turns to face it, adjusting his confederate flag mask in the process.

STB: Hayyaya! If it isn't the seven footer with a since of humor. Finally got some competition in this match. And Hay your right, the misspelling queen himself FireBomb would make this match more fun. Or as he would say more funner.

The Sweet Tea Bandit laughs as the camera fades.

["Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann]

Denn-Mann is ready to roll again as the cameras cut on.

DM:: Holy Crappola did this make-shift DukeBoy STB-SexuallyTransmittin Bandit really speak two sentences? No way! I'm callin Firebomb out cause he's the chicken couper of WPW this has nothin to do will spellin bees. Wrestling isn't a spelling contest Crop-Duster Bandit. I hope the Drawing Card himself Firebomb gets in this thing just to show you how it's done. YES ah-ha!


"Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann gives a nod then looks over to a near by monitor as the camera shuts off for now.

[The Sweet Tea Bandit]

The Sweet Tea Bandit adjusts his mask as he is standing beside his crop duster on the landing strip ready to speak.

STB: Hayyayo! Dennis the Menace can run that yapper of his all he wants, but to me looks like he's scared of the Bandit. He ain't got the balls to face me, he's hiding under a rock 'also known as' FireBomb. If this FireBomb your talking about is such a big draw, then where in the hell is he? Running his mouth in some chat room about how real he is. You want real, there is nothing more real than the Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet Tea Bandit, bubba.

The Sweet Tea Bandit gets in his crop duster and takes off.

["Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann]

DM:: I can talk and you can walk your keister to the outhouse. There's nothin about me that is scared of you, Country Crash Bandicoot! In fact let's cut the crapola, if you can talk to your probation officer in Hazard County into lettin you leave the country then come on to Goldpush before Fed Cup in Alabammy! I personally invite you for a little face to facesky. You'll find out I'm not scared of you. That's no laughing matter when you're the joke Bandit! Yes ah-HA!

[The Sweet Tea Bandit]

A cut out of a half moon is all you see. The camera pans out and you notice it's an out house. The door opens and out walks The Sweet Tea Bandit adjusting his overalls. He notices the camera and begins to speak.

STB: Hayyayo! Big Brother is everywhere now. They got dem cameras watching you in the bathroom, in the barn, where ever you go. Can't get no privacy. Don't matter though, I can go to the big city and get me one of dem there passports and meet you at the Great White North. I ain't Skeered. As my cable guy would say, let's get r done.

The Sweet Tea Bandit just laughs as we fade.

[New Jersey Wrecking Crew]

The camera fades in to Austin Longhorn who is sitting on a chair backstage[ who has been watching Dennis Man and STB's promos laughing racously.

He is laughing so hard he nearly falls off the chair but manages to catch himself in time before he does. He looks into the camera and takes a swig of beer.

Lets see now what have we got so far...?

He laughs.

A seven foot freak and another freak who by the sound of him is a pussy as well.

Sweet Tea Bandit?

My god. How on earth do you expect anyone to take you seroiusly with a name like that?

Would you like some crumpets you pansy?

I am a true represntation of what the south is unlike you.

I am a beer drinking hard workin ass kicking redneck not a pretender like you. I am a real man!

So why dont you do us all a favour and take your team and crumpets and go home and stop embarassing youself and WPW.

And as for you Dennis Mann you may be 7" and a former tag team champion but just like the rest of us you are human. And you can be broken.

You cant intimidate me. I am texas tough and if you doubt it, then come and find me and I'll prove it.

Austin takes another swig of beer as the cameras fade out

[Ulie Red]

Now around Birmingham...

Johnny: So the Denn-man wants to make his little Fed Cup comeback this week. You think cause' I'm like six two and your like seven 2 that it's gonna' make a difference to Johnny Shouldas. Nah. So you's gonna' brag about how many fellas' was in tha' "big" Fed Cup you won, and how mine was pathetic? I don't care, cause' they's still a fella' you aint throwed outta' that ring, Denny boy. Me. And I aint about to sit down an' let that happen without a fight. You's think you gonna' win again......

And then they's them two rednecks thing they gonna' step up an take it too. You's guys betta' just give up now and let me an' the big man have all tha' fun this week. Drop out guys. Na, nevermind.

Fuggetaboutit.

[The Sweet Tea Bandit]

The Sweet Tea Bandit is seen flying in his crop duster. The camera is inside the crop duster as he turns and adjust his confederate flag mask before beginning his promo.

STB: Hayyayo! The Sweet Tea Bandit here, just doing my day job, flying my crop duster so dem cotton fields can grow nice and tall. Tex wants to talk about how he's a real red neck because he drinks all the time. Well if drinking makes you a red neck then get out the red paint and call me a big red, bubba. I'm known for my drinking problem, and my winning ways. What have you won Mr. Longhorn? I've already spoken on da Mann. But this jersey kid, johnny, what is there to say about him. He's one one fed cup, he's the reigning champ. Big freakin deal bubba, I know more about this fed cup than you will evva know. Now think on that for a bit.

The Sweet Tea Bandit just laughs as the cameras fade.

[Ulie Red]

Johnny Shouldas is seen walking into a cheap hotel in Mobile now.....

Johnny: So, tha' Sweet Tea Bandit is flyin in a crop dusta' and talkin' crap now. I always wanted to go up in one a those. Be careful there ST, I wouldn't want ya' to get hurt before I could kick ya ass in the Fed Cup. And ya' think ya' know more about the Fed Cup than me. That's funny, Teaboy, cause' I'ma prove that I am "tha" Fed Cuppa.

Hey funny thing, we got tha' Sweet Tea Bandit and tha' "sweet" tea bagga' both in this match. Denn man throws on a mask and threaten's to teabag ol' Delilah. Funny thing man, but funny don't win tha' Fed Cup big guy so.....

Fuggetaboutit.

[The Sweet Tea Bandit]

The Sweet Tea Bandit is still in his crop duster. He tunes in the radio and listens to audio from Johnny Shouldas' latest fed cup promo and laughs.

STB: Hayyo! So jersey boy Johnny has always wanted to ride in one of these crop dusters? What the fu.....ah as he would say fuggetaboutit. The closest thing to flying in a crop duster is when I pull out the old school airplane spin on your ass, and throw you out the ring bubba.

The Sweet Tea Bandit laughs as he swoops the crop duster down towards the landing strip.

["Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann]

Sipping on his morning coffee, "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann lets the Fed Cup cameras cut on yet again.

Denn-Mann:: Austin Longhorn? You an overpushed nobody. You little chumpsky! Johnny Spagetti is a better piece of talent than you Texas trash. Call me scared? You're a dumbbunny, jackrabbit Tex! The sweet Tea Bandit has a better chance than you do. Bandit? You talk to your probation officer yet about comin up north to Goldpush yet? I'll rip that black bandit McDonald's Hamburgler mask off of you and send you back to Alabamy with somethin to talk about, you damn Duke-boy Chumpsky! Yes ah-ha!

Denn crushes the styrofoam coffee cup and tosses it in the trash.

[The Sweet Tea Bandit]

The Sweet Tea Bandit has just landed his crop duster on the landing strip right outside his farm house. He walks inside for a bite to eat before going out to do more chores. While he's eating his bacon and eggs he watches a few of the fed cup promos on the television.

STB: You know Denny Boy you and me have a lot in commen. I know you'll laugh at that statement but we have more in commen than you think. We are both OUTSIDERS in the wrestling business. People think we are from Other Worlds Or something like that. But none the less I'll still throw your ass over the top rope. I ain't scared of you, and Roscoe said I'm free to leave Hazzard county and go the Great White North to kick your ass to defend the honor of the South Land.

Camera fades as The Sweet Tea Bandit takes a sip of his favorite beverage.......Too SWWWEEEEEEEEEETTTTT TEA.

["Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann]

Dennis Mann spits his coffee out laughing at the Hamburgler of WPW, Tea Bandit.

DM: Listen up Taco Bandit, you're not tossin me over any rope, you're not tossin my salad either. Sounds like you had to do some porkin with Boss Hogg to get a waiver to come up north. Come on down Not TOO Sweet Tea Bandit. Speakin of somethin sweet. I got lunch with Sweet Delilah. But right now I'm more than happy to sit here and punk and dunk you chumpsky donuts!

Denn wipes off the coffee pot where he spit coffee on it from laughing at Sweet Tea Bandit.

[The Sweet Tea Bandit]

The Sweet Tea Bandit just laughs at the recent comments of Dennis Mann.

STB: Hayyayo! The only poking and porking I do in Hazzard County is with the toooo sweeeeet Miss Daisy. Who looks an awful lot like Monique. Interesting, and no I ain't got no little sweet teas running around or any in the oven. I'll get my brother who lives in the city to get me one of them plane tickets to the great white north, or hell I might even fly my duster up there and take care of you at GoldPush so I don't have to worry about you in the Fed Cup.

Camera fades.

["Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann]

Denn smiles. Lookin up like he's day dreamin.

DM: Daisey? I think I remember a sweet as suga little bar-maid back several years ago. Ask her if she remembers the longest ding-ding she's ever slobbered on. The answer probably is the Best MANN around. Me! Of course she's not carryin a baby. You shoot blanks that's why you're confident. It's time for the sequel to the AKA mystery. Denn-Mann comes to Goldpush and gonna smacks around a Hamburgler called Sweet Tea Bandit. YES ah-ha!


Denn-Mann looks at his watch. Lunch coming soon then Denn-Mann will be comin soon.

[The Sweet Tea Bandit]

The Sweet Tea Bandit just laughs.

STB:[/b] Hayyo! The Sweet Tea Bandit shoots no blanks. Go ahead and have lunch with your friend Miss Ghost. I've go to the Foxy Lady on the county line and have my pick of the lovely ladies putting on a show at the strip club. They do make a mean cheeseburger at the Foxy Lady.

Camera Fades!

["Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann]

Dennis Mann returns from lunch to catch Bandit on the screen.

Denn-Mann:: Foxy Lady? Mean cheeseburger? You go to that place? That's the one with the 300 pounders bumpin and grindin on stage. That's ok Sweet-Bandit. I know what you mean. After all those big girls need lovin too and some of them know all about ridin th Look th Size's pole on a cold winter's night several years back. Them big plumpers were all about gettin their chubby fingers on this big cockinsky YES ah-ha!

Denn-Mann uses a toothpick thinkin back to those old memories of the big girls at the Foxy Lady and their mammeries as the camera fades out.

[The Sweet Tea Bandit]

The Sweet Tea Bandit just laughs.

STB: Hay Yo! That toothpick looks exactly like the toothpicks they put in those tasty cheeseburgers at the Foxy Lady strip club. And not all of them are moo moos. There are a couple of girls there that are average size. They might not be the best looking girls like some of them at the big city strip clubs I've heard about, but there are fine none the less.

The Sweet Tea Bandit hears a knock on the door and gets up to see who it is. Low and behold it's none other than Daisy wearing a blue bikini top and demin daisy duke shorts. The Sweet Tea Bandit gets a smile on his face as the camera fades.

["Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann]

Denn-Mann takes a seat near the monitor and props his feet back.

DM:: Those were the days. Those were the days. Now I got a another thing goin on ridin with Delilah Ghost but I can remember many nights in many hotels, bars, strip joints and back alleys with any number of type of girls. Different lookin, different sizes. Fine and Frightful, or Slender or plump. White or Mexi, clean or nasty. Here's the thing and you probably know this about me Bandit, the Denn-Mann doesn't descriminate on his taste in women like Prima donnas like S-Bee or like lapdogs like Grundel. I got a good friend who owns a strip club. He brings in quality chicas if you know what I mean. Sweet Tea bandit should pop in there one day. After I deal with you on Goldpush I may give you his card so you can see some hot strippers. You dumb Dukeboy Bandit! Yes ah-Ha!


Dennis Mann holds a yellow business card up that looks like it has a sillouette of a naked woman on it.

[The Sweet Tea Bandit]

The Sweet Tea Bandit is sitting in his living room watching fed cup promos.

STB: Hay Yo! I've watched WpW, I remember back during the Heat Wave pay per view that fella that owns the strip club had his girls in a match. And you are right they are some fine, what did you call em, yeah right chicas.

All of the sudden you see the back of a blonde girls head pop up and down on the bottom of your screen.

STB: Never mind Daisy here, she's just showing big daddy a good time. And I might just have to take you up on that offer there bubba. Win or loose, I'll go and visit your friends club and see what he's got going on.

The Sweet Tea Bandit pushes Daisy's head back down as the camera fades.

[firebomb]

FB: SO the big guy, the redneck want the real fucking heel to enter the fed cup well then, i will enter, becouse the real bad guy is here to darw up the heat in the fed cup,Austin "Tex" Longhorn what happen lost your hat somewhere, Johnny Shouldas what the MOB work is slow, so no we have a a over the hill bodyguard, some broke back cowboys, a mob hit man and the real fucking heel all in the fed cup, and who knows now that I am here the whole wpw locker room might enter

[The Sweet Tea Bandit]

Daisy is still inbetween the legs of The Sweet Tea Bandit as he watches televison for promos for the fed cup.

STB: Hay Yo! Well lookie here, the roid freak himself Mr. Spelling Bee Queen FireBomb has come out from under his rock and entered in this here fed cup. Now it's on like a chicken bone. But I am a little scared, isn't he the one that's going to enter the TV title at Goldpush buck naked? And to think he was just talking about Broke Back Mountain. Was it as good of a movie as you thought it was going to be FB? Cause I ain't seen it and don't plan on seeing it. I'll leave those sappy cowboy love movies to those weirdo's out in San Fran.

Camera fades.

["Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann]

Th' Look Th' Size Dennis Mann smiles rubbing his hands together as he watches the monitor feeding him Fed Cup Promos.

"Th look, Th Size" Dennis Mann:: The challenge was made to Firebomb. I said you were a draw. Now you're entered in the match Firebomb. I showed you as the fool you are as AKA and now I lured you into Fed Cup. My PLAN worked. Draw? There are 10 other people in WPW who are bigger draws than you. But at least you weren't a coward. That's the word that set you off when I was AKA. Usin the word coward. I called SST a coward last year well before AKA was my alias, it brought him out of retirement. Now we're gonna see who's the cowards of WPW and who's not. World Champ? PDJ? Come on down to Fed Cup, Too scared? Gotta hide behind the "champion's mantle" so you don't have to wade in the murky waters. How about Tiddy Pee? You too scared to enter Fed Cup? On vacation again chumpsky? Where's the Big Gold Chump Grundel? Too afraid to enter a real contest. David Capital? He must be busy workin on legal briefs or busy with his hands in th Rainbow warrior's briefs. I'm callin everyone out in Fed Cup. Where's any of the Sexed up Trio? Tyger Lilly too busy gettin drilled in the keister by Grundel while suckin off S-Bee? Get in this match? Cowards. All of you. Stop hidin behind Board members, titles, or excuses. If you don't enter then it'll be known you're too scared to enter a match like Fed Cup. YES AH-ha!

Dennis Mann notices his time's up for now. The Camera fades but the challenge is made.

[firebomb]

FB: The Sweet Tea Bandit, just look at all the laddies i have been with, you are just some wantabe hick looking for exposeure well boy with me entering the fed, you will have the offers in the mail soon,big guy Denny Boy I could argree with you, not with making me look like a fool but World Champ PDJ being Too scared to enter the fed cup but then agean the boy don't help the boys at all, David Capital is just to full of himself to enter thius match but ya big boy Mann. I am not like SST i don't run and hide and I sure don't worry about you for I am the the Real Heel.