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Post by New Jersey Wrecking Crew on Mar 10, 2006 17:10:09 GMT -6
Austin is watching the goings on between STB and Dennis Mann with much interest. He puts down his beer and drops his cigar in the ash tray and looks up at the camera.
He smiles that cocky smile that we have seen many times before and leans back in his chair.
"Look at the big man. Dennis Mann that is... It seems that you do have some balls after all. I guess I was wrong about you...
Still I have no problem with what you say you know?
I dont care if you mock me because I am proud of where I came from and what I am and unlike you you 7"0 sack of s*** I dont underestimate my oppponents.
Which is what you and everyone else in the locker room does. And belive me when I say it will come back to haunt you.
I may not be a polished grappler. But I can go toe to toe with any other brawler on the roster.
I have been fighting all my life and I sure as hell aint gonna give up now.
So you better watch out all of you cos I dont take the ass whuppins I give em.
The cameras fade out.
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Post by "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann on Mar 10, 2006 18:39:37 GMT -6
Dennis Mann chuckles as he watches Austin Longhorn's Fed Cup conclude.
Denn-Mann:: Austin Longhorn? Underestimated? It's not underestimated when you aren't even worth talking about. You're WORTHLESS to WPW!!!! You're proud of bein a loser in WPW? Good for you chumpsky. You're proud you never beat ANYONE in WPW? Ok Loser. Firebomb even pointed out you lost your hat. Maybe you'll find since it's all you got.
Denn laughs.
Denn-Mann:: Ya claim everyone underestimates you in WPW? It's not underestimating when you are aren't worth a crappola and aren't even worth mentioning. If someone utters you're name in WPW it means you are OVERESTIMATED. My final take on you chumpstain Longhorn is that you say you don't take ass whuppins you give em. You've yet to GIVE ONE in WPW. It's not my height that's beatin you Longhorn it's everything else. Find someone you actually stand a chance against chumpsky! Firebomb and Tea-Bandit are in this match. YES Ah-Ha!
Denn-Mann kicks back knowing Austin Longhorn is too dumb to take good advice cause "Th Look Th Size" doesn't just have a sense of humor he's got a sharp tongue and a tough rep when it counts.
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Post by firebomb on Mar 11, 2006 3:45:24 GMT -6
FB: Tea-Bandit I have been lokking for a person to sale a stars and Bars t shirt to. Well I guess it goes down to the highest bidder, A hick a wantabe tuff man and the big guy, oh ya we have the Mafia hit man, all in the ring with me the Real heel, oh shit i just wish a tv auduence could have see me and Denn Mann lock up for the first time since the Rumble oh well I just have to bring a cam corder to ringside. Cause I am too hot to hande and too cold to hold, and if I said it nice I would just have to hit you twice.
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Post by "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann on Mar 11, 2006 12:19:24 GMT -6
"Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann has returned for another day at the Fed Cup monitors.
Denn-Mann:: The only one to utter a peep since yesterday is Firebomb? Th Big challenge too much for ol DC? Where's the Triple Penetration Trio of Lilly,S-Bee and Grundel? No World Champ PDJ to show he's really the best overall? How about Tiddy Pee? He must be busy bookin another vacation at the travel agentcy or callin a little kid stupid thinkin that's "defendin WPW". Where's Johnny Onyx? He must see THIS FED CUP has competition and is stayin on the down low. Dynamic Dynamite? Unless his music lyrics are playin karaole style for everyone and he's got his way under his conditions then he can't hang in competition like this. No Drifter, Rim-Job Trekker? Since he's not in Fed Cup then some trucker at a reststop along some highway must be getting Drifter's oral attention. Fed Cup is the one place where there's nothin to "dress things up". You either have it or you don't. Th Champs, PDJ, Grundel and S-Bee, Lost Soul, Lilly they all need smoke and mirrors. They can't just bring it STRAIGHT at people with no artificial flavors. Firebomb talks about the real deal. You're lookin at the real deal...THIS FED CUP! Get in it Chumpskies or you're a coward coverin up that you can't hang! Yes ah-HA!
The camera shuts off as Dennis Mann's time is up for now. Fed Cup isn't about pretty pictures or video it's about who's committed to bein best and at Fed Cup it's th BEST MANN AROUND "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann.
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Post by Ulie Red on Mar 11, 2006 13:58:12 GMT -6
Johnny Shouldas is sitting in his cheap hotel in Mobile wishing he could head on down to the coast and hook up with some hotties. Time seems to always fail us. But Johnny has found a little hot 30 something girl to spend his moments in Mobile with.
Johnny: So watcha' name again, hun?
Girl: Keri.
Johnny: Keri, you know I gotta do this Fed Cup thing, so I can't get to cumfortable witcha'.
Keri: It's cool. I just want to have a little fun and show you what Mobile is all about.
Johnny: Gotcha.
Keri walks into the hotel room bathroom to begin getting ready for the date, while Johnny sits and begins his promo.
Johnny: Guys, guys, guys, I really wish I could sit around an listen to you's cut those promos and rip em' back atya. But you's guys gotta understand, sometimes a man needs a lil' play with tha' work.
Johnny gives the cameraman a wink and points to his crotch and then to the bathroom.
Johnny: I will tell you's guys this though, I see everyone is jumpin in tha' Fed Cup to settle differences. Big man, Firebomb, this aint to place to do that, cause' this is Johnny Shoulda's ring. I'ma be there to drop you's guys like a bad sack of potatas'. These little feuds you got don't mean crap to me. So you's guys betta focus on me and
Fuggetaboutit.
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Post by firebomb on Mar 11, 2006 16:25:40 GMT -6
FB: The big Man Denny Mann might a little soft , but he is right, All the chumps of the wpw are afriaid to show up at a house show in Mobile,Alabama you take the tv cameras and the guys refuse why, becouse they are just in it for the money I 2nd the challange of world champion of PDJ to enter, what the worse thing that could happen, well I guess Johnny Shoulders could make look like a rookie again but hay take the chance boy,The Mafa hitman could make a name for himself, longhorn could make a name for himself. BIG Mann I will see you and we can settle some of the past.
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Post by Ulie Red on Mar 11, 2006 18:34:34 GMT -6
Johnny is seen coming back in from the bar with his current date Keri. They walk into the room where the cameras are still set up.
Johnny: Woah, you's guys are still here. I bet Roy Lee doesn't pay you's enough. I saw at tha' sports bar that Firebomb left a promo on Channel 88. Firebomb's callin' out all the Goldpush stars to join up in ta' fight here in Mobile. Sounds good to me, cause' guys, this is my kinda' match. I'll step in there against all of you's. This guy Firebomb must be pretty smart, cause' he's sayin' I'm gonna' make a name for myself if you's step up. Stranger things happen in tha dubya pee. You's could win tha Fed Cup from me even....Nah....
Fuggetaboutit.
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Post by "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann on Mar 11, 2006 19:08:18 GMT -6
Dennis Mann finishes off his plate of pasta.
Might what soft Firebomb? If you're sayin I'm soft chumpsky you just said something WRONG but that's nothing new for you. Johnny Spagetti goes and get him a couple a WHO-ers. Good for him. One day he may grow up to be just like me. YES ah-ha! The challenge to the champs in WPW is because Tea-Bandit, Longhorn, Firebomb and Johnny Spagetti aren't comeptition. Th World Champ's around. He knows all about Fed Cup. He's just gotta feel protected. Dynamite, Grundel, Lilly, all of em. Scared to wade into the real waters. Too scared to step into real competition. None of em ever stepped up to Fed Cup. A buncha cowards.
Denn hands his plate to a waiter and gets up from table.
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Post by Ulie Red on Mar 11, 2006 20:03:45 GMT -6
Johnny and his date sitting on the hotel room couch watching. Channel 88.
Keri: Did he call me a whore?
Johnny: I think so, hun.
Keri: Is that what I am to you?
Johnny: Naw, babe. I'm just looking for a good time is all.
Keri: A good time?
Johnny: Yeah. You seem like a fun girl to be around. Besides, I'ma show this overgrown baboon to watch who he's callin' a whore.
Keri: I'm out of here.
Johnny: Wait, Katy, don't go jus yet. I'ma call some room service and get us some wine.
Keri: It's Keri, not Katy.
Keri grabs her purse and starts to gather up her things.
Johnny: Damnit, Dennis Mann, now I'm pissed...and that's sumthin' you don't want. Keri wait, I got some money.....nevermind
Fuggetaboutit.
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Post by "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann on Mar 11, 2006 20:43:06 GMT -6
Denn-Mann watching the latest Spagetti promo laughs so hard he almost falls out of his chair.
Denn-Mann:: Whoa! Well that's about as much damage as you'll do to me. Johnny my boy, lookie here. I got a friendsky of mine owns a hot club down in Miami, we'll hook you up with some broads. I will say that Keri is sooooo very. That don't mean diddly since I go low standards. Yes ah-ha! Catch you chumpstains later!
Denn-Mann pulls out a business card and begins callin a number.
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Post by firebomb on Mar 12, 2006 2:58:31 GMT -6
FB: I not comeptition who was the one that knocked you out of the rumble boy, it was me,Denny Mann. I enterd this fed not for some spitoon trophy, oh no i am entering to settle some scores with, Mr. AKA, you think you made to look like a fool, but the fool was you becouse your didn't last towards the end it was me, but like you said you got low standards well thats fine, The Real Heel is here to kick some ass
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Post by The Sweet Tea Bandit on Mar 13, 2006 9:25:48 GMT -6
The Sweet Tea Bandit is outside in the barn feeding the chickens.
STB: Hay Yo! Gotta love the smell of chickens in the morning. Finally it looks like FireBomb has finished running his mouth. I can't wait for the house show and the fed cup match so I can shut him up. You know, I don't think I can wait till the house show, I know he's going to be pulling double duty with two matches at GoldPush. I think I'm going to be attending GoldPush and shut his mouth a little early.
The Sweet Tea Bandit just laughs as the camera fade.
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Post by Ulie Red on Mar 13, 2006 13:31:50 GMT -6
Johnny sits alone in his hotel. Feelings a little better after thinking of going to the Landing Strip in Miami.
Johnny: Sweet Tea Bagga' is talkin' like a big man again. But hey, I could care less about what he does to tha' Firebomb at Goldpush. Don't hurt him too bad though, I want him in that ring, so I can prove myself against all you's guys.
Oh, and Dennis Mann, I know that you's guys from the oWo know how to party. I can tell that from stuff I seen in tha' past. So yeah, we can take that little trip to Miami and check out those beach blanket bingo girls. Just we gotta' get this fight on first. Hell, I may try to dodge you in this whole thing so we got no hard feelins'. Nah.
Fuggetaboutit.
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Post by The Sweet Tea Bandit on Mar 13, 2006 14:02:12 GMT -6
The Sweet Tea Bandit is sitting in his farm house with the lovely Daisy sitting beside him. The camera is zoomed in on the upper body of the two. You can't see where Daisy's hand is but you can tell from the look on The Sweet Tea Bandit's face that's she's showing him a good time.
STB: Hay Yo! So Johnny "hasn't come" lately pops in and starts to run his mouth. Mr. "one time and one time only " fed cup champion wants to hang with Dennis Mann. I wouldn't trust that big dumb mother f*cker any further than I could throw him. Now I know I can throw him over the top rope but any further than that is up in the air. Do yourself a favor and Fuggetabout calling yourself two time fed cup champion cause it ain't going to happen bubba.
The Sweet Tea Bandit just smiles as the camera zooms down to see Daisy giving him a hand job. Fade to black.
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Post by HWM on Mar 13, 2006 16:16:11 GMT -6
All you motherfuckers quit running it, the legend has come from the abyss to destroy and run the gauntlet of this Fed Cup, Denn Mann the shithead from beyond, I'm coming to Alabama, to give you all a slight showing of "Southern Justice" and no redneck like A "T" L, or even that unjustified wasted of sperm Sponge Rob Firepants, no one despite their best efforts will remember who entered first or who entered last, they'll just remember the one who came in and eliminated every last one of your asses!
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Post by The Sweet Tea Bandit on Mar 13, 2006 16:38:50 GMT -6
The Sweet Tea Bandit is watching the latest fed cup promos when low and behold one from HWM comes on. The Sweet Tea Bandit can't stop laughing.
STB: Hay Yo! If it isn't Mr. Mulitple Personality Disorder himself, Henry W. Miller, or should I say HWM, or is it Hurricane Web Master. What a joke. Stay out of this kid, your in way over your head there bubba.
The Sweet Tea Bandit continues to laugh.
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Post by "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann on Mar 13, 2006 17:54:58 GMT -6
"Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann returns to the Fed Cup viewing room.
Denn-Mann:: Looks like I didn't miss much from the Donkies. Sweet tea talkin junk on HWM about split personalities should be a nominee for the "Matty Daniels Memorial Hypocrite Award" for the Sweet TeaSter. YES ah-ha!
Denn finishes the quick promo without even needing to mention Firebomb.
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Post by HWM on Mar 13, 2006 21:42:39 GMT -6
(Miller is seen backstage laughing) Remember folks I'm in this shit to win this, I don't need to do any tea bagging or bombing like all of Firebomb's ridiculous promos, no one count me out, or you will all get a taste of true "Southern Justice"
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Post by "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann on Mar 13, 2006 22:32:12 GMT -6
Dennis Mann sits back and laughs at the new slicked back 50's hairdo of HWM.
Good luck to you Donkey Tonk Dude. Th Hee-Haw Jackassky of WPW. You gots alots of catchin up to do to beat out Johnny Spagetti, Tea-Boy Hick Bandit and The Illiterate Firedud. Maybe you'll be there at the end against me but I doubt it,chumpsky YES ah-ha!
Denn-Mann turns out the light of the room and closes the door.
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Post by firebomb on Mar 14, 2006 3:39:23 GMT -6
FB: Anymore hicks want to enter mybe Kid rock could enter now that would be a match. So now we have 3 hicks, one a hillbilly, one is true hick, one is olil rich tycoon wantabe wrester that lost his cowboy hat, then we have a mafa hitman one AKA Denny Mann and the aka stands for Once was Also knowen as SBK's over rated body guard and me the real heel, well the fed cup is geting good but PDJ yet why is that chump, scared or just scared, what you don't want to play with the hostest thing around come on boy what are you waiting for, maybe you should have a sex change since you have no balls at all.
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Post by The Sweet Tea Bandit on Mar 14, 2006 7:37:43 GMT -6
The Sweet Tea Bandit just laughs at the recent activity in the fed cup promos.
STB: Hay Yo! The Donkey Tonk Man, now that's funny Dennis Mann but as it's been said before being funny won't win you this match. Well I take that back, it might win me the match. And then there's FireBomb calling out the world champ, PDJ. I agree but which one is it, is PDJ scared or just scared of the real heal. And go back to the store and get you a case of the hostest ding dongs, with all the ball talk that FireBomb diggity is talking about. Simple fact, The Sweet Tea Bandit will be at GoldPush to have a little one on one meeting with Dennis Mann, and then it's off to the house show to win the fed cup, bubba.
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Post by Ulie Red on Mar 14, 2006 10:07:19 GMT -6
Johnny sitting at the hotel bar....
Johnny: I'm bettin' the Sweet Tea Bagga' is gonna' use tha' fed cup to slop his hogs with if he won it. I'ma do all I can to keep my cup shiney an' clean. I aint lettin' nunna' you's guys tarnish that cup. Tha' rednecks, tha' big guys, or even tha' legends.
I'ma be the Fed Cup winna' in Mobile, Lexington, Miami, Memphis, or even at a Shipley's fricken' donuts. All the rest of you's guys can.......
Fuggetaboutit.
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Post by firebomb on Mar 14, 2006 11:42:09 GMT -6
FB:The Sweet Tea Bandit, well I like my tea Green, shit i like everything green Johnny Shouldas yo man Fuggetaboutitthere is no way in hell that you are going to walk out with the fed cup i going to takr that bowling trophy that we call the fed cup then I going smach the living shit of it, oh wait its a cup it's not living. Denny Mann me and you will settle this Henry W. Miller you hick have nothing compared to the real heel we will see ya all in Mobile,Alabama
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Post by Ulie Red on Mar 14, 2006 16:43:11 GMT -6
Johnny Shouldas loves a fight...
Johnny: Firebomba', you know you got no chance at this cup. It's mine. I'ma bet that Henry Milla makes it furtha' than you. He'll beat you just like he beat Tommy Kurinto....wait he didn't beat Kurinto. He'll beat you like he beat Johnny Onyx....wait he didn't win that one either. GRENDEL? Nope that one either....Wow, has Henry Milla' even won a match? Wait, have you even won a match Firebomb...Let's see Firebomb against Simon Terry....nope Simon won. Oh yeah, he did beat Tseng that one time. But hey, Tseng's not in this. Now let me see, Dennis Mann. Tha Denn Mann has won some matches, even some belts. Maybe he's gotta chance at winnin' this thing. Nah, he choked out when eva' Matt Daniels and Enigma wanted his tag titles....Then there's the Sweet Tea Bagga' he could show out a little. Hell he aint even had a match, much less won one. Then there's Austin Longhorn...I think maybe he won a match once. Nah....I'ma win.....
Fuggetaboutit.
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Post by HWM on Mar 14, 2006 17:16:49 GMT -6
All you motherfuckers have it all wrong, I am the greatest Big Gold Champ of all time, most of you haven't had gold around you, and never will, this fed cup will be added to my collection of trophies and belts. Denn Mann, oooh you're so scary, bitch please, I've seen guys like you come and go, and the whole AKA thing, so sad, it's just a small preview of where you're career is going, as for Firebomb, I don't care about the cat food and other shit you eat, you seem a little to worried about the actions of others outside the ring, it's just too bad I'm going to have to rattle some brains with a little "Southern Justice"
(Miller smirks, then walks away)
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Post by Ulie Red on Mar 14, 2006 17:29:13 GMT -6
Johnny watches the censored version of HWM's promo.
Johnny: Woah, such a lil' potty mouth Milla's got on him. Tha' greatest Big Gold Champ of all time......for what a month....five weeks....yeah pretty greata' champ if ya' ask me. Guess one of you's guys strucka' nerve with him though. Like ol' Shawny would say...funny ass sh*t. Hey, where's he at anyway? Maybe next week he can shut me up fa' good. Nah....
Fuggetaboutit.
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Post by HWM on Mar 14, 2006 18:49:04 GMT -6
(Miller laughs)
Aww... did little Johnny's momma put the parental block on his television so he wouldn't watch things that would infest his pea sized mind. Damn, dude lay off the porn and pay attention to what I'm about to say.............. f**k OFF! You are trying to be some italian cool guy, but appareantly you're too "perfect" to hear an uncensored promo? Good god Johnny, maybe if u want to make it in this buisness you're gonna hear a few things you don't like and don't agree with it, but that's cool man, does mommy still change your diaper and wipe your face when you can't eat without making a mess? SBK should be the last thing on your mind! I'm Henry W. Miller and I'm bringing Southern Justice to Atlanta.... bitches!
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Post by seismicshift on Mar 14, 2006 21:23:12 GMT -6
camera fades in on a man with a toothpick in his mouth
man: hey yo, i'm tony ruiz, ALSO KNOWN AS the sweet tea bandit! i'm gonna join denny mann and reform the owo, much to teh thrill of the sheep wpw fans and lockerroom. we'll have worked em all again.
the man spits out the toothpick
man: a new era is comin to wpw. a seismic shift here. those on top will step up or step-aside. and lame stunts like disguisin yourself as a sweet tea bandit aint gonna cut it for ruiz or anyone else
the man grins.
man: i guess i just spoiled a big suprise. here's somethin for you to keep in mind, ruiz: when your pretendin to be somone else, don't talk like yourself. know what i'm sayin man? HEY YO!
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Post by The Sweet Tea Bandit on Mar 15, 2006 7:14:03 GMT -6
The Sweet Tea Bandit is send on the landing strip getting ready to board his crop duster. He is wearing his overhauls and his confederate flag zorro mask. He notices the fed cup cameras and stops and turns towards them and begins to speak.
STB: Hayyayo! I heard some interesting promos last night before I went to bed. One in particular caught my attention from this guy with a toothpick in his mouth claiming to be Tony Ruiz. He then went on to claim that the Sweet Tea Bandit was Tony Ruiz hiding under a mask.
The Sweet Tea Bandit just bust out laughing.
STB: All this talk about sheep, reminds me I thought I saw someone out with the sheep yesterday, must have been that seismicshift dude spying on me. I guess he was too busy playing with the sheep to get any real facts.
The Sweet Tea Bandit laughs again.
STB:The Sweet Tea Bandit is Tony Ruiz, now that's something to laugh about.
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Post by Ulie Red on Mar 15, 2006 11:14:51 GMT -6
STB = Tony Ruiz? Nah. Seismicshift?
Johnny: You's guys are so fricken' funny. Some dude comes out clamin' that Sweet Tea Bagga' is Tony Ruiz. Man, I aint tha' smartest in the world, but even I know Ruiz couldn't pull off bein' a redneck hick. Then theys Henry W. Milla' who thinks he got a chance....thinks he hurt my virgin ears with his dirty talk. Man, somebody save that footage. That's fricken' funny too. All you's guys are just makin' my job so much more fun. I'm really enjoyin' tha stuff that's sprayin' around here. You's guys deserve to take my cup......Nah....
Fuggetaboutit.
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