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Heatwave PPV
Sun Sept 30,2012
Miami,FL
After the Heatwave theme song blares over the titantron we are taken to the announcers table where we see WPW Commentators Candace Calloway & Conner Young.
CC: Welcome WPW faithful to another exciting pay-per-view!!!
CY: I’m excited to see what transpires tonight, we have the WPW World Champion Frost defending the most coveted championship in this business in a Hell in a Cell Match as he battles T-Bomb and Marquee in a triple threat Hell in a Cell Match. He looks to have his hands full tonight.
CC: We also have a Battle Royale where the winner will determine the number one contender to face Sebastian for his Big Gold Championship!
CY: I’m so looking forward to that, also we have news on the winner of the Heatwave Miami Fed Cup! Evan Fantastic, younger brother of WPW World Champion Frost, has won the Fed Cup, beating out the likes of Shiva and Hephaestus. Looks like Evan is letting the world of WPW know that he’s climbing up in this business.
CC: Yes but he’s not on Frost’s level. He also needs to stay away from the Main Event Connor, I just feel that there’s a time and place for everything and….
Connor Young interrupts Candace Calloway.
CY: He’s showing the world that Frost possibly has some chinks in his legacy.
CC: He’s a five time World Champion and has won gold in every company he’s been part of.
CY: Just in we have reports that Heatwave Fed Cup Winner is backstage!
CC: What?! He’s not on the card?!!!
The cameras take WPW Viewers backstage where we see Evan Fantastic walking backstage.
Bruce Russo walks over to Evan Fantastic as he’s walking in the WPW Heatwave hallway.
BR: Evan Fantastic, what’re your thoughts on your brother calling you out on Silverstars and the fact that he’s in a Hell in a Cell Match tonight? Will you intervene?
Evan smirks and looks around, he has a bag and in his bag he pulls out one of the items.
EF: I’m not worried about that washed up has been that shares the same DNA as I. I’m the Fed Cup Champion and you know what? I’m going to do something that Frost never once did in his career.
BR: And what’s that?
EF: I’m going to face three legends of World Pro Wrestling and beat them tonight live at this Pay Per View Heatwave!!!
CC: What he can’t be serious!!
CY: Shh… let him finish.
EF: That’s right WPW faithful, I have contacted three WPW Hall of Famers and I’m going to face them all tonight!!!
BR: You plan on doing this all at once?
EF: Yeah, it’s going to be a fatal four way, no I’m going to pin or make each of them tap out in the middle of the ring.
Evan smirks and walks away.
CC: Wow!!! This PPV keeps getting better and better!
CY: I’ll say!
RA: The following contest is a Battle Royal to determine the number one contender for the World Pro Wrestling Big Gold Belt!!!! Introducing first standing in at six foot four inches, weighing in at two hundred and thirty pounds, from Hamilton by way of Toronto….. “The Aristocrat” Ocean!!!!
Lights flicker between black and gold as "Fast Lane" by Eminem and Royce Da 5’9 begins blaring, Ocean steps foot onto the WPW Entrance Ramp and pyro blast on the entrance ramp twice as Ocean gives a theatric roar on the ramp before making his way down to the ring, once he's inside the ring he sits in a corner awaiting the match to begin.
CC: The oldest brother of WPW Champion Frost. He looks to be in top notch shape.
CY: How many Frost’s are there? There’s Ocean, Frost, Evan…. Am I missing anyone?
CC: The youngest sibling and only sister Sierra.
CY: Let’s just hope they all don’t end up in WPW.
RA: Introducing second, from Miami…. Weighing in at over 400 lbs, he is a former Fed Cup Winner… Big Money!!!!
CC: Big Money is also a graduate from Frost’s wrestling school in Canada.
CY: He’s huge!!!
CC: For someone of his size and stature he’s very fast as well from what I’ve heard from others.
Big Money stomps down the ring looking around the crowd in disgust before sliding into the ring.
CC: Both graduates from Frost’s training school, apparently both had never sparred one another but apparently kept eyes on each other as both began to grow as professional wrestlers.
RA: Now introducing to the ring…. El Scootcho & Captain Madd!!!
Both men come down to the ring at the exact same time.
CY: I hope they both know that this is a Battle Royale and there will only be one winner to face Sebastian for the Big Gold Strap.
CC: Well you know what they say, “Team Work makes the dream work!”
The bells sound as the match begins, all four men look at one another, both Scootcho and Madd charge Big Money and attempt a double clothesline, however, Big Money doesn’t budge at all. He looks around, and both Scootcho and Madd attempt it again but this time Big Henry shoulder bumps both men, causing them to fall hard on their backs to the mat.
CY: The strength of Big Money!!!
Ocean simply looks at all three just studying his opponents.
CY: Ocean looks timid.
CC: No, he’s analyzing his opponents.
Big Money tosses Captain Madd towards Ocean, Ocean flips Captain Madd over his shoulders and tosses him over the ropes!!!
RA: Captain Madd has been eliminated!!!
Captain Madd looks around in disbelief. El Scootcho attempts to suplex Big Money but Big Money laughs and Powerbombs him out of the ring!!!
RA: El Scootcho has been eliminated!!!
CY: Oh my God!!! Did you see that?!!! What power!!!
CC: I hope Scootcho is alright….
CY: Who cares, I’m calling Big Money to win this and go on to face Sebastian, you can book it.
Big Money then turns to face Ocean, both men nod at one another and then circle around one another. They lock up and Big Money obviously gets the upper hand in the strength department as he shoves Ocean to the turnbuckle corner and rams his shoulder into Ocean’s stomach, he then attempts to toss Ocean over the ropes from the turnbuckle but Ocean kicks Big Money in the face, causing Money to take a few steps back.
CC: Big Money is staggered, Ocean runs towards him….
CY: But is met with a clothesline by Money!!!
Ocean is on the mat in the middle of the ring, Big Money picks him up and attempts to military press him but Ocean flips over Big Money and attempts to pick him up with his version of the Angle Slam.
CC: He’s going for the Tsunami!!!
Big Money doesn’t budge and ragdoll tosses Ocean across the ring near a turnbuckle, Ocean smirks and Big Money charges him, Ocean shows off his athletic ability as he leap frogs over Big Money, Big Money turns around and is met with several MMA sidekicks followed by a Shining Wizard.
CC: He just hit Big Money with the Six Paths of Pain!!!
Big Money is trying to crawl to get back to his feet, once he turns around Ocean charges at him but Money flips Ocean over!!!
CY: Ocean’s going to be eliminated!!!
Ocean flips over Big Money an Big Money assumes that he’s won but Ocean is hanging on to the ropes by just a thread, Big Money begins yelling for the ring announcer to “Crown him” but the announcer refuses, the fans begin to cheer as Big Money turns around and Ocean spring boards into the ring and missile dropkicks Big Money across the ring. Both men are down.
Fans: OCEAN! OCEAN! OCEAN! OCEAN!
Ocean slowly gets up at the same time that Big Money gets up and races toward him, Ocean lifts him up for the Tsunami but hits him with the move, but instead of Big Money hitting the mat, Big Money is sent over the top rope and falling out of the ring.
CY: You got to be kidding me!
CC: So much for your assumption of Big Money facing Sebastian!
RA: Here’s your winner and the new number one contender for the WPW Big Gold Championship Belt….. OCEAN!!!
“Fast Lane” plays as the referee raises Ocean’s hand.
CC: Ocean’s the number one contender for the Big Gold Championship!!!
Frost is seen backstage with his brother Ocean.
Frost: Congrats on the big win bro!
Ocean: Thanks man! I’m so ready to take on Sebastian. You ready for your match?
Frost: Just waiting to see who the hell Evan is going to face that’s considered a “Legend”
Frost laughs while holding the most coveted championship in sports, the WPW World Crown. Bruce Russo decides to walk in their direction.
BR: Frost, Ocean, what’re you’re thoughts on-
Frost: Hold that thought Brucie, because if you’re going to ask the People’s Choice what he thinks about his half-wit little brother, also known as the ass clown that is Evan Horrific I may have to shove my size eleven boot sideways and stick it straight up your American Ass!
BR: Oh. No I was going to ask you about your thoughts on Hall of Famer Shawn Strker’s comments about you on the most recent SilverStars and what’re your thoughts on-
Frost snatches Russo’s microphone.
Frost: The “Strykeback Kid” or shall I say “The Stryback Kid”
Frost poses as Shawn Stryker and mocks him while some of the fans in the audience laugh and others aren’t sure what to make of this gesture.
Frost: Look man, I’m not worried about him and how he feels I’m fading under pressure here in the WPW. As far as I’m concerned I’m the damn reason this company is still standing afloat. This ass clown is mad because I don’t get on my knees and BLOW him like so many of WPW Board of Directors have done, like so many HWO “cats” have done, or even NEW people, but I have news for you Shawn, you’re great hell you’re a Hall of Famer but you’re no Frost, there’s a reason they call me the God of Wrestling, it’s not because I haven’t faced top notch competition, no I’ve faced everyone thrown in my direction and I’ve beaten everyone I’ve faced. Yes, I’ve taken a few losses here and there but when it comes to professional wrestling there’s not a damn thing I wouldn’t do for this sport. My blood, sweat, and tears are put into this business. Whenever I lose to someone I make sure I avenge that loss and beat them….
The camera zooms in on Frost’s face.
Frost: That means I’m talking directly to you Shawn and that Pornhub bitch name Lucy. You guys beat me because Evan wanted to interfere in our match up, but you and I both know that without her help, I’d be standing here as not only the World Champ, but as one half of the tag team champions as well….
BR: I’m not sure Shawn Stryker is even in the building tonight bu-
Frost: It doesn’t matter if he’s not in the building tonight Bruski! Put that damn camera back on me before I make you and Russo the next Human Centipede, yes I’m talking to you Cameraman!
The cameraman adjusts the camera so only he’s in the camera frame.
Frost: Listen “Th Strykeback Kid” you’re old goods, you can’t bang anymore. You’re a shell of yourself. You’re Ron Jeremy, you were once the shit and now you’re just shit. I will cripple your ass if you really want to go ONE on ONE with…..
Frost removes the strap from his waist and holds it in the air as the fans chant “THE GREAT ONE!”. Frost then tosses Russo the microphone as he fumbles to catch it.
Ocean: Don’t drop the soap Russo!
Both Frost and Ocean walk away.
Frost: Congrats on the big win bro!
Ocean: Thanks man! I’m so ready to take on Sebastian. You ready for your match?
Frost: Just waiting to see who the hell Evan is going to face that’s considered a “Legend”
Frost laughs while holding the most coveted championship in sports, the WPW World Crown. Bruce Russo decides to walk in their direction.
BR: Frost, Ocean, what’re you’re thoughts on-
Frost: Hold that thought Brucie, because if you’re going to ask the People’s Choice what he thinks about his half-wit little brother, also known as the ass clown that is Evan Horrific I may have to shove my size eleven boot sideways and stick it straight up your American Ass!
BR: Oh. No I was going to ask you about your thoughts on Hall of Famer Shawn Strker’s comments about you on the most recent SilverStars and what’re your thoughts on-
Frost snatches Russo’s microphone.
Frost: The “Strykeback Kid” or shall I say “The Stryback Kid”
Frost poses as Shawn Stryker and mocks him while some of the fans in the audience laugh and others aren’t sure what to make of this gesture.
Frost: Look man, I’m not worried about him and how he feels I’m fading under pressure here in the WPW. As far as I’m concerned I’m the damn reason this company is still standing afloat. This ass clown is mad because I don’t get on my knees and BLOW him like so many of WPW Board of Directors have done, like so many HWO “cats” have done, or even NEW people, but I have news for you Shawn, you’re great hell you’re a Hall of Famer but you’re no Frost, there’s a reason they call me the God of Wrestling, it’s not because I haven’t faced top notch competition, no I’ve faced everyone thrown in my direction and I’ve beaten everyone I’ve faced. Yes, I’ve taken a few losses here and there but when it comes to professional wrestling there’s not a damn thing I wouldn’t do for this sport. My blood, sweat, and tears are put into this business. Whenever I lose to someone I make sure I avenge that loss and beat them….
The camera zooms in on Frost’s face.
Frost: That means I’m talking directly to you Shawn and that Pornhub bitch name Lucy. You guys beat me because Evan wanted to interfere in our match up, but you and I both know that without her help, I’d be standing here as not only the World Champ, but as one half of the tag team champions as well….
BR: I’m not sure Shawn Stryker is even in the building tonight bu-
Frost: It doesn’t matter if he’s not in the building tonight Bruski! Put that damn camera back on me before I make you and Russo the next Human Centipede, yes I’m talking to you Cameraman!
The cameraman adjusts the camera so only he’s in the camera frame.
Frost: Listen “Th Strykeback Kid” you’re old goods, you can’t bang anymore. You’re a shell of yourself. You’re Ron Jeremy, you were once the shit and now you’re just shit. I will cripple your ass if you really want to go ONE on ONE with…..
Frost removes the strap from his waist and holds it in the air as the fans chant “THE GREAT ONE!”. Frost then tosses Russo the microphone as he fumbles to catch it.
Ocean: Don’t drop the soap Russo!
Both Frost and Ocean walk away.
We are taken back into the ring as we see Evan Fantastic inside the middle of the ring…
EF: The following contest is a Fatal 4 Way match but what I’m going to do is pin each of these WPW Legends inside the squared circle tonight…..
CC: Oh my God, he’s one of the most annoying people I’ve ever heard.
CY: He’s the future of this business, sorry Frost, but you’re not going to outshine your brother.
EF: Introducing first, standing inside the ring tonight at about six feet two and three quarters of an inch, and weighing eh bout two hundred thirty pounds or so…. He is the Heatwave Federation Cup Winner, he is the Gold Scorpion… EVAN FANTASTIC!!!!
“Fantastic” by will.I.Am blares over the speakers and the fans begin booing Evan as he raises his arms in the air, he’s holding a bag, the same bag that he had backstage earlier in the show.
CC: Way too cocky….
CY: This is what I love about this business, guys like this not that stale product like his older Brother…..
EF: Now, allow me to introduce my challengers, the what you called WPW “Legends” introducing first…. Standing at six feet seven inches tall…. Weighing in at two hundred and seventy five pounds…… THE X RATED ICON…….
CC: Oh my God!!!
EF: Dynamic Dynamite!!!
“Who Run This” by Kingspade blares over the speakers, the fans go nuts until they see a midget with blonde hair and a fur coat stroll down to the ring, the fans then immediately begin to boo Evan Fantastic.
CC: What a classless act by Evan Fantastic.
CY: That was hilarious!!!!
EF: Now, introducing second…. “The Truth”….. Patrick Derek Jefferson…… also known as PDJ!!!!
“The Truth” by Beanie Siegel, plays and a African American Dwarf makes his way down the ring, Connor Young continues to laugh hysterically, The Midget Dynamic Dynamite continues to blow kisses at women in the crowd, once the dwarf PDJ walks into the ring he smiles and shows his gold teeth/grill and his PDJ chain.
CC: This is distasteful.
EF: And now….. the last challenger, who needs no introduction…… The Strykeback Kid….. Shawn Stryker!!!!
“f**k you Blind” by Kid Rock plays.
CC: I hope this is really……
CY: You got to be kidding me!? This is too hilarious!!!
Ron Jeremy, the world famous pornstar legend comes down to the ring!!!!
Some of the fans laugh, Evan is simply smiling inside of the ring, The Dwarf PDJ and the midget Dynamic Dynamite look confused. Once Ron Jeremy enters the ring he takes off his shirt and pretends to pose like Shawn Stryker.
CC: I hope Shawn Stryker, Angel, and Lucy all come in and kick their asses!!!! All four of them!!!
EF: Ok ring that damn bell and let’s get this show going!
Ding Ding Ding
Evan Fantastic looks at both Dwarf PDJ & Midget Dynamic Dynamite and clotheslines both men. He then puts the “X Rated Icon” Midget Dynamic Dynamite in his version of AJ Style’s Calf Killa
CY: He’s putting Dynamic Dynamite in the Golden Scorpion Deathlock!!!!
CC: That’s not the X-Rated Icon, and he better hope and pray that none of these stars sue him for defamation of character.
CY: Are you kidding me? This is the most comedy that anyone from WPW or its fans have seen in years!!!!
The midget Dynamic Dynamite taps the mat violently as Evan Fantastic finally decides to let go of the midget imposter before kicking him outside of the ring.
RA: Dynamic Dynamite has been eliminated!!!
Ron Jeremy is paying more attention to the women that he sees in the crowd and doesn’t know that Evan Fantastic is stomping his leg on the mat violently.
CY: Turn around Stryker! Evan has a surprise for you!!!
Ron Jeremy finally turns around, and is met with a “Strykeback Kick”/Sweet Chin Music, and goes down. Evan Fantastic covers him….
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RA: Shawn Stryker has been eliminated!!!
CC: What is wrong with this referee?! He needs to stop addressing these imposters as WPW Hall of Famers!!!
CY: Finally the dwarf PDJ gets back on his feet. It’s about time he got his lazy butt up!
Evan Fantastic turns PDJ over and kicks him in the gut, he then lifts him in the air and takes him out with the Underhook Brainbuster.
CY: He just took out PDJ with his own finisher! The Cloud Ten!!!!
CC: I’m getting really annoyed with you and you’re blatant disrespect along with Evan in calling these people by WPW Legends names, I’d like to see how you’d react if someone was to address you but poked fun at you by having some clown portray you.
Evan Fantastic covers.
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RA: Here is your winner…. Evan Fantastic!!!!
“Fantastic” by will.I.am blares over the speakers as the referee holds up Evan’s hand in the air. Evan Fantastic smirks and fans boo him and chant “Evan sucks! Evan Sucks!” Disgusted by the reactions that he’s receiving from the fans, he decides to demand a microphone and snatches one out of the hand of one of the WPW Officials.
EF: You people are despicable!!! I come out here and made this pay per view something worthwhile yet you suckers want to boo me and chant “Evan Sucks! Evan Sucks!” we how about this….. “You fans SWAL-LOW” clap,clap,clap,clap “You fans SWAL-LOW”clap, clap, clap, clap, clap
CC: Security get out here and escort this lunatic out off of WPW premises. Does he even have a contract here?
CY: He does now!
EF: Well, let me first say backtrack my steps and say to the WPW higher ups like Ryan, Lily, and that belligerent imbecile known as Benjamin Silverman….
Evan drops on his knees, pretending to cry.
EF: Please don’t sue me for my transgressions…
“No Church in the Wild” plays.
CY: What the hell is he doing out here?!
CC: Here’s the People’s Choice, WPW World Champion Frost!!!!
The fans begin chanting “Frosty! Frosty! Frosty! Frosty!” all throughout the arena, Evan looks around astonished at all the fans that love his older brother. Frost holds his WPW Championship across his shoulder and looks around as he’s standing on the ramp. He looks around, before slowly pacing back and forth on the ramp.
Frost: You came out here and played a little bait and switch game with the WPW Faithful? You have the nerve to bring out the three stooges and expect the fans not to be pissed at you? I hope WPW Ownership sues your ass or the Hall of Famers themselves come after you and mop the floor with your sorry ass inside the squared circle!!! You’ve won a WPW Fedcup and you stroll down the ring that those said names you mentioned earlier have paved the way for, do you expect to receive respect? Regardless of how I feel about the overdosing on Viagra Shawn Stryker he paid his dues in the wrestling world…..
CC: He’s speaking the truth.
CY: Whatever, he’s kissing up to the fans here.
EF: Brother, I have something for you…
Evan smirks and picks up his bag, he pulls out a hammer….
EF: How about you put your money where your mouth is…. And bring your ass down here!
Frost smirks on the ramp.
CY: He’s not going to walk down there…
Frost: You know, I wanted to shove my boot straight up your ass when you cost me and Ocean the Tag Team Titles, and now, there’s no Ocean… there’s no refs……
CC: Frost is walking down the ramp!!!
Frost: I’ll beat your sorry ass even with your damn fed cup trophy and hammer!!!
Frost drops his microphone and holds his World Championship in his right hand, clinching his fist violently. Frost races down to the ring and the arena erupts. Evan leaps out of the ring with his bag and hops over the guardrails entering the crowd as fans boo him.
CC: He didn’t want any part of Frost.
CY: He’s being smart, he’s picking his battles like any true tactician would do.
Frost stands in the middle of the ring motioning his younger brother to “Bring it” as he paces back and forth and his theme music blares over the speakers…
EF: The following contest is a Fatal 4 Way match but what I’m going to do is pin each of these WPW Legends inside the squared circle tonight…..
CC: Oh my God, he’s one of the most annoying people I’ve ever heard.
CY: He’s the future of this business, sorry Frost, but you’re not going to outshine your brother.
EF: Introducing first, standing inside the ring tonight at about six feet two and three quarters of an inch, and weighing eh bout two hundred thirty pounds or so…. He is the Heatwave Federation Cup Winner, he is the Gold Scorpion… EVAN FANTASTIC!!!!
“Fantastic” by will.I.Am blares over the speakers and the fans begin booing Evan as he raises his arms in the air, he’s holding a bag, the same bag that he had backstage earlier in the show.
CC: Way too cocky….
CY: This is what I love about this business, guys like this not that stale product like his older Brother…..
EF: Now, allow me to introduce my challengers, the what you called WPW “Legends” introducing first…. Standing at six feet seven inches tall…. Weighing in at two hundred and seventy five pounds…… THE X RATED ICON…….
CC: Oh my God!!!
EF: Dynamic Dynamite!!!
“Who Run This” by Kingspade blares over the speakers, the fans go nuts until they see a midget with blonde hair and a fur coat stroll down to the ring, the fans then immediately begin to boo Evan Fantastic.
CC: What a classless act by Evan Fantastic.
CY: That was hilarious!!!!
EF: Now, introducing second…. “The Truth”….. Patrick Derek Jefferson…… also known as PDJ!!!!
“The Truth” by Beanie Siegel, plays and a African American Dwarf makes his way down the ring, Connor Young continues to laugh hysterically, The Midget Dynamic Dynamite continues to blow kisses at women in the crowd, once the dwarf PDJ walks into the ring he smiles and shows his gold teeth/grill and his PDJ chain.
CC: This is distasteful.
EF: And now….. the last challenger, who needs no introduction…… The Strykeback Kid….. Shawn Stryker!!!!
“f**k you Blind” by Kid Rock plays.
CC: I hope this is really……
CY: You got to be kidding me!? This is too hilarious!!!
Ron Jeremy, the world famous pornstar legend comes down to the ring!!!!
Some of the fans laugh, Evan is simply smiling inside of the ring, The Dwarf PDJ and the midget Dynamic Dynamite look confused. Once Ron Jeremy enters the ring he takes off his shirt and pretends to pose like Shawn Stryker.
CC: I hope Shawn Stryker, Angel, and Lucy all come in and kick their asses!!!! All four of them!!!
EF: Ok ring that damn bell and let’s get this show going!
Ding Ding Ding
Evan Fantastic looks at both Dwarf PDJ & Midget Dynamic Dynamite and clotheslines both men. He then puts the “X Rated Icon” Midget Dynamic Dynamite in his version of AJ Style’s Calf Killa
CY: He’s putting Dynamic Dynamite in the Golden Scorpion Deathlock!!!!
CC: That’s not the X-Rated Icon, and he better hope and pray that none of these stars sue him for defamation of character.
CY: Are you kidding me? This is the most comedy that anyone from WPW or its fans have seen in years!!!!
The midget Dynamic Dynamite taps the mat violently as Evan Fantastic finally decides to let go of the midget imposter before kicking him outside of the ring.
RA: Dynamic Dynamite has been eliminated!!!
Ron Jeremy is paying more attention to the women that he sees in the crowd and doesn’t know that Evan Fantastic is stomping his leg on the mat violently.
CY: Turn around Stryker! Evan has a surprise for you!!!
Ron Jeremy finally turns around, and is met with a “Strykeback Kick”/Sweet Chin Music, and goes down. Evan Fantastic covers him….
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RA: Shawn Stryker has been eliminated!!!
CC: What is wrong with this referee?! He needs to stop addressing these imposters as WPW Hall of Famers!!!
CY: Finally the dwarf PDJ gets back on his feet. It’s about time he got his lazy butt up!
Evan Fantastic turns PDJ over and kicks him in the gut, he then lifts him in the air and takes him out with the Underhook Brainbuster.
CY: He just took out PDJ with his own finisher! The Cloud Ten!!!!
CC: I’m getting really annoyed with you and you’re blatant disrespect along with Evan in calling these people by WPW Legends names, I’d like to see how you’d react if someone was to address you but poked fun at you by having some clown portray you.
Evan Fantastic covers.
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RA: Here is your winner…. Evan Fantastic!!!!
“Fantastic” by will.I.am blares over the speakers as the referee holds up Evan’s hand in the air. Evan Fantastic smirks and fans boo him and chant “Evan sucks! Evan Sucks!” Disgusted by the reactions that he’s receiving from the fans, he decides to demand a microphone and snatches one out of the hand of one of the WPW Officials.
EF: You people are despicable!!! I come out here and made this pay per view something worthwhile yet you suckers want to boo me and chant “Evan Sucks! Evan Sucks!” we how about this….. “You fans SWAL-LOW” clap,clap,clap,clap “You fans SWAL-LOW”clap, clap, clap, clap, clap
CC: Security get out here and escort this lunatic out off of WPW premises. Does he even have a contract here?
CY: He does now!
EF: Well, let me first say backtrack my steps and say to the WPW higher ups like Ryan, Lily, and that belligerent imbecile known as Benjamin Silverman….
Evan drops on his knees, pretending to cry.
EF: Please don’t sue me for my transgressions…
“No Church in the Wild” plays.
CY: What the hell is he doing out here?!
CC: Here’s the People’s Choice, WPW World Champion Frost!!!!
The fans begin chanting “Frosty! Frosty! Frosty! Frosty!” all throughout the arena, Evan looks around astonished at all the fans that love his older brother. Frost holds his WPW Championship across his shoulder and looks around as he’s standing on the ramp. He looks around, before slowly pacing back and forth on the ramp.
Frost: You came out here and played a little bait and switch game with the WPW Faithful? You have the nerve to bring out the three stooges and expect the fans not to be pissed at you? I hope WPW Ownership sues your ass or the Hall of Famers themselves come after you and mop the floor with your sorry ass inside the squared circle!!! You’ve won a WPW Fedcup and you stroll down the ring that those said names you mentioned earlier have paved the way for, do you expect to receive respect? Regardless of how I feel about the overdosing on Viagra Shawn Stryker he paid his dues in the wrestling world…..
CC: He’s speaking the truth.
CY: Whatever, he’s kissing up to the fans here.
EF: Brother, I have something for you…
Evan smirks and picks up his bag, he pulls out a hammer….
EF: How about you put your money where your mouth is…. And bring your ass down here!
Frost smirks on the ramp.
CY: He’s not going to walk down there…
Frost: You know, I wanted to shove my boot straight up your ass when you cost me and Ocean the Tag Team Titles, and now, there’s no Ocean… there’s no refs……
CC: Frost is walking down the ramp!!!
Frost: I’ll beat your sorry ass even with your damn fed cup trophy and hammer!!!
Frost drops his microphone and holds his World Championship in his right hand, clinching his fist violently. Frost races down to the ring and the arena erupts. Evan leaps out of the ring with his bag and hops over the guardrails entering the crowd as fans boo him.
CC: He didn’t want any part of Frost.
CY: He’s being smart, he’s picking his battles like any true tactician would do.
Frost stands in the middle of the ring motioning his younger brother to “Bring it” as he paces back and forth and his theme music blares over the speakers…
RA: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the WPW All Time Television Championship! Introducing first, from The Bay… Currently residing in Miami… Shiva!!!
Hyphy by Federation blasts over the PA system and Shiva comes out jiving towards the ring dancing and shaking her body as she is wearing a power Blue spandex sport bra with matching tights.
CY: God she’s gorgeous!!!
RA: Introducing second, from parts unknown, weighing in at 215 lbs…. Hephaestus!!!
Hephaestus strolls down to the ring with his hoodie covering most of his face, he’s greeted by most fans with boos.
RA: And finally, from Phoenix Arizona, weighing in at 210 lbs…. he is your reigning and defending WPW All Time Television Champion of the World…… Joel Thunder!!!!
The opening to 'Thunderstruck' by ACDC hits the p.a. to a chorus of boos. Joel Thunder then appears from the backstage without any recognition of the crowd. He stops at the top of the rampway and then throws down his fist to the ground as a giant silver pyro explodes behind him. Thunder then proceeds to head down to the ring, ignoring the fans jeers on his way.
The opening to 'Thunderstruck' by ACDC hits the p.a. to a chorus of boos. Joel Thunder then appears from the backstage without any recognition of the crowd. He stops at the top of the rampway and then throws down his fist to the ground as a giant silver pyro explodes behind him. Thunder then proceeds to head down to the ring, ignoring the fans jeers on his way.
Once inside the ring Thunder, Shiva, and Hephaestus look at one another as the bell sounds, Shiva and Hephaestus both charge at Thunder and both kick him in the gut, they send him to the ropes, Thunder bounces off the ropes and double clotheslines both Shiva and Hephaestus, Shiva rolls out of the ring and Hephaestus attempts to get up but Thunder grabs Hephaestus by the head and nails him on the ground with a running bulldog.
Joel Thunder lifts Hephaestus up and Irish Whips him to the ropes, Hephaestus holds onto the ropes with both of his arms, Thunder charges him but Shiva yanks Hephaestus out of the ring, causing Hephaestus to hit the mat on his facemask, he holds his face as he’s outside of the ring. Shiva uses this opportunity to low blow Hephaestus!
CY: Cheap shot!!!
Hephaestus drops on his knees while still outside the ring with Shiva but Joel dives out of the ring, catches Shiva by the head and takes her down with a Swinging DDT!!!!
CC: What a maneuver by the reigning All Time Champ!!!
All three combatants are down on the outside of the ring. After several seconds Hephaestus and Shiva are the first ones up, Shiva attempts a clothesline on Hephaestus but Hephaestus ducks and Shiva runs into the outside of the turnbuckle, causing her to fall down again and crash into the steel steps.
CY: Nice counter by the aloof one Hephaestus!
Hephaestus grabs Joel Thunder and tosses him into the ring, Hephaestus slides into the ring and attempts a pin.
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CC: Thunder kicks out!!!
Hephaestus begins to look perturbed and begins stomping on Thunder’s head repeatedly. He smirks but is thrown off guard when Shiva wraps him up in a small package!!!!
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Hephaestus kicks out! Once he kicks out he races toward Shiva but Shiva takes him down almost immediately with a leg sweep.
CC: He’s taking a lot of punishment on the facemask by Shiva.
CY: She’s getting lucky, Hephaestus is just being caught off guard.
Shiva leaps up and turns to face a charging Joel Thunder who she immediately takes down with a Cart Wheel Kick. Shiva walks over to the turnbuckle and looks down.
CY: She’s attempting “Off the Heezy!!!”
CC: Hephaestus leaps onto the turnbuckle though!!! Now he’s attempting to suplex her off the top rope… no! He’s attempting the Buried Beneath the Flames from the top rope.
Shiva attempts to distract Hephaestus by attempting to kiss him but Hephaestus headbutts her, he then attempts to suplex her into the ring by Joel Thunder gets to his feet and goes underneath Hephaestus.
CY: What’s he attempting to do?!!!
CC: He’s going for a double power bomb!!!!
Thunder lifts Hephaestus up which causes Hephaestus to fall back still having Shiva locked in from an attempted suplex. All three fall down from the epic double powerbomb by Thunder. All three lay down on the map.
CY: Who’s going to get up first?!!!!
Slowly, Hephaestus and Shiva are the first ones to rise to their feet slowly, both look at one another and begin exchanging blows.
CC: Shiva hits Hephaestus with a left! Then a right! She’s on a roll!!!
She attempts a clothesline but Hephaestus ducks and hip tosses Shiva out of the ring, Hephaestus sees Thunder rising to his feet and takes him down with the BBTF!!!! Hephaestus covers!!!
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RA: Here’s your winner and the new WPW All Time Television Champion…. Hephaestus!!!
The referee raises Hephaestus left hand, and then gives him the All Time Television Belt which he holds in the air proudly.
CY: He did it!! He’s won the All Time belt!!!
RA: Ladies and gentlemen, the moment you’ve all been waiting for……
The fans in attendance are all cheering, the lights flash all throughout the arena as the lights dim and the Hell in a Cell Cage is lowered.
RA: The following contest if your Main Event of the evening, it is a triple threat Hell in a Cell match and is for the WPW World Championship…….. introducing first, from Atlanta Georgia, weighing in at 231 lbs…. Marquee!!!!
"Hate Me Now" begins to play as Marquee walks out onto the rampway. Behind him a shower of purple pyro comes from the floor up. At this point Marquee bends down to one knee, points at himself, and shakes his head up and down. He walks inside the ring and stands on each corner as he listens to a chorus mixture of cheers and boos from the crowd.
CC: Marquee doesn’t look happy, he looks focused. After being pinned by T-Bomb at Wrestival Six he’s not been a happy camper.
CY: T-Bomb beat him but it was a back and forth contest, let’s hope either him or T-Bomb can finally put Frosty the Snowman to rest and secure the most prestigious prize in all of sports.
RA: Introducing second, from Las Vegas Nevada, weighing in at 235 lbs…. he’s the Bushido Warrior, T-Bomb!!!!
“Bombs Away” by DJ Shadow blares over the WPW Tron as T-Bomb makes his way down to the arena, he makes his way to the ring, greeted heavily by cheers.
CY: Frost lucked out, T had the match at Wrestival.
CC: So you’re calling his win a fluke?
CY: If the shoe fits…..
RA: And now, introducing, your reigning WPW World Champion….. from Toronto, Ontario…. Weighing in at 225 lbs, he is The People’s Choice……. FROST!!!!!
All arena lights briefly are off as “No Church in the Wild” begins playing, the chorus shortly begins to play ten seconds later. Once the chorus plays, aqua lights flash all throughout the arena along with white lights. Once the first verse hits, on the left and right side of the entrance ramp, aqua pyrotechnics begin shooting up repeatedly. In the middle of the entrance ramp, the stage elevator elevates Jack Frost into the middle of the entrance ramp, he's wearing an aqua robe covered with 700 rhinestones. The robe is trimmed with about a hundred peacock feathers. Jack raises his head and proceeds to walk down the aisle slowly, he then walks up the steel steps, he looks into the crowd before officially entering the ring. Once inside the ring he walks into the middle of the ring and spreads out his arms so it appears winglike. The inside of the robe is made up of thousands of sequins)
CY: Cocky sumbitch, hope T rips his feathers in half in that ring!!!!
The Hell in a Cell is locked by the WPW Security and referees.
CC: Sumbitch? Did you mean son of a bitch?
CY: …….
Ding Ding Ding
The three men look at one another, realizing what’s on the line, the arena is roaring with cheers from ringside to the nosebleeds, Marquee, bites down on his bottom lip and charges T-Bomb.
CY: Marquee wants payback!!!
T-Bomb knees Marquee in the gut and Irish Whips him to Frost who powerslams him to the mat, Marquee scurries to his feet and is leveled by both T-Bomb and Frost, sending him outside of the ring with a double clothesline.
CY: Dammit!!! Don’t team up with the enemy T-Bomb!!!!
Frost then glances at T-Bomb, T-Bomb gets in his stance while Frost raises his right arm out and moves his hand practically saying “Bring It”, T-Bomb charges Frost and slugs him across the jaw, Frost takes a step back before nailing T with a vicious jab.
CC: This is fair game! Both men are going at it with everything they’ve got!!!!
Frost attempts to send T-Bomb to the ropes but T holds onto Frost’s arm and slings him to the ropes, Frost bounces from the ropes T-Bomb lifts Frost over him which sends Frost crashing to the outside of the ring, near the steel mesh. T-Bomb then rolls out of the ring and yanks Frost by his hair but Marquee lowblows T before slamming his head into the steel mesh which causes T to fall back.
CY: Wait, he’s bleeding!!!!
CC: No kidding!!!!
Marquee rolls T-Bomb into the ring and attempts a quick pin.
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CY: Early kick out by T-Bomb!!!
CC: Remember folks, this is one pin fall, much more is at stake in this match than in the previous encounter of these three men, they’re going to have to give their blood, sweat, and tears in order to come out on top, as the WPW World Champion.
CY: Thanks for the info DVR, now let’s get back to the match okay?
CC: Must be that time of the month again.
CY: Excuse me?
CC: You heard me.
CY: You’re the woman at the announcers table not me.
CC: Did I pinch a nerve?
CY: Not by a long shot.
Marquee attempts the pin once more but this time Frost springboards from the outside of the ring and missile dropkicks Marquee before he can attempt the pin.
Fans: Frosty! Frosty! Frosty! Frosty!!!
Frost rises first, he grabs Marquee and chops him in the chest before running him to the ropes and sending him to the turnbuckle, he races toward Marquee in an attempt for a stinger splash but Marquee evades and backdrops Frost in the center of the ring.
Fans: Boo!!!!
Marquee embraces the hate as he yells “Hate Me Now”
CC: He shouldn’t be so comfortable.
T-Bomb stands behind Marquee and German Suplexes him, T-Bomb lifts him back up and German Suplexes him once more.
CY: He’s going to go for a third one!!!
T-Bomb lifts Marquee up and successfully executes a third consecutive German Suplex, only this time Marquee is sent out of the ring and clashes against the steel mesh.
CY: We have to see that again on the WPW Tron!!!!
The WPW Tron shows the replay several times.
CC: Marquee is out cold!!!
T-Bomb exits the ring and looks at the Hell in a Cell door, he then glares at Marquee who’s back badly bruised with small amounts of blood near the shoulder.
CY: I’m not sure I like what he’s thinking.
CC: I bet the fans do though.
T displays a sinister smirk while pacing over to the heavily bruised Marquee, he yanks him by his neck and runs over to the door, slamming his head onto the steel door, T takes Marquee again and slams his head twice more before attempting to whip Marquee into the door but Marquee reverses and sends T-Bomb crashing into the door, causing it to bust open in the process.
Marquee takes a few minutes to gather himself.
CY: He’s lost a ton of energy.
Marquee slowly limps over to the outside of the Hell in a Cell and grabs T-Bomb, slamming the MMA Champion onto the wrestling barricades before taking his battered body and slamming him on the outside steel mesh.
Frost is seen strolling out of the inside of the ring to the outside in attempt to get in on the action, he lunges at Marquee who ducks and knees him in the chest before attempting the Grand Marquee which is countered by Frost with an elbow to the jaw followed by a vicious DDT to the arena floor.
CY: Lights out!!!!
The WPW Tron shows another replay of the vicious DDT. Frost walks back into the ring and pulls out a steel chair from underneath the ring apron.
CY: He can’t do that!!!
CC: Actually he can, this is a Hell in a Cell match after all Conner.
CY: What kind of champion solely relies on weapons in order to win titles?
CC: I wouldn’t say that he solely relies on titles, he’s proved that he’s a fighting champion, and that’s what he’s proving yet again tonight.
Frost makes it out of the Hell in a Cell but before he can even reach Marquee he’s speared by T-Bomb which causes Frost to drop the chair and flip over.
CC: Holy shit!!!
The WPW Tron shows three replays of the vicious and unforgiving spear. T-Bomb stands back up and roars while he grabs Frost’s right leg and applies a single leg lock to his downed appointment. Frost is yelling in pain but the submission is stopped as Marquee takes the chair and nails T across the head with it, he then takes the chair and whacks Frost with it as well.
CC: Both T-Bomb and Frost are out of it!!!
CY: Will Marquee capitalize on this?!!!
Marquee drops the chair and picks up the bloodied Frost by his hair, he lifts him up and front suplexes him on the barricade. Frost wraps his arms around his waist in severe pain.
CY: Marquee is in complete control of this match right now.
Marquee approaches T-Bomb who is on his knees, T jabs Marquee in the gut, causing Marquee to back up a few feet,
CC: T-Bomb is a fighter and he’ll do anything to win his first WPW World Championship.
CY: As will Marquee, who prophesized that he’ll walk away with the World title belt.
CC: But that prophecy was for Wrestival, looks like someone’s not a real prophet….
CY: ….
T Bomb is now able to get on his feet, he’s on level with Marquee.
CC: Both men are trading blows!!!
CY: Left hook by T Bomb!
CC: Right hook by Marquee!
CY: Left jab by T-Bomb!!!
CC: Right jab by Marquee!!!
Marquee attempts a spinning wheel kick by T Bomb catches Marquee’s leg and T-Bone suplexes him onto the steel cage mesh.
CC: What a T-Bone Suplex!!!
T-Bomb walks over to Frost who’s still aching in pain and lifts him into the air.
CY: Stalling suplex!!!
Frost flips over T-Bomb’s head and takes him down with a thunderous pele kick!!! All three men are down outside of the Hell in a Cell.
Fans: Let’s go Frosty!!!
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Clap! Clap! Clap!!
Fans: Let’s go Frosty!!!
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Clap! Clap! Clap!!!
The chants continue as all three men are on the floor. Frost begins crawling around the same time as Marquee begins crawling. Marquee, realizing how close he is to his enemies, decides to immediately begin climbing the cage.
CC: Marquee’s going up the cage?
CY: He’s trying to distance himself genius.
CC: More like run out of energy, what’s he going to do from up there if T and Frost pin one another? He won’t be able to break up the pin you know.
CY: Marquee will always find an ace up his sleeve.
Marquee is immediately booed upon arriving at the top of the Hell in a Cell, he looks down at T and Frost and laughs at both men. Frost begins slowly climbing the steel mesh in order to reach the top.
CY: I hope he falls, breaks his back, and is unable to participate in WPW for the rest of his life.
CC: Wow…..
CY: I’m not wishing him harm or anything like that I just hate that cocky prick.
CC: Wow…..
CY: Can you stop saying that?
CC: You need serious help….
Marquee is patiently waiting for Frost to get to the top, once Frost is near the top Marquee races over to him and baseball slide kicks him before he reaches the very top which causes Frost to tumble backward all the way down to the ring floor!!!
CY: I’m getting my wish!!!
The fans are shocked and have no idea what just happened, all they realize is the reigning World Champion is out cold after falling from the top of the cage! Meanwhile, while this was going on, T-Bomb was climbing on the other side of the cage and finally reaches the top, he turns Marquee around and attempts to Military Press Him off the top of the Hell in a Cell.
Fans: Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!!!
CY: He’ll kill him!!!
CC: I’m surprised that you’d care.
CY: Shut up.
Marquee is able to counter with an Grand Marquee attempt which T counters with a vicious spinebuster on top of the Hell in a Cell. He then follows this up with a camel clutch, Marquee yells as he’s in agony at the moment.
CY: He’s going to tap up there!!!!
T-Bomb releases the hold and drags Marquee’s body to the center of the Hell in a Cell.
CC: I think he’s going to send him through it!!!
T-Bomb lifts Marquee up in the center of the cage and powerbombs him! Creating a huge dent in the middle of the cage.
CY: T-Bomb is going to try again!!! He’s going to send him through the middle of the Hell in a Cell!!!!
CC: Wait a minute!!!
The crowd begins cheering as a battered, bruised, and bloodied Frost begins climbing the Hell in a Cell.
CY: What?! That’s impossible!!!
T-Bomb isn’t paying attention as he attempts to powerbomb Marquee once more, Frost arrives at the top of the cell and spears him!!!
CC: He hit the Frost Strike!!!
All three men are down in the middle of the top of the Hell in a Cell Cage.
Fans: Frosty! Frosty! Frosty! Frosty!!!
Frost springs back up and the fans are cheering.
CY: Are you kidding me?
Frost takes Marquee by his hair and tosses him over the Hell in a Cell!!!
CY: Oh God no!!!
Marquee crashes into the WPW Announcers Table!!!!
CY: Damn him!!!
Fans: WPW! WPW! WPW!!!
The WPW Tron shows three replays. After the replays are shown Frost slides T-Bomb into the middle of the Cell, he then looks at the fans as he loosens his elbow pad.
CC: He’s going for the Galvanizing Elbow from the top of the Hell in a Cell!!!
Frost takes off his right elbow pad and sends it into the crowd, he then runs to the edge of the left side of the cage before running back over to T and running to the edge of the right side of the cage, when he returns he hits the devastating maneuver which sends both men crashing down to the middle of the ring.
CY: He just keeps breaking things!!! First the announcers table, and now the Cage!!!
CC: It looks like you’ve had an accident Connor.
CY: Wh-what? No that was just my Dasani Water Bottle that spilled on my pants when Marquee came down.
CC: You’re bottles not even open.
Inside the ring, Frost takes his arm and places it over T-Bomb.
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RA: Here’s your winner and still the World Pro Wrestling World Champion…… The People’s Choice… FROST!!!!!
Frost’s theme song plays as he’s awarded with his World Championship, he raises his hands in the air.
CC: Now do you think his reigns a fluke?
CY: Meh, I’m still not convinced.
CC: Well he made you piss in your pants.
Frost continues to celebrate inside of the ring as Heatwave goes off the air….
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All matches & Segments were written and produced by Frost.
All matches & Segments were written and produced by Frost.