Post by Lucille Ulisse Commito on Aug 25, 2012 3:35:02 GMT -6
(We fade into the Angel of the Sky as Angel and Lucy are flying on Firebomb’s private 747 plane named after his beloved daughter, as they are sitting down in the entertainment room of the plane or as Firebomb likes to call it the bridge since it resembles the Star Track Bridge As the Dangerous Duo, have broken into Firebomb private stash of Cognacs and cigars, not the General bar but his own stuff that he uses for himself and a few loyal men of his As Angel and Lucy are each smoking a Black Dragon Gurkha cigar and a bottle of Hennessy Beaute du Siecle Cognac in front of them and another empty bottle of Henri IV, Cognac Grande Champagne)
Angel: My Dad is going to f(censored)king kill us!
Lucy: Why were adults! And free after all this America
Angel: For A few more minutes, this his private stuff he is like Jewish over this shit, Only Shawn, Drifter and Simon gets to drink this stuff with him!
Lucy: So, your Shawn’s wife and I am his tag partner, so were just taking his share, plus we have drink couple grand of his liquor before and he didn’t have a problem with it in the past!
Angel: These Cigars cost $1,150 each only 5 boxes were ever made and dad owns 2 of them and that bottle we killed was 2 million dollars. And this one we are working on is 200 grand!
Lucy: So if he didn’t want you have any of this why would he give you a key to it!
Angel: Key ,I picked the lock!
Lucy: Well I can pay for the cigar and half the bottles!
Angel: Half!
Lucy: You’re the f(censored)king model and married to Shawn! You richer then me!
Angel: f**k it who care if dady wants to chage oh well were rich,pluss I will just blame Flea!
Lucy: Like you were always blaming me?
Angel: Hey, At least we didn’t roll a blunt with the cigars!, Oh my god I still remember that day, Daddy whipped my ass!
Lucy: You enjoyed it!
Angel: No I me he whip my ass with a belt for like 10 mins my ass was red I couldent even sit down yet alone have sex for weeks!
Lucy: I thought I was a slut, you had sex at 12!
(As Angel cups her breasts)
Angel: the minute I got these I started f(censored)king! Did you see the last promo from Ocean?
Lucy: No I taped it ! I saw the end though I just didn’t understand the Marky Mark pimp step daddy bit!
Angel: Bad attempt of making fun of us and Daddy, I think was comparing Daddy to that white rapper guy!
Lucy: Who Vanilla Ice!
Angel: Don’t you dare make fun of Vanilla Ice; I would f**k him in a second back in the day!
Lucy: Why don’t you make it happen then?
Angel: Cause he is not hot anymore and I’m not a slut bitch!
(As Angel turns on the TV and plays a video)
Angel: This is Markey Mark
( As Angel starts dancing with Lucy intill the music stops at the end of the song and Angel sits down as so does Lucy)
Angel: Now where is the Camera in this bitch, we got some business to do!
(As the Camera is set up the begin to tape, as the camera zooms in on a headshot of Angel and Lucy)
Lucy: Hi, remember us I guess I am the bleach blonde douchebag, wait my hair is Auburn Brown!
Angel: Well, I’m a natural bloune!
Lucy: For once we are not the ones high on drugs So lets start with all the misleading facts that our World Champion has said along his brother so you’re not mislead at all!
Angel: Fact one “Angel feels that she’s important” Well Dah, of course I’m importdent ask my husband , ask my kids, shit ask Lucy!
Lucy: Angel is importdent and important ! Fact 2 “top draw in HWO, you were making the big bucks and selling out pay per views”
Angel: I never said that I just said “JUMBO GINORMUSS MONEY CONTRACT! I made more than anyone there! Mr. Carter said so himself, because nobody did anal better in HWO then me!” in fact I was hardly even on a Paper view I just got paid 100 grand a week because I am smart! Here’s the proof
(As Angel holds up an old Paystub from HWO)
Angel: Fact 3, I don’t know what delusional utopia is but I am sure you have it I never once said I was the World champion there Nor would I ever want to be World Champion there, but I am sure cashing in a briefcase wouldn’t be that hard to do!
Lucy: Shit BLOW is more real then HWO!
Angel: No Hwo was real, it was just really crappy! I deserved to be named wrestler of the month, Well ok I never one though However My dad one mouth like march of 2010 and sat on his ass most of that mouth !
Lucy: I am sure Glad I never went to work there, Fact 4!
Angel: Why you feel the need to call yourself the best anal champion when the title was named Annihilation Championship? Because I renamed it the Forever Anal Championship because I am march after all, anal can be Annihilation sometimes after I do Anal best so I would know, So unless you and frost are gay you would know nothing about that now would you! No while you might look msmart Lucy is no twenty pound bimbo, she is 120 pound slut!
Lucy: and dam proud of it ! Fact 5
Angel: beating your dick to Lucy in your sleep is not going to help you win in this match! Fact 6 and boy this is an important fact! Please no mislead the fans into thinking I am in this match, I have nothing to do with it I was sent to watch over my cousin, Ocean you said towards me and I quote “What’s with all of this talk about me turning on my younger brother? We may be brothers and tag team partners on occasion but that doesn’t mean we’re going to turn on one another or that I’m going to turn on Frost because he’s holding the top title in this organization, life’s not a big soap opera, there’s no hidden agendas up my arsenal, the only objective is to beat you and Shawn and win the tag gold.” I know you want to beat off to me but don’t confuse the fans!
Lucy: Fact 6, so you watch old tapes DVD’s and old tapes of Shawn Stryker and while you no average village idiot!
Angel : You are a below Average idiot, your right this is not 2002 and You are right Shawn is not the same man he once was, he is better , after it takes a good in shape man to rock my word, and you don’t get any so you wouldn’t know what kind shape Shawn is in! Shawn has 4kids that I know of 2 with me one with that tramp and Sebastian, and so far no grandkids!
Lucy: Frost, “One has an STD while the other is in need of laser hair surgery.” Oh come on your going to have to do better than that for sure you going to have to “I’m not worried at all about Angel, and at this point I’m not even worried about Shawn.”
Angel: Why is my name getting throw in this. Frost I get you and your brother want to tag team me but quite frankly two couldn’t handle us at all disrespectful Shawn has limit dates on his contact, and you two know that so who is being disrespectful now! The myths of this whole match is this me and Lucy make sure That Shawn is in the best shape of his life even better then 2001and the only decaying corpses around will be you and your brother Cause I am the Motherfucking A-Bomb and you don’t want to mess with me our my family understand that!
Angel: My Dad is going to f(censored)king kill us!
Lucy: Why were adults! And free after all this America
Angel: For A few more minutes, this his private stuff he is like Jewish over this shit, Only Shawn, Drifter and Simon gets to drink this stuff with him!
Lucy: So, your Shawn’s wife and I am his tag partner, so were just taking his share, plus we have drink couple grand of his liquor before and he didn’t have a problem with it in the past!
Angel: These Cigars cost $1,150 each only 5 boxes were ever made and dad owns 2 of them and that bottle we killed was 2 million dollars. And this one we are working on is 200 grand!
Lucy: So if he didn’t want you have any of this why would he give you a key to it!
Angel: Key ,I picked the lock!
Lucy: Well I can pay for the cigar and half the bottles!
Angel: Half!
Lucy: You’re the f(censored)king model and married to Shawn! You richer then me!
Angel: f**k it who care if dady wants to chage oh well were rich,pluss I will just blame Flea!
Lucy: Like you were always blaming me?
Angel: Hey, At least we didn’t roll a blunt with the cigars!, Oh my god I still remember that day, Daddy whipped my ass!
Lucy: You enjoyed it!
Angel: No I me he whip my ass with a belt for like 10 mins my ass was red I couldent even sit down yet alone have sex for weeks!
Lucy: I thought I was a slut, you had sex at 12!
(As Angel cups her breasts)
Angel: the minute I got these I started f(censored)king! Did you see the last promo from Ocean?
Lucy: No I taped it ! I saw the end though I just didn’t understand the Marky Mark pimp step daddy bit!
Angel: Bad attempt of making fun of us and Daddy, I think was comparing Daddy to that white rapper guy!
Lucy: Who Vanilla Ice!
Angel: Don’t you dare make fun of Vanilla Ice; I would f**k him in a second back in the day!
Lucy: Why don’t you make it happen then?
Angel: Cause he is not hot anymore and I’m not a slut bitch!
(As Angel turns on the TV and plays a video)
Angel: This is Markey Mark
( As Angel starts dancing with Lucy intill the music stops at the end of the song and Angel sits down as so does Lucy)
Angel: Now where is the Camera in this bitch, we got some business to do!
(As the Camera is set up the begin to tape, as the camera zooms in on a headshot of Angel and Lucy)
Lucy: Hi, remember us I guess I am the bleach blonde douchebag, wait my hair is Auburn Brown!
Angel: Well, I’m a natural bloune!
Lucy: For once we are not the ones high on drugs So lets start with all the misleading facts that our World Champion has said along his brother so you’re not mislead at all!
Angel: Fact one “Angel feels that she’s important” Well Dah, of course I’m importdent ask my husband , ask my kids, shit ask Lucy!
Lucy: Angel is importdent and important ! Fact 2 “top draw in HWO, you were making the big bucks and selling out pay per views”
Angel: I never said that I just said “JUMBO GINORMUSS MONEY CONTRACT! I made more than anyone there! Mr. Carter said so himself, because nobody did anal better in HWO then me!” in fact I was hardly even on a Paper view I just got paid 100 grand a week because I am smart! Here’s the proof
(As Angel holds up an old Paystub from HWO)
Angel: Fact 3, I don’t know what delusional utopia is but I am sure you have it I never once said I was the World champion there Nor would I ever want to be World Champion there, but I am sure cashing in a briefcase wouldn’t be that hard to do!
Lucy: Shit BLOW is more real then HWO!
Angel: No Hwo was real, it was just really crappy! I deserved to be named wrestler of the month, Well ok I never one though However My dad one mouth like march of 2010 and sat on his ass most of that mouth !
Lucy: I am sure Glad I never went to work there, Fact 4!
Angel: Why you feel the need to call yourself the best anal champion when the title was named Annihilation Championship? Because I renamed it the Forever Anal Championship because I am march after all, anal can be Annihilation sometimes after I do Anal best so I would know, So unless you and frost are gay you would know nothing about that now would you! No while you might look msmart Lucy is no twenty pound bimbo, she is 120 pound slut!
Lucy: and dam proud of it ! Fact 5
Angel: beating your dick to Lucy in your sleep is not going to help you win in this match! Fact 6 and boy this is an important fact! Please no mislead the fans into thinking I am in this match, I have nothing to do with it I was sent to watch over my cousin, Ocean you said towards me and I quote “What’s with all of this talk about me turning on my younger brother? We may be brothers and tag team partners on occasion but that doesn’t mean we’re going to turn on one another or that I’m going to turn on Frost because he’s holding the top title in this organization, life’s not a big soap opera, there’s no hidden agendas up my arsenal, the only objective is to beat you and Shawn and win the tag gold.” I know you want to beat off to me but don’t confuse the fans!
Lucy: Fact 6, so you watch old tapes DVD’s and old tapes of Shawn Stryker and while you no average village idiot!
Angel : You are a below Average idiot, your right this is not 2002 and You are right Shawn is not the same man he once was, he is better , after it takes a good in shape man to rock my word, and you don’t get any so you wouldn’t know what kind shape Shawn is in! Shawn has 4kids that I know of 2 with me one with that tramp and Sebastian, and so far no grandkids!
Lucy: Frost, “One has an STD while the other is in need of laser hair surgery.” Oh come on your going to have to do better than that for sure you going to have to “I’m not worried at all about Angel, and at this point I’m not even worried about Shawn.”
Angel: Why is my name getting throw in this. Frost I get you and your brother want to tag team me but quite frankly two couldn’t handle us at all disrespectful Shawn has limit dates on his contact, and you two know that so who is being disrespectful now! The myths of this whole match is this me and Lucy make sure That Shawn is in the best shape of his life even better then 2001and the only decaying corpses around will be you and your brother Cause I am the Motherfucking A-Bomb and you don’t want to mess with me our my family understand that!
