Post by Lucille Ulisse Commito on Aug 23, 2012 17:16:14 GMT -6
“You were supposed to spy on them. Not to film some porn flick!”
~Prelude~
(We fade into the Commito compound, where we see Felicia sitting down doing some Mathematical logic Homework, as you can see her working out the problem when her sister Angel walks in!)
(As she see her little sister focus on the math in front of her, as Angel sneaks up behind her and snaps her bikini strap!)
Felicia: Ouch, you f(censored)king Bitch!
(As Felicia goes after Angel who stops quickly and takes her down and starts tickling her!)
Angel: Oh is little sister ticklish!
(As Felicia is trying to fight her way out she starts to get pissed!)
Felicia: Angel, Stop it!
Angel: What’s wrong boy problems!
Felicia: The dang new neighbors there like f(censored)king Mormon, they got all pissed cause I was going to wash the car but they got all butt hurt over my bikini and starting yelling at me!
Angel: f**k those Naggers!
(As Lucy is walking in she chimes in on the conversation,)
Lucy: Ok but they better not be too big, I am sore today! Anal, your smart!, what is the law of chastity?
Angel: That was when the congressman kid she became a he, so they made a law to legalize it naming it after her Chastity! SEE I AM SMART!
(As Lucy looks down her shirt and sighs in relief!)
Lucy: Thank god, I thought I got drunk and had a sex change, the neighbors said I was violating the law of chastity,
Felicia: law of chastity requires abstinence from sex before marriage and loyalty to spouses after marriage. To keep our thoughts clean and be modest in our dress, speech, and actions. Also to avoid viewing pornography!
(As both Angel and Lucy look at her in complete shock and say together!)
Girls: f**k THAT!!!!
(As Angel and Lucy start to remove there outfits while Get Low begins to play the girls go outside to wash one Firebomb’s many Ferrari’s)
(As a lot of the workers on the grounds start to gather around to enjoy the show, as the girls wash the car showing off their assets to the crowd and make sure to get even more sexual when the neighbors are seen looking over from abroad ,gyrating to the beat of the music! When they noticed the nosy neighbors spying on them they remove there bra’s and start to cup their breasts with their hands, as they smile at them!)
(Fade to Black)
“I probably took more than anybody could survive. I was banging seven-gram rocks. Because that’s how I roll, I have one speed. I have one gear: Go.”
Charlie Sheen
~Act 1 the club~
(As Lucy U and Angel’s Limo pulls in front of Mynt ,as they get out and walk threu the doors everyone from the staff to the patrons, are in shock as even though Lucy comes by regularly Angel seldom comes by the club her dad owns in downtown Miami, As a lot of the patrons try to approach them bouncers just push them away as the girls walk towards the VIP Section of the club, as they stop and pose for a picture)
(As they approach the VIP Section, you can tense that a the other girls around there are jealous but have yet to say anything in fear of the powerful Commito cousins , also known as the dangerous duo to people that know them, As they can not only hurt you physically but mentally! As they sit down at Firebomb’s private table, Angel notices all the pictures of him and his family including some pictures of Angel as a teen)
Angel: Let’s get down to business, before pleasure!
Lucy: I still trying to figure out shit, the notes WPW Production sent said to talk about Global Warming!
Angel: WHAT?
(As Lucy hands over the production notes to Angel she looks at it )
Angel: Lucy, Frost and Ocean, are your guys opponents, That’s their names!
Lucy: Who would name themselves after? Nevermind!
( As Angel starts pouring shots at the table for her and Lucy)
Angel: Now, with our so called World Champion in this match with you and Tommy and Marq have a easy time to bring the belt back to the family! You need to destroy Frost in this tag match! Like I told Shawn, it’s very important and personal now!
Lucy: Funny, as soon he comes here tries to outdo uncle! Bringing in his high profile anti Firebomb people! kanye west, the guy had like one hit song years ago about being ripped off by a bitch!
Angel: Funny, He dates Kim but sings songs about Gold Diggers, he is just going to toss her out like the used whore she is! I had to keep reminding her I don’t eat cat, cause she was all over me like a bitch, sorra fell sorry for Kanye! Don't hate what you can't imitate, Bitches throwin shit on my name...That's a shame... Is it my fault that I’m the hottest bitch in the game? Oh My is that bar tender is cute!
Lucy: You should take him and the office and rock his world cuz!
Angel: Just because I flirt doesn't mean I'm a Slut. Unlike you, I learn to say no. Flirting is a single person's way of saying 'I'm free!' but for those in relationships, it's their way of saying 'I'm bored. But Frost I know the feeling he is going through right now, you’re a top draw, but has a sibling that needs to get over and needs him to use him. I already know you guys are going to get you asses handed to you and your going to turn on your brother, and when if all said and done my brother is once again going to be World Champion!
Lucy: Ok enough with business, let’s play shot dare?
Angel: Ok, you either do the dare or take a shot, if you do the dare the other person takes the shot, your first I dare you to Moonwalk across the room!
(As Lucy get up and moonwalks across the club, As the onlookers look amaze at the show and Angel takes a shot)
Lucy: I dare you to call Marquee, and talk sexy to him?
(As Angel picks up her phone and calls her cousin)
Angel: mmmoan, gasp, Oh, Marq, No one has ever made me come as hard as you can, oh baby. You look so sexy when you, Spray your juice all over my tits,Oh I want to rub my p(censored)sy all over your face OH Yea!! f**k my tight c**t! Make me scream with that big dick of yours! I want to enjoy sex with you. I want to f**k you. I’m so fuckin’ wet, just let me suck your sweet lollipop… just put your baby maker inside my hole and f**k my brains out!
(As Angel Hangs up the phone and her and Lucy start laughing loud)
Lucy: I bet you he believes you and tries, He is sometimes so full of himself, just like Frost!
Angel: Frost talks about HWO sum it up (As Angel Shouts) JUMBO GINORMUSS MONEY CONTRACT! I made more than anyone there! Mr. Carter said so himself, because nobody did anal better in HWO then me! However you know what they’re going to say!
Lucy: Oh, yea! I am a dirty rambling whore, I am f(censored)king every guy backstage that will give me the time of day, shit I’m doing Anal’s husband and She wants to rip my hair out! Do the math if you still don't get it, ill tell you straight up. My name must taste good; it's always in someone's mouth, so call me a bitch, Well a bitch is a dog Dogs bark Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature and nature is beautiful so yeahh thanks for the COMPLIMENT! I think Shawn said it best after we formed our tag team “Shit Happens. You know you can't avoid it. There will be always haters around no matter what you do!”
Angel: You know what Haters Stand for
Lucy: No what?
Angel: Having, Anger ,Towards Everyone, Reaching ,Success! You know you're awesome when people you don't even know hate you!
Lucy: Frost, While all ya talk 'bout me...I sit back & THINK....DAMN, I got myself a fan club! You talk it we live it. You’re jealous admit it! keep talkin : you’re makin me famous! But, it’s not Frost’s fault... if I were you I'd hate on me too! Frosty was a snowman made out of snow, the last time it snowed in Mexico it melted away, just like he is going to do! But when that snow melts and turn to water and me and Shawn are still WPW World tag team champions Frost and Ocean can Build a bridge and get over it!
Angel: Let’s BLOW this Place!
(As Lucy and Angel get up and leave the club The Bouncers make sure no one touches them as they get to the center of the club the pose together for another picture )
(As Lucy and Angel exit they get into to the waiting limo, when they get the limo takes off as Angel turns on the radio and blasts 2 Of Amerikaz Most Wanted by 2 pac and Snoop dog and start singing along with the song )
(As the limo stops at a crowded downtown intersection at red light, as Lucy starts to lower her dress and opens the sun roof!)
Angel: Lucy, What are you doing?
(As Lucy avoids talking and just stands up and pops her upper half out of the sun roof topless as the fans who are also stopped at the red light go crazy and cheer her on and honk horns some even pull out cell phones and take pictures and videos)
FAN: Lucy, We Love You!
FAN2: Lucy, Who’s in there with you!
(As Lucy begins to shot at the fans)
Lucy: Am I the Bomb, or what! You guys want to see my date tonight, I going to take her home and f**k the shit out of her tonight!
FAN: Show her Lucy!
(As Lucy bends down in the limo and convinces Angel to pop out still wearing her dress, as now the fans are really going crazy, As Angel waves and BLOWs kisses towards the fans)
FAN: Angel, We Love You! SHOW Your TITS!
Angel: You show me I’ll Show you!
(As the Fans boo a little and start chanting Angel’s name over and over again, As Lucy reaches around and pulls down Angel’s dress, and the fans go crazy Angel Just smiles and waves as the limo takes off and goes back down in the limo and drags Lucy down too)
~Act 2 Swimming~
(It is the next day as the hot Miami sun is setting in on the Commito Compound, As Lucy along with Angel and Flea, walking towards the pool to enjoy the nice hot day, As they are walking towards the pool they noticed that the neighbors has invited the paparazzi, As Felicia stops and looks shocked over her privacy being violated)
Angel: I love being famous! Lucy needs this press; it’s going to help her and Shawn keep the straps!
Felicia: How is the 3 of us swimming in bikini’s going to help them keep the straps!
Lucy: Just listen to her and you will find out!
Felicia: Aren’t you afraid of Frost and Ocean attacking every move you do!
Angel: Frost is just worried about keeping the title he has to outdo dad, but let’s face it Tommy is going to kill Frost, he is in a dam if I do dam if I don’t world!
Lucy: What?
Angel: Young ones I’m smart and you’re not, Frost is wrestling for the tag team championships, he is the current World Champ taking on Tommy and Marquee, If he doesn’t say a word about his tag tem match he looks scared of Lucy and Shawn, if he does he is going to slip up and say something bad let his ego get in the way and Tommy and Marquee are going to hurt him!
Felicia: OK!
Angel: Just watch how it all plays out little one!, Now let’s go swimming its f(censored)king hot!
(After a few hours of swimming Felicia get tired of all the attraction as now more prs is around in boots in the bay overlooking the pool!)
Lucy: I guess she had enough of the cameras
Angel: Now, its time to make you famous cuz!
( As Angel purposely turns around for the cameras and starts to remove her bikini top but making it look like an accident, As Angel mutters something to Lucy )
(As Lucy points and start laughing at Angel and fell embarrassed that she is expose pulls Lucy by her and hair and rips off her top and starts to hold Lucy under water and then pulls her up by her hair and starts to yell at Lucy so everyone can hear!)
Angel: I DON’T CARE, IF MY HUSBASN LIKE YOUR TITS BETHER! AT LEAST MY c**t IS TIGHTER THE YOURS WILL EVERBE!
(As Lucy attacks Angel pulling her underwater as Lucy pulls up Angel she responds with a slap to Lucy’s face, As Lucy starts to cry, Angel goes over and confers her cousin, as the both look in the camera and smile, As Angel whispers something in Lucy’s ear but pretends to nibble on in )
Angel: Ready for the money shot?
Lucy: More than ever!
( As Angel reaches in and starts kissing Lucy, as the cameras start clicking fact as Lucy and Angel make out for like 3 minutes, when they are done Angel quickly jumps out of the pool and runs into the house as Lucy follows, as they reach the kitchen thy fall down laughing as Felicia is standing there wondering what’s so funny!)
Felicia: why do I have a feeling I don’t want to go to school tomorrow!
(As they are still laughing unable to control themselves Angel busts out)
Angel: Just watch the tabloids and dirt sheets tomorrow sis!
