Post by Kevin Strife on Nov 6, 2011 0:16:10 GMT -6
It's funny how when I asked Johnny Jester to make sense, he finally did it. He still spoke like a blowhard but at least his ramblings were slightly more sensical than the last ones. In his latest piece of shit that he calls a promo, he goes on and on about how I am an idiot and how not solving his incredibly moronic riddle will cause my downfall. He repeats that same point from beginning to end of said promo. I guess he had time to fill and since he is clueless about what to do, he simply repeats his point until he thinks he's done enough. Well, that's not good enough, Jester. Not good enough at all.
You think I'm angry because I say the word f**k? Oh, wow, not only can you not cut a decent promo but you also can't watch someone talk properly. But hey, since you think my words will make me lose my title, I guess there's not much point arguing with you, eh? I mean, what? Do you think my skills dwindle because of my words? Are you that thick? This is about fighting, not debating. You can talk funny all you want but in the ring, you're going to make even less sense and in the 'Ouch, I'm getting beaten to a pulp therefore I speak incoherently' kind of way. You see, I'm direct. You turn around the pot, deviate through a bush, plant a seed, watch it grow, then place the brand new plant into a pot and turn around it to finally get to what you want to say.
You want to name drop? Go ahead, knock yourself out. But guess what? I don't give a shit who you've beaten before. Especially since it's been a while since you've been in a ring. But hey, if you want to play that game: You know who I defeated recently? Dan Fierce. The guy is a fruit but at least he's more talented and tougher than Firebomb. Him and Marquee went to the XWF and got their asses handed to them by Fierce. He beat two of your top dogs. And then I went and kicked Fierce's ass. Do you know what that makes me? It makes me THE man of the WPW. You want to spread rumours and lies about how I'm disliked? Maybe try doing some research before coming out with such crap.
The official WPW newsfeed shows that I'm the most researched wrestler in WPW and that my merchandise is flying off the shelves. Jeez, people must really dislike me to do that. Comments on WPW videos are all overwhelming positive towards me, calling me the messiah of WPW. The one that will raise WPW from the level of mediocrity where it's currently at and take it to brand new heights. I'm only the TV champion and yet I'm generating more buzz than the fucking top champion. Don't get me wrong, the crowd will hate me because I'm a fucking jerk and I hate them just as much. But... in the end, they still find me way more interesting than anybody else on WPW's roster. That's a fact. So, Johnny Johnny, please, do some research before coming up with bullshit insults. You suck at them, stop trying.
You're a 2 time TV champion? Oh God, why am I not surprised? If someone like you was able to become TV champion... then WPW is in a much worst state than I previously thought. Because, you know... you fucking suck. Like, seriously. You are making Shiva look good. That's how much you're sucking. I do understand though that triumphing in mediocrity can make you believe you're all that. It's sad and pathetic. Shows how weak spirited you are and how you can't see the big picture. You see, I don't think becoming the WPW TV champion is such a big deal. Especially now that you've told me that you're a former champion. For me, I have yet to prove myself to the world because I have yet to meet a worthy opponent. An opponent who isn't a clown or a gold digger... an opponent who'd be able to give me the fight of a lifetime. Yes, that's what I'm waiting for. But for now... crushing bugs like you Jester and whores like Shiva will have to do.
You and Shiva are quite the same in a way, you know. You both think you've made it. You're both wrong, obviously. You became champions in a place void of true competition. It's like you played a game and used cheat codes to beat it. How is that satisfying? Unless you're a loser who doesn't want to be challenged. Which I guess you both are. I mean, listen to yourselves. You both think you're the cream of the crop and that you have nothing to prove. How fucking ridiculous is that? Come on, bitches. You both have EVERYTHING to prove. You both defeated idiots to be where you are. I know I haven't met anyone worthy of a challenge since Dan Fierce (and that was already borderline, he was an old fart) and he isn't even from WPW originally. I want to push myself, be even better than what I am now. I'm not complacent like you two dimwits. I want mark history, not just be part of it.
And you see, that's why I'm going to win. That's why I will keep a hold of my TV belt. Not because of harmless words... but because of my drive and passion. I have a massive hunger. I crave for more and more. I do NOT want to remain at a stale level, especially when I see what's that like when I watch you two cut your awful and low grade promos. I do NOT want to be like you two. I want to be much much MUCH more than that. Firebomb is to be placed in the same stale basket as you two. You see, Jester, you see, Shiva, you are not winning this. There's no way. Not with your attitudes. I have everything going for me in this match. I have the passion, the drive, the edge, the fighting spirit, and most of all, I got my lethal feet. Joke all you want, but come the fateful night... I'll be one having the last laugh.
Bow down to me, bitches.
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