Me & My Wife Episode 6

[Rocken Rob]

Me & My Wife

Opening credits Show Kelly Dancing on a stripper pole that quickly fades to Robert at Larry’s Used Cars



Baby, don’t you wanna, dance upon me,
(I just wanna dance next to you)
To another time and place.
Staring
Baby, don’t you wanna, dance upon me,

Firebomb Commito
(Are you ready)
Leaving behind my name, my age.



Britney Spears
I’m a slave for you. (Take that)
I cannot hold it; I cannot control it.
I’m a slave (It just feels right) for you. (It just feels good)
I won’t deny it; I’m not trying to hide it. (Baby)


Richard Kline

(Shows then embracing each other on the couch)
Get it get it, get it get it (WHOOOA)
Get it get it, get it get it (WHOOOOOA)
Get it get it, get it get it (OOOHHHH)
[Panting]


Get it get it, get it get it
Created by Firebomb Commito

Episode 6 The Hot Pink Bikini (Written By Firebomb Commito)

Act 1

We fade into the swimming pool where Kelly and Robert Jones are relaxing at the pool

RJ: Why are we here at the pool?

KJ: Relaxing!

RJ: But the Lakers game is on!

KJ: Why don’t we go for a swim?

RJ: and while we are at why don’t we go and fly a kite!

(Enormously loud blast of screaming laughter from audience)

KJ: Go watch the game I am going for a swim!

As Robert walks towards their apartment Kelly goes towards the pool, A few minutes later we fade into the Jones Living room where Robert Jones and Larry Dallas are watching the Lakers game and talking and drinking a beer!

RJ: And she was like saying let’s go for a swim and I telling her the game is on!

LD: Some girls just don’t understand Guys and there games!

RJ:I don’t like swimming I like watching the Lakers!

LD: You give them a little and they want to take a lot and not off!

(Enormously loud blast of screaming laughter from audience)

RJ: And girls like her are only good for one thing!

LD: And I live next door and I can hear how good she is at the one thing!

(Enormously loud blast of screaming laughter from audience)

RJ: I’ll tell her to be quiet the next time she cleans the house!

(Enormously loud blast of screaming laughter from audience)

Act 2

We come back to the pool , where we see Kelly Jones in the swimming pool swimming after a few minutes She exits the pool as she walks around all the guys that have been looking at her adjusting her Bikini , As She sits down and begins to dry herself off As a guy walks up to her and talks to her!!

Guy: You’re Kelly!

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]KJ: Yes, and who in the hell are you!


(Enormously loud blast of screaming laughter from audience)

Guy: You danced at my buddies batcher party Dang you have an nice ass!

KJ: Really?


Guy: For sure Girl! Turn around and shake dat ass!


As Kelly does what is requested as the guy reaches in and pinches her in the butt!

KJ: You do that again and I am going to slap you!

Guy: With what those big melons!
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KJ: Why don’t you treat a lady with respect?

Guy: I will when I see one!

As Robert comes walking in towards the pool

KJ: Hi honey! This Guy was committing on my Hot Pink Bikini,and in fact he said he wanted to slap my big melons!

RJ: Why You!

As Robert leans back Cold clocks the man

Act 3

As Kelly is standing next to Robert who wearing a black t shirt and and a plan black hat along with some old scholl yokes sun glasses and some Black dickies looking all thug out like a nwa reject wile Kelly is dresses as some Mad Max reject "As she starts singing I Wanna Go" by Britney Spears

[Verse 1]
Lately I been stuck imagining
What I wanna do and what I really think,
time to flow out
Be a little inappropriate
'Cause I know that everybody's thinkin' it
when the lights out

Shame on me
To need release
Uncontrollably

[Chorus (2x):]
I wanna go all the way
Taking out my freak tonight
I wanna show
All the dirt
I am running through my mind


Mid way Threw Rob starts busting a freestyle Rap

I felt my bulge grow… I wondered if she’d let me…

Get beneath them clothes let me press the meat I owned
a breath released with moans with her breasts I’d tease and stroke…

Which are sexy… ]]

I thought I might add… Respectfully intended….
Let me get perspective on this message….

Her(BEEP) are impressive… More then Impressive… let me correct this…
They seem like Cosmetic… But nothing is prosthetic…

They’ve never been synthetic... money spent there… would money be soon regretted
Perfect to the last cell Intended

If god spent 7 days to build the world… then god spent another 5 on my girl…


KJ: That was Good!!!

RJ: We are going to get So fired!

(Ending credits)

Producer
Ken Kwapis
Executive Producer
Firebomb Commito
Director
Firebomb Commito


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