Me & My Wife Episode 4

[Rocken Rob]

Me & My Wife

Opening credits Show Kelly Dancing on a stripper pole that quickly fades to Robert at Larry’s Used Cars



Baby, don’t you wanna, dance upon me,
(I just wanna dance next to you)
To another time and place.
Staring
Baby, don’t you wanna, dance upon me,

Firebomb Commito
(Are you ready)
Leaving behind my name, my age.


Britney Spears
I’m a slave for you. (Take that)
I cannot hold it; I cannot control it.
I’m a slave (It just feels right) for you. (It just feels good)
I won’t deny it; I’m not trying to hide it. (Baby)


Richard Kline

(Shows then embracing each other on the couch)
Get it get it, get it get it (WHOOOA)
Get it get it, get it get it (WHOOOOOA)
Get it get it, get it get it (OOOHHHH)
[Panting]


Get it get it, get it get it
Created by Firebomb Commito

Episode 4 Razor Blades (Written By Leonard Stern & Firebomb Commito)

Act 1

Robert Jones walks in his to his leaving room with shaving cream on him yelling for his wife.

RJ: Kelly, have you seen my razor blades, Kelly! Kelly!

As Robert looks around he notices Kelly is not there!

(Enormously loud blast of screaming laughter from audience)

RJ: I hope she bring home some razor blades

Larry Dallas walks in and begins to talk

LD: What’s up Rob!

RJ: Do you got any razor blades Larry?

LD: No Why?

RJ: Because I just like to walk around with shaving cream on my face for the hell of it!

LD: Shaving cream I thought you and Kelly were getting freaking.

(Enormously loud blast of screaming laughter from audience)

LD: I am sure she is going to bring some home for you after all wife’s are good with stuff like that.
Or so I been told

(Enormously loud blast of screaming laughter from audience)

Act 2

A FEW HOURS LATER

Robert Jones is looking around in his kitchen drawers looking for some razor blades as he finally pulls out some scissors as he looks at them and starts to cut his stubble with the scissors Enormously loud blast of screaming laughter from audience

RJ: Ok now we are talking!

Robert Jones then takes the scissors and holds then open and starts to scrapes his face with the scissors as he starts to go faster he cuts himself and drops the scissors.

RJ: (Beep) dam , son of (Beep), I swear where the (Beep) is Kelly.

As Kelly walks in wearing a hot pink dress.

KJ: What are you trying to do?

RJ: Trying to shave!

KJ: With scissors!

RJ: Yes!

As Kelly looks at Robert’s cut face

KJ: Oh My poor baby, lets clean this up

Act 3 Closing Act

Robert and Kelly are sitting up in there bed, Robert is reading a Playboy with Angel on the cover, while Kelly is reading W with Britney Spears on the cover.

KJ: Why were you using scissors to shave?

RJ: Cause you took too long to bring the razor blades.

KJ: Are you that much in a rush in life.

RJ: Yes!

KJ: You need to relax baby!

RJ: I guess that is all that matters.

Credit stinger is Rolled as the lead actors Britney Spears and Firebomb talk while firebomb is txting on his phone.

BS: a huge 8.9 earthquake and subsequent tsunami hit Japan, causing widespread destruction wait Firebomb, what are you doing!

FB: I am donating to, The Red Cross to help in there quake efforts in Japan.

BS: You to can help by texting REDCROSS to 90999 to donate $10 from your phone.

FB: Together we can all make a difference.

(Ending credits)

Producer
Ken Kwapis
Executive Producer
Firebomb Commito
Director
Firebomb Commito


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