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Post by WpW admin on Jul 11, 2011 19:10:17 GMT -6
Final Roleplay deadline THURSDAY JULY 21 @ 11:59 pm central. Fed Cup:AlohaStan Sheriff Center University of Hawaii July 26, 2011 (in-char event date) Match will occur pre-show before GP55 RP DEADLINE THURSDAY JULY 21 PLEASE READ & FOLLOW THE RULES BELOW! Fed Cup is an Over the top rope battle royalYour wrestler could become FED CUP winner adding it's name to a historic WpW legacy! The Federation Cup is open to ANYONE and EVERYONE including guests or ppl who've never rp'd in WpW before. WpW Federation Cup goes to the winner of an over the top rope battle royal. Fed Cup will be strictly a list of who won & eliminations. It will not be a detailed Match description on the show. Here's how to get in & maybe win!Read the rules carefully as they are DIFFERENT than regular show roleplaying. This is Fed Cup EXCLUSIVE RP RULES. That means Fed Cup ONLY. Please do NOT start rping like this for regular shows.1.)Roleplays begin NOW.) 2.) All Rps must be straight to the board replied inside THIS thread only. (no linking or pics allowed) 3) ALL RPS MUST NOT EXCEED ( do not go over) 15 lines. Keep it short! Penalty will occur if this rule broken. 4.) For this match all rps must be posted as a reply here in this thread. 5.) You must WAIT until someone replies before posting again. No limit to the total number of times you can post however. Unlimited roleplaying! 6.) NO single/same wrestler can post back to back. If you break this rule you will be automatically eliminated & deemed ineligible to win. Handlers may only reply to their OWN wrestler once per day to spark or generate action from opponents. Otherwise UNLIMITED on the number of times per day you may need to reply & rp to win Fed Cup! 7. No limit on rps for this award. This means you may post UNLIMITED number of times until deadline. No daily limits if rules are followed. 8. Do not post pictures in your roleplays for Fed Cup.That means NO image, video, or picture is allowed to be posted in the body of your rp. Breaking this rule will incur the post scoring 0 as well as a -1 penalty. 9. You may enter as many of your wrestlers as you'd like. No limit on the number of wrestlers to be involved. If you use your main proboards account for a different wrestler of yours make sure the post is CLEAR on which wrestler is rping/entered in Fed Cup battle royal! This is so it will count for the correct star and so your opponents know who they are speaking against. 10. Stay in character, on camera. Fed Cup is where trash talking your opponents IS rewarded and also ENCOURAGED! Go for it! If you have any questions pm admin on these boards AND LAST BUT DEFINETLY NOT LEAST..... HAVE fun!!! Your wrestler could be the NEXT FED CUP CHAMPION!!!! Follow the rules and reply BELOW with your rping to try and win the Fed Cup! Turn up the heat as WpW's innovative most interactive roleplay feature Fed Cup is held and Let the battle begin!!!!! Roleplaying thread here BELOW is officially OPEN NOWWWWW!!!!!
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shiva
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Post by shiva on Jul 12, 2011 10:50:49 GMT -6
Shiva: Fo Sure! the Fed cup is back in the hizzle! And its going to to be a fed cup to remember! it's party time in Aloha! So i am grabbing a Mai Tai,a Piña Colada and my sexiest bikini and live it large in Hawaii as i bring home the fed cup!and guys keep dreaming all you want but remember one thing you just don't make enough! Sorry but facts are facts but keep dreaming the thoughts are nice!!!
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Post by Nathan Lucas on Jul 12, 2011 16:46:30 GMT -6
JEREMY ADONIS: Damn, if there's one thing in the world that bothers me more than anything else, it's people that aren't black but try to pretend that they are. Granted, I've gotten used to it in some cases; I don't care anymore when I see a white dude with his pants around his kneecaps, his hand on his dick and a fitted hat slanted sideways on his head... Eminem got me over that shit.
Unfortunately, that doesn't apply to white women. When I see a little slut in a bikini, trying to pull off "fo' sho" and "fo' shizzle ma nizzle" (or whatever the f**k Shiva just said) I wish that it was socially acceptable to pull a Chris Brown and slap the bitch up.
I know, I know... that may have been a little over the line, but it's the way I feel and I have every right to express that, because we live in America god'ammit!!!
In all honesty, I'll admit that I need to fall back on sexual-superiority and "dumb whore" jokes because I can't really understand whatever the "dumb whore" actually said. I heard "bikini", "pina colada" and "boys"... to me, that sounds like "dress like a slut, get drunk, and f**k around". Nowhere in there did I hear "be the best wrestler in Hawaii". [/b]
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shiva
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Post by shiva on Jul 12, 2011 17:40:09 GMT -6
Shiva: Taking Black, can't help it that most peeps out there rip off the bay, Cause We ghost ride the whip and get thizz out he are hyphy more bunking the that crunk shit from the south, but then again you look like one of those fags that were bright ass shirt and tight ass pants!you know how it goes i'm from Cali where you never find a dance floor empty, I dare your freak ass to call me a dumb whore to my face asshole!! but we know your jealous cause you don't make enough to be even seen with me!
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Post by Nathan Lucas on Jul 12, 2011 21:35:27 GMT -6
JEREMY ADONIS: You're a dumb whore.
Is that "to your face" enough for ya? God, what was the famous Matthew McCounaughey line from Dazed and Confused? Something about loving high school girls, because you get older but they stay the same age... well I keep getting older, but these bitches are still dumb as shit.
Look, bitch, I don't know if you're trying to be ironic, or clever, or if because I said you scene-hopping white girls make me feel awkwardly uncomfortable with the stunted-development of the human race as a whole you just decided to keep going with it; but you're not helping your case. Here I am, trying to have a legitimate back-n-forth with someone management wants to paint as a serious threat to me, and all I'm getting to work with is:
"Like, oh my gawd, I was on the dance floor and he just started RAPING ME!!!! HEE HEE!!! It was awezome-sauceeeee <3!!! Then, he shoved his meat stick so far down my gullet that I puked, but it was cool because my vomit tasted like a jell-o shot!!!!! I'M IN CALI SO I DON'T STOP DANCING!!!"
Again, this may all be deemed unnecessary, and over the line, but f**k it... if you can't stand the heat, get back in the kitchen!
"Lulz". You see what I did there?
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shiva
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Post by shiva on Jul 12, 2011 22:09:30 GMT -6
Shiva: Dumb as shit, like wow is that suppose to hurt, what do you want to do next pull my pig tails! look i trying to get high so i don't need to digest all these big words you look up and use just to make you look smart! That's like a a good Angel impersonation! but like chill out dude sorry your looking for your big break and all but dude don't hate me because your a pour ghetto boy that just doesn't make enough for a girl like me after all my body is like Gambling the sure way of getting nothing for something”
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Post by Nathan Lucas on Jul 13, 2011 5:10:23 GMT -6
JEREMY ADONIS: You see, what we have here is a failure to communicate... for whatever reason, you've decided to point your metaphorical finger in my general direction and racially stereotype me. That's fine, I'm used to it in an industry packed with rich white boys; but you can't even stay consistent while trying to insult me, can you? First you're making me out to be some kind of preppy nigga... the sweater vests, the lime green hoodie, the skinny jeans and Vans sneakers... Childish Gambino in this bitch, right? Then all of the sudden I'm some kind of intellectual and educated nigga, looking up big words just to confuse you and expose the fact that your bra size is far more impressive than your IQ.
Now, I'm a ghetto kid that's just trying to get a piece of ass?
Here's the deal, slut... your body is like gambling, but only because there's a fifty-fifty shot whoever touches it is walking away with gonorrhea.
Boom.
Roasted.
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shiva
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Post by shiva on Jul 13, 2011 10:27:10 GMT -6
Shiva: Wow, what a way to ruin a buzz boy, it's on now fo sure boy! next thing you big bad black boy is going to want to bend me and f**k me in my ass! to bad it just don't make enough for me! you see i only f**k rich boys with lots of money! Something that i am sure you lack little boy!! if you want to play you got to pay!!!Remember one thing you just don't make enough!
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Post by Nathan Lucas on Jul 13, 2011 16:39:52 GMT -6
JEREMY ADONIS: Alright, so feel free to stop me if this is out of line or anything, but are you legitimately retarded? I have to ask, because quite frankly the last thing I want right now is the 'National Association for Special Needs Carers' coming down on me and accusing me of a hate crime for all the verbal abuse I've been treating you too...
I'm going to go ahead and break this down for you as much as I can; I'm not some street nigga standing in the Social Security line and waiting for government cheese... I got money in the bank. f**k, I probably got more than whatever golf-playing investment banker your blowing in the back of his Bentley. However, I have no desire to spend money on someone that may or may not make my dick fall off. If I was into that, trust me, I'd be having a nice seafood dinner with Paris Hilton right now instead of talking to you.
On top of all that, if I really wanted to f**k you, you'd have no way of stopping me... yeah, that's right, I just threatened you with rape. Luckily for you I'd be more interested in a broken glass enema than diving face first into your sand-trap of a snatch!
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Post by shiva on Jul 15, 2011 0:29:17 GMT -6
Shiva:(yawns) Is he done talking yet!!! oh my can he ramble on!have no fear the party girl Shiva is here Shake shake just shake shake Just shake shake! lets get hyphy in this bitch and party all night long and guys buy your girl a drink!!and remember you just don't make enough !!!!
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Post by Nathan Lucas on Jul 15, 2011 5:17:06 GMT -6
JEREMY ADONIS: Good God; it's like talking to a brick wall of syphilis! I guess I should just be grateful that you took the c**k out of your mouth long enough to let some jibber-jabber out, right?
I won't wait for you to answer that; I'm sure you put the c**k right back in.
We get it, you have sex with rich men for money. I'm really going to need you to stop repeating that, though. Don't get me wrong, I think it's hilarious that you're so proud of being a gutter dwelling prostitute, but eventually a cop is going to hear you and slap the cuffs on and WPW can't afford to lose anymore roster members... true facts.
Now, I could continue using you as an example of why abortion should be legal nationwide, but I've pretty much decided that you're not worth my time or energy any longer, and since no one else on the roster ha the testicular fortitude to climb in the ring with us at Goldpush 55 I've decided to go ahead and make up other opponents for myself to trashtalk; ladies and gentlemen, I've just received word from WPW's Executive Producer that Lady GaGa will be entering the FedCup: Aloha match!
GaGa, don't take this the wrong way; but you are GaGaGaGaGaGa-God awful. There are so many things wrong with you that you make Charley Sheen look like he only has a screw loose in his head. I heard someone gave you a "fashion icon of the year" award recently. WORD!?!? That's like giving Casey Anthony mother of the year! Too soon?
Oh, and remember kids; you don't make enough.
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Post by Alex Zion on Jul 16, 2011 15:04:25 GMT -6
(The cameras come into focus as a man holding a "Guitar Hero" guitar stands with a smirk on his face.)
Man: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages the man that was BORN TO ROCK has arrived in WpW! You are looking at ALEX ZION!!!!
(Zion smiles more.)
Zion: I have heard the cries of the people, needing more entertainment here in World Pro and let me say to all those fans, I have heard your pleas and here I am. Shiva and Adonis get ready because now I am entering myself into this Fed Cup match. There is only one thing I enjoy more than being an expert at this guitar in my hands and that is entertaining the masses inside the ring. Let's get ready to ROCK AND ROLL!
(Cameras fade out.)
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Post by The Icon Chris Lee on Jul 16, 2011 17:44:22 GMT -6
CL: Seriously, this is what World Pro Wrestling has become? Shiva, Jeremy Adonis, Alex Zion? What a shame, a crying damn shame. Shiva's got bikins, Adonis is trying to figure out who to get the bitch off, and Alex Zion...well...hell...he's just looking to "ROCK AND ROLL". Ya know, that's all well and good, I guess. Everybody wants something...me, I want to win....win championships, again, in World Pro Wrestling. That's right, your former Big Gold, All-Time TV, Fed Cup Champion..."The Icon" Chris Lee...the MOST VIOLENT MAN in professional wrestling is back. So Shiva, Jeremy, Alex...sit back and shut the hell up...its time to restore a little order around here.
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Post by Nathan Lucas on Jul 16, 2011 19:36:11 GMT -6
JEREMY ADONIS: I just wanted one person whose primary purpose for existing wasn't being a walking sperm-dumpster, and who might be able to give me a reason I would lose this match aside from the fact that my paycheck is apparently grossly insufficient. It appears that my prayers have been answered. Not only did I get one new person to target some hatred and aggression on; I got two. Alex Zion and Chris Lee! Step right up, don't be shy! You're about to get your inaugural ride on the Hate-Master 3000! Keep in mind, you must be at least five feet tall to ride, and we ask that you keep your hands and feet inside at all times and refrain from using any flash photography... if at any point you feel nauseous, dizzy or upset in any manner, suck it up bitch... we stop for nobody.
Alex, I hate to break it to you; but this isn't Guitar Hero. You can't come in here and strum three chords, shout something out from atop an amplifier and throw up a pair of devil horns to win... you can 'Rock and Roll' all you like, but I suggest you do it pre-match; afterwards I doubt you'll be conscious to do anything at all. Oh, and Chris? Who the f**k are you? I don't mean that literally, because I have no interest in you rattling off your previous accomplishments again... I mean that in the "you're-not-even-on-the-roster-anymore-yet-here-you-come-trying-to-run-your-mouth-like-you're-God,-who-the-f**k-are-you?" kind of way...
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Post by The Icon Chris Lee on Jul 16, 2011 19:49:46 GMT -6
CL: I may damn well be your daddy, kid. The skin tone could be kinda' hard to explain...but I've been told I'm black from the waist down. You talk about hatred and aggression, like I'm supposed to back up, jaw-dropped, and show you some respect. Earn that shit, kid. I did. Truth be told, you're spewing bullshit with no credability. I'm speaking truth with results to back it up. I've won this shit before, have you? I've wrestled World Pro Wrestling pay-per-views, have you? I've battled in one of the greatest matches in WpW history...what the hell have you done? Huff and puff and try to blow my house down? Shit, you ain't SBK, Grendel, iRey...you ain't WpW past. You are WpW present, and that shit ain't nothing to write home about.
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Post by Nathan Lucas on Jul 16, 2011 20:13:46 GMT -6
JEREMY ADONIS: FINALLY someone here is willing to go toe to toe with me; the only downside is that instead of it being one of the industries best it's some geriatric f**k who got a weekend pass out of the nursing home to come by and play a quick round of "hey, remember that one time where I was relevant?".
Chris; I have more interest in you telling me about what it was like in the era of racial segregation than I have in listening to you tell me how great you used to be. No, I'm not Grendel or Slayback, I'm not Centurion or Dynamic Dynamite, I'm not SBK or Mike Sensation... the fact of the matter, though, is that none of those motherfuckers are walking these hallways or bumping in this ring anymore. I am. No, I haven't built a legacy as impressive as yours may or may not be, but the fans are turning in to see my face on their television sets these days. The only reason the company you "built" is still standing is because people like me are carrying it on our backs... Go ahead, tell me my name means shit to you. Tell me that I'm embarrassing a company by keeping it alive when you turned your back and were content to let it die... but don't you dare insult me or the fans by trying to show your face again when the WPW is on life support, and try to be "our savior". I may not have won the titles you've won, but come Goldpush 55 I'll have done something you can never do... beat Chris Lee.
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Post by Alex Zion on Jul 16, 2011 20:26:20 GMT -6
Alex Zion: Rock on WpWites, this "Aloha Fed Cup" is starting to get interesting now. First there were only two, the two cent slut and the big black guy who acts all big and bad. Then there was yours truly, the most "rock and rolling" mother-fucker this company has ever seen.
Now a face from the past shows up out of nowhere in Chris Lee. I've seen you compete before Lee, and you may have been one of the most violent men in wrestling years and years ago but in all honesty, when was the last time you stepped into the ring? I've got to believe you've got more "ring-rust" on you than my Nintendo 64 has dust on it. I think it's great you've shown back up but I agree with Adonis... don't come in here thinking you are going to save this place after you turned you back on WpW when things got rough.
You are looking at the new generation here in WpW Chris and if you aren't careful, you are going to get steamrolled right back into obsecurity. So get ready to ROCK OUT because I'm taking this Fed Cup home with me.
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Post by The Icon Chris Lee on Jul 16, 2011 20:27:47 GMT -6
CL: I turned my back, that's exactly how that story goes, kid. I walked away, I stopped caring...that's the absolute truth. I stopped caring because I was tired, man. I was tired of fighting, tooth and nail, everyday...wailing away on a roster that wasn't committed, a front office that was struggling to stay afloat, a fan base that grew disinterested in the product we were putting in the ring. You're right, I quit...or tried to.
See, a part of me...apparently a large one...has alot of respect and appreciation for this organization. Sadly, its gotta have kids like you and whores like Shiva try to carry it. That's not fair to the people that love this organization, this business. You, Adonis, may be the next big thing...may be better the "The Icon" ever was. Right now, today...you aren't. You aren't the guy to be the face of the organization. You aren't the person needed to help bring back some pride to WpW. You aren't the most violent man in professional wrestling. I am. Forget doing something I've never done, you beat me kid...you'll do something FEW have ever done. Let me know when you get on my level, until then...don't screw with WpW's "ICON"!
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Post by Alex Zion on Jul 16, 2011 20:38:11 GMT -6
Alex Zion: Lee, in your eyes I may be just some punk kid who likes to play Guitar Hero and Rock Band but trust me, I know my way around the squared circle. I realize I do not come close to having the experience you've got and I have never won a title yet but my career is basically just getting started.
You see me as a kid right now but after this match, you are going to see I am a competitor who deserves respect. You may not feel I've earned it yet and I probably haven't but I am going to start earning respect after I win this Fed Cup.
You got tired of being unable to hold your own against bigger and tougher competition Chris. Don't try to feed us the bullshit about a fan base that no longer cared about WpW because I was a fan of this place for years and years and when it finally was forced to shut its doors, the loyal WpW fans were upset. So talk your trash because I am going to ROCK this match and walk out the winner!
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Post by Nathan Lucas on Jul 16, 2011 20:44:16 GMT -6
JEREMY ADONIS: ... How does anything you just said swing things in your favor? While Zion is blowing the dust off of his N64, should I be polishing the dust off my tiny violin to play a tune behind your sob story? Am I supposed to recant my previous statements, and apologize for the fact that you lost your passion? Admitting to it is the first step, Chris, any alcoholic will tell you... but admitting that you shit on this company pretty much ruins any right you have to call yourself an "ICON". Yes, you paid your dues and yes, you won some resume filler titles and awards along the way, but that doesn't mean a damn thing... I've won titles too, in the XWF and the TWC, but I'm not sitting here bragging about it. Do you know why? Because every veteran knows that this industry operates with a "what have you done for me lately?" policy, and lately neither of us has done a damn thing. You told me to earn your respect, and I'm more than content to do that, but don't come in here expecting to already have mine either... you're on the bottom rung again, Chris. Get your ass to climbing.
Oh, and for the record... congrats on "few" having ever beaten you. Do you want to know the magic number in my loss column? "None" have ever beaten me. Over 20 wins and 0 losses. It's not a question of "if" the thug will be better than the "Icon" ever was. It's a matter of how quickly after I beat you that you can come to terms with it.
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Post by The Icon Chris Lee on Jul 16, 2011 20:52:19 GMT -6
CL: You'd find more fame in an 80s cover band, Zion. You gonna "rock" it. Hell, you can rock it, sock it, shove it up Shiva's skank ass...it don't make a difference. I know you don't have the experience, the titles, the anything to be an upper-echlon performer in this industry...you don't have to tell me, kid. I've been doing this since I was 22 years old. For the past twelve years I've been involved in this industry. I hear you telling me what you're gonna do kid...how you planning on getting it done?
I can tell ya, all three of ya...that once we climb into the ring I am going to proceed to put an ass whippin unlike any you have ever seen on your piss-poor, gum-drop, create-a-player asses. I'm not in the business of toe-holds and sleepers...I'm in the business of stiff rights and hard lefts, boots to the gut and a general disregard to the safety of you, me, or the crabs in Shiva's g-string. Getting into the ring with me is a life-changing experience. Kinda' like the LSD-trip you hit listening to Bon Jovi or the high Adonis gets from some of that cheap-ass, fire-escape potted-plant hash. You made the choice, no turning back now.
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Post by Alex Zion on Jul 16, 2011 20:58:52 GMT -6
Alex Zion: What the hell have I gotten myself into? A sex addicted whore, an "icon" from the past, and a thug that can clearly kick my ass on any given day. Here I am, the obvious underdog considering I have never won a championship and I barely have any "real" matches under my belt.
Two victories, that's it. I have only gotten my arm rasied in victory twice in my short career but that doesn't mean I don't have an untapped resource of determination to become one of the biggest names in WpW history. I've seen the greats of the past and now I am hoping to follow in their footsteps.
So Adonis, I am not stupid. You most likely bench press twice or three times my entire body weight but that doesn't intimidate me. I've defeated those who appeared to be far greater than I in video games and I am going to do the exact same thing in my career as a professional wrestler. Beat the bigger, stronger, and more experienced competitors until I am seen as a true wrestler. This Fed Cup is my start to climbing the ladder, I can't wait to see just how high I can go.
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Post by The Icon Chris Lee on Jul 16, 2011 21:05:37 GMT -6
CL: Don't worry so much about Adonis, kid. That anger and stuff...I'm sure being force-fed prision pecker would make a guy a little edgy.
I understand you want to make a name, climb the latter, yadda yadda. I wish ya well, pay your dues, get paid...but grab a big ass glass of reality while you're at it. You play two chords on a ragged-ass guitar, I've preformed in front of thousands, upon thousands. You wanna "rock out", I live to "show out" in the squared circle. Ain't no shame, Zion...you just ain't me...ain't no shame in that.
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Post by Alex Zion on Jul 17, 2011 10:58:11 GMT -6
Zion: Every single man and woman who steps foot inside a wrestling ring should feel at least the smallest bit of nervousness right before the opening bell. We all know anything can and usually does happen inside the squared circle, we as competitors risk our bodies in order to do what we do.
So Chris, don't tell me not to "worry" about Adonis because I am no idiot. I realize he is bigger and stronger thus I need to take the risk factor into account. That causes some sense of nervousness but you must battle past that "worry" and be better than it.
That is what I am going to do in this Fed Cup match, overcome the nervousness and prove I belong here. I'm not ashamed of who I am Lee, I'm DAMN PROUD of who I am! I don't want to be "Chris Lee", the man who just couldn't hack it anymore and ran away with his tail between his legs. Probably the exact same thing you are going to do after you lose this Fed Cup match. I'm not afraid Lee, I'm excited... I'm going to ROCK AND ROLL right past you to win this Fed Cup!
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Post by Nathan Lucas on Jul 17, 2011 11:14:30 GMT -6
JEREMY ADONIS: Alex, I won't lie... you earned a small measure of my respect. You know who you are, and you know what your place is. You may not have the pedigree of "The Icon" and you may not have the physique of a man like me, but you have heart and determination, and in this industry that will get you anything you want... except for the "FedCup: Aloha" trophy.
See, Chris; the danger of living in the past is that eventually the present stands up in front of you and knocks your teeth so far down your throat that you're shit smells like Listerine for a week.
You're still ranting and raving about how great you used to be and not realizing that you're alienating the entire roster, fan-base and management structure of the company you're trying to come back to! Think about it, Chris; do you think you'll have any allies on the roster after you told us all we weren't worth the paper our contracts are written on? Do you think the fans want to pay to see the guy telling them they're watching garbage week in and week out? Do the powers that be want to give that guy a title?
Maybe you're the type that thinks you're better off as a lone wolf; but going out of your way to put more people against you won't get you anywhere other than a hospital bed. I want to beat Shiva and Alex Zion, yes; but you, Chris? You I just want to hurt...
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Post by The Icon Chris Lee on Jul 17, 2011 16:28:13 GMT -6
CL: The "powers that be" can catch a fast train straight to hell. You must be borderline retarded if you, honest to god, think I am concerned about what the "powers that be" think about Chris Lee. Give me a title? This ain't a fairytale, Princess. I've never, not in twelve years, been given any-freakin'-thing. They don't have to want me to have it, be happy with me having it...there ain't a damn thing they can do about it.
Oh, and the fans. Trust me, kid, they know they are watching garbage. Unlike the fine people you associated yourself with in the Wayne County Detention Facility, the fans of World Pro Wrestling have some damn sense. They are needing, wanting...longing for a guy like me back in the fray. Rest assured, you go ask any face-painted, WpW t-shirt wearing, tried and true wrestling fan if they are excited about the return of Chris Lee. Y-E-S!
Back in the past, gentlemen, there were Crusades. Efforts to spread the word. Kings did it, Pope's did it, noblemen did it..."The Icon" will do it, too. Take notice, my WpW Crusade is set to begin on July 26, 2011. Have no fear, I will be your savior!
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Post by Nathan Lucas on Jul 17, 2011 16:52:19 GMT -6
JEREMY ADONIS: The crusades? That's really where you want to go with this? So, you returning to a WPW ring is on par with a religiously sanctioned military conquest to return Christianity to the 'Holy Land'? Bro, 'Crusade' is an impressive word but learn the definition before you toss it around...
I guess I can't be too surprised by your inaccurate historical metaphors, though, should I? After all, nearly everything else you've said has been a bold-faced lie, or at the very least sugar-coated to the point that I fall into a diabetic coma every time your face pops up on my screen.
Let me explain something to you, Chris; I don't waste my time breaking shit down to handicapped levels for people like you. When I say something, you can either keep up or mount a rebuttle against a statement that you don't understand and look like a jack ass. If you have any shot at winning this war (errrrrrrr, crusade) of words before GP 55 you need to stop choosing option "b". I never said you wanted management in your pocket, the fans in your corner, and the roster in your palm... I said that if you keep to the game plan you're currently imploring, you'll never have a shot.
Sure, you want to prove us wrong, you want to show us that you can't be stopped... but when management turns on you, every roster member is swinging a sledgehammer at your skull, and 18,000 fans start calling for your head, you'll never even get started.
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Post by "The Icon" Chris Lee on Jul 17, 2011 22:19:51 GMT -6
CL: Yes, a CRUSADE. I'm spreading my word...the gospel...throughout this organization, and I willing to do whatever it takes to make sure my voice is heard. One thing I'll give you, Adonis, is that you are a persistent little shit.
Ya talk good, kid. Sound like a bonafide war-daddy dropping soundbytes left and right...seen a few like you in my time. Hell, Lost Soul could do that, too. Paul Drake could do that. Rey Sanchez, he was smooth-talkin' SOB. Brotha, I've seen 'em. Gone toe-to-toe with em. What are you going to bring to the table that they didn't? The answer, for your Detroit educated ass, is NOT-A-DAMN-THING. Until you do something, make people notice, grab the attention...cats like you are a dime a dozen in professional wrestling.
Me, on the other hand, I've been there, seen that, won it...ALOT. This Fed Cup thing, its about making a statement. Tossin' your big ass out of the ring will be the exclamation mark.
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Post by Shitty Bob on Jul 17, 2011 22:30:38 GMT -6
POOP!!! You all smell like POOP! Jeremy Adonis, you are dark like POOP! Shiva, your snatch smells like POOP! Alex Zion, your music sounds like POOP! Chris Lee, you're so old you need Dulcolax to help you POOP!
Don't worry World Poop Wrestling, the "Flaming Turd" Shitty Bob is here to save the day. Get right or GET FLUSHED!
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Post by "The Icon" Chris Lee on Jul 17, 2011 22:34:14 GMT -6
CL: You still think WpW doesn't have problems, Adonis? A crack addict named Shitty Bob, the freakin' "Flying Turd", just tossed his name into the Fed Cup free-for-all.
Shitty Bob, folks...what a shame!?
Oh, the whole Shiva's snatch thing did draw a bit of a chuckle from "The Icon". Bitch does look a little dirty.
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