Post by Rey Sanchez on Jun 29, 2006 20:44:23 GMT -6
Nobody can hurt me without my permission – Gandhi
RS – Where are they? Don’t tell me that. I want to know where they are! Bull shit I know you know. Forget it I’ll do it myself.
(We see Reynaldo “iRey” Sanchez talking on the phone in his tailgate of his brand new 07 Silver Toyota Tundra. He seems to have an angered look on his face, which matches his all black attire of a plain black tee, black Dickies and black Converse All-Stars.)
RS – Man this search is making me go nuts, but luckily I got my head straight these days.
(Rey picks up his phone once again and calls his cousin Logan Armada.)
RS – Cousin.
LA – What’s up G?
RS – I am not Grendel.
LA – Nah homie G as in gangsta.
RS – I am not a gangsta either.
LA – Dude what’s up your butt?
RS – Nothing cousin just a bit frustrated.
LA – Still no clue on the where a bouts of your girls?
RS – Exactly!
LA – How do you sleep at night?
RS – I don’t know I always dream of how they will be there the next morning at the foot of my bed.
LA –That’s tough G.
RS – It’s cool I know I will find them. I know they are okay and because of that I am doing all right.
LA – Yeah you have been through a lot especially through WPW.
RS – Yeah not many cats in WPW has had the adventures I have.
LA – No doubt about that.
RS – So what’s the deal today? You actually going to train today?
LA – Yeah I am getting ready right now.
RS – See you there.
(Scene opens back up to Rey’s home gym. He’s dressed in nothing but black Nike shorts and black Nike wrestling shoes. His cousin comes in with a red gym bag wearing a red bandana on his head, a black sleeveless shirt, red Nike shorts and black Nike wrestling shoes.)
LA – What’s up cousin.
RS – Nothing much. WPW wants me to cut another promo.
LA – They have been working you out lately.
RS – No that is far from true. I wanted this match to get me back in championship shape.
LA – Looks like the cameraman is here.
(A WPW cameraman walks in and hands Rey a microphone.)
RS – I guess I have to cut this before we start. That cool cousin?
LA – For sure.
(Rey prepares for his promo with his microphone in hand and paces in front of his ring.)
RS – Michael Graves, make up boy, you don’t deserve to be in the great line of men who wear make up. Those who do have done great things, Kiss has an army and their lead singer has had his share of women, Ozzy Osborne a great rocker, the Misfits a legendary punk band. Yet you belong in the same group as ICP people who just look like clowns in make up. See Mikee you haven’t proved worthy to wear make up and thus that is why I call you a piece of shit. You wear make up and prove nowhere in your WPW career on why you deserve to wear make up. Your red masturbation room does not scare me one bit, but the fact you masturbate and do promos in that same room, that does.
(Logan laughs in the background and Rey just smiles at him.)
RS – Mikee I don’t take you seriously and until you do something in WPW I never will. As for my English? I know it’s not proper grammar, but is this English class? Is this an Ivy League institution? Everyone knew what I meant and that’s what matters. If you want to talk class, proper English then you should look in your mirror. Having sex with the same women as your twin brother? I mean talk about getting CLOSE to your brother, but that is just ridiculous. On the same lines you’re the guy that thought he was a vampire, so don’t come here about PROPER English, make up boy. Oh great another stoner remark, surprise, surprise, be original Mikee.
(Rey releases a large sigh as if he was lecturing a little boy.)
RS – Damn you sure aren’t that smart Mikee boy. You had commitments in XWF, yet you joined WPW thinking it would be some sort of cakewalk. Then you realize that WPW is that damn fucking good. You realized that WPW was too good for you and frankly it still is. There throwing you to the wolf, which happens to be me. This is not a veteran spitting green talk this is a man who really doesn’t respect you Mikee. I don’t and never will. I look at your eyeliner make up and just laugh. What did you prove to yourself with G-man in your lose to him? That you couldn’t cut it? That you weren’t good enough to be in a top-notch company? That you were a complete utter failure? After that match I don’t remember you doing much after that. Right Mikee boy? Fact is you still haven’t done anything in WPW.
(His face grows with disappointment.)
RS – PDJ is a great man, a great wrestler and sometimes men have to wear stretchy pants. Sorry got off track there. Anyhow, PDJ for some weird reason lets his guard down when there’s not much on the line. Hence his lose to you and Lost Soul.
(Rey pauses for a long time.)
RS - PDJ was my toughest opponent and ask good ole Shawn Stryker who his toughest challenge is and he just might say PDJ. So Mikee you beat PDJ, but was it for a WORLD TITLE? I think not because when I took him, on all the marbles are on the line, all the money in the bank was to be decided. People change when the circumstances are that high. You wouldn’t know about pressure because you just lay on your back like the Graves pass around girl, Destiny.
LA – Dude you used that one last time.
RS – Shut up cousin I can’t get over twin brothers screwing the same girl.
LA – At least they didn’t do her at the same time, continue.
(Logan continues to listen in the foreground as he stretches.)
RS – What’s funny about you Mikee is that you are tiring of listening to what you call my bull, but first you say I am half right. Then you continue that I am right. So add two and two you get four and that Rey is fully right. You left WPW scared and you totally forgot that title shots are not given here in WPW but earned. You figured out that Rey is right and for one instance you sound smart.
(Rey giggles.)
RS – Yeah right Mikee, what am I your agent? It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to realize the TV Title is always there for the taking for those who want it that bad. As for you not staying in singles comp I don’t’ catch your drift. What exactly are you saying Mikee? That you can’t hang in the WPW’s singles comp? That you alone can’t win your own battles so you need a tag partner to win? Wait, better yet, you were going to stay in singles, but you were going to cheat to win like DC. You were going to have a friend maybe a cane, a steel chair something on those lines. Either way Mikee you are digging yourself a hole.
(Making a confused look on his face Rey continues.)
RS – I’m just a warm up Mikee? Did I hear that right? Are you sucking hamster’s blood Mikee? How can I be a warm up when you can’t even beat me? I know what you mean you are gonna warm me up. Thanks Mikee I really appreciate that kind gesture of yours, but I reject it. You won’t be a warm up for me you will just be a mess after. Your make up will seep into your eyes and you will cry because all the fans in St. Louis will see that make up boy is not the real deal. You are so lucky that this isn’t televised because you won’t be embarrassed in front of millions just thousands. I guess that’s just your luck huh Mikee?
LA- Hey cousin why is it that you piss everyone off and bring out the so-called monster out of them.
(Rey looks back at him and starts to think.)
RS – Why is that Mikee? You and Chris Lee should start the Reynaldo Sanchez hater club because I seem to make everyone I face hate me. Not only that their so called monster comes out of them. What is it Mikee? What have I done to piss you off so much? What does little old Rey do? I guess you see me and it pisses you off. In order to beat me they have to take this monster out of themselves. Again its just plain stupid Mikee. Even if you got your vampire friends to help you, you still don’t’ scare me. Even if you do join the TV Title match next Goldpush it won’t do anything to my defense of it. See Mikee I don’t have to prove myself I just have to keep my rep up. With you, no one cares about you and thus you have to work your way up. To bad that won’t happen in ST. Louis and next Goldpush it won’t happen either. Mikee don’t be mad just get a Hustler magazine and play with yourself in your red masturbation room.
RS – Where are they? Don’t tell me that. I want to know where they are! Bull shit I know you know. Forget it I’ll do it myself.
(We see Reynaldo “iRey” Sanchez talking on the phone in his tailgate of his brand new 07 Silver Toyota Tundra. He seems to have an angered look on his face, which matches his all black attire of a plain black tee, black Dickies and black Converse All-Stars.)
RS – Man this search is making me go nuts, but luckily I got my head straight these days.
(Rey picks up his phone once again and calls his cousin Logan Armada.)
RS – Cousin.
LA – What’s up G?
RS – I am not Grendel.
LA – Nah homie G as in gangsta.
RS – I am not a gangsta either.
LA – Dude what’s up your butt?
RS – Nothing cousin just a bit frustrated.
LA – Still no clue on the where a bouts of your girls?
RS – Exactly!
LA – How do you sleep at night?
RS – I don’t know I always dream of how they will be there the next morning at the foot of my bed.
LA –That’s tough G.
RS – It’s cool I know I will find them. I know they are okay and because of that I am doing all right.
LA – Yeah you have been through a lot especially through WPW.
RS – Yeah not many cats in WPW has had the adventures I have.
LA – No doubt about that.
RS – So what’s the deal today? You actually going to train today?
LA – Yeah I am getting ready right now.
RS – See you there.
(Scene opens back up to Rey’s home gym. He’s dressed in nothing but black Nike shorts and black Nike wrestling shoes. His cousin comes in with a red gym bag wearing a red bandana on his head, a black sleeveless shirt, red Nike shorts and black Nike wrestling shoes.)
LA – What’s up cousin.
RS – Nothing much. WPW wants me to cut another promo.
LA – They have been working you out lately.
RS – No that is far from true. I wanted this match to get me back in championship shape.
LA – Looks like the cameraman is here.
(A WPW cameraman walks in and hands Rey a microphone.)
RS – I guess I have to cut this before we start. That cool cousin?
LA – For sure.
(Rey prepares for his promo with his microphone in hand and paces in front of his ring.)
RS – Michael Graves, make up boy, you don’t deserve to be in the great line of men who wear make up. Those who do have done great things, Kiss has an army and their lead singer has had his share of women, Ozzy Osborne a great rocker, the Misfits a legendary punk band. Yet you belong in the same group as ICP people who just look like clowns in make up. See Mikee you haven’t proved worthy to wear make up and thus that is why I call you a piece of shit. You wear make up and prove nowhere in your WPW career on why you deserve to wear make up. Your red masturbation room does not scare me one bit, but the fact you masturbate and do promos in that same room, that does.
(Logan laughs in the background and Rey just smiles at him.)
RS – Mikee I don’t take you seriously and until you do something in WPW I never will. As for my English? I know it’s not proper grammar, but is this English class? Is this an Ivy League institution? Everyone knew what I meant and that’s what matters. If you want to talk class, proper English then you should look in your mirror. Having sex with the same women as your twin brother? I mean talk about getting CLOSE to your brother, but that is just ridiculous. On the same lines you’re the guy that thought he was a vampire, so don’t come here about PROPER English, make up boy. Oh great another stoner remark, surprise, surprise, be original Mikee.
(Rey releases a large sigh as if he was lecturing a little boy.)
RS – Damn you sure aren’t that smart Mikee boy. You had commitments in XWF, yet you joined WPW thinking it would be some sort of cakewalk. Then you realize that WPW is that damn fucking good. You realized that WPW was too good for you and frankly it still is. There throwing you to the wolf, which happens to be me. This is not a veteran spitting green talk this is a man who really doesn’t respect you Mikee. I don’t and never will. I look at your eyeliner make up and just laugh. What did you prove to yourself with G-man in your lose to him? That you couldn’t cut it? That you weren’t good enough to be in a top-notch company? That you were a complete utter failure? After that match I don’t remember you doing much after that. Right Mikee boy? Fact is you still haven’t done anything in WPW.
(His face grows with disappointment.)
RS – PDJ is a great man, a great wrestler and sometimes men have to wear stretchy pants. Sorry got off track there. Anyhow, PDJ for some weird reason lets his guard down when there’s not much on the line. Hence his lose to you and Lost Soul.
(Rey pauses for a long time.)
RS - PDJ was my toughest opponent and ask good ole Shawn Stryker who his toughest challenge is and he just might say PDJ. So Mikee you beat PDJ, but was it for a WORLD TITLE? I think not because when I took him, on all the marbles are on the line, all the money in the bank was to be decided. People change when the circumstances are that high. You wouldn’t know about pressure because you just lay on your back like the Graves pass around girl, Destiny.
LA – Dude you used that one last time.
RS – Shut up cousin I can’t get over twin brothers screwing the same girl.
LA – At least they didn’t do her at the same time, continue.
(Logan continues to listen in the foreground as he stretches.)
RS – What’s funny about you Mikee is that you are tiring of listening to what you call my bull, but first you say I am half right. Then you continue that I am right. So add two and two you get four and that Rey is fully right. You left WPW scared and you totally forgot that title shots are not given here in WPW but earned. You figured out that Rey is right and for one instance you sound smart.
(Rey giggles.)
RS – Yeah right Mikee, what am I your agent? It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to realize the TV Title is always there for the taking for those who want it that bad. As for you not staying in singles comp I don’t’ catch your drift. What exactly are you saying Mikee? That you can’t hang in the WPW’s singles comp? That you alone can’t win your own battles so you need a tag partner to win? Wait, better yet, you were going to stay in singles, but you were going to cheat to win like DC. You were going to have a friend maybe a cane, a steel chair something on those lines. Either way Mikee you are digging yourself a hole.
(Making a confused look on his face Rey continues.)
RS – I’m just a warm up Mikee? Did I hear that right? Are you sucking hamster’s blood Mikee? How can I be a warm up when you can’t even beat me? I know what you mean you are gonna warm me up. Thanks Mikee I really appreciate that kind gesture of yours, but I reject it. You won’t be a warm up for me you will just be a mess after. Your make up will seep into your eyes and you will cry because all the fans in St. Louis will see that make up boy is not the real deal. You are so lucky that this isn’t televised because you won’t be embarrassed in front of millions just thousands. I guess that’s just your luck huh Mikee?
LA- Hey cousin why is it that you piss everyone off and bring out the so-called monster out of them.
(Rey looks back at him and starts to think.)
RS – Why is that Mikee? You and Chris Lee should start the Reynaldo Sanchez hater club because I seem to make everyone I face hate me. Not only that their so called monster comes out of them. What is it Mikee? What have I done to piss you off so much? What does little old Rey do? I guess you see me and it pisses you off. In order to beat me they have to take this monster out of themselves. Again its just plain stupid Mikee. Even if you got your vampire friends to help you, you still don’t’ scare me. Even if you do join the TV Title match next Goldpush it won’t do anything to my defense of it. See Mikee I don’t have to prove myself I just have to keep my rep up. With you, no one cares about you and thus you have to work your way up. To bad that won’t happen in ST. Louis and next Goldpush it won’t happen either. Mikee don’t be mad just get a Hustler magazine and play with yourself in your red masturbation room.