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Post by Onyx on Oct 4, 2005 13:48:36 GMT -6
Johnny smirks at Ruiz's last promo.
Johnny: "Listen here chico, I'm the most professioanl man in the ring around. When my music hits it's no more mister nice guy. I'm no longer charming, nor am I cheerful... I'm a ruthless bastard, that will do anything and everything to win a match for my fans. So Ruiz, I hope you and me come face to face, so I can knock that gray five o'clock shadow off your face, for each Johnny O'holic out in the arena and watching at home."
Johnny smirks as the scene fades.
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Post by Drifter on Oct 4, 2005 13:52:50 GMT -6
Elu still at the mansion. The dog "Foofy" still in his lap.
[glow=blue,2,300]Elu: I gave to Sally Struthers little foundation once. I met a nice thirteen year old Phillipene girls. I beleive her name was Blaho, or something like that. She sent me pictures of herself like once a week. Yet I digress from the subject at hand...it's funny to see that Tony Ruiz is off the juice long enough to even flip a channel on a television. And shalom to Eno Redrum. What up cuz?, to Blackowt, touche' to Anthony Christopher Edwards. And a big hayt to Johnny O. I'll rather enjoy my time in the ring against each and every one of you at XL.[/glow]
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Post by Tony Ruiz on Oct 4, 2005 13:56:57 GMT -6
Tony is still at the bar.....watching fed cup promos....drinking tequila.....and laughing....
Tony Ruiz: Oh Oh Oh Chico who are you calling old. I'm not like Bulk Logan, I don't go around dying my shadow. With age comes wisdom, and though I may act a fool, that don't mean I can't run with the young pups and teach them a lesson or two in the ring. Johnny O, Elu, Eno, hell I'm the only one with a decent name around here. But no matter who you are the 3 time, 3 time, 3 time Fed CUp champion plans on becoming 4 time champ.
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Post by joker on Oct 4, 2005 15:12:53 GMT -6
The scene opens inside a small room filled with smoke, only a cigarette's flame is visible. Suddenly a young man's face appears from the fog of smoke.
Joker: "The other day I noticed a sign reading that any wrestler, hell anybody can sign up for this fed cup in WPW... so I came along and saw a bunch of saps here trying to get this fed cup. (drags off the marijuana cigarette) Well I guess I'll throw my cap in, seeing that WPW isn't taking applications, I better just prove myself in a few matches. And for all those Television Title challengers, watch out mutha fackoos, cuz The Joker is coming for ya!"
The Joker takes another hit before the scene fades.
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Post by enoredrum on Oct 4, 2005 15:49:43 GMT -6
As if the antics of Tony and ACE, the idiotic ramblings of Rusty Toad, Johnny Onyx motor mouth Coyote's living in the past and Blackowt's power trip were not enough, we now have to listen to the idle ramblings of The Joker.
A man who hides behind face paint and a haze of marijuana smoke to deal with life. What's wrong little man, did mommy molest you as a child? Was daddy mean to you and slap you around? Perhaps the neighborhood kids picked you last for sports? Is that it? Who gives a flying f**k?!
Bottom line is I have listened to your type and seen your type practically all my life and what it boils down to is you are all talk and no walk. So toke on your joint, paint your face like a moron and rant and rave about how no one is letting you have a chance in the WPW and how you are going to prove it agianst the likes of me and everyone else in the TV Title fight. Go on Joker tell us the joke about how you are going to win. Come on, make us laugh court jester. Come serve your king.
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Post by joker on Oct 4, 2005 16:43:04 GMT -6
Joker's face is irritated.
Joker: "Listen here you fucking dradle spinning, sheep ass looking son of a bitch! I serve no muh-fackoo, and I sure as hell will never bow to you, son of a bitch! You see, I didn't mock you, because I figured that we've both be persucuted all of our lives, so I'd take it easy on you... but you had to open your big Jewish mouth and screw that all up! I don't care if you've seen 'my type' - whatever the f**k that is, all your life... because that's just your thoughts... nobody in WPW knows me.. for if you did, you'd know that I cannot possibly be categorized in a social group... as for your Jewish ass, I'm going to take you out personally. Anus Redbum will fall at the hands of the almoighty Green Jester... The Joker!"
Joker flips the camera off as it fades.
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Post by enoredrum on Oct 4, 2005 17:02:10 GMT -6
Anus Redbum huh? Is that a name you were given by your father after he had his way with you? Go ahead and single me out, at least that way you will be sure to know who it is that you are looking up at when you get tossed over the top rope and eliminated. In case you still can't figure it our, I'll be the one laughing at you and shaking my head in amusement.
Wow dradle spinner, that's original. Like I haven't been caled that before. I would have expected you to come back with something harsher. perhaps, kike, or hebrew slave, Chirst killer or any number of other remarks you could use to put me down and show your massive level of intelligence. Do me a favor, no better yet, do yourself a favor and just quit while you are behind before I decide to make this a personal matter and go strictly after you and not even worry about the Fed Cup.
Sad thing is, you make Tony Ruiz and ACE look like Rhode's Scholars. I'm done with this and I'm done with you. That is until you run off at the mouth again. Shalom.
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Post by blackowt on Oct 4, 2005 19:21:50 GMT -6
bLACKOWT LOOKS AT THE TV IN AMAZEMENT OF THE NEW THINGS AND FACES.....
BLACKOWT: First of all to you Mr. Redrum i would like to say Happy Rosh Hashanah, I too have noticed a bunch of over inflated egos and over intoxicated losers and people too high too realize that they can't compete with the likes of me and you....Now you may think that i am on a power trip....I call it confidence. Im confident in my ability to win this cup. I'm confident enough to know that no one here can take me. And i'm confident enough in my ability to say that my closest challenge will be you.....so i will have my eyes on you. The veterans might think i am overlooking them but i just know that the reason they were successful is because they had no challenges cause no real competitors would wanna fight them because they were a joke. So having said all that just know that i will leave the winner.
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Post by Drifter on Oct 4, 2005 22:27:29 GMT -6
Outside the Real Deal mansion, on the balcony overlooking the cattle farm, Elu Jackson sits with his cane across his lap, smoking a cigar and blowing smoke rings.
[glow=blue,2,300]Elu: It seems that this Fed Cup thing just keeps gaining momentum. Kind of like a bicycle going downhill. Now not only do we have a drunk, a jew, a cameraman, a ghetto thug, a technical wiz, but we have a "juggalo" clown to deal with. It seems to be getting even more fun by the minute. But all is for not guys, all this babbling going on for nothing, for you guys should know by now, that what Elu Jackson wants, Elu Jackson gets. It has always been that way, and always will. As of right now, I want the Fed Cup. I think it would make a great piece to add to my art collection.[/glow]
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Post by enoredrum on Oct 4, 2005 22:34:13 GMT -6
I'm impressed, thank you Blackowt for recognizing one of the true holidays of the world in Rosh Hashanah. Nice to see people actually pay attention to things outside of their own little world. With that said though, don't think it will buy you any sympathy from me in the ring. then again, I don't think you would have it any other way. If I beat you then you would want to know it was because I was the better man and the same goes for me.
Then we have the happy jovial Elu Jackson. To be honest I don't know what to think of this guy. Is he full of more shit than a russian radio station? No, that would be Tony Ruiz. Is he a sandwich shy of a picnic? No that would be ACE. Perhaps he is swimming on the shallow end of the gene pool? No, that spot is reserved for Rusty Toads and The Joker. Maybe, just maybe, this guy is someone to take serious because he is the only one that has not come full of boatsful pride. Time well tell, only time will tell.
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Post by Tony Ruiz on Oct 5, 2005 10:32:24 GMT -6
Tony is through at the bar......Now he has gone to the Landing Strip....For those that don't know The Landing Strip is the Strip Club that Tony owns in his home town of Miami.....Tony is sitting.....yup you guessed it....at the bar of his club having a drink watching fed cup promos.....
Tony Ruiz: I decided in a little change of pace. My dancers are a hell of a lot better to look at than those bums in at the bar. Speaking of bums, it seems that just about every day some on new decides to pop their head into the fed cup fun. Makes me no difference, bring all the jews, the blackies, the clowns, the bums, hell bring in more drunk mexicans and we can call it a party. But the fact remains that Tony Ruiz will become four time fed cup champion and there is nothing anyone can do about it.
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Post by ace on Oct 5, 2005 12:04:49 GMT -6
Anthony Christopher Edwards is happy to be back and bringing the ALLIANCE to your front door...
ACE - Looks like Tony Ruiz is finally coming around and speaking up trying to recapture his glory days here in WpW... See Ruiz I am in this for one reason and one reason only... To bring the cup to the ALLIANCE and keep it there for good... Oh yeah and I forgot to show Donnovan Midas what a true champion looks like, see Ruiz you had a front role seat to Donnovans quest when he first got here in the WpW. When he tried to step to the plate and take your TV title you couldnt stop him all you could do was step behind Sensation and watch him save your ASS... So now you are directly int he way of my quest ot win the Cup and I promise you one thing... You will not stand in my way no matter how good you think your OwO is...
ACE stares at the screen as it fades away...
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Post by Tony Ruiz on Oct 5, 2005 12:19:45 GMT -6
Tony just finished watching ACE's recent fed cup promo and can't help but laugh......
Tony Ruiz: The Alliance, am I suppose to be scared of the Alliance chico. Give me a freakin break. Bringing it to your front door, now that's a laugh. And what kind of moron do you have to be to bring Midas into this. You must have taught him well being his ex manger and all. He couldn't get the job done in the TV title match, in the Cont. Title match, and in the fed cup match. Just as you won't be able to get it done against Tony Ruiz and the oWo.
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Post by enoredrum on Oct 6, 2005 0:57:44 GMT -6
The Alliance, the OWO a group of thugs that travel in packs. Never strong enough to stand on their own so that enforce their will through the power of numbers. The weak travel in packs and that is why I stand alone. True OMR brought me here, opened the door that let me inside, but it is me that will kick the door in and take the WPW by storm and it starts with the Fed Cup.
Three-time, four-time, I don't care if you are the All-time Fed Cup champion because when the bell sounds we all are at square one. Ruiz, ACE, Blackowt, Elu, Joker, Onyx and all the others, we are all the same. So boast and brag, speak of past accomplishments but know that is all they are, memories of the past and this, this is the future and in the future your past is nothing, just as you will be when the time comes and we face off.
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Post by Tony Ruiz on Oct 7, 2005 13:38:18 GMT -6
Tony is still at his club "The Landing Strip" but this time he's at his backstage office watching the fed cup promos while getting a "private" dance from one of his best girls....
Tony Ruiz: Now this is the life. Going into XL and winning back my fed cup. The only reason I lost it was because Shawn Stryker wanted to win it. Now who the hell knows where he's at. Roland is more than likely stuck in the bathroom somewhere. Dennis is off on some Secret Mission. So that just leaves little ol me to win the cup back for the oWo. And that's just what I plan on doing, cause you see I don't need the rest of the oWo to win this cup. I can do it all by my lonesome.
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Post by enoredrum on Oct 7, 2005 14:42:23 GMT -6
I sit and I watch and I constantly see Tony Ruiz with this girl or that girl or a whole pack of girls and it got me to wondering. . . is Ruiz so worried about his male nacho, whoops I mean macho image that he needs to surround himself by a bunch of women to feel more like a man? Perhaps it is because deep down he wishes he was a woman and surrounds himself with that which he most wants to be? Who knows.
Come match time we will see just how much less of a man he is when he gets tossed out of the ring by me or one of the others in the match. We will also see how much of a woman he is when he is outside screaming like a school yard girl at the fact that he has been eliminated. See you soon Tonie.
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Post by Tony Ruiz on Oct 7, 2005 14:48:11 GMT -6
Tony is still at his club getting a "private dance" from one of his dancers....She is naked except for panties....Tony is sitting in his easy chair with his legs spread apart as the dancer is kneeling down between them....we'll leave the rest up to your imagination....
Tony Ruiz: So Elmo finally decides to speak on this. Now he has gone from a preaching hebrew to a shrink. I ain't never wanted to be a women I'm all man there chico. But I don't have to defend myself to you, all I have to do is throw your ass out the ring at the fed cup and that's all the proof I'll need.
The dancer looks up at Tony and smiles....
Tony Ruiz: And don't knock em till you tried em. Nachos are damn good.
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Post by enoredrum on Oct 7, 2005 14:54:43 GMT -6
I was listening to the idiotuc rambling of our resident pimp and it got me to wondering about something Chica, whoops I slipped again, I mean Chico. . . you always seem to be calling me Elmo, why is that? Is it because as a pedifiler, I know that is a big word for you but it means molester of kids. Wait, molester may be to big too.. Let's just call you the Hispanic Michael Jackson, can you understand what that means?
Anyway, do you keep referring to me as Elmo because it reminds you of those special times you sit in the room with the little kids and watch Elmo so you can get a little off of them? I mean come on Chica, dammit I mean Chico, can we come up with something else. hell at least ACE got my name backwards then called me a drink and The Joker was clever enough to come up with Aus Redrum (I still think he was remembering those special moments with his father). Do me a favor, sut your mouth until you come up with something better than Elmo. hen again, we may never hear from you again Chica, dammit I messed it up again! Ah screw it!
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Post by Tony Ruiz on Oct 7, 2005 14:58:46 GMT -6
Tony is enjoying himself with the "dancer" while watching Eno's latest Fed Cup Promo....Tony then busts out in laughter.....
Tony Ruiz: Sut my mouth? Hen again. Damn chico this punk is worse off than FireBomb. Put him and Firebomb in a spelling bee it would be a tie, because they both can't spell. And your the one who brought Michael Jackson into this Elmo, so must be your the one who's having wet dreams about him. Talk is cheap chico, action speaks louder than any words you can't spell. And my action will be winning the fed cup.
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Post by enoredrum on Oct 7, 2005 15:05:27 GMT -6
See a punk is someone who takes it up the ass in prison and I figure since you like that words so much and use it so often you probably know a thing or to about its true definition. Regardless of how I say things or what you think the bottom line is the only punk in the ring for the Fed CUP will be you when I PUNK you and toss you over the top rope. But don't worry Tony, I'll be sure to send one of your girls down to ring side to at least give you a complimentary reach around and kiss after I ream your sorry ass.
I will say this much though, at least you have the balls to respond, most everyone else has gone into hiding. Rusty Toads has, well who gives a rat ass about him anyway. The Joker has laughed his painted ass right out of the running. Blackowt must have experienced a blackout because no one has seen him in days. ACE is looking more like a two of diamonds more and more and I figure Elu Jackson is off smoking some Oompa Loompa pole or what not.
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Post by joker on Oct 7, 2005 17:40:46 GMT -6
Jaker sits in a dark room drinking a glass of scotch. He takes a small sip before looking into the camera.
Joker: "The fed cup is a very unique title here in WPW. As I am a very unique man, I think that I deserve this cup, and it deserves me... kind of like fate. Fate rbought me to WPW, and dmnit, fate will get me an official WPW contract. I don't care how many Oompa Loompas I've got to go through, because there's no stopping a wild card... which is exactly what I am. Fed Cup contendors remember this, he who laughs last laughs best... and the Joker always laughs last!"
The scene fades.
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Post by ace on Oct 7, 2005 18:53:56 GMT -6
Anthony Christopher Edwards and Phillip Shane Abernathy proudly bring to you the hottest thing in sports today…The ALLIANCE
ACE – The moment of truth is drawing closer and closer by the day, the moment where the ALLIANCE will step up and take over the WpW is drawing closer and closer by the day. And finally the day when Anthony Christopher Edwards will step up and win the Federation cup and prove once and for all that he is by far a better performer a better athlete and a better man then Donnovan Midas will ever be.
ACE laughs as he begins to rub his hands together
ACE – During this Federation cup I have detoured off of my original goal and original target which is Donnovan Midas and I have began to speak of these men who are competing to prevent me from reaching my glory, I have began to speak of them like they are a threat to the ALLIANCE, like they are a threat to my glory… With XL drawing closer and closer by the day we must all sit back and realize that there is no way to prevent the rise of the ALLIANCE…
The camera fades away…
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Post by enoredrum on Oct 7, 2005 19:07:56 GMT -6
Well it seems the Joker has reared his ugly head again. He tells us that jokers are wild and he will always last laugh. What he failed to realize as that in almost all card games, with the exception of a few, it is the joker that is discarded, just like he will be discarded in the Fed Cup.
We now see ACE popping up once again like an annoying Jack-In-The-Box. He shows up and does his little song and dance while annoying us all along. Guess it is time to slam the lid shut and put the clown back in his box.
And of course we have Tony "Nacho Chica" Ruiz, Mr. Reading Is Fundamental himself. He has decided to give us all a lesson in grammar, but at the same time he points out my shortcomings in the English from time to time he fails to listen to his own promos and how ignorant he sounds as well. Two words of advise for you Tony. First, if you are going to point out grammar and the proper use of the English language when one speaks, then you had better make sure yours is as proper as Shakespeare. Finally, worry about more pressing matters instead of grammar, like when we come face-to-face and all the talking and grammar won't save you in the ring.
And for the others. . . I will reserve my comments and pass judgment on them later when they finally decide to show their face and break the silence that they are currently bound in. Until then, Shalom.
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Post by ace on Oct 7, 2005 19:13:06 GMT -6
Anthony Christopher Edwards and Phillip Shane Abernathy proudly bring to you the hottest thing in sports today…The ALLIANCE
ACE – Many men have entered this great sport of ours and many men have dominated beyond a shadow of a doubt, leaving the fans and the men in the locker room 100 percent convinced that he was a Legend… Donnovan Midas is NOT one of these men, he has lied, cheated and stole his way to position he is in here in WpW and it is about time someone stepped up and put and end to this disgrace of a man…
Shakes his head back a forth…
ACE – Anthony Christopher Edwards is just the man to do this and with the ALLIANCE emerging as the hottest thing around I have the support of a TRUE LEGEND in the Phil and after I defeat the men who believe they have a chance of winning the fed cup I will have accomplished something that Donnovan Midas has never done … WIN A PRIZE IN THE WpW…
The camera fades away…
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Post by wendy on Oct 8, 2005 9:18:06 GMT -6
Wendy can't help but laugh as she watches the string of WPW wrestlers entering the Fed Cup. She giggles at some on the entrants.
Wendy: "A girl's gotta wonder... wonder what having a match feels like. After I saw the entrant of Elu Jackson, I asked Johnny if he'd let me join... he agreed since he himself is in this match. I just hope Tony Ruiz keeps his herpes infected hands off of me. I'm no slut Tony, I'll Laurena Bobbit your ass the first chance I get. Keep your man-nacho to yourself big guy."
Wendy gags at the thought of Tony Ruiz. The scene fades.
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Post by ace on Oct 8, 2005 17:10:52 GMT -6
Anthony Christopher Edwards and Phillip Shane Abernathy proudly bring to you the hottest thing in sports today…The ALLIANCE
ACE – One question has come up several times now since I have begun to speak directly to Donnovan Midas and no longer speak of the men hoping to stop the ALLIANCE and our future… The question being why are you speaking to a man who is not fighting for the fed cup and not speaking to the men who will beat you… I will give each and everyone of you credit where credit is due, for all of you to have a contract with WpW you must have some form of skills that allows you to compete at this level… But at no point in your career will you have the amount of skills it takes to compete at the level of Anthony Christopher Edwards…
ACE rubs his hands together…
ACE – The level that I am at gentlemen is a level that very few men will reach in there career, that level is called greatness. To be at this level you must have charisma, skills, and well good looks and I must say that I look great… The sooner that you all realize that you are beneath Anthony Christopher Edwards the easier it will be on you all in the long run…
The camera fades away…
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Post by blackowt on Oct 8, 2005 22:19:01 GMT -6
"THE CHAMP IS BACK......DID YA MISS ME"
BLACKOWT: I see in my absence more misfits have joined this merry match....and the same people are talking loud and not saying nothing. I'm really flattered that people noticed i was missing...am i on ya mind that much? I say people fear what they dont know....i guess as long as im going back and forth with you you feel comfortable...but when i disappear you start to wonder what i am up to.....LOL Dont worry come the fed cup everyone will see why I'm in the front and yall in the rear.....THE ERA OF DARKNESS....Dont for get it...cause you will feel it.
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Post by ace on Oct 8, 2005 23:01:20 GMT -6
Anthony Christopher Edwards and Phillip Shane Abernathy proudly bring to you the hottest thing in sports today…The ALLIANCE
ACE – Well it would appear that out of all the men who are putting up fights to win the Federation cup and get directly into the path of the ALLIANCE Eno Redrum is by far proving to be the most annoying one of them all… You continue to believe that this federation cup match has anything to do with you, you continue to believe that you have a chance to win this honor and strip the ALLIANCE of this golden opportunity…It has become very obvious that I must inform you Eno that you are in fact a filler in this match and man who will step into the ring and put up a good fight to entertain the fans but have no real chance of winning the prize or even coming close… But Eno you are more then welcome to continue on with your ranting and raving about jack in the boxes and your dominance in the WpW, it doesn’t bother me because the proof is in the doing and so far you have yet to do anything in the WpW in the ALLIANCE’S eyes…
The camera fades away…
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Post by enoredrum on Oct 10, 2005 16:35:05 GMT -6
So ACE, I am proving to be the most annoying am I? Maybe you should sit back and listen to the idiotic ramblings that spew from your mouth each and every time you open it. Maybe after that, you will see who is truly the most annoying.
Hell, at least I can give Ruiz, Jackson, Joker, Blackowt, Onyx and the others credit for saying something about themselves, but with you it is always about the Alliance, your little "Boy Band" of wrestlers. Learn to stand on your own two feet son and get with the program. Come Fed Cup match time, the Alliance won't be there to save your sorry as. Come hell or high water your ass is on your own and I will take great pleasure in personally seeing that it is tossed over the top rope and down to the cold hard surface below.
With that said, why don't you head back to "Alliance Town" and get with the rest of the boys and mill it over. And you are right, I have yet to do anything in the WPW because I have yet to have a match. I never claimed to be the baddest or brag about my accomplishments in the WPW, as you so put it, because I have none yet. But I will when I eliminate you very soon.
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Post by New Jersey Wrecking Crew on Oct 10, 2005 20:09:08 GMT -6
Form his penthouse Austin watches the war of words going on and laughs. He takes a huge puff on his cigar and moves it to the side of his mouth before speaking...
Look at you punks. Going for the throat.
He takes another puff.
It's so much fun to watch you peasents fight It's great entertainment.
He laughs again
It really doesnt matter who wins the Fed Cup beacuse even with it you will still pale in comparision to my greatness.
While you chumps are fighting over some dumb trophy I will be putting my time to a more valuable cause like the WPW Word Title.
So no matter who wins you loose.
See you later loosers.
The camera fades out
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