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Post by blackowt on Sept 30, 2005 19:56:15 GMT -6
BLACKOWT CAN'T HELP THE UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER AS HE WATCHES THE SCREEN....
BLACKOWT: The hell man...have a made you nervous already...i see that nervous tick(i.e your winking) don't be afraid i won't harm you badly. I will just damage you enough to get you over the top rope. I will make sure not to knock off too much of that greatness....I know how much Johnny likes to look into the eyes of greatness.....
BLACKOWTS FACE SCREWS UP AT THE THOUGHT....
BLACKOWT: Ok i think im gonna be sick at that thought....time to bid you all goodbye
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Post by ace on Sept 30, 2005 20:05:01 GMT -6
Anthony Christopher Edwards has once again graced the World Pro Wrestling with the presence of the ALLIANCE…
ACE - I must say that it is real sad to see what they will put on TV these days. I knew Barney was having it rough but not this rough, next thing you know he will try to be a pro wrestler and call himself Blackowt.
ACE laughs
ACE - Oh wait that sounds fimliar, oh yes that is you right. Yeah sorry Mr. OWT sometimes I get carried away with myself and to actually think you were a purple dino was rediculous when it is obvious that you are a BLACK @#$#$$#. What the hell did I tell you about bleeping me. All I was going to say was that he is a Black Cat. You all are to uptight.
The camera fades away
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Post by Rusty toads on Sept 30, 2005 20:14:53 GMT -6
Rusty Toads is standing in the ring talking once again
You have got to be kidding me my dear Chablis, none of these men are paying any attention to a man of my stature and competitive nature. I have the heart of a lion and the toughness of a rattlesnake can I get a ahman ~ ~ ~ No one will prevail in this match unless I lose a lung or something like that, I am Rusty Toads your new cup champ
Rusty stands there once again
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Post by ace on Sept 30, 2005 20:16:17 GMT -6
Anthony Christopher Edwards has once again graced the World Pro Wrestling with the presence of the ALLIANCE…
ACE – Well it appears that many men are stepping up to the plate to attempt to prevent the rising of The ALLIANCE. We have one man who like the artist formerly known as PRINCE will go by this simple symbol.
ACE sticks his middle finger up in the air
ACE – Another who I am still on the fence with weather he is Barney the dino or not. But every time he gets on air and talk about BJ’S I just cant help but get a warm feeling inside. Now of course lets not forget about Tony Ruiz the OwO flunky or mini SBK as the guys in the back like to call him. Lets face it Tony the only reason you won any Cups is because Denn Mann was taking care of someone else’s cup … Wink Wink …
A voice form the background saids something
ACE – Rusty who?
The camera fades away
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Post by blackowt on Sept 30, 2005 20:19:41 GMT -6
BLACKOWT IS FUMING LOOKING AT THE TV.....
BLACKOWT: So now we resort to racial slinging? Your obvious lack of intelligence and couth has landed you in the dangerous position of PUBLIC ENEMY #1....So now not only ami gonna win the fed cup or at least make sure that you lose....I will end your career...And there aint a damn thing your cronies in the Alliance can do about it....I might be new but imnot alone....Your days are numbered...First the fed cup...then your career.....You have just put yourself right in the eye of the storm that is THE ERA OF DARKNESS!!!!!!
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Post by ace on Sept 30, 2005 21:02:03 GMT -6
Please be aware that you are about to hear the words from the mouth of the greatess sports personality alive today Anthony Christopher Edwards
ACE - Racial Slinging... I am taking that comment personal my dear friend Mr. Owt I am the furthest thing from a rasist man... Hell I cant be rasist young Blackowt I hate all RACIST EQUALLY and all racist are basically anyone who is not ALLIANCE. You my young nobody have entered into a troublesome time here in Worl Pro Wrestling you are going to align yourself with a faction that is ready to oppose the rise of the ALLIANCE and there fore you will be added to that list of men who fall at the hands of Phillip Shane Abernathy and Anthony Christopher Edwards ... The ALLIANCE...
The camera fades away
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Post by enoredrum on Sept 30, 2005 21:29:09 GMT -6
Okay let's take roll shall we? First we have Tony Ruiz who has so much grease in his hair that you can lube 3 Chevys and still oil down the girls at the Landing Strip. Yo be honest it should be called the Air Strip with all the air-headed bimbo running around in the that joint.
Next we have Mr. ABC and 123 who must have Ruiz write his promo with a "brilliant" line of Enu Redum. Wow, that was a good one. Don't know if I can come back against the Seasame Street genius shown in that one. Sadly, it gets worse. So with that said, let's sit back, crack open a beer and wait for the battle of the minds to begin again. Too bad Ruiz, Onxy, ACE and Roasty Toads are playing empty handed. . . or should I say empty headed.
We have Onyx who will last about as long as the rap group he shares a name with. One hit wonder if you ask me. "Slam" and then he's done. Then there is Roasty Toads and his, "Can I get an Ahman?" How about a Ah shut the hell up instead.
Firebomb I don't really have a problem with because he seems to just do his job and go about his business.
The only one I have seen that has any sorta game is BlackOwt, but when the game is on the line he will see the only thing getting cut off is not my chance at the Fed Cup, but his nuts if he crosses me.
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Post by ace on Sept 30, 2005 21:38:45 GMT -6
Anthony Christopher Edwards of The ALLIANCE has decided to respond to ...
(Middle finger in the air)
ACE - You know if I wasnt so rich already Mr.
(Sticks middle finger in the air)
I would enjoy to have a quater for everytime someone who was about to face me decided to under esitimate my talent. Lets take for example Donnovan Midas. Now my old friend and brother Donnovan underestimated me and decided that he was going to push ACE to the side for that reject who couldnt hold on to his Big Gold title and now look at him. Not a word from him since I planted that chair right into his skull and showed him how much of a fool he was. So now Mr.
(Sticks middle finger in the air)
Do yuo really want to test Anthony Christopher Edwards and the ALLIANCE?
The camera fades away
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Post by enoredrum on Sept 30, 2005 22:20:18 GMT -6
*Sticks middle finger in the air*
Yes, we can see that you truly are "number one." Or are you trying to show us how high you can count? Maybe you are trying to show us one of the four sisters on Palm Street that great you each night and keep you company. Instead of stikcing it up the air ACE, why don't you stick it up your ass instead.
Do I really want to mess with you? Perhaps, but what I really want to do is shut you the hell up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, blah, blah, blah, yadda, yada, yada. . . WHATEVER. You and Ruiz really need to get together because you guys are one syllable, one punch-line wonders. I'm thinking you got the same script writer or perhaps you two were seperated at birth. Who knows and who the hell cares. Come Fed Cup time we'll see who's running off at the mouth.
*Sticks middle finger in the air*
Maybe you can take some of that money you been talking about seeing how you are so rich and buy a personality and some good writers.
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Post by ace on Sept 30, 2005 22:54:43 GMT -6
Once again Anthony Christopher Edwards...
ACE looks outraged at what he has just seen on TV he is on his cell phone talking
ACE - What are you talking about I am well within my rights for calling you about this subject right now.
A moment passes as ACE listens
ACE - That is crazy it is obvious that I am the first person ever to stick there middle finger up in like the ENTIRE world.
A moment passes again as ACE looks more upset
ACE - I dont know how to say his name let alone spell it but I do remember that it sounds like a liquor... Why dont you get off your lazy ass and get the middle finger i stuck up copyrighted. Well FINE then you just been erased from my Christmas list.
The camera fades away
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Post by enoredrum on Sept 30, 2005 23:49:30 GMT -6
Wow, erased form your Christmas list. Oh no, I htink I am gonna shed a tear now. . . NOT! Seeing how I prefer Haunnakah to Christmas, I think I won't lose any sleep over not getting your card this holiday season.
Let me break it down for you like I did for Tony Ruiz and put it into Dick and Janes style for you to comprehend. The name is E-No Red-Rum. Write it 100 times on the chalkboard, take a picture, do whatever it takes to help you remember the name cause it is the name of the man that will be tossin' your sorry ass over the top rope when we meet face to face in the ring.
The bottom line is you can say all you want, you can cross me off your Christmas list, your New Years Eve party invitation list and don't worry baout having me over for a Memorial Day Bar-B-Q. All you need to do is face the fact that you are the lesser man and I will prove that today, tomorrow, when we step into the ring against one another and any other time you feel the need to be beat down like a red-headed step child.
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Post by ace on Oct 1, 2005 13:34:42 GMT -6
Anthony Christopher Edwards is staying in a classroom facing a chalk board.
ACE - This is rediculous (Sticks middle finger in the air) I am writing your name over and over again like you requested but I still dont understand it ... E-NO RED-RUM are you like a distant cousin to U-LIKE ANAL...
ACE moves away from the chalk board and reveals that he has writing 100 times ENO REDRUM fears ACE...
ACE - I really like this one better I think it makes more sence to call you the man who fears ACE then anything else. Middle finger is just to hard to do and your name is well just really stupid... So now that I have offically re-named you I want to wish you a happy CHANUKA...
Camera fades away
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Post by enoredrum on Oct 1, 2005 13:41:36 GMT -6
No, I believe the person you are referring to when you said U-Like Anal was your father. Your mother would be Mrs. Likes Barn An-I-Mals. However, I am amazed that you can write, but seeing how I am gonna break that middle finger off and stick it straight up your ass you won't be able to write for very long.
Fear you, you think I fear you? I don't fear you or anyone else in this Fed, except maybe Rusty Toads because he is just a complete moron. If anything, I pity you. I pity you because by the time you wake up from me knocking your sorry ass out and tossing you over the rope, your clothes will be out of style. Then again, looking at the crap you wear in your promos, I think they already are.
Bottom line is that you can say all you want, but when we step into the ring, the time for talking is over and the time for action will have arrived. Then we will see if your ass can cash the check your mouth is writing.
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Post by blackowt on Oct 1, 2005 14:42:24 GMT -6
BLACKOWT HANGS UP HIS CELL PHONE AS HE IS WATCHING WPW PROGRAMMING....
BLACKOWT:Ahhhh yes Eno. As you have so elequently and intelligently put it...the time for talk is over...Talk is cheap.....I will enjoy watching you put As....Ace out of his misery.....but unfortunately for you my friend...after that i must throw you over the top rope and claim the prize that is rightfully mine....It is in my destiny to win that cup and start THE ERA OF DARKNESS off to a very grand start!!!!!!!
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Post by enoredrum on Oct 1, 2005 14:57:15 GMT -6
Rightfully yours? In your destiny? I'm sorry did I miss something? Did your family make the Fed Cup? Did you have it stolen from you and now you seek to reclaim it? I don't think so. The only thing that is rightfully yours is my boot across your backside and a free ticket to the cold hard floor surrounding the mat.
The only Era of Darkness you will find is the time you spend unconcious after I beat you into submission. The only thing that is in your destiny is the opportunity to stand outside the ring and looking up at me after I have tossed you out and eliminated.
How does it feel knowing you are less than a man? Knowing that you don't have what it takes to get the job done? Sure you, I and everyone else can say all we want to, but when the time arrives we will truly see who it is that has what it takes to lay claim to the Fed Cup.
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Post by blackowt on Oct 1, 2005 16:46:15 GMT -6
BLACKOWT IS SITTING AT HIS DESK AND VIEWING THE PLASMA SCREEN ACROSS FROM HIM....
BLACKOWT:Less then a man? I don't have what it takes? Unconscious and looking up at you? I have never heard such numerous fallacies spat from the same mouth at the sametime. I am more then enough man to take you out!!!!! I will take you throw you over the rope and leave you there wondering what happened.....much the same way you were when your wife left you.....You have lost many things in your life and this Fed Cup will be added to the things that are no longer within your grasp. You're used to failure so i know you have nothing to lose. As i myself have nothing to lose..... time will tell who will prevail!!!!!!
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Post by enoredrum on Oct 1, 2005 16:52:44 GMT -6
Falacies huh? Just like the one you stated about my wife leaving me. Get your facts straight, p[ay attention to what I say, read the newspaper clippings. She did not leaveme, she was killed in a car wreck with my son, two years before my daughter was killed. I hate it when people either a.) can't get their facts straight or b.) try to twist them to fit what they are trying to say. it shows ignorance and laziness, two things you seem to define.
Okay then, throw me out, eliminate me. . . if you can. My life is not full of failures, only my career in faultering federations. My life is full of trials and tribulations, tests if you will. They have not killed me, only scarred me and for that I am a better man, a stronger man. We will see when we meet. Until then be well, I want you at your best when we meet so you have no excuses. I just hope I am the one that gets to toss you over the ring so that you can face the reality of being a lesser man than me. Shalom.
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Post by ace on Oct 2, 2005 9:38:11 GMT -6
Anthony Christopher Edwards and Phillip Shane Abernathy proudly bring to you the ALLIANCE...
ACE - So sad so sad... How simple men like you all fighting for the fed cup out your bodys thru the torture you will be putting them thru...
ACE smiles at the camera
ACE - You men will step up to the plate and lose the fed cup to the ALLIANCE and then have to hop on a plane right afterwards and fly all the way to Japan to fight Tommy D. Powers who will be well rested and ready to show you all up...
Shakes his head back and forth
ACE - I almost pitty you chumps but then I realize that I am better then you all and my pity for you men is beneath me.. So I stop and have a drink...
Laughs as the camera fades away... ]
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Post by blackowt on Oct 2, 2005 14:48:30 GMT -6
BLACKOWT IS SITTING WATCHING THE FOOTBALL GAMES FOR THE DAY....
BLACKOWT: ENO ENO ENO....YOU SAY A I SAY B....BLAH BLAH WHETHER SHE LEFT OR WHETHER SHE DIED THE POINT IS SHE IS NO LONGER WITH YOU....JUST LIKE YOUR HOPES OF WINNING THE FED CUP WILL BE KILLED WHEN YOU SEE YOURSELF FLYING OVER THE ROPES...YOU SAY THAT I AM LAZY AND STUPID...TWO QUALITIES WHICH HAVE NEVER DEFINED MY PERSON.....YOUR TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS MIGHT HAVE MADE YOU A STRONGER MAN....AND IF THIS IS TRUE I HOPE THAT THIS LOSS WILL ALSO MAKE YOU STRONGER....TIME SHALL TELL
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Post by Tony Ruiz on Oct 3, 2005 13:59:31 GMT -6
Tony is sitting outside his favorite bar fast asleep.....The barkeep is coming into work and sees him alseep outside the door and wakes him up.....
BarKeep: Hey Tony wake up man, the bar about to open.
Tony wipes the sleep from his eyes......
Tony Ruiz: Hey chico, it's about time. Been waiting all weekend.
Barkeep: We were open this past weekend. You slept on the sidewalk the whole time.
Tony Ruiz: Really, did I miss anything on the fed cup?
Barkeep: Nah not really, just the usually group of no bodies putting their nose where it don't belong.
Tony Ruiz: Looks like I'll have to come and shut em up chico. Hurry up and unlock that door I'm thirsty.
Barkeep: I bet you are!
The barkeep unlocks the door as Tony staggers in behind him....
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Post by Coyote on Oct 3, 2005 14:13:50 GMT -6
At Tony's bar an interested person is sitting at the end of the bar. He looks up at the TV screen that is showing WPW TV then looks over at the cameras filming.
Barkeep:: You know Coyote, if a drunk like Tony can be in pro wrestling you should enter this open invitational Fed Cup. You're big enough, and I've seen plenty of bar room brawls you've mopped up. You could really take em.
Coyote:: I hear ya.
The Barkeep slides a contract that one of the WPW cameramen just so happen to have.
Barkeep:: Could be some good money in it and a free trip to Japan.
Coyote perks up more interested than ever and speak out....
Coyote:: I HEARD THAT!
Coyote smiles with his famous toothy grin and signs his name to the contract. HOLY SH*T the famed Cameraman Coyote from NEW has entered Fed Cup?
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Post by Tony Ruiz on Oct 3, 2005 14:22:08 GMT -6
Tony Ruiz walks into the bar behind the barkeep as the barkeep grabs the remote and turns on the TV to channel 88 WpW TV...
Tony Ruiz: Hey Yo! Barkeep you see who just signed a WpW contract. The toothless wonder himself, Coyote. SBK has told me stories about this dude from when he was a cameraman back in NEW.
Barkeep: Yeah man I see it.
Tony Ruiz: He just signed his death warrent. Cause even if your cool cats so to speak with SBK that don't give you a bye from the beating you'll receive at the hands of the 3 time, 3 time, 3 time fed cup champion.
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Post by Coyote on Oct 3, 2005 14:31:24 GMT -6
For years in NEW this mildmannered cameraman named Coyote has only uttered two lines "I hear ya" and "I heard that". Applying differing meaning and inflections at different times. The most famous story of Coyote was after years of being a mild-mannered cameraman, Finally the verbal abuse from "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann became too much and when the camera stopped rolling Dennis Mann did not stop his insults that is until the Black Bart looking Cameraman named Coyote took a push from the seven footer and return with one right hook to the jaw KO'ing the big man. Coyote was fired but his legend was secured. The barkeep hands Coyote a piece of paper as Coyote begins to leave the bar.
Barkeep:: You plane leaves next Tuesday and be sure to have fun with the geisha girls.
Coyote:: I heard that!
Coyote raises his arm acknowledging everyone in the bar, looks over towards where Tony Ruiz was sitting and just shakes his head and rolls his eyes as he leaves.
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Post by Tony Ruiz on Oct 4, 2005 7:54:52 GMT -6
Tony looks up from the bar and sees Coyote leaving.....
Tony Ruiz: Damn chico didn't even know you were here. Leaving a little early for the land of the rising sun now aint' ya. Fine go ahead and leave see if I care chico. I'm going to stay here and have a few more drinks and watch a few more promos.
Tony laughs....
Tony Ruiz: That is if anyone else has the nerve to step up.
Coyote raises his glass to Tony as he steps out of the bar.
Tony Ruiz: I hear ya chico. I'll drink to that.
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Post by Onyx on Oct 4, 2005 8:06:06 GMT -6
The scene opens inside Johnny Onyx's home in Vegas. The glow of the streets are seen in a window behind Johnny.
Johnny: "Tony, you and those brauds think you are truly something special, don't you? Hell you mock a crap for stable made by a frosty top ttrying to compete with the big guns. Face it Tony, you and the whole oWo are a bunch of mocking birds. No new shit, always the same old stupid oWo shit. "
Johnny laughs.
Johnny: "Which is sad actually. But as for someone stepping up to the plate, I'll be that man. Now I know I don't have any allies in this thing, as it seems you do... but I'll straight up fight any of these fed cup fools... be it you, Ruiz... or Methodman... errr Blackowt... that fag Ace, or Firebum.... the fact of the matter is this.... Johnny Onyx will dominate the XL debut show... and you can bet your brauds on that Tony!"
Johnny smiles before a new trademark slogan.
Johnny: "Take THAT to the bank bitches!"
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Post by Drifter on Oct 4, 2005 9:13:59 GMT -6
The Real Deal owner at his self titles Real Deal mansion just outside of Las Angeles.
[glow=blue,2,300]Elu Jackson: I never actually planned on stepping into the ring myself. ...but you guys seem to have made this little Fed Cup battle seem somewhat fun. I think that I shall put my name in the hat, so to speak. It'll be fun, and I'll get to win my on gold here in WPW rather than relying on others.[/glow]
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Post by Tony Ruiz on Oct 4, 2005 9:21:39 GMT -6
Tony is still setting at the bar and having a drink.....He watches the latest fed cup promos from Johnny O and Elu Jackson....he then laughs out loud....
Tony Ruiz: Ask and ye shall recieve. I did ask for it, and who steps up so to speak. None other than the new guy to WpW Johnny O and the freak on a leash Elu Jackson. Now Johnny you say you don't have any allies in this match, but you know what I'm the only member of the oWo to sign up for the cup. No Shawn, No Dennis, and no Roland. Just the three time fed cup champion and 1/2 of the tag team champions Tony Ruiz. That's a good thing for you chico, cause even by my self I'm too much oWo for anyone to handle.
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Post by Onyx on Oct 4, 2005 13:11:18 GMT -6
Onyx breaks out in laughter after watching the two previous promos. He holds his gut and leans forward before pausing to catch his breath.
Johnny: "Elu Jackson? What the hell kind of match is this going to be? The Italian Stallion, Ruiz... King of the Ooompa's Elu Jackson... The Jewish matsermind that is Eno Redrum.... don't forget Ace, I know its' easy folks... let's just not forget him. Firbung, and many more will also be partaking in the ass whipping dished out in pure Wolfgang Puck style bitches! Take it to the bank Sally Struthers!"
Onyx laughs as the promo fades.
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Post by Drifter on Oct 4, 2005 13:30:45 GMT -6
Elu, still in his egg shaped chair at the Real Deal mansion. His pink poodle is sitting in his lap.
[glow=blue,2,300]Elu: Wow, so the technical genious is starting to get worried, and about a big dumb jew. I'm impressed. I'd think he'd be worried more about the king of toilet humor Roland Peck joining his partner Ruiz in the match. That's okay though, for the Prince of Los Angeles will know what to do when he steps into the ring. I have been trained by the best. I've been watching wrestlers go at it since I was six years of age, and the fed cup would be a nice water bowl for my little foofy here. [/glow]
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Post by Tony Ruiz on Oct 4, 2005 13:42:03 GMT -6
Tony is sitting at the bar as he watches the last fed cup promo from Johnny O.....he then grabs the remote and begins to flip through the channels as he speaks....
Tony Ruiz: Home shopping network.......ESPN......Food network....everything but WpW television......Seems like Johnny O my gosh I'm going to get beat by Tony Ruiz in the fed cup can't seem to focus on. Go ahead and laugh it up. I like to have a good time like everyone else chico but when it comes to in ring action, I'm all business. And at the fed cup battle royal I'll take care of business of becoming a four time fed cup champion.
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