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Post by thajuggalo on Aug 7, 2005 18:16:38 GMT -6
Juggalo is driving in his van to BK. He has the wombat riding shotgun. Hes seatbelted in and everything.
Juggalo: Ya see everyone can come to a compromise. My furry lil freind here also digs whoppers and so hed stop jumping me I offered him the free one. As for being a closet SBK fan hey who isnt your a legend Ill give you the props for that. You deserve them Right lil guy.
Wombat: GRRRRR
Juggalo: listen you lil bastard. If it wasnt for PETA Id squash your ass no sit there don't back talk and enjoy your whopper.
Wombat: Grrrr.
They drive off into the distance with thoughts of burgers dancing in their heads.
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Post by sbk on Aug 7, 2005 18:23:19 GMT -6
["Life is an open road to meeee" plays in the background as The "Strike-Back Kid" Shawn Stryker appears on camera holding his stomach.]
SBK:: Since I'm already at the arena. If you catch this on the video monitor in your car Juggalo. Bring me a Bacon Double Cheese Burger and a Vanilla Shake and make sure that wascally wombat stays out of my food. thanks man!
[Scene fades as SBK is finished using Fed Cup promos to order food.]
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Post by thajuggalo on Aug 7, 2005 18:30:26 GMT -6
Juggalo pulls up to the drive thru window. Yeah I need 2 whopper 1 with no cheese and no onions, a double bacon cheese burger 3 fries 2 chocolate 1 vanilla shakes Drive thru dude: 18.78 pull around Juggalo: I got this coupon for a free whopper. What do you mean expired The wombat snaps his head toward drive thru dude. Juggalo: Attack The wombat leaps on the drive thru dude. Chaos breaks out in BK the wombat comes running out of the window with a bag of food and a couple drinks. Juggalo speeds off.
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Post by sbk on Aug 7, 2005 18:50:12 GMT -6
["Life is an open road to meeee" plays in the background as The "Strike-Back Kid" Shawn Stryker appears on camera, he's at the Manhattan Center.]
SBK:: So here I am. We're in New York, only a few hours til Fed Cup bell time. I've held World Titles in the Major League WRESTLING federation and the New Era WRESTLING federation. Those championships overshadow this Fed Cup and Fed Cup pales in comparison but those titles were won and retained under a set of rules in this business where you go to such "lengths" that overcome your opponent. Fed Cup is the reverse. I pride myself on being able to OUTwork, OUTshine, and OUTdo every opponent at every turn and this Fed Cup victory tonight will prove I can adapt and win at any level and any set of restrictions put on me. I can't say Stryker will have never looked soooo good because Fed Cup isn't that big ah deal but I can say I'll prove yet again there's a reason I've gotten my name and rep over the years and tonight at Manhattan Center is just another example of that.
[SBK is cut off as the camera fades out.]
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Post by "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann on Aug 7, 2005 18:57:43 GMT -6
"Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann looks at the camera angrily.
Denn-Mann: Look here you little clown chumsky, having a wombat fetish like Richard Gere's passion for gerbils won't be winning you Fed Cup. You talk about performance enhancing drugs like you know something! You wanna concern yourself with th size of my schlonger then I'll set something up with Monique backstage and she can measure my stick for you and report back what can of Mann I am! Be lucky I don't swing towards the gay clown set you freak or I'd whip my 10 inch cockadoodle do out and piss whip your ass in the Battle Royal Tonight! So just keep on putting you foot in your mouth cause your ass is already loaded with juggled dildos I'm sure YES ah-ha!
Fade out
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Post by thajuggalo on Aug 7, 2005 19:01:57 GMT -6
Juggalo: What did you mean no bacon cheese burger Wombat: wee wee wee hee Juggalo: O well i got 2 cheese burger and slap those babies together we'll blame the no bacon on the drive thru dude. He won't know. You enjoying your whopper Wombat: wee weet wee Juggalo: Hey you stole em you pick the onions off yourself. Wombat: GRRRRRR!!! Juggalo: Hey man I'll take your rabid ass to the zoo and they'll put you down. Wombat: Meep!!! Juggalo: We need to give you a name. Wombat & Juggalo: Hmmm..
scene cuts to them pulling into the Manhatten Center.
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Post by sbk on Aug 7, 2005 19:03:09 GMT -6
["Life is an open road to meeee" plays in the background as The "Strike-Back Kid" Shawn Stryker appears on camera after just witnessing Dennis Mann's tirade of Juggalo.]
SBK:: Touchy Touchy Denny. Sounds like you're as angry at Juggs as much as he popped off and got angry at me earlier today for exposing his re-hash routine but all's well and he's back on track and on the way to the arena with my food. Yeah man just when you thought Good ol' SBK had a new enemy in Juggalo, the kid comes around and realizes he can't look good going after this cat. He's got his hands full with a wascally wombat as it is.
[The scene fades as SBK chuckles.]
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Post by thajuggalo on Aug 7, 2005 19:41:30 GMT -6
Juggalo walks up to security and the guard looks at the wombat. Guard: Hey no animals Juggalo: Its my seeing eye wombat i need him. Guard: Right check it with the rest of the wrestling animal mascots. He points to a room full of animals. Theres a bulldog, parrot, python, and a poodle among others. Juggalo tell the wombat to get in the room the wombat actually listens and enters the room as you here growling squacking and hissing in the room. Juggalo: Which way to SBK's locker room. The guard points and Juggalo is on the way with his food. Sipping on SBK's vanilla shake (shhh kids he'll never know
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Post by SBee and Juggs on Aug 7, 2005 19:44:08 GMT -6
The following is a joint Striking-Clown Production. SBK is in his dressing room and there is a knock on the door it's none other than Juggalo! SBK raises an eyebrow as he answers the door.
SBK:: Yeah man?
Juggalo: what up heres your order some pimple face drive thru dude forgot your bacon.
SBK:: Sh*t Man I love bacon. No sweat.
Juggalo: I got some xtra fries if you want em
SBK:: No thanks man. See you in the Battle Royal tonight kid.
[SBK closes the door as he re-enters his dressing room he tosses the bag in the trash and mutters to himself, "goddamn f*ck up".]
Juggalo pounds on the door and screams
Juggalo: HEY ENJOY THE SPECIAL SAUCE
[SBK rolls his eyes thinking what an idiot Juggalo must be if he thought that SBK was gonna fall for that old trick. Fade out]
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Post by Ryansup on Aug 7, 2005 21:29:26 GMT -6
WpWers, Deadline has now passed.
Great job!
thanX
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