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Post by greaseball on Aug 6, 2005 11:25:57 GMT -6
Another broadcast for Roland Peck brought to you by the "Golden Toilet"
[glow=red,2,300]Roland: It's so funny to see people like Henry W. Miller in this tourney now. He claims to represent America, but I'm American, and I don't want him representing me. I don't think that he'd make a good rep for the Fed Cup either. At least with Tony Ruiz, the people knew what to expect. I guess I'll just have to beat them all and then there won't be any problems.[/glow]
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Post by sbk on Aug 7, 2005 2:02:06 GMT -6
["Life is an open road to meeee" plays in the background as none other than The "Strike-Back Kid" Shawn Stryker appears on camera.]
SBK:: The VERY BEST in this game, sport and business...returns to Goldpush at MSG and what better way to turn heads and shock the world of WPW than to for the very first time...enter the Fed Cup! Yeah, it's real. For far too long this thing called Fed Cup in the World Pro WRESTLING Federation has been nothing but a fish bowl for the "have nots". A place where bottom feeders and the WPW downside actually had a chance to win a match....NOT THIS WEEK! The most resilent, renowned and resourceful superstar to ever set foot in a WPW ring just entered the mix. LET THE WPW Downside shredding begin!!!
[The camera fades out SBK knows his entry into the Fed Cup will spark huge interest This cats and cuties is big!]
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Post by "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann on Aug 7, 2005 2:11:23 GMT -6
"Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann is seen in the camera shot.
Denn-Mann:: Yes ah-Ha! As a former Fed Cup winner, I welcome SBK to the dance. I'm getting in this one too just to finally be able to be in the ring competing against Good ol SBK! It's gonna be the OWO vs a bunch of chumpskies vs SBK! Yes ah-Ha!
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Post by sbk on Aug 7, 2005 2:18:16 GMT -6
"Life is an open road to meeee" plays in the background as none other than The "Strike-Back Kid" Shawn Stryker appears on camera.
SBK:: "Finally?" Denny did you say finally? We've wrestled before. You got nothing on Good ol' SBK and the wrestling world knows it. Big Mann, you and the rest of the OWO are gonna find out who their daddy is and who owns them in this Fed Cup. It's coming MY WAY! You're looking at a top teir player who can win on any field and under any circumstances. My work-rate is unparalled in this business and the fans and experts will back me up on it. So go ahead and bring your "best", Denny cause you know it's gonna get "BESTED" and the same goes for you Tea-Bag Tony of OWO fame! You cats are gonna have to pay homage to the BEST in this match now!
The camera fades out.
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Post by "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann on Aug 7, 2005 3:09:28 GMT -6
"Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann appears again on camera.
Denn-Mann:: That's right. Finally. Finally in WPW. Your way S-bee? As it stands right now "oh god of SBKdom" Shawn Stryker, Someone from the OWO has the "lead". Tony has set a new standard in Fed Cup and S-Bee, you're late to the party. THE OWO is the dominant force in WPW...not the main event chumpsky who couldn't win the WPW World Belt at Wrestival. That'd be S-B-You! Yes ah-AH!
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Post by sbk on Aug 7, 2005 3:17:07 GMT -6
"Life is an open road to meeee" plays in the background as none other than The "Strike-Back Kid" Shawn Stryker appears on camera.
SBK:: SO the point is Tony Ruiz is the standard for Fed Cup? Fine with me. The VERY BEST in WPW just entered the mix of Fed Cup and will PROVE I'm the cat who's considered a Main Eventer who doles out quality matches and works hard and can do this Fed Cup thing and WIN it Too! Juggling chainsaws and dropping turds in toilets DON'T win World Titles. They won't win Fed Cup either as long as I'm in this one to win it. You're looking right now at the only cat in Fed Cup who is a WORLD CHAMPION caliber star in WPW. SO take that one Denny, take those words swallow them real hard then... go "yes ah-ha". My words will lead to your loss, Chumpchange!
The camera fades out.
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Post by "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann on Aug 7, 2005 3:27:34 GMT -6
"Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann appears again on camera.
Denn Mann:: Chainsaws and Turds. Well I'm gonna cut your crappola down to size cause after all I am "Th Look Th Size". YES ah-Ha! So I've never won a World Title. We're not in a World title match, we're in a FED CUP match, Main Event CHUMPSKY! This isn't your arena of the big, bold, flashy, dashy, say what you want however long you want, do whatever you want, set of circumstances. I can't boast of a World Title much less of dual six month plus reigns in different companies but we're in Fed Cup and I GOTZ one of those...and YOU S-Bee don't! Yes ah-Ha! I'm done focusing my attention on you with the small amount of time we're given. I'm the BIGGEST star in this match and I've got others to deal with! Yes ah-ha!
Before Denn can speak of others his time is out and the camera cuts off.
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Post by sbk on Aug 7, 2005 3:36:55 GMT -6
["Life is an open road to meeee" plays in the background as The "Strike-Back Kid" Shawn Stryker appears on camera.]
SBK:: So let me get this straight.
[SBK holds out his hands and acts as if he's weighing something in each hand.]
SBK:: On one hand, Fed Cup. The other hand, World Title. They aren't even. It isn't close. World Titles are tougher to win than this "talk for 10 seconds, reply to opponent" style of promos. But one thing is true you did try to convey, it's high time Good ol SBK focus on other cats in this match cause I got plenty to say against these WPW Downsiders in this one.
[SBK notices he is being cut off so it ends his words for this appearance but more are to come as the camera fades out.]
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Post by thajuggalo on Aug 7, 2005 11:10:14 GMT -6
Juggalo is watching TV. It appears it's The Crocodile Hunter he's watching.
Croc Hunter: Remember Wombat can be very dangerous.
Juggalo's eyes go wide as he looks at the TV and sees the rabid wombat from an earlier skit sitting on top of the TV set.. The wombat leaps from the TV squealing and grunting. It lands on Jug's face and tips him over in his chair. At this point all the over animals start attacking him. Three cats pounce on his head and starts scrathing and the poodle grabs ahold of his ballbag. Just then the clown he had tied up in his closet walks over carrying the chainsaw. Juggalo has a scared look in his eys. The clown stands over Juggalo's head. The clown squats down and farts on his head. Then starts the chainsaw cuts the door open and leaves followed by the animals.
Juggalo: Ok the circus definatly isnt for me
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Post by sbk on Aug 7, 2005 14:06:59 GMT -6
["Life is an open road to meeee" plays in the background as The "Strike-Back Kid" Shawn Stryker appears on camera.]
SBK:: You really suck if you're rehashing old sh*t for a little Fed Cup promo. Juggalo comes out here and says nothing about Fed Cup, Nothing about opponents. Juggalo, behind the scenes you've already admitted how much you SUCK! There's no point in me repeating how bad you are. I thought the top cats of this place were getting rid of the Downside. Yet here comes Juggalo, Corey Hicks and Henry Miller to stain WPW once more. At least Juggalo isn't coming out here saying how he's gonna kick my ass and ruining his credibility. No-one would buy a word he says then. Since we're talking turkey about blowing cred, let's talk Henry Miller. The former Hurricane Web-Bastard Miller. HWM, I'm very sick of you trying to lump yourself in with the cats like me who's been in WPW and made it what it is today. YOU HAVE NOT! You're not a legend, you're not part of WPW's foundation so stop trying to ACT like you're side by side with me, PDJ and Grendel. You talk about Fed Cup being your "last laugh". You haven't seen a last laugh til you see what the I'm gonna do to not just you but everyone else in this thing.
[SBK's time is up and the camera fades out.
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Post by Johnny The Pirate on Aug 7, 2005 14:23:48 GMT -6
(Johnny the Pirate, WPW's resident Midget wrestler is standing on the docks near the Hudson River.)
[glow=yellow,2,300] JthP: Tis Aye, Johnny the Pirate ready to git me some booty yet again! Another Fed Cup chalise.[/glow]
(Johnny's parrot 'Rusty' then squawks.)
[glow=red,2,300]Rusty: RAWWWWK! Go4Gold! Go4Gold![/glow]
[glow=yellow,2,300]JthP: Ye land lubbers who're in me booty match called Fed Cup have already spoken ye werds. I speak me own. I must seek me revenge on th OhDubYo and me's can'ts wait to see if Juggalo can juggle me's. Tis gonner be fun.[/glow]
(The camera fades.)
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Post by sbk on Aug 7, 2005 14:36:11 GMT -6
["Life is an open road to meeee" plays in the background as The "Strike-Back Kid" Shawn Stryker appears on camera laughing.]
SBK:: Let's keep this thing a little serious if we could for a moment even though there's plenty of jokes coming in from the shore. But let's talk turkey about some contenders I haven't spoken about yet...like...Greaseboy. Roland Peck. Here's a cat who may or may not be a quick learner in what the PECKING order around here is. He's now gonna get some on the job training and it's not the kind where squattin on toilets will bag you a victory! Corey Hicks is a cat entered who claims to be an impact superstar. Why is this so difficult to believe? Corey Hicks carries a flag, not of the grand ol US of A but of the WPW Downside! Lost Boy. Younger cousin to Lost Soul? "Coming and Beating". That's all this cat says. Wrong place chumpchange. The nudie booths got cleaned out of Manhattan I heard so you're SOL. Sh*t outta Luck.
[Pleased with his last bit of shredding and his time being up the camera fades out but more to come I'm sure from Good ol' SBK!]
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Post by "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann on Aug 7, 2005 14:46:17 GMT -6
Denn-Mann: Let's just call this Fed Cup the one where the "Boys are Back". The OWO with me and Tony make the return to dominance of WPW after being screwed out the tag beltskys and then we have Circus-Boy,Grease-Boy, Hick-Boy, HWeb-Boy, Lost Boy, Pirate-Boy and of course S-Bee the Boy Toy. Well in this Fed Cup there's only ONE MANN! Yes Ah-Ha!
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Post by sbk on Aug 7, 2005 14:50:05 GMT -6
["Life is an open road to meeee" plays in the background as The "Strike-Back Kid" Shawn Stryker appears on camera his eyes staring at the camera.]
SBK:: Denny, you of all people should be well aware I don't "TOY" around. I'm in this thing to win it. Simple as that and "BOY" are you gonna have to deal with that one!
[SBK pushes the camera to the side and it fades out.]
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Post by thajuggalo on Aug 7, 2005 16:04:33 GMT -6
Juggalo is sitting all bandaged up getting the first in a series of rabie shots. Juggalo: Let's see. "The Boy Toy" is it me or has that always sounded extremly gay. You know to each their own and everything but why would you call yourself that. I don't know? SBK The Shitty Bitch Kid. Yeah right I know I'm not up to par with alot of you guys. I'll admit that and I'm not ashamed to. Its not like I've been in the game as long as you. You should really change your name to the Bad Hip Geezer or the Weak Back Fossil. The new school is coming into session and you'll relize your past your prime. Oh dont worry we'll let you keep a job. Greaseboy's toilet needs cleaned.
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Post by sbk on Aug 7, 2005 16:16:47 GMT -6
["Life is an open road to meeee" plays in the background as The "Strike-Back Kid" Shawn Stryker appears on camera.]
SBK:: Nuggalet, you sure as sh*t aren't talking about S-B-ME cause I ain't no "Boy Toy". Listening to Denny could get you punked and dunked in record time. Juggalo, you're an IDIOT! SBK stands for STRIKE BACK KID and I just struck back on your ass! Time in the sport doesn't matter when it comes to talent. You got no game. One day in the sport or ten years. But then again you aren't ashamed to admit you suck! One thing you suck at also is RESPECT. You're showing none. I've earned the respect from my peers in my trade. You haven't. As far as weak backs and fossils go. I've NEVER had a bad back and I'm as fresh as a daisy and proof of that is Goldpush at MSG, the fans are coming to see SBK return not some nobody IC-Pea Brain named Juggalo.
[SBK's time is up for now so the camera fades but he's ready to continue talking cause unlike these 10 second wonders who permeate Fed Cups, SBK can unload on an opponent.]
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Post by "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann on Aug 7, 2005 16:22:14 GMT -6
Denn-Mann: Yes ah-Ha! While S-Bee is busy dealing with a little Juggalosky like Jug-head the OWO will make this Fed Cup ours! If Tony don't take it, the OWO still has plenty of options. Either way This Fed Cup will put WPW on notice that the OWO isn't dead. The Screwed WPW World Tag Champs are in this one and the OWO is gonna win it all! YES ah-Ha!
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Post by sbk on Aug 7, 2005 16:28:31 GMT -6
["Life is an open road to meeee" plays in the background as The "Strike-Back Kid" Shawn Stryker appears on camera he's been waiting for only a couple minutes to speak again as Fed Cup rules force a wrestler to wait til someone else speaks.]
SBK:: So what happened to the tired and tried, rehashed Circus Try-out Juggalo? Get mad that there's a cat in this match who's hip to your sad game? You realize you gotta bring something new to the table? You talk about New School. I've got fresher legs than you do. I can bring it and I have the track record to prove it. You got nothing. This Fed Cup is about little chumpchanges finally getting a chance to face a big name and fight them on their level. Here's the thing though, unlike my peers like PDJ and Grendel, I can adapt and play the game, I can outwork, outshine and outdo any opponent, on any level and I've proven that and this Fed Cup will prove I can play the game and WIN no matter the obstacles or restrictions.
[SBK's Fed Cup restricted time is up for now, but he's not done by a long shot!]
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Post by Johnny The Pirate on Aug 7, 2005 16:35:08 GMT -6
(Little Johnny stands on the pier at the Hudson River with his parrot Rusty.)
[glow=yellow,2,300] JthP: Aye, EsBE-Kay youz want to speak of obstacles, try bein a wee lad like me self! You're the pretty boy who's been everything and done everything in the rassuling bizness. I am but a wee-lad but I will not let you stand in me way from getting me Fed Cup booty![/glow]
(A gust of wind comes along and JthP's parrot Rusty is blown off the pier as the camera fades out.)
[glow=red,2,300]Rusty: Noooooooooooo[/glow]
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Post by sbk on Aug 7, 2005 16:42:13 GMT -6
["Life is an open road to meeee" plays in the background as The "Strike-Back Kid" Shawn Stryker appears on camera rolling his eyes at what he's just witnessed.]
SBK:: This Fed Cup is stocked with people not even in my league. I've already heard from some friends that I shouldn't even lower myself to being in it. I feel like I'm raising the standard. I'm playing this Fed Cup game by the rules and to the highest level. Juggalo clearly isn't my main competition. The main adversaries in this match are the OWO. If I can outdo and outshine the OWO then the Fed Cup trophy is mine! Unlike some of the cats in this match, I'm not "clowning" around!
[The camera fades out as SBK's time for now has expired but he's waiting to say and do more.]
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Post by "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann on Aug 7, 2005 16:50:45 GMT -6
"Th Look Th Size" is kicking back relaxing.
Denn-Mann: You know something chumskies, I figured out that Tony has such a big lead that the OWO can't lose this thing. So S-Bee? How does it feel to be in a match where you know that the OWO is gonna win it and you can't do anything about it? YES ah-Ha! OWO on cruise control from here on out!
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Post by sbk on Aug 7, 2005 16:56:01 GMT -6
["Life is an open road to meeee" plays in the background as The "Strike-Back Kid" Shawn Stryker appears on camera.]
SBK:: While you're kicking back relaxing Denny, ponder this. You'll probably will be one of the first to receive a "KICK BACK" to your face courtesy of The Strike-Back Kid! Tea-Bag Tony doesn't have this thing won. You're looking at the most resilent wrestler in WPW and everyone from my bro Striken to PDJ to Grendel to David Capital to the OWO all the way down to the bottom of the WPW ranks like Firebomb know it. The Fed Cup is gonna be mine!
[The confidence of SBK in terms of winning the Fed Cup is growing as the camera fades out.]
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Post by thajuggalo on Aug 7, 2005 17:04:15 GMT -6
Juggalo: The tired and tried circus routine huh? Well get this I've gotten feedback on and get this people dig it. Despite what you think people do get pretty tired of hearing you say how good you are. Its not just me. As for the circus routine. Here ya go. A plunger for greaseball, a old liver for Tony, a bottle of shampoo for Denn, and a replacment hip for you.
Juggalo begins juggling the items and doing quite well. then he drops the plunger then the shampoo then the liver. He catches the hip and chucks it on the ground.
Juggalo: you see there's what gonna happen to you.I'm gonna drop ever last one of you.
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Post by sbk on Aug 7, 2005 17:23:28 GMT -6
["Life is an open road to meeee" plays in the background as The "Strike-Back Kid" Shawn Stryker appears on camera.]
SBK:: People are tired of me talking? Nah man. YOU'RE upset on being exposed. It happens. I've seen the kids get pissed cause they couldn't hang with good ol SBK. People do not think you're talented. You're a joke and I'm looking forward to taking this Fed Cup and then at Goldpush at the World's most famous Sports Arena turning heads and making people talk yet again. When it comes to all things WPW, I got plenty of sh*t to say but for now my time is up.
[SBK grins as the camera fades out.]
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Post by Johnny The Pirate on Aug 7, 2005 17:31:23 GMT -6
(After losing his trusty parrot Rusty, Johnny the Pirate sits his small midget body near the pier. He's angry and he's been watching Fed Cup video.)
[glow=yellow,2,300] JthP: Arggggg, How dare ye circus freak say yer gonner beat me! You couldn't handle me wee-cocklet must less juggle beating me meat! Ye won't drop me! Aye'll beat ye from pillar to post, if thare's one bucaneer in the Fed Cup I can whup it's ye! Juggalo, yer the one goin down then we may share a lager at the local Big Apple pub. Celebrating me winning back me Fed Cup booty![/glow]
(JthP picks his little midget frame off the pier ground and looks out towards the Hudson River for his lost parrot.)
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Post by sbk on Aug 7, 2005 17:38:43 GMT -6
["Life is an open road to meeee" plays in the background as The "Strike-Back Kid" Shawn Stryker appears on camera.]
SBK:: Lay off the lame-ass "need a hip" talk, Juggalo. It's got nothing to do with me. I've never had a significant injury in my entire career. You got the wrong cat. This ain't no broke-down Huckster you're facing. Now Denny on the other hand. He's so broke down it's pathetic. Bad Knees and complications from years of poppin those Palmeiro Pills. Right Denny? Ohh I'm gonna get heat for sayin that but it's all Good. Speaking of GOOD. Juggalo doesn't want to hear me talk of how good I am. No need. I don't have to. THEY KNOW how Good I am but what WPW and you Juggalo needs to see is just how BADD I can get. The killer instinct. You're looking at one resilent cat, the most resilent in the history of WPW and taking this Fed Cup by the throat and winning it adds to that rep.
[Camera fades as SBK's time has run out for now.]
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Post by "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann on Aug 7, 2005 17:46:20 GMT -6
Fuming "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann gets on camera. No longer "resting and relaxing" as he was earlier.
Denn-Mann: For years S-Bee we were good friends, but some issues over in NEW brought heat between us and ended our friendship. I came to WPW a couple years later, I even pitched an idea if you won the WPW World title for us to feud against each but Noooo, you wouldn't do business. You can to try and expose my bad knees? So ok. I GOTZ BAAAAAAD KNeeeeeees! I can still "Train Wreck" Power Bomb YOU! I'm Seven Foot, it's been a while since you lifted your foot that high, I'm not sure you can anymore S-Bee! You're retiring next year, maybe the talk and rumblings you should hang it up have begun with Juggalo...then again he is a no-talent out of work clown bum. So never mind Yes ah-HA! Either way you cut it, Tony or I, Someone in the OWO is gonna win Fed Cup. I like our chances I don't like yours Good ol SBK of lasting in WPW!
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Post by sbk on Aug 7, 2005 17:52:43 GMT -6
["Life is an open road to meeee" plays in the background as The "Strike-Back Kid" Shawn Stryker appears on camera.]
SBK:: Good friends. Yeah man we were but we make for BETTER ENEMIES as the ol saying goes. As far as this "broken down" talk goes. There's a drunk Tea-Bag Tony, There's a Constipated Greaseboy, there's a Bandaged Wombat mangled Clown, and then throw in a Midget that lost his pet. Easy pickings and I didn't forget mentioning the one and only...Broke Down knees of the Seven Foot roided out train wreck known as Denny. Mr. Engraver, go ahead and start gettin SBK's name ready on the Fed Cup trophy.
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Post by thajuggalo on Aug 7, 2005 18:02:07 GMT -6
JUggalo: Denn man roids you gotta lay off of that stuff or youll end up with a lil cocklet like JtP. You know the thing I like the most about this is there's almost all of my favorite things in this match. Midgets, pirates, old people, america, tequilla a toilet if some brings a monkey and some Whoppers and some big titted strippers im set. Wait Juggalo pulls out a coupon for a free buy one get one whopper. Sorry SBK I gotta head to BK. Hehe. I thought tha was funny probly wasnt though. Juggalo goes out to his car and opens the door only to get pounced on by the wombat.
Juggalo: sonavabitch
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Post by sbk on Aug 7, 2005 18:06:19 GMT -6
["Life is an open road to meeee" plays in the background as The "Strike-Back Kid" Shawn Stryker appears on camera laughing his ass off at Juggalo.]
SBK:: That's some funny ass sh*t as I'd say. I had a feeling Juggy was a closet SBK fan. So go ahead and hit that BK, burger meister! Badd Ol SBK will be ready tonight when it's time for the big battle royal at the Manhattan Center.
[SBK looks at his watch as the camera fades out.]
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