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Post by Tony Ruiz on May 23, 2005 6:25:11 GMT -6
Tony sits in his Beaverton Oregon motel room.....He flips through the channels trying to find WpW TV.......[/i]
Tony Ruiz: Hey Yo! What's this no WpW TV? This has got to be the smallest town WpW has ever put on a show. Oh well it doesn't make any difference the out come of the fed cup battle royal will remain the same. Tony Ruiz one half of the WpW Tag Team Champions will walk out of that ring as the next Fed Cup champion, and you can take that to the bank chico.
Tony turns off the tv....puts on his oWo t-shirt and walks out the door to find a local bar.....[/i]
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Post by JTheP on May 23, 2005 12:18:47 GMT -6
WPW's most dimunitive Fed Cup winner, Johnny the Pirate, maneuvers his trusty ship onto a dock in Oregon. [glow=yellow,2,300]JTheP:Ahoy, me buccos!! The time has come for me to drop anchor in this Port-land, arr, get it, Big Rusty?[/glow] [glow=red,2,300]Rusty:Gooooooooold![/glow] [glow=yellow,2,300]JTheP: Aye, me loyal bird, 'twas gold. But the gold I seek is the kind that I'll get after I lay me pointy boots to these landlubber! Let that scalawag Ruiz find a pub for his booze. For when all is said and done, me mates, I'll be drunk off Fed Cup Gold!!![/glow] [glow=red,2,300]Rusty: Arrr! And Captain Morgan.[/glow] [glow=yellow,2,300]JTheP: Ay, Rusty, that also. But mostly Goooooooooold![/glow]
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Post by "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann on May 23, 2005 12:37:33 GMT -6
Th Look Th Size Dennis Mann is seated in front of a camera at the hotel ballroom ready to speak out against his Fed Cup opponents.
Denn-Mann: Th little lawn dart named Johnny is gonna be flung through the air like Robin's trapeze artist parents with similar results. A resounding thud. Then there's Matt Daniels. Who? A chumpsky who calls me a whiner YET all he can do is talk how he's "forced" to be in this Fed Cup match. NO BODY forced you to be in here with us Matty. The OWO will happily get rid of you. And Firebomb? I wasn't aware steroids stunted brain development. Your biggest battle in your career is probably a life long battle to correctly put together a SENTENCE!!!! YES ah-Ha! As for Ace? We WILL be having fun kicking your...ACE!!!! Just like we'll have fun kicking everyone else's.
Scene fades as Denn's time has run out for now.
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Post by JTheP on May 23, 2005 12:56:14 GMT -6
Johnny The Pirate watches Dennis Mann's promo on a TV tucked away in his quarters.
[glow=yellow,2,300]JTheP:Arr, so another member of the motley crew of the OWO speaks again. Ye say ye'll throw me around? Ar ar ar! Ye make me laugh. For ya see, me bucco, don't let me size fool ye. Fer the size of me is not what counts, but the motion I bring with me from the ocean. Ye think ye can plunder the gold that's rightfully mine? Once I'm done with ye, the only thing you'll be holding is the record for the world's longest peg legs!!! Ain't that right, me trusty mate Rusty? [/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]Rusty: Gooooooooooold![/glow]
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Post by "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann on May 23, 2005 13:07:28 GMT -6
Fade in
Denn-Mann: Yo ho ho. Shiver me timbers. Look little Pie-RAT, your career was MADE a couple weeks ago when you got a fluke win over on Ego Mike and Th Look Th Size. You may have helped run Ego Mike out of WPW in disgrace but you aren't running the OWO out any time soon, you little chumpsky. Tony and I are gonna be the final two in the battle and may the OWO win!!!! Yes-Ah-ha!!!!!
Fade out
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Post by JTheP on May 23, 2005 14:43:35 GMT -6
Johnny the Pirate finishes watching Mann's promo.
[glow=yellow,2,300]JTheP:Arrrr!! First Denn- Mann insults me size, then he says me win was a fluke? Ar, those words on the high seas would get ye a sentence of walking the plank!! Me pint sized fists did a number on all of the Fed Cup last week, and ye saw how easily I chopped the scalawag ye call Ego Mike to size. Ar, you could say I gave him all the "support" he needed. Ar, ar ar! [/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]Big Rusty: Goooooooooold![/glow]
[glow=yellow,2,300]JTheP:That be true, Rusty, it is gold. And so is the Fed Cup I seek to retain. Ar, Denn-Mann and OWO, I swear to ye, you'll have to go someplace else to find your booty, cause ye can't have mine![/glow]
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Post by mattdaniels on May 23, 2005 15:47:22 GMT -6
Th Look Th Size Th Whine resorts to calling me a "chumpsky"? Tell me, Whine, have you passed fourth grade yet?
I have bad news for you, Denn Mann, childish cut downs and insignificant retorts won't intimidate me, only infuriate me.
And as for WpW not forcing me into this match, typical. Commenting on things that you know nothing about only makes you look like a fool. And you're a tag-team champion? I guess it is true that WpW has no real tag team division if a no talent hack like you holds the belt.
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Post by trekker123au on May 23, 2005 21:12:29 GMT -6
Around the corner at the concession stand Johnny Smith is sitting at a table drinking a coffee.
He puts the coffee dwon and has a bit of his ham and cheese bagel.
He sees JTP cutting a promo and puts down the newspaper he was reading.
Johnny watches JTP cutting a promo and laughs loudly.
"Well just when I thought I had seen everything.."
"A wrestling pirtate."
"What a joke"
"I can believe that shmuck has won a federation cup over all the other talent in this company."
"What is passing for talent these days?"
"Its sad really"
"What they need is a man like me"
"Who is not just a gimmick but a true professinal of this buisness"
"In my day jokers like him wouldnt be in any company thats for sure.
He finishes his coffee and bagel and puts down the paper.
"Well time to go to work and show them how a real pro works."
He walks off and begins to prepare for the battle royal.
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Post by Tony Ruiz on May 24, 2005 14:07:24 GMT -6
Tony has found the local Beaverton bar and takes a seat on a stool....Looks up at the TV and notices that WpW TV is on.....[/i]
Tony Ruiz: Now this is a classy joint, they sprung the big bucks to get satillite up in here. Not like that cheesy motel WpW put me up in. Like they had a choice, it's the only one in this one horse town. I see Matt Daniels is saying that WpW is forcing him into this match. What poor Matt dosn't understand is that it's open to anyone on the roster of GoldPush or Elevation. Sounds to me like your scared, and your going to use that as an excuse when you lose. Man, this is going to be too easy.
Tony gets the attention of the barkeep as we fade...[/i]
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Post by "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann on May 24, 2005 14:14:48 GMT -6
Denn Mann sits back watching the promo.
Denn: OWO all the way to ANOTHER Fed Cup win.
Fade out. That's all? I guess Dennis knows his competition sucks.
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Post by JTheP on May 24, 2005 14:22:42 GMT -6
Johnny The Pirate clicks off the TV after catching the last few Fed Cup promos.
[glow=yellow,2,300]JTheP:Ay, what be this? Thar be two whiners in a row! First that barnacle sucker Daniels cryin' a sad chanty about being forced in the match, then that scalawag Ruiz whines about his hotel. Arr, after the Fed Cup, Daniels'll be crying about how they'll have to forcefeed his grog to him threw a straw!! And Ruiz'll be whining t'me for a job swabbin' me decks, so he can get his coin to give to those scurvy wenches. Ar, maybe they can whine together about how nobody will be taking me Fed Cup Goooooooooold![/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]Big Rusty: Gooooooooooooooold![/glow]
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Post by Tony Ruiz on May 24, 2005 14:25:27 GMT -6
Tony sits back and enjoys his beer as he watches the latest Dennis Mann Fed Cup promo on WpW TV....[/i]
Tony Ruiz: Chico, you are getting more loco by the minute in your old age. What the hell was that.
Tony laughs as he picks his teeth with his toothpick....[/i]
Tony Ruiz: But hey, at least that promo is better than the rest of our competition in the battle royal. oWo all the way to ANOTHER Fed Cup win, indeed.
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Post by mattdaniels on May 24, 2005 16:10:08 GMT -6
As the hour draws near, I see more and more smoke being blown up the collective bums of all the WpW fans. First there's the bopsy twins who call themselves the OWO, as if ancient gimmicks are impressive. Denn Mann, content to say nothing, but saying it so poorly. And Tony Ruiz, who embodies the fall that professional wrestling has taken. Neither pose a real threat, except in their twisted little minds.
Add in the demented squirrel JtheP, who appears to have no more talent than Rusty, who is either his trusty steed or an animatronic puppet, and yet that is still leagues more than Mann and Ruiz.
Truth be told, none of you frighten anybody. And none of you come close to outclassing anybody. So, what are you left with? Bad gimmicks and outdated angles. None of which matters to me. I don't care if you throw a toothpick at me. I don't care if your catch phrase is 'Shiver Me Timbers'. None of that is going to stop me. And that is a Foregone Conclusion.
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Post by paulroach on May 24, 2005 19:22:45 GMT -6
Paul Roach stands in the ring wearing a grin as he speaks
chico i mean tony you have come along way in this business but saturday night at the house show i am going to beat your ass.
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Post by trekker123au on May 24, 2005 19:41:23 GMT -6
We see Johnny Smith walk out from behind the curtain.
He looks at Paul Roach with a frown on his face.
"Is that so boy?"
"Well looks like what we have here is another young punk talking trash when he knows he is going to get his ass handed to him as soon as he stepes through the ropes"
"You snot nosed little jobber wake up and smell the coffee there is no way you are going to win this house show because you say so you have to get in the ring and prove your worth only then will you get the respect you deserve from me the locker room and the fans.."
"So until then sit down shut up and try to learn somthing."
"I know this might seem harsh but its the truth kid"
"So do your best out there ok?"
Johnny Smith walks away through the curtain leaving Paul Roach with his thoughts.
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Post by Tony Ruiz on May 25, 2005 9:55:35 GMT -6
Tony Ruiz is still sitting at the local Beaverton bar downing a few drinks watching WpW TV for promos for the Fed cup.....[/i]
Tony Ruiz: Does this kid Daniels really think that the oWo is a gimmick. Hell chico it's a way of life. I don't talk like this just to sound cool, it's how I was rasied back in on the streets of Miami. I'm proud of who I am and where I came from chico, la familia means everything to me. And right now that familia is the oWo, and you better get used to the oWo being the first family of WpW.
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Post by "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann on May 25, 2005 10:08:45 GMT -6
The alarm clock goes off and Dennis Mann rolls over his the snooze button instead of waking up and going downstairs to do a promo for Fed Cup. I guess he's really "sleeping" on the competition, Literally. YES AH-ha!!!!
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Post by Tony Ruiz on May 25, 2005 10:13:49 GMT -6
Tony still sitting at the local Beaverton Bar watches the latest Dennis Mann Promo....[/i]
Tony Ruiz: Dennis, man that sounds like a good idea. I guess I need to go back to my motel room and get some rest. I need to get some sleep and get over this buzz I've got going on before I step into the ring for the fed cup. Well on second thought, I might have a little more fun if I wasn't sober.
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Post by "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann on May 25, 2005 10:32:21 GMT -6
The Fed Cup cameras again spy on Denn as his alarm goes off seven minutes later. He hits the button again only this time pulling the alarm clock out of the wall and throwing it at the WPW camera crew.
Denn: Go away, BEAUTY SLEEP, BEAUTY sleep!!!! Gotta have it chumskies! Get OUT! OWO is taking Fed Cup again EASILY!!! Yes ah-Ha!!!
He shoos the cameras out of the room as the scene fades.
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Post by Tony Ruiz on May 25, 2005 12:43:37 GMT -6
Tony is getting up from the bar just as the latest Dennis Mann Fed cup promo comes on the TV....he turns around and watches it...[/i]
Tony Ruiz: Beauty sleep, now I know he's loco. Denn would need to sleep as long as Rip Van Winkle to get anywhere close to beautiful. Now that's some funny a$$ shhh....nevermind, wouldn't want SBK to dig up my past like he's doing to G Money this week.
Tony laughs as we fade...[/i]
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Post by mattdaniels on May 25, 2005 16:16:22 GMT -6
Ruiz, Changing one little letter might fool some people, but your tired antics aren't fooling me. You say that OWO isn't a gimmick? Fine. Whatever. Makes no difference to me. I don't care where you grew up, whether or not your family means squat to you, or if you call it a way of life. I really could care less. At the end of the day, when you and me look each other eye to eye, all your little tricks will melt away, and your Miami bred carcass will be mine. And that, Jose, is a Foregone Conclusion.
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Post by trekker123au on May 25, 2005 17:32:46 GMT -6
We see Johnny Smith in the locker room watching Dennis Mann and Tony Ruiz cut promos fo the cup.
"Look at all these wannabe's bigging themselves up thinking they are so cool boy if I had a nickel; for every time some guy talked bIg but got his ass whuped I would be a millionare."
"So far my competiton is.."
He counts them off on his fingers...
"A wrestling pirate" "A drunken miami bum" "A lazybones who wont even get out of bed to come to work." "And a snot nosed little punk"
"Gee i think the odds on me winning have seroiusly gone up"
"If this is what passes for competiton these days then I should have no problems winning the cup."
He goes back to punching the bag with lefts and rights as the camera fades to a commercial
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Post by Ryansup on May 26, 2005 0:18:35 GMT -6
WpWer's,
Federation Cup DEADLINE is now up.
Also, I've been told Julie is waiting on the All-Time TV title match to come in from it's writer.
I've volunteered to put together a quick summarized Elevation show once the TV title match comes in so WpW can move forward and get going again without a stall.
Fed Cup results will be posted inside Elevation show.
thanX
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