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Post by Ryansup on May 16, 2005 1:56:55 GMT -6
For those who are new be sure to read the rules because they are totally different than normal. Valley Ice Arena - Beaverton (Home of Carousel FSC) The weekend's house show is the weekend before the coming Elevation in Portland, the house show where the Fed Cup will be held will be in Beaverton, Oregon and it will be a House Show with a combined Roster of Elevation and Goldpush meaning someone from Goldpush can compete. This Fed Cup is open to ANYONE and EVERYONE including guests who've never rp'd in WpW before. Federation Cup goes to the winner of an over the top rope battle royal at the end of the night. House show results will be strictly a list of who won. Nothing fancy to House show results I'll just be posting who won the cup and the matches if someone rps against a jobber. Read the rules carefully as they are DIFFERENT than regular show rping. This is HOUSE SHOW EXCLUSIVE RP RULES. That means house show ONLY. Please do NOT start rping like this for regular shows. 1.)Roleplays begin NOW. House Show rp deadline is 11:59 night before Elevation posts.) 2.) All Rps must be straight to the board. (no linked rps or pics) 3) ALL RPS MUST NOT EXCEED ( do not go over) 15 lines. 4.) For this award all rps must be posted as a reply. (Each week the board will start the thread, you reply under it.) 5.) You must WAIT until someone replies, before posting again. However NO LIMIT to the number of rp replies. 6.) Deadline will be Monday evening @10pm. 7. No limit on rps for this award. 8. There is a NO-LOSS record for houseshows. 9. You may enter as many people as you'd like. 10. Stay in character, on camera. Or it could get erased. (If you want to rp for the house show but not in the Fed Cup battle then pick one of the jobbers on the Supporting Cast page and start a new thread and rp against the jobber. If you have any questions email worldprobod@yahoo.com AND LAST BUT DEFINETLY NOT LEAST..... HAVE fun!!! Follow the rules and reply BELOW with your rping to try and win the World Pro Cup! Turn up the heat and Let the battle begin!!!!! |
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Post by JthP on May 16, 2005 15:23:44 GMT -6
Reigning Fed Cup Champion, the most improbable of all, Johnny the Pirate is standing atop of his sailing ship off the Oregon coast.
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JthP: Arrgggg mateys, Me pirate ship is docked and me carrying me booty, the fed cup trophy, I am here in Oregon ready to blaze me a trail to victorreeeee!!!! Again and Again and again and again, tis the same the wench said last night. YUh-huh? Ye question me skills with the ladies? When I says again and aGain I meant the what she said as I set 10 doller bill after 10 doller bill in the fair maiden's hand. Yarrrrgggg, Don't get me going, me's in the Fed cup to defend me booty, tis all you need to know for now!!!!!
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Post by "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann on May 16, 2005 21:30:29 GMT -6
The seven footer props his feet up on the television.
Denn-Mann: Look you little piece of crappola, you may have got LUCKY and got one over on Th Look Th Size Mann and Th Ego Sensation at the last Fed Cup. You're goin down little man and any other chumpsky who jumps into this Fed Cup, I see already Firebomb and Matt Daniels are too scared to enter the match and would rather wrestle someone they know they can beat. They won't step up to the OWO!!!!! YES ah-Ha!!!!
With his foot Denn shuts the camera off.
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Post by JTheP on May 17, 2005 12:53:42 GMT -6
Johnny the Pirate flips off the TV, on the port bow, after watching Denn's promo. A familiar figure is perched on his shoulder.
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JTheP: Avast ye, me mates!!! It seems that The Look, The Size, carrys a grudge big as Davey Jones' Locker!! Arr, maybe he's still a'snarlin' 'cause he got beat by someone half his sizze. Yo-ho!
Big Rusty: Arr, and half his looks too, arr!
J The P: Settle down thar, me Rusty. Mann, let yer shivers be timbered as we head to the land of O-ree-gon! I'll swab the deck with ye, til you beg to raise the mizzenmast of submission. Land ho, I'll hit ye harrder than scurvey hit me crew. [/glow]
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Post by mattdaniels on May 17, 2005 15:40:49 GMT -6
A midget pirate and a giant whiner? I don't know who is worse? Is it JtheP, who is somehow stuck in the Pirates of the Carribean ride at Disneyland, or Th Look Th Size Th Whine Denn Mann? The delusional midget, or the giant that he beat?
Not that it matters. WpW forced me into this match, not that I mind being double booked, but against a midget and a giant? All that is missing is a baker, a wizard, and a three toed sloth...
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Post by firebomb on May 17, 2005 16:22:35 GMT -6
step up to the OWO! Well Dennis not only will i steap up but i am going to bring the pain and Den the pain is waht the OWO and you fell Matt Daniels I will settle this with you later cause you will know along with all of the bums in the fed cup that when you play with Fire you get your ass burn pimp Nation in 05 in alive i will see you all in the fed cup and oh ya one more thing X it's open to Alll be a man, YAHHHHHHHHHH Boy
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Post by mattdaniels on May 17, 2005 16:50:41 GMT -6
Firebomb, I have absolutely no idea what you just said.
It doesn't matter to me when I get my hands on you, but you better hope the mini-me buccaneer or Th Look Th Size Th Whine eliminates you before I can get to you, or you might not make it to Elevation.
The dwarf pirate, the giant loser, now the flaming pinhead? Has somebody called the Red Rooster yet?
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Post by comax on May 17, 2005 17:09:42 GMT -6
There are many thing that I wonder as I stand here watch all of this on my TV and that is do I really care what other people think to I really want to be in the WPW and are I think of all of this I keep on coming to the same answer and that being YES. So I have decided to go out and win myself the Fed Cup
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Post by ace on May 17, 2005 22:22:11 GMT -6
ACE is standing at a bridge
Anthony Christopher Edwards has officially signed himself up for this battle royal for the federation cup. It has been a long time since I stepped in the ring ready to fight any and all competitors and I thought the backstage was the place for me but I was obviously wrong, the place for Anthony Christopher Edwards is in the ring fighting against the best that the WPW has to offer so I for one look forward to this match and can't wait to take the federation cup home with me
You cant win so dont try
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Post by Tony Ruiz on May 18, 2005 8:54:52 GMT -6
Tony is sitting at his favorite hangout in Miami Flordia (a strip club).....Besides all the beautiful ladies taking off their clothes on stage at the bar the TV is set to channel 88, WpW TV....Tony watches the past few promos from the wrestlers in the Fed Cup......Shakes his head and takes his tooth pick out of his mouth to speak.....
Tony Ruiz: Hey Yo! just who in the hell is this FireBomb saying he's going to bring the pain to the oWo? Now I know the seven footer with a sense of humor can handle him all on his own. But I 've got to step up and make my presence known. Fed cup battle royal here I come.
With that being said Tony takes a sip of his drink and goes back to watching the ladies strip....[/b]
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Post by ace on May 18, 2005 10:14:43 GMT -6
Anthony Christopher Edwards is standing by wishing to speak about the Fed Cup
Many men have stepped up now ready to take a cup that I believe with my heart I have in the bag already. Tony Ruiz is the newest man to step up to ACE and wish to take what is his, I will not let this happen so easily Tony and that goes for your OWO counter part Dennis Mann, he was the first one to speak up and now the second half joins in on all the fun. But i promise you one thing it will not be fun for either of you when Anthony Christopher Edwards steps in the ring and tosses you both out and anyone eles who gets in my way. Then I will walk away with the fed cup and start my career off right in the WpW.
ACE walks away from the camera
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Post by Tony Ruiz on May 18, 2005 11:00:19 GMT -6
Tony is sitting at the bar at the local titty club....he continues drinking his drink when he sees the latest promo by ACE....Tony just has to laugh out loud as he begins to speak....
Tony Ruiz: ACE or should I call you by your full name, Anthony Christopher Edward, it makes no difference. How about I just call you chico, chico. Why must you refer to your self by your full name. It's like when you were a kid and you got in trouble your parents yelled out your full name. Son, you are way out of your league here, the oWo will destroy you.
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Post by ace on May 18, 2005 12:20:14 GMT -6
Anthony Christopher Edwards is standing by waiting to make another comment regarding the Fed Cup
ACE: Tony Ruiz has been the first man to speak up to Anthony Christopher Edwards and true to his form he is making statements that I expected from someone like him, the OWO is nothing more then a fad in the WPW that will go as far as the so called tag team champions can take it. Neither you or Dennis Mann are any real competition for ACE and I will prove that at the fed cup battle Raoul. Speak as you will but know this at all times Anthony Christopher Edwards will walk away victorious and no one can stop this from happening.
ACE walks away
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Post by Tony Ruiz on May 18, 2005 12:55:53 GMT -6
Tony is sitting at the same bar drinking the same drink....as he begins to speak....[/i]
Tony Ruiz: Chico, if I didn't know any better I would think that this ACE character is none other than Sensation, but I would think that Sensation would know better than to come back to the WpW. But you two do seem to have one thing in common and that's an ego. What have you done in WpW ACE.
Tony pauses for a few minutes....he takes a look at his watch after three minutes time......[/i]
Tony Ruiz: That's right, nothing.
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Post by JTheP on May 18, 2005 13:12:12 GMT -6
Current Fed Cup Champ Johnny The Pirate sits atop his cannon, his tiny legs dangling down.
[glow=yellow,2,300]Yarr!! Who's thar I spot, attempting to take me booty!! Arr, just like the landlubbin' he-she beasts at the San Francisco pier. But all tell all ye scurvy dogs the same thing I told them; no one takes JTheP's booty without a fight![/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]Squaaaak!! Gooooooold![/glow]
[glow=yellow,2,300]Arrgh, that be right Rusty, the gold's the thing. And these deck-swabbers, yo ho! Not a one of ye can invade me starbard bow to take it! Ay, and to the OWO? All I can say is OWWWWO, it's a Pirate's life for me!![/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]Goooooooooold![/glow]
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Post by Tony Ruiz on May 18, 2005 13:44:12 GMT -6
Tony is sitting at the titty bar getting a lap dance when someone comes over to him and whispers in his ear....
Tony Ruiz: That little midget is on, this I've gotta see.
Tony gives the girl a hundred dollar bill as he heads back to the bar to watch WpW TV.....After Johnny The Pirate's promo is finished....Tony about falls off the bar stool laughing so hard....[/i]
Tony Ruiz: I can't believe it's true. Denny told me about this little runt, but I didn't believe him. The way he's sitting on that cannon, oh never mind, better not say anything, ACE might get turned on.
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Post by mattdaniels on May 18, 2005 15:11:50 GMT -6
Things are just getting better by the minute. First, It's the hobbit pirate, then the crying giant, then the flickering flame. Add a dash of Latino stereotype, an ambiguous guy named Ace (where's Gary?), and what do we have? A whole ring full of targets.
Come one, come all, watch as all the circus freaks go flying through the air with the greatest of ease...
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Post by JTheP on May 18, 2005 18:57:36 GMT -6
Johnny The Pirate takes a break in between pacing the poop deck, and looks out yonder with his trusty telescope.
[glow=yellow,2,300]JTheP:Yarrrr, opponents ahoy!! That scurvy dog Matt Daniels, he might've breathed too much of the salty sea air. He thinks me trusty cannon is like a cannon at the circuses that those land dwellers go to. But I tell yeh, the only thing that comes out me cannon is big, heavy balls, true as the North wind![/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]Big Rusty: Squawk balls!! That's goooooold!![/glow]
[glow=yellow,2,300]JTheP:Ay, me loyal mate Rusty, right as rain. Gold again in Or-eee-gon be what I seek, and if ye try to take it, Iy'll have no choice, but to show ye the impact me balls can make![/glow]
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Post by ace on May 18, 2005 22:29:07 GMT -6
Anthony Christopher Edwards is standing by waiting to speak once again about his federation cup match.
ACE: It is extremely lucky for you all that the WPW has no clue what to do with the superstar known as ACE, and for that reason I have plenty of time to make it clear to you all that I will win the Fed cup once again. It appears as though the former cup winner has spoke and is saying the same thing as usual that he will win this match and continue on as reigning cup champ. As true as you believe this to be pirate it is very clear that Anthony Christopher Edwards will walk away with this cup this time and no one not even you can stop me. The men in this match do not have anything close to the talent that I have and I will prove it as many times as you would like. You cant win so dont try.
Ace walks away
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Post by firebomb on May 19, 2005 1:41:47 GMT -6
This turning out to be a real battle royal first we have Johnny the Pirate who forgot cartoon gimmicks went out in the 80’s then we have Dennis Mann a big guy that thinks he can wrestle because he is big and tall, oh and could could forget Matt Daniels a man that wants to our fight to the parking lot gee man take a chill pill before I hurt you dude. Anthony Christopher Edwards that name sounds like a joke and now we have Tony Ruiz do me a favor and shove that OWO shirt up your ass cause I not afraid of a fight infact after the battle royal I will be waiting in the parking lot to settle anything be it the OWO or Matt Daniels
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Post by Tony Ruiz on May 19, 2005 6:31:22 GMT -6
It's the next morning and Tony Ruiz has finally left the tittly bar and headed home....but he's not alone....one of the fine dancers at the club has decided to join him.....it's early morning and you see Tony lying in his bed with his hands above his head.....you see the cover around below his waist moving up and down.....the camera pans down a little more and you see a set of female feet popping out of the cover next to Tony's......Tony has a great big smile on his face as he is enjoying himself......Tony grabs the remote and turns on WpW TV to watch the recent Fed Cup promos.....
Tony Ruiz: The perks of being the one half of the tag team champs. But now I'm looking for even more perks as I win the Fed Cup at the next houseshow. Everyone seems to think that this is going to be a great battle royal for the cup. The oWo versus a midget who think's he's captian hook, A man who can't spell and likes to play with fire, an ACE in the hole, and another "little person" who thinks he works for Ringling Brothers instead of WpW. It really shouldn't be this easy.
The woman underneath the covers gets up and wipes her mouth as she walks butt naked towards the bathroom...[/i]
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Post by mattdaniels on May 19, 2005 15:27:11 GMT -6
I've been hearing a lot of talk, but nobody is really saying anything worth listening to.
I didn't want to be in this match. No, but WpW management is trying to break my spirits, by forcing me into this carnival of stink. Funny thing is, joke will be on all of you when I throw each and every one of your miserable corpses out of that ring. Bad gimmicks, bad stereotypes, and bad wrestlers are not even speedbumbs to me. So, fellas, enter that ring, and I'll punish you, then eliminate you. And that is a foregone conclusion.
I'm through with all your cartoony baloney. It's time to get serious. See all of you in that ring.
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Post by enigma on May 19, 2005 16:43:45 GMT -6
Sometimes i peak into your secret room
Look past your scars, to your silent womb
Shedding the weights of family scars
From fathers intrusion after late night bars
Sometimes i look at your frilly things
When you tear through my flesh, the cage bird sings
Making me feel more alive, then he ever knew
Taking my beating like i was born to do
This competition may not be real
I only judge reality by the pain i feel
An inner torture chamber is a lonely place for dying
Title around my waste, laughing, bleeding, crying...
The Questions just keep coming
Enigma
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Post by JTheP on May 19, 2005 19:14:42 GMT -6
Johnny The Pirate scribbles down in his sea log, his feather pen writing as fast has his little hand can go.
[glow=yellow,2,300]JTheP: Arrr, ahoy! I spot a landlubbin' poet has now entered the fray for me cup. I see he's a writer, yo ho!! Ay, perchance the time is right for J The P to air one o' me verses.
Yo ho, there was a new bloke out for me booty
And from the looks of him, maybe he's fruity
But when the story is told
Ar matey, I won't fold
No one will be takin' me gooooooollld
Whatcha think, Big Rusty?[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]Gooooooooooooooooold[/glow]
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Post by firebomb on May 19, 2005 21:56:38 GMT -6
You know i said lots of shit about this battle royal for the fed cup so now i just going make it simple Matt Daniels your a tobacco chewing, scum bag,redneck i hate does type of people your fans couldn't buy a beer in the sands yet alone find there way to ringside save the Drama For your Momma Matt cause forget the fed cup i just going to put you in the hospital I was going to come out here and be a nice guy and say, your the furture but your just a pile of shit that wants to start some shit with me so don't sing it bring it bitch cause noe i am pissed "Play with Fire and get your ass burned"
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Post by Tony Ruiz on May 20, 2005 7:42:05 GMT -6
Tony is sitting in the living room of his Miami Florida apartment......You can hear the sound of running water coming from the bathroom....probaly on of his lady friends taking a shower.....Tony is sipping on Tequila and flipping through the channels when he stops of WpW TV.....[/i]
Tony Ruiz: Since when did I sign up for a poetry reading? I thought this was the WpW. You know World Pro Wrestling?. The man word being wrestling. Anyone can plainly see that this fed cup is coming home to the oWo where it belongs.
Tony just laughs out loud as the camera fades to black...[/i]
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Post by mattdaniels on May 20, 2005 15:47:55 GMT -6
Firebomb, I need an interpreter to decipher your constant ramblings. After hearing you talk, I had to put cotton balls in my ears. And where did you get the impression that I would be a "tobacco chewing, scum bag, redneck"? As if I would diminish myself by resorting to such lows?
That's your problem, Firebomb, you make assumptions that aren't based in fact. Want a fact? I'll give you one, your stupidity is exceeded only by your lack of talent. Hurting you won't just be easy, it'll be a pleasure! And that, Matchstick, is a Foregone Conclusion!
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Post by enigma on May 20, 2005 17:34:13 GMT -6
It seems my lymirics, have done me well
On there minds and hearts i dwell
Matt has given this bomb so much frustration
His Diatribes lack punctutation
This Ruse he comes and calls me names
Like fire bomb there empy flames
This fed no longer must suffer, Tonys limitations
His creativity stops in old WcW Imitations
Like a Zerox copy he will soon fade
Perhaps his next personality will be the Renegade?
Your false brovado hides the truth, you have no chance
When you come to me, i promise, we shall dance
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Post by trekker123au on May 22, 2005 22:01:20 GMT -6
The camera that covers the front entrance is paning around the room as tickets are being snapped up at a fast pace.
There are men women and childeren everywhere chattting amongst themselves.
And amongst all these people one man stands out in the crowd.
He towers over them but they do not fear him.
The camera moves around and stops focusing on this man.
His tall figure slightly hunched as he walks over past the ticket booth and into the backstage area.
"Hey Johnny!" calls out a stagehand.
It's Johnny Smith.
He waves at the stagehand and continues on his way striding down the corridor to the locker room.
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Post by eliminator on May 23, 2005 3:11:16 GMT -6
Eliminator is sitting down at a local shop reading the daily WpW magazine.
Eliminator: Well, well, well. Looks like the Fed Cup is coming and this is one spot I haven't been in throughout my career. Well this looks like it will be the return of THE ELIMINATOR. In an eliminating match it should be a fought well worth it. It should be....well.
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