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Post by jakematthews on Aug 22, 2004 22:44:16 GMT -6
Scene opens back up to Jake**
Jake: You just ain't listening are ya Willy Boy? Your NOT gonna get much farther than Riot in this damn thing. Your a wanna-be. And your scared of the 7 footer. Ya don't gotta be ashamed. It's all good man. And as for my girlfriend.. thats some (Jake looks around) Funny Ass Sh*t... and to quote Good 'Ol SBK once more.. you TOO are part of WPWs DOWNSIDE, and I'll be MORE than happy to take care of his lightwork, by taking you OUT of this match.. PERSONALLY!
Fade Out
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Post by SuperStar on Aug 22, 2004 22:54:10 GMT -6
No you see the thing is that you are not listening. Matthews I never said I was afraid of Dennis because I am not I just think that two great SuperStars like Me and him would be the better final two then having you even in it. So Matthews who am I a wanna-be of because he we all know you want to be Eminem. Oh ya tell your girl friend I say thanks.
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Post by jakematthews on Aug 22, 2004 22:59:13 GMT -6
**Scene opens up in the hallway where we see Corky and Jake Matthews**
Corky: Man Jake.. you just HAVE to teach me the "PoPnLock"....
Jake: OKay Okay Okay.. but just one time okay?!?
Corky: Okay...
**Jake leans back and does a Superkick to the air**
Corky: Okay, let me try...
**Corky leans back and tried for a superkick, but as he does, a male janitor comes around the corner and Corky connects with his nuts. Corky freezes up**
Jake: RUN!!!!
**Both men run down the hall as the scene fades out**
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Post by SuperStar on Aug 22, 2004 23:06:07 GMT -6
Camera zooms in on Will Evans standing laughing
Will Evans: Lets give Corky a hand everyone
Will starts to clap.
Will Evans: Matthews you say that I am afraid of the seven foot Dennis but I just say you running away for a 4 foot nothing janitor, I have to say that was some funny shit seeing you two run away like two little chickens. So Matthews when you step into the ring with me you will be running like that again but this time it will be for your life.
Will starts to clab again Camera Fades Out
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Post by jakematthews on Aug 22, 2004 23:10:31 GMT -6
**Scene opens to Jake**
Jake Matthews: Will, were you not payin attention?
Corky: Yeah! Were you not paying atention..
Jake Matthews: The dude was HUGE!
Corky: GIGANTIC!
Jake Matthews: and he had a freakin BROOM!
Corky: Yeah.. a BROOM!
Jake Matthews: So Will... Oh Shit!
Corky: SHIT!
Jake Matthews: RUN!
Corky: eek!
**The scene fades out as we see the HUGE 8 foot Janitor walk down the hall with a mean look on his face and his.. BROOM of DOOM!**
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Post by SuperStar on Aug 22, 2004 23:13:10 GMT -6
Ok Matthew I think you need glasses because if the manis really 8 feet tall like you said then just kick him in the knees and he will go down and then just beat him with the broom until he is not moving and it is also two one one f**k you guys are chickens.
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Post by jakematthews on Aug 22, 2004 23:17:48 GMT -6
**Scene opens up again to Jake and Corky**
Jake Matthews: Alright Will... your startin to piss me off
Corky: Yea Yeah.. me too...
Jake Matthews: Why he pissin you off Corky?
Corky: Cause He's alittle fake ass punk BEOTCH!
Jake Matthews: Yeah...
Corky: You gonna give him the PoPnLock?
Jake Matthews: You know it Corkster..
Corky: By the way.. where's Denn been?!?
Jake Matthews: I dunno.. I think he went on one of those "Magic America Trips"
Corky: Ahhhhh.. I see... Ya think he'll bring me back something?
Jake Matthews: I dunno..
Corky: Hopefully he'll bring me a pink and brown stuffed elephant...
Jake Matthews: ..Pink.. and BROWN?!?
Corky: YEP!
Fades Out
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Post by SuperStar on Aug 22, 2004 23:24:21 GMT -6
Oh no I am starting to piss off Corky I am so fuckin scared. Corky if you are friends with Matthews then you are as scary as I don't know something not scary. Matthews pissing you off is just too fuckin easy just like your girl friend was to get into bed. You want to know all I had to do was kiss her neck once and then she was all over me like bees on honey. Speaking of honey her pot is not to bad if I may say so my self.
So Corky and Matthew why don't you go and get one of those 10 minute flights so I don't have to see you faces tomarrow.
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Post by jakematthews on Aug 22, 2004 23:27:21 GMT -6
**Scene opens back up to Jake and Corky**
Jake Matthews: Did Willy just cut a promo?!?
Corky: .... I dunno..
Jake Matthews: Ah well..
Corky: Yeah.. who cares...
**Scene fades OUT**
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Post by SuperStar on Aug 22, 2004 23:35:19 GMT -6
You want to know what I really don't like you Matthews and tomarrow I am gonna show you how much I hate your guts and Corky I will be kicking your ass as well
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Post by jakematthews on Aug 22, 2004 23:46:17 GMT -6
Open Scene
Jake Matthews: Okay Will... Your STILL goin on about how your gonna kick my ass? You STILL wanna continue to talk shit? You STILL wanna threaten me? Well fine man. You wanna get into a verbal battle, then lets do it. They don't call me the Verbal Assassin for nothin ya know. You see Will, I've figured out why you've seemed to target ME. It's simple. You think that by throwin my name out there, it's gonna get you noticed. Get you some "attention". I mean, I don't blame ya. I'm the hottest thing to hit the WPW well since.. the WPW! If you wanan try and use the name Jake Matthews as a springboard? Then go ahead and try. So many others before you have tried and guess what? They fell back to the bottom of the pile once I was done thrashin them. So if you wanna step up to get knocked down, then be my guest.. Just don't say I didn't warn ya man...
Corky: YEAH!
Fade Out
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Post by SuperStar on Aug 22, 2004 23:55:01 GMT -6
Matthews I don't need you to get notice look at this body this is all I need and don't you think for one second that you are better the the SuperStar because after both the TV title match and the the house show battle royal I am gonna show you that you are far from the greatest thing to hit WPW.
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Post by jakematthews on Aug 22, 2004 23:59:16 GMT -6
Open Scene
Jake Matthews: You wanna KEEP running your mouth? You say I wanna be like Eminem? Well, How about you try THIS on for size..
**Jake pops his neck**
Jake Matthews: This dude Willy Evans, He really thinks he's stout, He's gonna step to me one time, and I'ma knock him the f**k out! Cause to him this is just a game, But for many more of us this is life, Willy boy just showed up to this gun fight, but he only brought himself a knife! I don't think he really knows what he's actually gettin into, Superstar is right Will, but it sure as hell ain't you! Your a 3rd rate wrestler, a 4th rate chump, Wrestle me? Shit, you can't wrestle your pants off to take a dump! So before you cry I'll end this here, next time you wanna step up and call me a loser, Ya best first look in the mirror!
**Jake stops and smirks at the camera and then pops his collar**
Jake Matthews: Now What?!?
Fade Out
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Post by "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann on Aug 23, 2004 0:03:59 GMT -6
Fade out.
Denn-Mann: I "fly off" for 10 minutes and come back and the crappola hits the fan between Rapper Jake, Eklipse's protege and Superstar Will a horny,"randy" man of a wrestler. These two are giving it their best for the battle for second. Wouldn't it be really crappy if Riot eliminated both of these two? NO WAY that's gonna happen. I'm rooting for Will and Jake to make it to the end with me. YES ah-HA! Fellas, Don't forget Little Riot is in this one.
Fade out.
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Post by jakematthews on Aug 23, 2004 0:09:38 GMT -6
Scene opens back up w/ Jake and Corky
Jake: Well, Well, Well.. look who FINALLY comes back from his "Magic America Trip"...
Corky: DENN?!?
Jake: Yeah...
Corky: Did he bring me my pink and brown stuffed elephant?
Jake: I dunno
Corky: Damn...
Fade Out
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Post by "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann on Aug 23, 2004 0:17:22 GMT -6
Denn laughs as we watches Jake Matthews and his little buddy Corky. Fade in.
Denn-Mann: Yes. Low and Behold I have returned from my 10 minute trek to and from the grand ol' US of A. Ok so I didn't take a magical plane ride but then again I never claimed to like a liar like Riot did. The Federation Cup HILARITY never ends. The only stuffed elephant I've seen lately was this one chick at the club the other night getting pounded from behind by this old gent but we all averted our eyes as quickly as possible. But then again like I've always said them big girls need lovin toooooo YES ah-Ha!
Fade out.
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Post by SuperStar on Aug 23, 2004 0:20:53 GMT -6
So Dennis you don't have to worry because Will Evans will be standing well not face to face but I will not be backing down until I figure out a way to send your 7 foot ass crashing to the floor.
Matthews my cat coughing up a hair ball sounds better then your rapping so after you are done trying to be Vanillia Ice and want to get back talking about how you are gonna kick my ass and how I am nothing but a third rate wrestler, well after I send you ass crashing to the floor for the second time in two night you will just see what this 3rd rate wrestler can do.
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Post by "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann on Aug 23, 2004 0:25:32 GMT -6
Fade in.
DM: Worry? Who's worried and I know. You're right about you not being face to face. You're absolutely correct. You'll be looking up from the arena floor once you're tossed out, the question is whether you're 2nd place or 3rd or 4th. But I'm not worried. You're right about that, YES ah-HA!
Fade out
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Post by jakematthews on Aug 23, 2004 0:27:29 GMT -6
**Scene opens back up to Jake Matthews leaning up against the wall in the hallway of the hotel**
Jake Matthews: Blah Blah Blah.. Will.. come up with something original.. PLEASE! Come on.. can't do any better than a tirred Vanilla Ice Line? Come on man.. How about you go back home. Write a few things down. And then when you think of something original, remember it. Come BACK here and let me hear it. Until then... I really don't wanna hear it man. Hey Denn.. how bout you finish this "cat" off for me huh?
**Just then we see Corky speeding down the hall on a cleaners cart being chased down by an old oriental lady**
Corky: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Jake: GO CORKY GO!
Fade To Black
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Post by "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann on Aug 23, 2004 0:34:13 GMT -6
Fade in.
Denn-Mann: What's with all the SBK-wannabe's in WPW? There's Grendel, then there's PDJ, with all there "cats" mentions and now Jake Matthews who obviously influenced by Eklipse's influence SBK has on him back in their NEW days. Finish off Superstar Will? Sounds like a man conceding 2nd place. Jake? I know you mis-spoke. You had to have UNLESS Superstar will indeed get to place 2nd in this one proving he isn't "third rate" YES AH-ah!
Fade out
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Post by SuperStar on Aug 23, 2004 0:37:20 GMT -6
Dennis I will not be looking at you from the floor it will be after I throw that loser Riot out and then beat the living shit out of Matthews and then it will be just me and you SuperStar VS Th Size and don't worry I will find a way to get her ass over that top rope.
Matthew now on to you. You say that my Vanillia Ice remark is old well then Ice Ice Baby Matthews because just like Vanillia Ice your fifthteen minute of fame is almost up.
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Post by jakematthews on Aug 23, 2004 0:40:38 GMT -6
**Scene open back to Jake in the hallway*
Jake: Oh, It's gonna be like THAT Denn? Aiight Aiight.. Your just tryin to get me pumped up huh? Fine... And by the way.. I ain't tryin to be like Ol' SBK at all. I've heard MANY stories from 'Klipse. By The way.. Next time ya talk to SBK, tell him 'Klipse says wassup.. anyways.. where was i? Oh yeah.. Will Evans.... You given up yet man? I mean, haven't heard from ya in awhile. "CAT" got your tounge? Or maybe you've just realize that you really CAN'T hang along side me and Denn... well, I understand man.. and good luck..
Fade Out
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Post by "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann on Aug 23, 2004 0:42:25 GMT -6
Fade in
Denn: Her? "Get her ass over that top rope". I did hear you correct but you're wrong. No Superstar Will, That chick from the club isn't in this match and she won't be in there at the end with us I can assure you...YES ah-Ha!
Fade out
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Post by SuperStar on Aug 23, 2004 0:47:48 GMT -6
Matthews I know I can sure can hang with you and Dennis the real question is if the two of you can hang with the likes of me. Matthew you talk as if you already know that you have what it takes to beat me well I can tell you this much you don't have it now or will you every have it. So maybe you sould just stick to rapping because hey you are white and that is the in thing right now and you will make millions of wanna-be white boy think that you are an idol instead of just stupid
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Post by jakematthews on Aug 23, 2004 0:51:57 GMT -6
**Scene opens to Jake Matthews now sittin outside on a bench**
Jake Matthews: 15 minutes of fame? Shit I haven't even used 3, Who's gonna win this thing? My best guess would be me! Cause Me and Denn might have common friends But that don't mean that we're down f**k Rumble in The Bronx, More like Rumble in ChinaTown. Now before you say anything Will, I know were not in China So stop thinking about it, and untwist ya panty lina So you think Ice Ice Baby is gonna REALLY hurt? You act like you just said somethin new, I thought I already went over all of this.. what did I tell you? Now in this match we're in, Its YOU Will who will first hit the floor, You hear that Suppsta? Even the Deaf guys screamin for you to say no more. Cause everytime you come on camera, you make yourself look like more of a chumpsky I'd have a bigger challenge in this match if I was wrestling a crippled monkey What Will? You didn't hear me? Shit, then I'll Re-Mix It, I'm the REAL superstar son, your just old news like Limp Bizkit!
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Post by "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann on Aug 23, 2004 0:54:32 GMT -6
Fade In
Denn: What? "Real question is we can hang with you?" You're living in a whole other world. Well after this Fed Cup win for me and Goldpush. Remember I said that. ALL of you will be living in a whole OTHER world. YES ah-ha!
Fade out
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Post by SuperStar on Aug 23, 2004 1:02:46 GMT -6
Dennis Dennis just because you are like 7 feet tall does nopt mean that you can hang with the like of me and about this other world that we all will be living in is it nice because I think you have been there many time.
Matthew you tell me that I better just quit because I will be the first to go over the top well Jake I have never been know to quit and who is this Limp Bizkit guy is that what you call your penis because you have troble getting it up. It is too bad to hear that no wonder your girl friend was screaming so loud last night, she has not been fucked good for month now that you got a limp bizkit.
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Post by jakematthews on Aug 23, 2004 1:09:34 GMT -6
**Jake is now walking down the street**
Jake: Ya know what "Superstar", your just like most of the other guys I've met around the wrestling world. You talk a BIG talk until its time to do the damn thing. Thats what I don't get about you. You talk all this smack about me and my "Girlfriend" but um, let me ask you something. If you "slept" with her, tell me SOMETHING about her. ANYTHING! Come on Willy boy. Your just like Riot. All talk, then you bow out. Your like a scarred lil puppy walking down a dark alley way a night. Then you come across a hungry PitBull. What do you do? You Bark and bark and bark until you get the dog's attention, then as soon as he even LOOKS in your direction, you run away wimpering with your tail between your legs. Sad Really. Very Sad...
Scene Fades Out
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Post by "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann on Aug 23, 2004 1:10:04 GMT -6
"Th Look Th Size" shakes his head at the pathetic attempts of Superstar Will knowing just why Will won't win the TV title at Goldpush and knowing why he won't win the Fed Cup either. It's in Denn's sights and out of little Riot's and that my friends is all that matters. Fade in.
Denn-Mann: Superstar, You just can't help but stick the foot in your mouth. I've heard the rumors that my old friend S-Bee has given you some friendly pointers to help you out but even he's got to be getting frustrated at how bad "U" are. More and more you've proven you are the OPPOSITE of a Superstar. The "other world" I mention. You have no "CLU" about. It's called foreshadowing. Once I hit the Goldpush screens this Monday. Find a monitor. You might just see I was right.
Fade out. Superstar Will first kisses ass looking for an alliance so Denn doesn't verbally assault him anymore THEN Will sticks his foot in his mouth and unleashes Denn on him. Yes Will is looking at being 3rd rate after all.
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Post by riot on Aug 23, 2004 2:29:59 GMT -6
The Scene Sets In Riots Hotel Room, Where he and "The Show" Ivan Burden sit
"Well for one that coulding of possibly been my mom, because my mother is dead....dumb f**k
and for two, Superstar your nothing but a bitch...a little whinny bitch...just like your mother who became Ivan's Bitch Last Night....hey hey, i heard she really like "The Shows" Showtime shake".....but to more important things.......and yes will it is more important the Ivan Impregnating your mom.......
Capital..I think maybe you should go back to playing basket ball for that Special Olymipcs Team i saw you play for a few weeks back...i mean i know your team sucked bro...and you couldnt possibly win even if you gave all the ref's some dome, but remember practice makes perfect, except in your case , for Wrestling...remember, The First lesson in wrestling 101 Collar, Elbow Tie-Up
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