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Post by johnnyjester on Aug 20, 2004 23:09:40 GMT -6
The following is for the wrestler named "Hooray" the man who's catch phrases are sweeping the nation well maybe not nation but the WPW lockerroom....
Hooray: Hooray for Beer!
Hooray crushes a can of beer that is unopened and hurts his head.
Hooray: OUCH! How do they do that without getting hurt?
Someone off camera tells Hooray they drink the beer first then it is easy to crush.
Hooray: Thank you. Well once I get done with the empty cans in this battle royal they will be ready for the trash can too and they will be easy to crush as well. Chasm, You're a loser. You know it. HOORAY FOR LOSERS! Uh no. Hooray for HOORAY! YAY I'm in the Cup Match!
Hooray jumps up and down at this announcement of entering the battle royal.
The preceding was brought to you by Wpw and "Hooray".
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Post by Chasm on Aug 20, 2004 23:13:14 GMT -6
What is this I am getting called a loser by some fuckin guy name Hooray. Hooray all I have to say to you is this you are nothing to me, you think calling me a loser is gonna help you beat me well I can tell you this much you will have no chance in beating me. So until next time Hooray You Have Been Warned.
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Post by johnnyjester on Aug 20, 2004 23:19:22 GMT -6
The preceding is brought to you by Wpw and "Hooray".
Hooray: HOORAY FOR CHASM! He spoke for THREE SENTENCES! Congradulations. Now I feel more comfortable in Wpw knowing there are bottom feeders like Chasm,Riot,Corky and Angel. Hooray for people worse than Meeeeeeee! Fill a hole with some talent Chasm. I have embarressed Chasm so next time we see him he may actually speak more but the damage is done. YIPPY! Hooray for put-downs that work! Hooray for HOORAY!
Hooray then takes a drink of beer out of a crushed can and then burps.
Hooray: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
The preceding was brought to you by "Hooray".
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Post by Chasm on Aug 20, 2004 23:40:26 GMT -6
Chasm has a pissed off look on his face
Chasm: Hooray you make fun of me, and you think that I am gonna sit here and take this from you. I don't like you hooray and I say that you are nothing but I child trying to make it but you get shut down or you get beat down. And that Horray is just what I am gonna do to you beat you down.
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Post by johnnyjester on Aug 20, 2004 23:41:17 GMT -6
More with "Hooray" only this time your favorite newcomer is standing wearing his black mask with a pair of glasses on and usual black outfit only adorned with a graduation cap and gown holding a huge dictionary.
Hooray: For someone who says "Hooray you mean nothing to me" you sure are focusing on me. Proven wrong! YAY Hooray for me and... HOORAY for Chasm, you made the dictionary too! Let's see what it says....
Chasm\, n. [L. chasma, Gr. ?, fr. ? to grape, to open wide. See {Chaos}.] 1. A deep opening made by disruption, as a breach in the earth or a rock; a yawning abyss; a cleft; a fissure.
That deep, romantic chasm which slanted down the green hill. --Coleridge.
2. A void space; a gap or break, as in ranks of men.
Memory . . . fills up the chasms of thought. --Addison.
"To be continued" flashes on screen.....As Hooray closes the book
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Post by Chasm on Aug 20, 2004 23:48:29 GMT -6
Well Hooray if you where the first to bring up what Chasm means then maybe I would think that you have a brain in that little head of your but you were not the first so Horray it has already been done.
Roit my boy you have a date with a bet the most fucked up wrestler in WPW right now and that being Nichole but hey you need someone dumber then you I get it but please please don't have sex because the thought of little half roit half Dutchess of Duck scare the hell out of me
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Post by johnnyjester on Aug 20, 2004 23:57:44 GMT -6
"Hooray" takes off his graduation cap, glasses and gown is now wearing his black outfit and still masked.
Hooray: YAY! Hooray for HOORAY! I won the debate with Chasm. Time to move on to others now. Angel, you are just plain bad and not in the good sense. Dennis Mann, you should try to avoid the diseases from Japanese women, Jake Matthews, you're a no-hit rap wonder and Corky, good luck in Wpw you'll need it. That leaves RIOT. YAY! Hooray for RIOT! Yes. That's right. Hooray for Riot! I am in the Battle Royal for the Fed Cup but at Goldpush I will attempt to give you a gift Riot. A gift you sooooooo deserve. What is it? Just wait and see. Hooray for SURPRISES!!!! Hooray for Riot...He is the WINNER!!!!! YAY! I will give him his gift he deserves! YAY! Hooray for Riot and Hooray for BEER!
Hooray then walks off camera cheering then stumbles into a table with beer cans stacked on top they collapse onto Hooray and you can hear him mumble.
Hooray: booooooo for beer cans.
Fin.
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Post by riot on Aug 21, 2004 0:35:39 GMT -6
The Scene Sets with Riot in his hotel room strumming on his acoustic guitar
"Bottom Feeders ay? the only bottom feeder i see around here is you hurray, and i will espacially laugh when chasm bith slap your as back to the gutter where you piece of shit ass belongs..now on to bigger things, and when i say biger i mean bigger, big as in the 7 ft giant known as dennis, i am wondering where he is, i havent heard form him in awhilke.... I hope he hasent decided to pull out of the match...he big man, i'm still waiting for the beating your going to give me..hell after you return if you do, and you give me a good ol' beat down, expect me to give to a chair, and let you beat me with that next, maybe it will hurt then
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Post by Chasm on Aug 21, 2004 0:46:57 GMT -6
Roit don't forget that I will also be bitch slapping your ass all over Japan. Roit first you are gonna get your ass kicked by my brother in the TV and then you will be gettign your ass kick by me here at the house show and Roit I would not worry about Dennis because I can tell you right now that he would kick you ass all over Japan as well and you want to know why because you suck.
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Post by "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann on Aug 21, 2004 0:52:32 GMT -6
"Th Look Th Size" has spent the day doing promotional work around Tokyo and the night visiting many of the hottest nightclubs in Tokyo. Denn stops by the ballroom and sure enough Little Mr. Riot has decided to speak again. Only this time he's claiming he "wonders where Denn is" and he's waiting for his beating Denn will give him. The cameras in the downstairs ballroom of the luxury Tokyo hotel Denn is staying in with the remainder of WPW's top talent just shakes his head.
DM: This kid Riot hasn't came up with any substance to his act yet. The kid is done for. He's a glutton for punishment. We both get our first WPW matches in the Fed Cup contest and then our first WPW show appearance on Goldpush. Let's see who lasts longer "Th Look Th Size" Denn-Mann OR "Th Joke Th Talentless" Riot. Place your bets WPW. I gots BIG PLANS in WPW and they commence at Goldpush and don't worry little Hooray-boy, I'm glad your hearing the rumors of my escapades here in Tokyo this week. I've found the right holes and it's clear by your dictionary you know what that means. Yes ah-HA!
Cameras shut off as Denn heads out of the Ballroom and off to his hotel room.
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Post by riot on Aug 21, 2004 1:53:14 GMT -6
The Scene sets in Riots hotel room again where he is still strumming on his guitar
"Ya know dennis, we have something in common, we both have big plans in WpW, the is out first match, and this is our first gold push tournament, but you see unlike you, i dont go and waste my time "On the town" so to say, i sit here in my Nice Spacious Hotel Room, planning, and peiceing together, what i will do in this match, its all i think about . yes it is true i am a glutton for pain...I LOVE every bit of pain i get, and i cant wait to have my head smashed in the middle of the ring by you, but gaurentee it will take alot mroe than that, expect me to get up afterwards and be begging for another....."
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Post by angel on Aug 21, 2004 3:59:42 GMT -6
ANGEL is walking behind stage at the Arena for goldpush when he spots a cameraman, he motions for his attention
ANGEL: Well now we have krusty the clown wannabe in this thing, now along with the 7" foot frankenstein Jr who has a point it will be painfull and bruising not to mention one hell of a battle... Now as far as alligning myself alongside Riot goes it is the odds that we are out numbered which is completely fine by me its the way i prefer it, you see the lesser the odds the better for us.. Be prepared frankenstein jr im Coming for you, and as for you krusty your not even worth my time.
ANGEL turns and heads out of the arena as the screen fades
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Post by "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann on Aug 21, 2004 4:21:52 GMT -6
"Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann has just finished watching Riot and his new pal Angel's comments about the Federation Cup Battle Royal. Fade in.
DM: "Th Lesser the Odds the Better for us" This is Angel's mantra. Is this some kind of a rib? Where is Striken? Where is Chris Lee? Where is Mystic Mauler? It's only Saturday and all of WPW's Supposed big time champions are nowhere to be found. They are scared to be defeated by someone in the Battle Royal now the easy question is which of us is it? It isn't the joke known as Laugh Riot. It isn't Clipped-Wing Angel, It isn't Do-Da or Hooray whatever name he wants to be called and it isn't Spasm-Chasm. The man who makes the big impact of all of us at Goldpush is the same man who's scaring off the WPW Chumps. "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann. While you're giving out your America Online messenger service at the end of your interview I suggest you email God better known as say your prayers you make it out of Tokyo cause it's Saynonara to your chances come Fed Cup time, Chumpsky! YES ah-Ha!
Cameras fade out once again.
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Post by angel on Aug 21, 2004 4:35:32 GMT -6
As Angel arrives back in his hotel in Southern Tokyo he catches the last promo on tv and walks over to the camera crew and tells them to start filming
ANGEL: yes you are correct frankenstein Jr it is syanora for you, after having to poison my hearing with that rant of yours i realise that your desperation is coming out loud and clear, now as to you scaring off the WpW champs, tell me what have you done for them to be scared off. And you know what they say the bigger they are the harder they fall remember that when you get sent over the top rope. now i'll go back up to my room turn on the television sit back in my chair and await to hear more about your desperation... SEE YOU SOON
the camera cuts off
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Post by "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann on Aug 21, 2004 4:45:23 GMT -6
Fade in
Denn-Mann: You won't have to wait long chumpsky! By the time you get up to your room this will have been recorded. You ask "What have I done to scare off" the WPW Chumps? When it comes to you and I. MORE THAN YOU HAVE. While you were "backstage" at the arena earlier Angelic Chumpsky, Why don't ask around and get some advice why you SUCK so bad? Oh wait. Rumors I heard are you already know you suck and have sought out advice Mr. O for Ever in WPW! I'm new to WPW and just kickin off this week and where's the champs at? They sure aren't scared of you and Riot or Hooray boy. It's me. Th Look Th Size! NO ranting here or earlier. I'm only on here a scant few seconds just like last time but it gets the job done against you chumpskies. The desperation comes from you chump-stains who've been milling around on the downside of life in WPW. You're GUTTERLY and UTTERLY pathetic.
A serious tone to Dennis Mann as the camera fades out as soon as it does the happy go lucky Denn-Mann returns but not for cameras to see.
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Post by angel on Aug 21, 2004 5:12:39 GMT -6
Angel steps out into the hallway an dgrabs one of the cameramans camarea's and brings it back inside his room
ANGEL: Yeah maybe just maybe your right maybe the big name champions are scared of you, or maybe just maybe they don't give a damn about you or your so called plans here, maybe your just not worthy of their time... just a though.
They're not scared of me or Riot well thats good cause i never said they were, just like you im new here too but make no mistake about it i will claim victory when i throw you over that rope
Angel gets up and turns off the camera
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Post by "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann on Aug 21, 2004 5:21:52 GMT -6
Fade in
Denn-Mann: There you go Angel. Back down and admit I'm right. Well done Chumpsky. As to your "claiming victory". Not happenin. Interesting you stopped crying about desperation when I pointed out the rumors of your curtain jerkin pleas for help to become a better wrestler. The WPW champs aren't trying to get in this match because they've seen the slice and dice job I've done verbally on chumpskies like you,Angel and to Little Riot. Their on their high horse they don't want to get knocked off. Chris Lee? Where you at Defending Fed Cupper? If he jumps in then he's a man. If he doesn't then it's proof he's a coward. I'm well aware of what the so called Champs of WPW are up to. They are here in Tokyo and staying at this same hotel. Chris Lee is here. Striken is here. Mystic Mauler is here. All of them and they are aware of our battle Angel. So while you're prayin I don't point any more of your flaws. I'm done with you. You've been put in your place...at least you had the balls to enter the match. But then again so did that chumpsky Riot and Happy fun-ball boy Hooray. YES ah-HA!
Fade out
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Post by angel on Aug 21, 2004 5:40:40 GMT -6
Angel turns the camera on once again
ANGEL: I'm man enough to admit when im wrong like aligning myself with Riot when where is he, i mean i jump in on his defence and he dissapears on me leaving me high and dry in this batlle of words, so yes i guess i was wrong about that i see that now, but that doesn't change the fact that when its all said and done i will walk out the winner
Angel quickly shuts off the camera
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Post by "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann on Aug 21, 2004 5:49:08 GMT -6
"Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann a player of backstage politics is to have his first WPW match play right into his hands as many of his other past encounters. He listens to what Angel said.
Denn-Mann: Yes Please quickly shut the camera off Angel before admit that even you know you won't win. BUT you are coming around to the right way of thinking. Even if Riot was right there with you, it would be like hanging you out to dry. Riot is now WPW's punching bag and he likes it that way,meanwhile the alliances are adding up for "Th Look Th Size". We got Corky's ticket over to get in on this Fed Cup action, I have a friend of a friend of a friend in Jake Matthews in this thing and now Angel is alligning with the seven footer with a sense of humor...Now all that's left Chasm and Hooray. You boyzzzz know the smart move. You side with the big man, you last in the Battle Royal, you hang yourself out there, you keeping getting verbally assaulted and by the time the Battle Royal comes around you're already toast now that's a plan I'll drink to...YES AH-ha!
Denn takes a sip of a beverage as the camera fades out.
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Post by angel on Aug 21, 2004 6:00:35 GMT -6
The cameraman is outside Angels rooms shouting for his camera back as angel turns on the camera yet again ignoring the cameramans pleas
ANGEL:well there's a saying im sure you all have heard about a million times" can't beat them join them" although i may have made the right move alliances come and go and sooner or later in the heat of this up coming battle royal this little alliance will crumble, and when it does who knows what will happen, will it be the 7 foot giant walking out or will it be Riot, or Chasm, or even Mathews or yet even myself walking out the victor...
Angels shuts off the camera and gives it back to the pleading cameraman
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Post by "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann on Aug 21, 2004 6:19:16 GMT -6
Dennis Mann has the crew cut the camera on one more time before he departs for his hotel room.
Denn-Mann: WPW, this little Fed Cupsky is just an example of what I'm bringing to WPW. A small example. But what lessons have been learned so far? The Fed Cup Match, Home to #1 Contender GRENDEL at one time, then also 'Icon' Chris Lee past champion and many other WPW so-called stars have been willing to LEAP into the mix. NOT THIS WEEK. The seven footer with a sense of humor has dominated so far. I've Riot the Riot Act...Bought ol Corky a plane ticket over to kick some ass, turned Angel from a stupid team up to a wise mover and Got Jake Matthews to chip in for part of Corky's plane ticket. Hooray and Chasm, Either with me or against me. You got time to figure out the wise move. See you chumpskies LATER!
Scene fades out and Denn-Mann leaves the ballroom to go back to his hotel room.
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Post by riot on Aug 21, 2004 13:37:42 GMT -6
The Scene Sets In In The Arena Were the WpW Gold Push Will Be taking Place, he is seen Standing next to angel.
Riot:"WOW!!! i am supprised...Dennis actually knows termenology....maybe you know this one too "Mark" because that is eaxctly what you are, and after Angel and I throw your big dumb ass over the top rop in the battle Royal, you will be "Markin' Out" Over your two favorite wrestler in the WpW. Now i know angel is upset with me at the moment, but im sure he understands i had to fly back to America, to my home, to take care of some business. but now i am back, and ready to beat the hell out of anyone else who enters th ebattle Royal.
2 more days left
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Post by SuperStar on Aug 21, 2004 14:55:28 GMT -6
Roit will you please shut the hell up and just leave because unless you can back that mouth up then I say you don't talk to the like of SuperStar or any WPW wrestler as a matter of fact because you will be nothing but a jobber here and I just can't wait to kick your ass two night in a row. To everyone else hey you will all be hearing from me later
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Post by "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann on Aug 21, 2004 16:37:53 GMT -6
"Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann is sitting looking at his watch as the camera fades in.
Denn-Mann: Little Riot is on the run. He's now stooping to lies. Claims of having to "fly back to America" but now he's back? 14 hour flight. EACH WAY!
Denn laughs.
Denn-Mann:This newbie punk chumpsky Riot has yet again proven he's a joke! Come on in for the beatdown Will Evans. My deal with everyone is to teach this kid Riot a lesson in paying dues, after that it's every man for himself and hopefully afterward Riot's learned that bit of "terminology" called "payin dues". He'll also learn when to talk and when to keep his mouth shut. At this rate the terms in Riot's WPW life are gonna be "termination" if he keeps up his lackluster promos. YES ah-HA!
Camera fades as Denn is baffled at why Riot would try to fool people with a stupid lie about "plane rides".
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Post by angel on Aug 21, 2004 22:14:51 GMT -6
Angel comes down to the lobby to put in another promo
ANGEL:Riot buddy im not upset with you man why would i be it's not like you bailed on me for all that time, it's not like you left me hanging while you had to take care of business back in America... oh wait you did leave me out to dry in this little so called alliance. Anyways in your absence i had time to think about my options and i realised our little alliance was a mistake and so i made the smart move and stepped away from your side, it's nothing personal its just business
Angel walks out of the hotel as the screen fades
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Post by SuperStar on Aug 21, 2004 22:20:19 GMT -6
Angel my boy I think you really need to stay with Roit because you both are nothing but losers and think they have what it take to step in the ring with the likes of Dennis and of course The SuperStar. And we all know that Roit did not make any trip back to the states because come on like Dennis said do the fuckin Math it does not work out so you know what I think. I think that Roit left so that he could go and get some asian pussy before his date with Ducky. Talking about Asian pussy I think I still need to go get me some
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Post by "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann on Aug 21, 2004 22:31:09 GMT -6
"Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann is seated in front of a camera in the downstairs ballroom where WPW is set up. Fade in. He raises a glass with a beverage in it.
Denn-Mann: Here's to Asian beauties! YES ah-HA!
Some female giggling is heard off to the side. Fade out. That's all Denn-Mann has to say? Guess that means some WPW wrestlers are going to party on this day/night.
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Post by SuperStar on Aug 21, 2004 22:35:20 GMT -6
Well it looks like Dennis knows where the honeys are so The SuperStar just might go join him so me and him can bash Angel and that Roit guy together with some Asain women of course. So Roit I will leave you out of this this time but do you worry after I get my Asain fix I will be back. And Angel you still suck.
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Post by "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann on Aug 21, 2004 22:53:49 GMT -6
The camera fades back in even while there is a bustle of activity in the ballroom that the WPW camera crew is working in.
Denn-Mann: I may just getting into the WPW scene but my rep proceeds me, both good and bad. Tonight I plan on being bad. B-A-Double D. BAD. And not the kind of bad that consists of some of my opponents in this Battle Royal for the Cup. Yes ah-HA!
Out of nowhere in steps none other than CURRENT Big Gold Champion and Federation Cup holder "Icon" Chris Lee*!!!!! Lee extends a handshake and Denn accepts.
Lee: Dennis Mann. Good luck to ya' at the Battle Royal. You've been cracking my ass up on WpW TV.
Lee walks off and Denn nods his head after receiving the endorsement of sorts. Fade out. *Permission granted.
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Post by SuperStar on Aug 21, 2004 23:02:08 GMT -6
SuperStar walks into a building. As he steps into the door way he is met by two half naked asain women.
Women 1: (speaking very bad english) Welcome
SuperStar winks at the other lady and grabs her by the arm and heads into the back.
SuperStar: Don't worry I will be back for you later( pointing at a group of ladies standing waiting for a customer)
Camera Fades on Will getting dragged into the back
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