Post by Frost on Aug 25, 2012 23:33:19 GMT -6
“It’s frustrating sometimes, being an older brother but listening to the world badger on about you being in his shadow or you will eventually turn on him to further your career. It’s crazy because being the older brother I’m looked at as the younger star while my younger brother is the veteran who’s day will soon come according to wrestling journalist. In all honesty I hear it all the time and people patiently await for me to unravel, that’s not going to happen and quite honestly, you shouldn’t expect it to.
I’ve heard everything from Lucy and Angel attacking my personal life and for some odd reason believing that I’m disrespecting them with the Marky Mark comments, to Shawn Stryker not considering me an Olympic Gold Medalist. Let’s play a little game of Fact and Fiction.
Fact: Lucy and Angel have just entered the realm of no return. What is this said realm? The realm of no return or shall I say the realm of George W. Bush, now Shawn I’m not getting to you yet so don’t take this as me dissing you m’kay? He just happens to be a moronic Texan who probably was Firebomb in disguised, you’re not dumb Shawn, you’re just more sensitive than a Transsexual when the Tranny is referred to as its original gender. But no Lucy it’s hard, honestly it’s dreadful and honestly painful to listen to you speak, I don’t know what the f**k you’re saying 99.99% of the time and hell if I did know I would honestly tell you to shut the f**k up and never open that trap ever again, luckily for me and everyone else who is forced to watch a Lucy and Angel promo we understand you at least 1% of the time if that.
I said watching a promo not porno but I assume that you’ll spin my words that way. What’s this with you two sluts and dick? Are you really that penis deprived? Let me break this down for you real simple because I doubt either of you realize what deprived means. DO-THE-TWO-OF-YOU-NASTY-UGLY-PIECES-OF-SHIT-REALLY-NEED-DICK-THAT-BADLY?! There. Did you follow? Hopefully you did because I will only repeat that once, well unfortunately for you two I won’t be the one administering treatment, ask Tommy, Shawn, Marquee, or whoever else is in that Brady Bunch to help out in that department, leave me out of it.
It’s comical that everyone here is only concerned with the WPW World Champion, yes Frost is the top guy at the moment and hell he’s earned it but in the tag team match, I’m the X Factor, that’s not a knock on my little brother it’s just the truth. While Lucy and Shawn will be too busy trying to injure Frost so he’ll lose the World Title in the Main Event, I’ll be the one stopping Lucy, Angel ,Shawn, and whoever else wants to intervene from obtaining that goal. I’ve already told you all that I have a background in Amateur Wrestling, I’ve won a Gold Medal for it and although you don’t believe it Shawn, it’s 100% truth. It’s not something I made up to fill a resume, no I worked hard for it just like a worked hard to learn my Mix Martial Arts Moves, but the funny thing is, I didn’t learn it for MMA, I learned it for here, I wanted to be better stacked against guys who’ve been doing this for a lot longer than I have. My brother may be the well balanced one, but I’m the mat wrestler, the technically sound wrestler who you all will come to respect in due time, I may not be as clever on the promo cutting as James Raven or Frost but I can easily hold my own.
Shawn, let’s get back to you, really. You’re beef with my brother is one thing but let me break the whole fact or fiction game down to you as well since Lucy and Angel can’t do it right and since they’ll tell the world I’m copying what they said or just sit there and rewind the tape over and over again just to respond to every little thing I said since they can’t come up with anything on their own.
Fact; In Wrestling, Wrestlers Cut Promos
Fiction: We all play patty cake and all have one big orgy because we all love one another in this business.
Maybe that’ll turn on Lucy and Angel but you Shawn, you no better, you realize that this is a cutthroat industry. My brother may have badmouthed you and probably went in a bit too deep but what did you expect him to say? That he respects you every five seconds? You do realize that the Tag Team Championships are on the line right? There’s no time for butt kissing, this is at Wrestival 6 and it’s going to be the biggest night of the year, nobody is going half assed here.
I do appreciate the advice though it seems flawed, I understand that you too have a brother and have gone your separate ways but can you honestly tell me that I’m an act? I’m cutting some bullshit of an excuse family drama? My personal life is that, it’s my personal life. You and I don’t have beef but I promise you Shawn, if you disrespect my family I’ll be sure to have you end up on the front page of the obituary. That’s not a threat either, that’s a promise, I’m not going to shoot you, stab you, poison you, I will beat you to death in that ring and leave a lifeless bloodied body dangling from the ropes. Look I don’t need a talk show to get my point across, I don’t need press conferences or a hype video, you have my words and that’s all you need.
Fake bio shit? Ha, what do you have going for you Shawn? A real competitor will dump me over my bio? Perhaps you have a point, hell if that’s the case a real competitor will dump over your entire arsenal, your name, and even your accent but you know where I’m going with that in a round-about way, I’m not even going to touch that being that my brother already lit a fire in your ass and decided to watch you burn.
You’re not even taking me serious and honestly I’m fine with that, you talk about my brother as if he’s the one that can take verbal thrashings and I can’t. He may be a veteran in this business but you going soft on me doesn’t help you at all, when we get in that ring you’ll take me lightly that is until I begin pummeling you with beatings you never thought you’d be able to fathom, you’ll be wishing no paying aloud that I make you tap in that ring or even just end the match because you can’t take the intensity anymore.
I don’t want Lucy to be pinned, no I’m gunning for the big dog, I’m gunning for you Shawn and I hope you see this as an opportunity for me to showcase my talents and prove to the world of World Pro Wrestling that I’m a future star in the making here.
I’ve never won professional wrestling gold, but tomorrow night, I plan on doing that and on WPW’s biggest Pay Per View I plan on being crowned ½ of the Tag Team Champions, Shawn it’s been a pleasure, Lucy, meh…. Just get tested before you enter the ring, I don’t want to go anywhere near you.”
[/color]I’ve heard everything from Lucy and Angel attacking my personal life and for some odd reason believing that I’m disrespecting them with the Marky Mark comments, to Shawn Stryker not considering me an Olympic Gold Medalist. Let’s play a little game of Fact and Fiction.
Fact: Lucy and Angel have just entered the realm of no return. What is this said realm? The realm of no return or shall I say the realm of George W. Bush, now Shawn I’m not getting to you yet so don’t take this as me dissing you m’kay? He just happens to be a moronic Texan who probably was Firebomb in disguised, you’re not dumb Shawn, you’re just more sensitive than a Transsexual when the Tranny is referred to as its original gender. But no Lucy it’s hard, honestly it’s dreadful and honestly painful to listen to you speak, I don’t know what the f**k you’re saying 99.99% of the time and hell if I did know I would honestly tell you to shut the f**k up and never open that trap ever again, luckily for me and everyone else who is forced to watch a Lucy and Angel promo we understand you at least 1% of the time if that.
I said watching a promo not porno but I assume that you’ll spin my words that way. What’s this with you two sluts and dick? Are you really that penis deprived? Let me break this down for you real simple because I doubt either of you realize what deprived means. DO-THE-TWO-OF-YOU-NASTY-UGLY-PIECES-OF-SHIT-REALLY-NEED-DICK-THAT-BADLY?! There. Did you follow? Hopefully you did because I will only repeat that once, well unfortunately for you two I won’t be the one administering treatment, ask Tommy, Shawn, Marquee, or whoever else is in that Brady Bunch to help out in that department, leave me out of it.
It’s comical that everyone here is only concerned with the WPW World Champion, yes Frost is the top guy at the moment and hell he’s earned it but in the tag team match, I’m the X Factor, that’s not a knock on my little brother it’s just the truth. While Lucy and Shawn will be too busy trying to injure Frost so he’ll lose the World Title in the Main Event, I’ll be the one stopping Lucy, Angel ,Shawn, and whoever else wants to intervene from obtaining that goal. I’ve already told you all that I have a background in Amateur Wrestling, I’ve won a Gold Medal for it and although you don’t believe it Shawn, it’s 100% truth. It’s not something I made up to fill a resume, no I worked hard for it just like a worked hard to learn my Mix Martial Arts Moves, but the funny thing is, I didn’t learn it for MMA, I learned it for here, I wanted to be better stacked against guys who’ve been doing this for a lot longer than I have. My brother may be the well balanced one, but I’m the mat wrestler, the technically sound wrestler who you all will come to respect in due time, I may not be as clever on the promo cutting as James Raven or Frost but I can easily hold my own.
Shawn, let’s get back to you, really. You’re beef with my brother is one thing but let me break the whole fact or fiction game down to you as well since Lucy and Angel can’t do it right and since they’ll tell the world I’m copying what they said or just sit there and rewind the tape over and over again just to respond to every little thing I said since they can’t come up with anything on their own.
Fact; In Wrestling, Wrestlers Cut Promos
Fiction: We all play patty cake and all have one big orgy because we all love one another in this business.
Maybe that’ll turn on Lucy and Angel but you Shawn, you no better, you realize that this is a cutthroat industry. My brother may have badmouthed you and probably went in a bit too deep but what did you expect him to say? That he respects you every five seconds? You do realize that the Tag Team Championships are on the line right? There’s no time for butt kissing, this is at Wrestival 6 and it’s going to be the biggest night of the year, nobody is going half assed here.
I do appreciate the advice though it seems flawed, I understand that you too have a brother and have gone your separate ways but can you honestly tell me that I’m an act? I’m cutting some bullshit of an excuse family drama? My personal life is that, it’s my personal life. You and I don’t have beef but I promise you Shawn, if you disrespect my family I’ll be sure to have you end up on the front page of the obituary. That’s not a threat either, that’s a promise, I’m not going to shoot you, stab you, poison you, I will beat you to death in that ring and leave a lifeless bloodied body dangling from the ropes. Look I don’t need a talk show to get my point across, I don’t need press conferences or a hype video, you have my words and that’s all you need.
Fake bio shit? Ha, what do you have going for you Shawn? A real competitor will dump me over my bio? Perhaps you have a point, hell if that’s the case a real competitor will dump over your entire arsenal, your name, and even your accent but you know where I’m going with that in a round-about way, I’m not even going to touch that being that my brother already lit a fire in your ass and decided to watch you burn.
You’re not even taking me serious and honestly I’m fine with that, you talk about my brother as if he’s the one that can take verbal thrashings and I can’t. He may be a veteran in this business but you going soft on me doesn’t help you at all, when we get in that ring you’ll take me lightly that is until I begin pummeling you with beatings you never thought you’d be able to fathom, you’ll be wishing no paying aloud that I make you tap in that ring or even just end the match because you can’t take the intensity anymore.
I don’t want Lucy to be pinned, no I’m gunning for the big dog, I’m gunning for you Shawn and I hope you see this as an opportunity for me to showcase my talents and prove to the world of World Pro Wrestling that I’m a future star in the making here.
I’ve never won professional wrestling gold, but tomorrow night, I plan on doing that and on WPW’s biggest Pay Per View I plan on being crowned ½ of the Tag Team Champions, Shawn it’s been a pleasure, Lucy, meh…. Just get tested before you enter the ring, I don’t want to go anywhere near you.”
