Post by Sebastian on Aug 24, 2012 22:31:31 GMT -6
[[Over the past two years international wrestling sensation Sebastian has flown first class or via private jet. Today is another case of such. This time his destination is Mexico. Currently the flight is somewhere of the United States. It's been a long flight from Italy then a short layover in London then New York. However now the WPW Big Gold and Continental Champion is but a few short hours away from reaching the grounds where he will defend his titles at Wrestival 6. No cameras are present on this private plane ride to south of the border. Sebastian is sitting relaxing as he is approached by a lovely stewardess.]]
Stewardess:: You’re that handsome WPW wrestler named Sebastian.
Seebs:: Yes Yes dear lady I most certainly am. Your accent. Are you perhaps from France?
Stewardess:: I am indeed.
[[She then leans in and begins to whisper in french.]]
Stewardess:: Notre liste des passagers de vol a ton nom et je vous fait des recherches. Vous êtes un vilain garçon. Est-il vrai que vous avez déjà baisé une fille dans le cul d'une salle d'avion de Londres à Paris, puis a reçu un travail à la main d'une femme tout à fait différente sous une couverture?
Our in flight passenger list had your name and I researched you. You’re a naughty boy. Is it true that you once fucked one girl in the ass on an airplane bathroom from London to Paris then received a hand job from an entirely different woman under a blanket?
Seebs:: Vous ne pouvez pas croire tout ce qu'on lit dans les journaux poubelles européennes. Mais oui oui cette histoire est en partie vrai. La partie salle de bain de l'histoire est à cent pour cent de fait. L'histoire globale est presque correcte. Elle a joué une gifle et chatouiller sous une couverture pendant que je cogné doigt sa chatte.
You cannot believe everything you read in those European trash papers. But yes yes that story is partially true. The bathroom part of the story is one hundred percent factual. The blanket story is nearly correct. She played some slap and tickle under a blanket while I finger banged her pussy.
Stewardess:: En effet, vous êtes un mauvais garçon.
Indeed you’re a bad boy.
[[The stewardess winks and continues up the aisle. Sebastian then leans back reclining his seat to get some rest as the plane is now right over middle-america en route to Mexico and Wrestival 6. Only about 10 minutes later the same stewardess wheels a cart up the aisle. On the cart is a huge bulky box phone.]]
Stewardess:: Excuse me.
[[The WPW Big Gold and Continental Champion opens his eyes and unreclines his chair.]]
Seebs:: Yes?
Stewardess:: You have an urgent phone call. It’s said to be an emergency.
Seebs:: Ok.
Stewardess:: While I’m here would you like anything to drink when I return?
Seebs:: Well I’ll take some white wine.
[[The stewardess nods and proceeds up the aisle of the plane. Sebastian picks up the air-phone wondering who might this be since only his agent knew of this flight and he’s on board sitting only a few seats away.]]
Voice:: Joining the Mile-High club kid???
[[The voice on the other is unmistakable. As Sebastian rolls his eyes.]]
Seebs:: How did you know how to find me?
Voice:: Who do you think? Our wonderful agent Mr Jimmy MAYYYYYY!!!!
Seebs:: I knew that Denn Mann. I should have known!
[[The caller on the other side of the phone is “Th Look Th Size” Dennis Mann. The person who delivered the title belts to Silverstars this past week as Sebastian was still in London, England for the closing ceremonies and aftermath to the 2012 Olympic Games.]]
Seebs:: So what’s this emergency?
Denn-Mann:: There isn’t one I just wanted to give you a callsky. Look here kid, I did you a solid by laying the foundation for what’s to come. Just like planned we have Joel Sonnier Thunder underestimating you.
Seebs:: Sonnier? What do you mean?
DM:: Oh man that’s just my little nickname for him. You ever heard of zydeco music?
Seebs:: No.
DM:: What about cajun music?
Seebs:: Yes of course.
DM:: Well last Silverstars we were down in Louisiana the birthplace of Cajun music. If that whiny beeotch Thunder had made any real move at threatening for your belts, I planned to come out there and completely embarrass and humiliate him. Ever heard of the song “tear stained letter”?
Seebs:: No.
DM:: Well that and another little diddy “Don’t mess with my Toot-Toot” is what reminds me both of which are songs sang by Jo-El Sonnier.
Seebs:: Is that pronounced SOWN-YAY?
DM:: Sure is kid.
Seebs:: Sounds French I’m fluent in French.
DM:: Good for you.
Seebs:: Pour commencer, je comprends Joel tonnerre a commencé à couler sur mes réalisations dans WPW qui sont bien plus que la sienne. Il a tout oublié le règne de tous les temps TV titre. Une erreur fatale. Il est tellement mal comment il est allé sur les choses.
DM:: Listen frenchy I don’t understand a darn word you said.
Seebs:: I merely said…For starters, Joel Thunder I understand has began running down my accomplishments in WPW which are far more than his. He’s all but forgotten the All-Time TV title reign. A fatal mistake. He’s so wrong how he’s went about things.
DM:: His press conference was one for the classic mistake handbook. Fell right into that trap about your family getting you a spot in WPW. Clueless moron. You’ve got his keister right where you want him. He’s powerless to combat what you’re bringing to Mexico with you. Yes AH-Haaaa!
Seebs:: Hello?
DM:: Can you hear me now kid?
Seebs:: I think so. Sorry this air-phone may be breaking up.
DM:: Speaking of breakups. What’s the dealio about your pop’s slutsky wifey and you? The dirt sheets have picked up the TMZ story about you porking Mrs Shawn Stryker.
Seebs:: I'am pas vous expliquer de toutes les personnes de quoi il s'agit, mais je vous assure que ce n'est pas un souci pour moi.
DM:: Come on frenchy spill th beans!
Seebs:: Get educated. I'm not saying.
DM:: Whatever ungrateful brat! I’ll still send your agent some you tube clips of Jo-El Sonnier and “Don’t mess with my toot-toot! Yes ah-Ha!
Seebs:: Do that.
DM:: I will, don’t get cocky. Bye.
[[Sebastian hangs up the airphone from the conversation with “Th Look, Th Size” Dennis Mann. He then stares across the way over at his agent, Jim May Sr.]]
Seebs:: You should be getting something from your least favorite client.
Jim May Sr.:: The seven footer?
Seebs:: Yes.
Jim May Sr.:: As long as it isn’t another plea to bail him out of jail then no problemo.
Seebs:: It’s not.
[[The stewardess on the flight walks by and hands Sebastian a glass of white wine.]]
Stewardess:: Will there be anything else?
[[He sips the drink.]]
Seebs:: Not bad…..I’m goooooooood….
[[The Big Gold and Continental Champion smirks as he realizes the ironic comment paraphrased and made famous by his WPW hall of fame father.]]
[[At that precise moment agent Jim May Sr. opens his laptop and checks his email to find a link sent by Dennis Mann, the link is to a youtube music video.]]
To Be concluded at Wrestival 6?