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Post by Rocken Rob on Nov 17, 2011 15:56:37 GMT -6
FED CUP LAS VEGAS
November Reign 2011 (preshow)
November 27 2011
Deadline November 27 2011 midnight
***Note this event will post sometime in December before November Reign 2011***
PLEASE READ & FOLLOW THE RULES BELOW!
Fed Cup is an Over the top rope battle royal
Your wrestler could become FED CUP winner adding it's name to a historic WpW legacy!
The Federation Cup is open to ANYONE and EVERYONE
including guests or ppl who've never rp'd in WpW before.
WpW Federation Cup goes to the winner of an over the top rope battle royal.
Fed Cup will be strictly a list of who won & eliminations. It will not be a detailed Match description on the show.
Here's how to get in & maybe win!
Read the rules carefully as they are DIFFERENT than regular show roleplaying.
This is Fed Cup EXCLUSIVE RP RULES. That means Fed Cup ONLY. Please do NOT start rping like this for regular shows.
1.)Roleplays begin NOW.)
2.) All Rps must be straight to the board replied inside THIS thread only. (no linking or pics allowed)
3) ALL RPS MUST NOT EXCEED ( do not go over) 15 lines. Keep it short! Penalty will occur if this rule broken.
4.) For this match all rps must be posted as a reply here in this thread.
5.) You must WAIT until someone replies before posting again. No limit to the total number of times you can post however. Unlimited roleplaying!
6.) NO single/same wrestler can post back to back. If you break this rule you will be automatically eliminated & deemed ineligible to win. Handlers may only reply to their OWN wrestler once per day to spark or generate action from opponents. Otherwise UNLIMITED on the number of times per day you may need to reply & rp to win Fed Cup!
7. No limit on rps for this award. This means you may post UNLIMITED number of times until deadline. No daily limits if rules are followed.
8. Do not post pictures in your roleplays for Fed Cup.That means NO image, video, or picture is allowed to be posted in the body of your rp. Breaking this rule will incur the post scoring 0 as well as a -1 penalty.
9. You may enter as many of your wrestlers as you'd like. No limit on the number of wrestlers to be involved. If you use your main proboards account for a different wrestler of yours make sure the post is CLEAR on which wrestler is rping/entered in Fed Cup battle royal! This is so it will count for the correct star and so your opponents know who they are speaking against.
10. Stay in character, on camera. Fed Cup is where trash talking your opponents IS rewarded and also ENCOURAGED! Go for it!
If you have any questions pm Rocken Rob on these boards
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LAST BUT DEFINETLY NOT LEAST..... HAVE fun!!!
Your wrestler could be the NEXT FED CUP CHAMPION!!!!
Follow the rules and reply BELOW with your rping to try and win the Fed Cup! Turn up the heat as WpW's innovative most interactive roleplay feature Fed Cup is held and Let the battle begin!!!!!
Roleplaying thread here BELOW is officially OPEN NOWWWWW!!!!!
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Post by Nathan Lucas on Nov 17, 2011 18:45:09 GMT -6
NATHAN LUCAS: What's that old movie line? You know the one I'm talking about, right? People over-quote it constantly in situations like this, when an extended absence is broken and the hero makes his triumphant return?
"Just when I thought I was out..."
Yeah, you know the rest. I thought I was done with wrestling for a while, but despite my best efforts to not scratch that itch, here I am... a WPW try-out contract with the ink barely dry on my signature.
A fresh start... my shoulder is surgically repaired, my wit is sharpened and ready to be released on the unsuspecting dumpster whores like Shiva, and... screw it. I've never been big on the self hype aspect of this industry. I tend to let my actions speak for me. I've won 3 title belts in my career and never lost any of them. I've rattled off 21 wins in my 23 career matches, my only defeats coming at the hands of James Raven and Jason Mudd, two icons of the sport. I'm a submission expert, I'm a former All-American collegiate wrestler, I'm a golden glove boxer...
... I'm better than you, and here to prove it.
Game Over; thanks for playing.
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shiva
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Post by shiva on Nov 18, 2011 3:07:30 GMT -6
Shiva: Wait, wait did you just call me a dumb whore, what the f**k,i swear these legit bad asses think there all bug and bag but end up duel and dumb, its ok dude, i fell you my ex was the same way and he is a big bad ass then you, but the badder they are the sexier they look, So you any money man, cause we can go and get hyphy!!!
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Post by Nathan Lucas on Nov 18, 2011 11:53:19 GMT -6
NATHAN LUCAS: ... What the f**k did you just say? That little speech of yours was filled with more grammatical errors and improper English than Detroit... I suddenly feel like I'm arguing with a third grade special needs student.
For starters, I didn't call you a dumb whore. I called you a dumpster whore. There's a difference, and it's a big one. For starters, a dumb whore can be any blonde chick that comes across a little slow. A dumpster whore doesn't have an average IQ range, but is instead defined by the fact that she resides in a trash receptacle slobbering guys' knobs for a dollar. Seeing as how you ended your little rant by asking me if I had any money, I'll thank you for proving my point. However, my penis is happy being STD free, so I'll have to respectfully decline your advances... you god damned dumpster whore.
Also, while I've got your attention... I think I'm "bug and bad" but am actually "duel and dumb"? Can you explain this for me? I've never in my life thought that I was an insect of any kind, so the first part confuses me, and if it turns out that I'm actually "duel" I'd like to know what the hell that means so that I can be prepared for it. Knowing is half the battle, right G.I. Joe?
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shiva
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Post by shiva on Nov 18, 2011 12:53:07 GMT -6
Shiva: Fo sure, Shiva is in this mother fucking hizzle,ok so i am a dumbster whore, yea right i got more then you and yo bitch togeter, like yea dude whatever!
As Shiva puts up her hand
Shiva: Talk to the hand cause the face, dont want to hear it! bah, bah, Do i care about your past does anyone really fucking care bah,bah bah!! i going to light this hizzle on fire for sizzle! yea lets get high mother fuckers!
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Post by Nathan Lucas on Nov 18, 2011 13:12:36 GMT -6
NATHAN LUCAS: Holy shit, it's people like you that make old people hate our generation... you're like a bad Snoop Dogg song, bitch!
"Mind on my money and money on my mind, bitches in the front seat and bitches in the back, SMOKE WEED E'RRYDAY!"
I wish that you were joking, and this was just some gimmick you were trying to keep up, but I've gone through some of the past FedCup's and your All-Time Television "reign"... and this is actually you. The girl that's apparently PROUD to be a dumpster whore. The girl that wants to fight me right now, but would deep-throat me for hours if I put an 8-Ball down in front of her. The girl who doesn't care about my past but went out of her way to reference such despite the fact that I haven't brought it up since my first response...
You are all that is wrong with the world, Shiva... we should probably f**k sometime. I'm kind of a masochist.
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shiva
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Post by shiva on Nov 18, 2011 23:13:19 GMT -6
SHIVA: My wha?t, All-Time Television reign, taking about 8 balls of coke you must of just did a 8 ball of coke cause I never won the All-Time Television championship! Gosh Dolly we have a smart man here, kid a 8 ball of coke sorry thats just not enough ,first you need to take me to dinner New York City’s Craftsteak is a good place Wagyu rib eye is what i like, then he hop on a jet fly privite of course back to Miami where we will drink up at mynt i uselly spend around 2,500 on drinks then maybr a 8 ball and i will f**k you crazy man, but intill then you just dont make enough kid!!
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Post by Nathan Lucas on Nov 18, 2011 23:46:28 GMT -6
NATHAN LUCAS: Shiva, Lucy U, Angel, who the f**k can tell the difference? You're all illiterate little sluts who spend more time weighing the pro's and con's of anal and vaginal penetration than they do in the gym getting better at the thing they do professionally... now, if you three are fucking to pay your bills, than I apologize. Apparently the economy is so bad even us wrestlers are getting second occupations. While some pour special cause on burgers minimum wage, you three just swallow it.
Now while you're on private jets, drinking away your college fund and snorting baking soda until you pass out and get gang-raped, I'm being a productive member of society. Sure, I enjoy my Grey Goose and Red Bull, and sure I've smoked some weed... but I also do well at my job, and I win matches instead of riding my fathers' nutsack through the industry.
Come November Reign, I swear to god I'll pound the shit out of your annoying little face.
... and then I'll face you in the ring.
Smooches, cupcake.
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shiva
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Post by shiva on Nov 19, 2011 2:30:00 GMT -6
Shiva: you really have some mental problemes, when yu cant tell three differnt girls totaly apart, like fo sure, man you got us sitting on private jets, drinking away our college fund, Like fo sizzle, you little bizzle! your not only lost but, full of shit, crap and pourness, Don't hate me cause i am rich,hate yourself for not! you see you need this fed cup me, i dont need this but like this, i can sale out MSG like just looking sexy you on the other hand have to work hard and sale your soul! simply put you just don't make enough!!!!
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Post by Nathan Lucas on Nov 19, 2011 20:55:50 GMT -6
NATHAN LUCAS: GOD DAMN! Did you people see Ryan Bader tonight? He knocked that guy OUT!
Yes, I know UFC 139 has nothing to do with the FedCup: Las Vegas. Can you blame me for searching desperately for ANYTHING else in the world to talk about, though? If I don't talk about Ryan Bader, I might actually have to talk about Shiva, and every time I do that I legitimately lose brain cells. Luckily, I don't have to listen to her trash talk anymore. She recycles her material more than Carlos Mencia. The only difference is that she didn't steal her shit from lesser known but more talented individuals like he did.
It's like listening to a broken record. Not one with music on it, though; a broken record entitled "babbling whore". She starts off spending 15 seconds repeating what I just told her, almost verbatim. Then she spends the next 10 mumbling incoherent and grammatically incorrect sentences about how she's a stone-cold fox and her vagina is wider than Rosie O'Donnels mouth at dinner time. Finally, she mutters something about me not making enough, despite the fact that I have more digits in my bank account balance than she has notches on her bed post. Give it up, Shiva. You may want to f**k me, but you don't want to f**k with me.
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shiva
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Post by shiva on Nov 21, 2011 3:18:27 GMT -6
Shiva:Ryan Bader would get his ass kicked by Tommy, So i dont want to f**k with you, oh wow i am relly scared now, got me shaking in my boots,babbling whore, is that what i am really, no really i am a babbling whore, i can see your not going to play nice so i guess the bitch has to come out in fo sure punk, For one you dont make enough for me to f**k you nd for two, your a moron, come dude, your making this easy for me, easy as Lucy is on a friday night aftera few drinks! bitch you want a fight you got a fight!!! Cause you just dont make enough!!!
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Post by Nathan Lucas on Nov 21, 2011 21:40:22 GMT -6
NATHAN LUCAS: Oh... my... God...
I physically can't handle this anymore. I'm drowning in the sea of stupid spewing from your cum-receptacle. For one foolish second, I thought maybe this shit was about to get real. You told me that the kid gloves were coming off, and that you were about to "bring out the bitch" (which coincidentally is what they chant before bringing you on stage at the local titty-bar) and here I was waiting on bated breath...
Needless to say, I overestimated you.
You told me two more times that I "just don't make enough" and you made a couple of sex jokes, but unlike mine, yours weren't funny. You admitted to being a babbling whore, though I'm not sure you meant to, and then in case your acknowledgement wasn't enough you reinforced the accusation by acting like a babbling whore. I'm making this easy on you? Bitch, you're making this easy on me, but I guess that's not a surprise since the only time you make things hard is when you get slipped a roofie and finally shut the f**k up.[/b]
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