Post by firebomb on Nov 9, 2011 3:05:16 GMT -6
(as We fade into the Howard Stern Show on Sirius radio, where Howard stern is about to welcome his next guest firebomb and his daughter Felicia!)
HS: Firebomb, WpW World Champion and he back to promoting BLOW , what is like porn and wrestling together with hot girls, and Kim Kardashian is going to appear on the next show!
RQ: Kim Kardashian is doing porn, no wonder her marriage is over!
HS: I guess So, Welcome, Dang his daughter is going to super-hot like her sister, cause she is already a 9 or 10, anyways welcome!
FB: I got to clarify that Kim is not doing any porn acts on BLOW, don’t hurt the deal before it happens!
HS: OK, So first how did this deal happen and 2nd is this the reason why the divorce happen!
FB: Kim, assured me that this has nothing to do with her marriage but it does!
HS: Now, your confusing me!
FL: Kris Humphries is a B Player , he gets traded around a lot right now he plays in New Jersey and lives in Minnetonka, Minnesota, I don’t see Kim K doing Ice fishing and 4 wheal driving on snowy roads! Plus the guy is unemployed right need to have a job to have a girl like Kim!
HS: ouch, you are your fathers kid!
(everyone laughs)
FB: Honest story, I go with Felicia to D-A-S-H, doing some shopping for her and Kourtney Kardashian, I honestly I shock and looking around for cameras, cause the last thing I want to do is be on camera on my day off!
HS: Yea, I know that felling!
FB: So we talk for a little while my daughter is shopping and next thing I know Kourtney is shoving a phone in my face saying Kim wants to talk to me, so we start talking and she wants marriage advice from me!
HS: So you’re the reason!
FB: NO! I told her, to talk to my daughter Angel, I not going to get into details but she was asking questions about my past and how people deal with changes or not! So I give her Angels personal number in Italy! Next thing I know a deal is done and and Kim is filing for divorce!
HS: So BLOW is the reason for her divorce!
FL: This nothing there is going to be a major break up!
HS: Who! Let’s just say things aren’t great in heaven!
FB: I don’t know shit Howard they way my daughters have been talking makes me think my wife is going to leave me!
HS: I was about to call Beth to make sure it’s not us!
FB: Jasmine has earned her share she raised all my kids she legal adopted Felicia! Plus she raised Angel and helped with Tommy so I will take care of Jasmine my whole entire life!
HS: Cissy gets 10% of everything you earn for the next 10 years!
FL: The bitch earned it the enjoyed the life and then couldn’t handle it so she left oh well ! my mother has been there threw everything even living in his guest house taking care of my sister so!
HS: Your mother!
FL: I call Jasmine my mother, cause let’s face it I didn’t have a mother I had someone give birth to me, keep me away from my father for 13 years beat me, let her loser drug addict boy toys feel me up! The only thing she ever did was to teach me to steal and to give blow jobs!
HS: Wow! So did your birth mothers boyfriend take your cherry!
FB: Howard this is my daughter!
FL: No, I am still a virgin when it comes to that, almost but then I got arrested so there went that!
FB: Wait was this that night with Lucy!
FL: No when I was 12, there was this show I wanted to go to but had no money, So I ask my mother and she was high and told me to go earn it myself, and I always saw my birth mother working the corner so I decided to try my first and only time was a under cover cop!
HS: How many times where you arrested
FL: Twice once for the prostitution and once for shop lifting, but compare to my sister I am the real Angel!
HS: How many times was Angel arrested Fire!
FB: Oh God, like 4 or 5 but they were all when she was underage and a few time she was just brought home by the cops, and they were all stupid stuff in the teen years!
HS: Now how many times were you arrested Firebomb!
FB: Too many to count and a lot of stupid things that I don’t want my kids to hear about!
HS: Felicia, you never had real sex but oral is that as far have you been or what!
FL: With a boy, girl old man or what!
FB: Jesus Christ Howard I don’t want to hear this!
HS: Well I do so plug your ears!
FL: 3rd base with a guy’s none of them were my own age all older! But with girls 2 base, I am in no rush to lose my Virginity but when it happens it will happen! Every time I’m with my sister or even Lucy they always pushing cause I think a guy is cute!
FB: Ok Howard can we move on please!
HS: This is good radio, Felicia how many girls have you been with and have they rub on you or you rub off them and did you go down town!
FL: Howard you do know dads temper and stuff!
HS: Firebomb do you mind, I sure the world wants to hear this!
FB: don’t people have a life, I don’t mind but I don’t want people saying I’m a bad parent and shit like that!
FL: You are the best parent in the world and if you hate my dad for things that I did or my sister or my brother then go f**k off, cause anyone can hate but let’s love one another Pease and love is what is going to keep us people together ! No tongue has went down on me but I would be open to a girl enjoying a little kitty snack I have been felt up by a girl under my bra and I have grab some boobs before what’s the big fucking deal!
HS: didn’t you make out with your sister for some event!
FL: We didn’t make out, we didn’t swap tongues! But we did kiss on the lips for like 3 minutes just so a fucking marc would stop shoving a camera in our faces, but wasn’t sexual or anything just a tease.
FB: This is the first I have heard of this!
HS: come Fire, honestly you never heard about this!
FB: NO! I am not shock cause it sounds something they would do just to get people attention or to leave them alone after all ! What can I say!
HS: I say the next time, me and you are out to dinner we just kiss to get people and cameras out of our face!
FB: No thank you I will leave that to the girls.
HS: But Felicia, when you first saw you dad were you shocked !
FL: Honestly that was the 2nd time, I saw him once when I was 7 I attended one of his rallies for governor! My friends mother took me to because I beg her , I knew he was my father but I didn’t know about wrestling just the strip clubs and stuff like that and his staff turned me down at the hotel!
HS: But Fire, you never knew about her!
FB: Not at all!
FL: So Like when I first met him in Vegas, I was like good god I am in heaven plus when I heard he knew the Modal Angel, I was like this was going to be great, I didn’t know she was my sister at the time! But it’s cool he have a good bonding and life is good!
HS: So you see your dad and what’s the first thing you say to him!
FL: I was shocked that he was rich and a pro wrestler and I believe I called him Gay! I then I met Tommy for the first time, and he is cool but such a dual person! Anyways I went shopping with Lucy and my dad just gives me a credit card and tells not to spend more than 5 grand!
HS: So was that like shocking, or what!
FL: I was like dang what? My mother if I was lucky would spend like 150 dollars burring back school, and expect shit for Christmas to giving away more then I received my first few years on this earth!
HS: So You’re like 14 or soon to be and you have been through more hell then most teen girls your age!
FL: And honestly that’s when we do have problems cause I was used to talking care of myself and my birthmother and my dad not can care of him but also me! So sometimes I not used to it but I see also putting Angel and Tommy in their place so I know it’s just his way of love but sometimes he thinks of me as a 5 year old
FB: Howard, I didn’t want her to date it took my wife to convince me and also you know I just want her to avoid boys like me at their age!
HS: Yea, I know, porn and wrestling together with hot girls, and Kim Kardashian guest starting on November 26 then Firebomb will be defending his WpW World title the next night November Reign 2011 taking on Mike Sensation in the most talked about rematch!
FL: don’t forget LaHija DeBomba and my dad will be in the tag team title championship match that same night!
HS: oh could anyways guys thank so where you guys off to next!
FB: I am doing the tonight show tonight a press conference some media events in Vegas then off to Gold Push
