Post by shiva on Nov 6, 2011 3:20:15 GMT -6
(A Black Limonene pulls on in front of Club mynt on Miami’s famous Ocean Drive, As A female looking so hot in a black dress, As she exits it is noticed that it is famous diva Shiva, As She gives a few lucky funs hugs as she walks into the club! And is greeted by the door man)
DM: How you doing tonight Shiva!
Shiva: Well, you know life’s good for being a cheap and tacky accessory! Funny thing every dude I have ever dated have made money and spend money on me, I should be call a gold digger not a cheap and tacky whore, I think Kevin gets me confused with Lucy like most guys out there, cause I am not cheap and I am no whore !
DM: Pro wresters are just full of them self’s but when there over inflated ego gets hurt they cry like a little bitch!
Shiva: Kevin is a day late and a dollar short in his life! He had the balls to compare me to a hooters Girl, like yea fo sure, is he so lame! Porn and prostitutes you fo sure have the wrong girl, never in my life I did some dancing and some escorting with Angel but that was all, we never stood on the corner or fucked some guy fo money! What do in my private life for money is my business and not yours are his!
DM: enjoy your night Shiva!
(As Shiva is walking to Firebomb’s private table and a fan walks up to her as she is walking there)
Fan: Shiva, do us a favor and kick Kevin Strife’s ass! The dude is a moron, insulting Firebomb like that!
Shiva: The kid is green and will learn a big lesson, you know people wonder how he made it this far I think he got lucky but who knows time will tell! He is so funny talking about me and Johnny sucking at promos and he does extreme editing and cuts to make his seam longer then they are! The guy just goes out on TV and insults me! What I should do and take you in the back lay on my back and suck your dick dry!
(As the fans eyes widen with lust)
Fan: Really!
Shiva: Hell no kid, get lost!
( As Shiva gets to the table and sits down smiles as she has a drink and thinks to herself)
Shiva: You know Kevin talks crap about me being a dumb whore but even I solved Johnny’s riddle Four-sided wall surrounds Kevin Strife, dah is there a door no so there is no way out, even Angel could figure that out and she is really smart, so Kevin this match is going to be easy! How funny would it be if you point is proven wrong you talk about how you haven't met anyone worthy of a challenge since Dan Fierce and then ramble on about a XWF house show, a house show like anyone outside of LA cares, and if anyone from outside of LA was there is was because Firebomb and Marquee, I told him he should of trademarked Hate me! Now everyone I saying in there promos good gosh! Just because you be some guy here that beat Firebomb and Marquee in XWF doesn’t mean anything god news for you you little mark this is Pro Wrestling and smart people can put two and two together and the only way to make it in the XWF is kiss some big wigs ass Firebomb and Marquee don’t kiss ass they kick it! And you need fo sure watch yourself cause the one thing that can bring this family together is big talking little boys that forget where there at! So I susject that you mind your P’s and Q’s and not get so full of yourself cause shit is going to happen sooner or later for you, cause simply you just don’t make enough bitch!!!
