Post by Kevin Strife on Nov 5, 2011 4:54:01 GMT -6
Okay, I'm just gonna be the one who has to say this: Johnny Jester, you make no fucking sense. I mean, for real, you make no fucking sense. Your promo is all over the place, like your mind apparently. Making weird promos is all fine and that but jeez, make some fucking sense. To me you come across as nothing more but a wacko jacko who's only trying to get attention by being this eccentric weirdo. You know you are not dealing with the competition you're used to anymore, now you have to deal with me, Kevin Strife. I am better than WPW's current top champion and I'm most certainly better than you. You know why? Because I don't need to be confusing to be interesting. Try again, you fucking weirdo.
Then there's the loud mouthed bitch who thinks she's all that when she's nothing more but the cheap and tacky accessory on Firebomb's arm. Shiva, you're ugly. Do you get it? You're fucking ugly. The only men who'd chase you would be the desperate, happy to f**k any hole, type of guys. You've said it yourself too, you can be bought. You have a price. The price of a cheap and tacky whore. Even Hooters have better looking chicks than you, bitch. I know you're no real estate agent, that would require some sort of intelligence that you so obviously don't possess. Don't worry though, at least it won't hurt your brain when I kick your ugly ass and make you kiss my toes. I will take great satisfaction to see your ego destroyed as you press your lips against my lethal feet. You will always remember the taste of defeat and the taste of the man who brought you to your knees and screwed your career over. Not that you have any sort of career going except for those porns you shoot on the side. Well, you certainly look like a pornstar. Or maybe you're just a prostitute on the weekends? God you're ugly. You are a perfect match for Firebomb. No brains, no talent and so fucking ugly.
I know some people will think Shiva and Jester are great opponents and to those people I say: Please shoot yourselves in the head, right now. Those two idiots are not even close to being real competitors. They're both lame, they both suck at cutting promos and one doesn't even make fucking sense. How hard is it to make sense?! That's so annoying. I bet he's going to say that that is his plan: annoy people to get under their skin. Idiot, all that's gonna do is make me even more vicious towards you. What a fucking moron. Then there's Shiva who seems more interested in the cash her clients give her for the blowjobs she gives rather than focusing on her match. Those two don't even deserve to be in the same ring as me. This is pathetic! I deserve better than this. Even Firebomb would be an insult to me if I was to face him. He's such a fucking loser.
Anyway, WPW, you're looking at your TV champion, the one that's champion now and the one that's going to be a champion for a long time. I am not losing the title to Shiva or Jester. What a joke that would be. f**k you both, I'll show you just how deadly my feet are. You think you've seen bad? Prepare to see fucking worse! You are both going down and you will both end up worshipping me like a God!
