WPW House Show Jefferson City, MO

[Rocken Rob]

WPW House Show
October 23 2011
Ice Arena-Washington Park
Jefferson City, MO
Attendance: 900
Gate: $13,520
Merch: $6,754

Duke Masters Vs Beantown Brawler

As the bell rang, Duke and the Brawler started out with a slugfest, throwing wild rights and lefts, after a rake to the eyes Brawler got on the offence and Irish whipped Duke into the ropes and followed up with a forearm into the jaw, as Duke fell down Brawler picked him up and landed a sling shot suplex and then pinned him for the 3 count at the 12 minute mark Winner Beantown Brawler

Shiva Promo

Hyphy by the Federation blasts over the PA System as Shiva comes out wearing some Blue Spandex pants and a Blue Spandex sports bra and grabs a mic!

Shiva: Jefferson City, tonight I going to feel sorry for poor Jamar Matthews, not because I am going to win the fed cup, but because his baby’s momma is going to get so jealous and me and Lucy are going to tear each other apart and maybe some clothes in the process!

(As the fans go crazy)

Shiva: rest assure tonight Lucy, I have no problem doing a favor for Angel and ripping your hair right out of your scalp! As a true whore like you would have no problem being naked with your tits all hanging out but you would have a problem being bald bitch, tonight you’re going to be my bitch!

Big Wyte vs Leroy

As soon as booth men got in the ring this match starts as a brawl and ended as a brawl, When Leroy threw Big Wyte over the top rope and followed after him as Wyte grab a chair and tried for a head shot Leroy threw a punch and not only dented the chair but sent it flying out of his hand as the referee has enough and called for the bell at the 15 minute Winner Double Disqualification

Lucy U Promo

Banned In the USA blasts over the PA system, as Lucy U comes outwearing a new era shirt to a some what cheerful audience as she grabbed a mic!

Lucy U: It seems like the only way I can get a live mic is when there is no TV Cameras around, I wonder why, now while I might get lucky and steal one during live TV they only hand me one during House shows, that’s not American at all in fact WPW is so un American they should move there corporate offices to China! I know it and you know it you guys want to see me naked and tell on who and what I did last night am I right or not!

(As the fans go crazy and start chanting we Love Lucy)

Lucy: it just proves my point everyone loves a Slut, we good in bed and make most men’s wildest dreams come true! So Shiva tonight I am going to win the fed cup but I just might ride a little Jamar in the process of the battle royal!

20 minute intermission

During the Intermission the video screen Play video highlights of Ego Mike’s Big Gold run as Champion now and gave away ice staking passes for Ice Arena-Washington Park

Firebomb Promo

Kid Rocks American Bad Ass plays over the PA as a new intro video plays and out comes Firebomb wearing his new white t shirt with skulls and “Firebomb” on front and a tag line “Real Heel” and a pair of Black jeans with the WpW World title draped over his shoulder as he grabs a mic as the fans give his a huge pop and chant welcome back

FB: It amazes me oh how almost a year ago when I became the WPW World champion everyone here wanted to get rid of me didn’t want me here, and when my contact expires still holding their beloved World championship, they are begging me to come back throwing everything and I do mean everything in front of me just to get me back , just to entertain your asses! Then I look and wonder why the hell am I in a dam Building that host 10 dollar Ice skating in some dang hick down being surrounded by some idiotic bible thumbing red necks, that biggest thing in life is going to the dang Walmart just to talk to their pals about Earl and Darryl!

As the fans start to boo Firebomb

FB: You guys know it’s the dang truth, I am better than this I am the fucking WPW World Champion! You see all you guys are going to do is boo me here and then after the show go to the stands and buy my new t shirt and go home and go on your computer and enter chat rooms and say That I suck while your jacking off to pictures of my daughter Angel and every other female family member of mine.

As the fans start chanting you suck!

FB: Funny thing I don’t suck, but while you’re saying that in the chat rooms and jacking off to pictures of my girls, your wife’s your girlfriends even your dang daughters even your sisters will be back at my hotel room sucking me off just like Will Stars sister
was doing the other day in China

The fans boo him and Firebomb looks at them and smiles

FB: You guys are booing me cause you know it’s the truth,! You guys go around and and say dang firebombs daughter is hot, and yes she is but do you idiots think she would give you guys the time of day, if you guys were not lining up her pockets , Hell No! and the truth is that WPW couldn’t last a day without me and when they got scared they went out and got Ego mike under contract and why because he is 2nd best to ME! Now while I could be here and talk for days, you morons are not worth it, I have to drive 2 hours to get the airport just to leave this down and live my life a life you guys wished you had!

As All Star by smash mouth blasts over the PA system Will Starr comes out to irrupts the champion! And gets in his face!

WS: Hold on champ, now you were saying that my sister was doing what in China!

FB: The Bitch was giving me some head!

WS: So was she any good at it or so so!

FB: she was a lot better at her favors then you are in the ring!

WS: Is that so!

FB: Will the only reason why your even in WPW is because of your sister, cause quite honestly you suck!

WS: You know what is funny is my sister will make her in ring debut when she kicks your nieces ass! Just like I am going to do right now

FB: Maybe in her dreams and maybe in your dreams, but not in reality at all! I haven’t been in the ring a few months and I could kick your ass right now!

WS: Let’s do it then

WpW World Champion Firebomb vs Will Starr ( non-title match)

Will landed a knee to the ribs of Firebomb whipped in into the ropes and then came back with a high knee sending the champion down to the mat, Will Picked up Firebomb and planted a DDT sending Firebomb to the mat, after that Firebomb goes outside the ring and grabs a chair and lands a vicious chair shot to the head right in front of the referee, who calls for the bell as Firebomb grabs the referee and throws him over the top rope he holds up the title high to the boos of the fans as he walks backstage yelling at , them !Winner Will Starr

FED CUP

Jamar Matthews, Lucy U and Shiva entered the fed cup, as the two girls Lucy U and Shiva where starting to fight and really going after each other with Jamar just standing there looking puzzled! Shiva started taking Lucy’s face and slamming in the mat repeatedly! Lucy then got advantaged by grabbing Shiva’s Brest and squeezing it hard Shiva slaps Lucy and Lucy slaps Shiva back, As Shiva Grabs ahold of Lucy’s hair and hair tosses her, As Shiva walks over to Jamar and slaps him for just standing around as She goes and pulls up Lucy! Jamar from behind scoops up Shiva and throws her over the top rope! Shiva then jumps on the apron and starts yelling at Lucy as Shiva grabs ahold of Lucy and grabs ahold of her, as the girls are pulling each other’s hair Jamar comes from behind and tosses Lucy over the top rope while Jamar is announce the winner Lucy and Shiva are still clawing at each other

as Wpw’s Personal Security man Micky runs down trying to separate the girls as they are pulling and yanking at each other’s hair after a few minutes he finally gets them apart and the fans boo Winner Jamar Matthews