Post by Kevin Strife on Oct 2, 2011 21:57:48 GMT -6
IT IS TIME FOR US TO MEET, WPW! (#3)
[The promo opens on the now very familiar stage with the lights dimmed. Murmurs can be heard as we see KEVIN STRIFE, dressed in a white shirt and black pants, sitting at a dining table, with a plate in front of him. Steak and fries. A glass of water on the side.]
[KEVIN STRIFE slices through his steak and takes a bite. He smiles at the audience as they keep murmuring. He swallows the meat and takes a sip of his water. He looks like he's enjoying his dinner. He takes a moment and then addresses the audience and us.]
I'm sorry if that seems rude, WPW, but I was quite hungry. I've been so busy answering emails from fans that I forgot to eat. I feel better now. I hope you don't mind though that I take a few bites in between my monologue. It's a very good steak and those fries are so crunchy. Delicious. Good thing I'm a good cook. Yes, I know, I'm so good at a lot of things. That can be annoying to some people, but such is life. You can't please everyone, right?
I used to be like that when I was a kid, you know. I wanted everybody to think well of me. To be my friend. I was so naive back then, thinking other people mattered at all. Thank God I grew out of that. It wasn't long before I began using so called "friends" to get what I wanted. I was great at it. Manipulating people. You wouldn't think it'd be that easy, but oh it was. I couldn't believe it myself how I could get away with so much without them even questioning it. I guess that makes me a bit of a mean person. Do I still manipulate people today? To an extent, I'd say. Not as much as before. It's not all that fun when it's all that easy. Now, I prefer to break people. Like my idol does. I want to emulate his actions, be as good as he is. I think I'm going to do just fine here with you, WPW. After all, you should feel privileged. You know why? Because you're the only one I consider a real friend.
[KEVIN STRIFE takes another bite of his steak and one of the fries. They, indeed, look very appetizing.]
Ah, WPW, it seems that Dan Fierce is more interested in being flamboyant instead of being a great role model for young gay kids out there. How disappointing, really, don't you think? He keeps rambling out about our age difference. I guess someone's quite sensitive about being an old fart, eh? Did you know, WPW, the older gay men get, the less they can attract younger men? That's the thing, isn't it? Dan Fierce is so mad and so bitter than the young men don't want anything to do with him so he made it his mission to insult anybody who's much younger than him.
Were you surprised, WPW, that Dan Fierce listens to Madonna? The most famous person in the world who is desperately trying to cling to her youth with her golem arms, that's who Dan Fierce listens to. What does that say to you, WPW? That he's obsessed. Unhealthily so. I feel sorry for him. He thought he would have it easy coming here. I mean, no offense, WPW, but your main champion sucks. REALLY sucks. So, Dan Fierce thought he could prance in here and be a star because if you look at that other fed, WPW, you will notice that he's only on the House shows. Clearly not "man" enough to step in the main shows. Now that... that's pathetic.
When I look at Dan Fierce, I see a poor soul trying so hard to belong somewhere. Someone so desperate to be paid attention to that he made himself a queen and can't stop flirting with anything with a dick. He thinks his comments and his shameless flirting is going to somehow get under my skin. How sad is that, WPW? That's all his promos come down to. Shameless flirting, age prejudice and his 'I'm a queen' speech on repeat. Are you as disappointed as I am, WPW? He even dares imply that I don't respect you when I talk to you like a friend. Now, that's just bitchy.
Oh, right. Stereotype is his thing, I guess it'd make sense that he's bitchy. But, you know what, WPW, I am going to teach him a lesson. I'm going to show him that despite all his flash, he has no substance whatsoever. When you build your personality on cliches and stereotypes, the foundations are weak and easy to break. I'll be the one to make his world come crashing down. He thinks he can't be beaten because of his shameless flirting, he thinks I'm going to let his comments get to me... well, he's wrong. He's about to get a taste of bitter defeat. It will be, in his own words, fierce.
Robbie has gone silent, WPW. Did he chicken out? Did he run for the hills with his skank? I wouldn't be surprised. He seems more interested in his suits than in fighting. I guess when you're used to facing opponents like Firebomb, it is easy to fall into that lazy attitude, thinking everybody is just as talentless and lame as Firebomb. But now, he has seen something different, something new. He has seen me. He realized that maybe, just maybe, he's in over his head. That the best thing to do is to escape, flee for the week, and come up with some lame excuse as to why he couldn't make it to the match. That's what I expect from someone like him, WPW. I know I sound like I'm insulting you but I'm not. I'm merely telling you the facts. Your roster has some pretty lame wrestlers on it.
But worry not, once I become the champion, more talented people will want to be part of you, WPW. They will want to face me and put their skills to the test. That'll make you happy, won't it? You will see great action in your ring and you'll have to make space for the thousands of new fans that you're going to get. That's why you will love me, WPW. That's why you will respect me and treat me as your hero. I will take you to another level. I will make you legendary, WPW. Just you watch. This is only the beginning. You will remember this day as the day everything changed. For the best.
[KEVIN STRIFE keeps eating his meal as the audience gives him a mild applause. He then gets up and finishes off his glass of water before walking off stage. The promo video ends with a fade to black.]