Post by Vincent K. McNutts on Sept 11, 2011 21:03:37 GMT -6
The pimped out short bus is seen riding down the road. There's not exactly any certain place it's been, and not really knowing where it's going at the moment. The two passengers are...well, the same two passengers as always, Vincent K. McNutts and Jeff Jairod. This time though, they aren't the only guys on the bus. This time they've picked up another man. A huge pale skinned, redheaded man sits in the back seat, his head leaned forward between Vinnie and J-Rod.
J-Rod: WPW, guess what we purchased? That's right a big white dude.
Vinnie: We didn't buy him.
J-Rod: It was a joke Vinnie.
Vinnie: Oh.
J-Rod: I was going to say we bought a webcam so that we could send in promos from all over the world now.
Vinnie: Is that what that little ball is that's been on the dash for the last few days is?
J-Rod: Yep.
Vinnie: How long has it been on?
J-Rod: About 3 days, I've been watching on the laptop.
Vinnie: So that means you saw....
J-Rod: Yeah, I saw what you were doing last night in the drivers seat when you had the certain closed.
Vinnie: Everthing.
J-Rod: I saw your hands in your pants. That was enough to tell me to turn it off.
Vinnie: Whew.
J-Rod: Now let me finish talking to WPW.
Vinnie: Sure. Sorry.
J-Rod: So for all you douchebags that are still listening, we bought this webcam, and I'm here to tell you that the All Time TV title is going to be ours.
Vinnie: You didn't tell me that I was going wrestle this week.
J-Rod: You're not.
Vinnie: Then how we going to win the TV title?
J-Rod: Big Wyte is going to wrestle.
Vinnie looks over at the guy in the back. The big guys just shrugs his shoulders.
Vinnie: You can wrestle?
Big Wyte just shrugs his shoulders again.
J-Rod: Wyte you were a bouncer in New Orleans when we picked you up. It's just like that, only instead of throwing people out of the bar, you'll be throwing people out of a wrestling ring. Think you can handle that?
The big man shrugs his shoulders again, then nods.
Vinnie: So what are we going to do?
J-Rod: We're managing the big guys career. We're the brains of the operation.
Big Wyte rolls his eyes from the back seat.
Vinnie: Who's got the belt anyway? It's not some chick this time is it? I got shafted when I fought Lilly and Shiva.
J-Rod: It's not a girl this time. It's Chris Lee.
Vinnie: Oh man. He's good.
J-Rod: You do know how big Big Wyte is don't you?
Vinnie: I know.
J-Rod: And you were there when he picked up those two guys and threw them out of that nasty strip club right?
Vinnie: That was us remember.
J-Rod: Oh yeah. He picked us both up.
Vinnie: That's not that big a deal.
J-Rod: He picked us both up with one hand Vinnie.
Vinnie: Oh yeah.
J-Rod: So do you really think Chris Lee stands a chance?
Vinnie: He's good.
J-Rod: Then we'll train Big Wyte some more before Goldpush. You down for that Wyte?
The big redhead just shrugs his shoulders again, then nods.
J-Rod: Good.
Vinnie: How we going to train him?
J-Rod: A bar fight.
Vinnie: Great man. How we going to start this fight?
J-Rod: We're just going to walk in and let you be yourself.
Vinnie: I'm beginning to like this idea.
Wyte rolls his eyes again and begins shaking his head.
J-Rod: We'll just stop at the next bar we see.
Vinnie: Where are we anyway J?
J-Rod: Alabama I think.
The guys continue their trek on to the next place as J-Rod reaches over and turns off the webcam.[/i]
J-Rod: WPW, guess what we purchased? That's right a big white dude.
Vinnie: We didn't buy him.
J-Rod: It was a joke Vinnie.
Vinnie: Oh.
J-Rod: I was going to say we bought a webcam so that we could send in promos from all over the world now.
Vinnie: Is that what that little ball is that's been on the dash for the last few days is?
J-Rod: Yep.
Vinnie: How long has it been on?
J-Rod: About 3 days, I've been watching on the laptop.
Vinnie: So that means you saw....
J-Rod: Yeah, I saw what you were doing last night in the drivers seat when you had the certain closed.
Vinnie: Everthing.
J-Rod: I saw your hands in your pants. That was enough to tell me to turn it off.
Vinnie: Whew.
J-Rod: Now let me finish talking to WPW.
Vinnie: Sure. Sorry.
J-Rod: So for all you douchebags that are still listening, we bought this webcam, and I'm here to tell you that the All Time TV title is going to be ours.
Vinnie: You didn't tell me that I was going wrestle this week.
J-Rod: You're not.
Vinnie: Then how we going to win the TV title?
J-Rod: Big Wyte is going to wrestle.
Vinnie looks over at the guy in the back. The big guys just shrugs his shoulders.
Vinnie: You can wrestle?
Big Wyte just shrugs his shoulders again.
J-Rod: Wyte you were a bouncer in New Orleans when we picked you up. It's just like that, only instead of throwing people out of the bar, you'll be throwing people out of a wrestling ring. Think you can handle that?
The big man shrugs his shoulders again, then nods.
Vinnie: So what are we going to do?
J-Rod: We're managing the big guys career. We're the brains of the operation.
Big Wyte rolls his eyes from the back seat.
Vinnie: Who's got the belt anyway? It's not some chick this time is it? I got shafted when I fought Lilly and Shiva.
J-Rod: It's not a girl this time. It's Chris Lee.
Vinnie: Oh man. He's good.
J-Rod: You do know how big Big Wyte is don't you?
Vinnie: I know.
J-Rod: And you were there when he picked up those two guys and threw them out of that nasty strip club right?
Vinnie: That was us remember.
J-Rod: Oh yeah. He picked us both up.
Vinnie: That's not that big a deal.
J-Rod: He picked us both up with one hand Vinnie.
Vinnie: Oh yeah.
J-Rod: So do you really think Chris Lee stands a chance?
Vinnie: He's good.
J-Rod: Then we'll train Big Wyte some more before Goldpush. You down for that Wyte?
The big redhead just shrugs his shoulders again, then nods.
J-Rod: Good.
Vinnie: How we going to train him?
J-Rod: A bar fight.
Vinnie: Great man. How we going to start this fight?
J-Rod: We're just going to walk in and let you be yourself.
Vinnie: I'm beginning to like this idea.
Wyte rolls his eyes again and begins shaking his head.
J-Rod: We'll just stop at the next bar we see.
Vinnie: Where are we anyway J?
J-Rod: Alabama I think.
The guys continue their trek on to the next place as J-Rod reaches over and turns off the webcam.[/i]
