Post by firebomb on Sept 7, 2011 22:32:07 GMT -6
Me & My Wife
Opening credits Show Kelly Dancing on a stripper pole that quickly fades to Robert at Larry’s Used Cars
Baby, don’t you wanna, dance upon me,
(I just wanna dance next to you)
To another time and place.
Staring
Baby, don’t you wanna, dance upon me,
Firebomb Commito
(Are you ready)
Leaving behind my name, my age.
Britney Spears
I’m a slave for you. (Take that)
I cannot hold it; I cannot control it.
I’m a slave (It just feels right) for you. (It just feels good)
I won’t deny it; I’m not trying to hide it. (Baby)
Richard Kline
(Shows then embracing each other on the couch)
Get it get it, get it get it (WHOOOA)
Get it get it, get it get it (WHOOOOOA)
Get it get it, get it get it (OOOHHHH)
[Panting]
Get it get it, get it get it
Created by Firebomb Commito
Episode 3 Kelly Sales A Car (Written By Firebomb Commito)
Opening credits Show Kelly Dancing on a stripper pole that quickly fades to Robert at Larry’s Used Cars
Baby, don’t you wanna, dance upon me,
(I just wanna dance next to you)
To another time and place.
Staring
Baby, don’t you wanna, dance upon me,
Firebomb Commito
(Are you ready)
Leaving behind my name, my age.
Britney Spears
I’m a slave for you. (Take that)
I cannot hold it; I cannot control it.
I’m a slave (It just feels right) for you. (It just feels good)
I won’t deny it; I’m not trying to hide it. (Baby)
Richard Kline
(Shows then embracing each other on the couch)
Get it get it, get it get it (WHOOOA)
Get it get it, get it get it (WHOOOOOA)
Get it get it, get it get it (OOOHHHH)
[Panting]
Get it get it, get it get it
Created by Firebomb Commito
Episode 3 Kelly Sales A Car (Written By Firebomb Commito)
Act 1
(We fade into Larry’s used cars where Larry Dallas is at his desk; When Kelly walks in Larry looks saved when he sees her.)
LD: Kelly, you’re a life saver thanks a million!
KJ: Well with Robert being Sick and you said you have go to the bank!
LD: I shouldn’t me more than an hour now, have you ever sold a car before?
KJ: No! But how hard could it be!
LD: Whatever is on the sicker is the price but any car on this lot 5 grand will handle it, we try and get more but you know 5 grand is safe.
KJ: So 5 thousand dollars will buy any car here!
LD: Yes, now don’t worry you should be ok!
(As Larry leaves the car lot Kelly sit down at the desk, but quickly gets up when she notices that there is a pair of dirty ladies underwear on the desk, as she grabs a pen and picks them up with it and flings across the office)
(Enormously loud blast of screaming laughter from audience)
(As Kelly walks outside the famous Rapper Snoop Dogg is looking at a Mercedes Benz, Kelly not knowing it is Larry’s car or who he is trying to sale him the car)
SD: Pretty momma is Larry here!
KJ: NO! But would you like to buy this Mercedes Benz
SD: If the ride is more fly, then you must buy, How much?
KJ: 5 Thousand and it is yours,
SD: How come all the other cars out here look like junk.
KJ: I just work here, I don’t know!
SD: how about this you see that hoop over there.
KJ: Yea, what about it?
SD: You beat me in hoops and I will buy this car!
Act 2
(As Kelly walks over to the basketball court dressed to play some b ball as she walks up to Snoop Dogg)
KJ: You ready to Play?
SD: For Suzle by Bizzle!
(As Kelly bounces the ball and goes for a layup as she makes it Snoop looks a little surprise)
SD: Come on baby doll, show Snoop what you got!
(As Snoop plays games with Kelly she jumps up on him)
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SD: Oh so this is how you play girl!
KJ: I’m in it to win it!
As Kelly leans in and starts to kiss Snoop
KJ: I am Sorry, I can’t do this!
SD: You can do whatever you like baby boo!
KJ: No I am married, you see I almost forgot cause we only been married for a few weeks and, we didn’t know each other we just got drunk and next thing you know we were married.
SD: Wow, that deep Shizzle girl.
KJ: In fact he works here I just filling in because Larry had to go to the bank.
SD: Wait Square peg Rob is your husband.
KJ: You Know him?
SD: Yea I know him, lucky bastard.
KJ: Anyway if you want the car I will give it to you for $2,500
SD: That Mercedes Benz for $2,500, you got a deal!
Act 3 Closing Act
[/b](As Snoop is driving off the lot in Larry’s Mercedes Benz , Larry is walking onto the lot.
LD: Hey Snoop, What are you doing in my car?
SD: Talk to the sexy momma you hire!
LD: No Snoop!
(As Larry is walking in to the office all depressed as he sees Kelly still dressed in her basketball gear.)
KJ: Larry, I got to talk to you!
LD: you Sold the Mercedes Benz for $5,000!
KJ: Actually I sold it to him for $2,500!
LD: Why, Why?
KJ: I just felt guilty leading him on! Have you ever felt temped to just let loose and do something that you’re going to regret latter.
LD: All the time, $2,500 for a $ 75,000 why, do you hate me
Credit stinger is Rolled as the lead actors Britney Spears and Firebomb talk while firebomb is txting on his phone.
BS: a huge 8.9 earthquake and subsequent tsunami hit Japan, causing widespread destruction wait Firebomb, what are you doing!
FB: I am donating to, The Red Cross to help in there quake efforts in Japan.
BS: You to can help by texting REDCROSS to 90999 to donate $10 from your phone.
FB: Together we can all make a difference.
(Ending credits)
Guest Star Snoop Dogg
Producer
Ken Kwapis
Executive Producer
Firebomb Commito
© 2010 Made In Miami Entertainment
Guest Star Snoop Dogg
Producer
Ken Kwapis
Executive Producer
Firebomb Commito
© 2010 Made In Miami Entertainment