Post by Flying Turd Bob on Jul 19, 2011 10:41:59 GMT -6
Wrestler's Name: Flying Turd Bob
Alliances?: None
Heel/Face: Face
Height: 5'5"
Weight: 142 lbs.
Hometown: Turkey Scratch, AR
Contact info
Email: cn.inc36@rocketmail.com
Messengers: N/A
Physical Appearance: Small and always dirty. Flying Turd Bob has long, greasy black hair, various amounts of facial hair, and tattered clothes.
Gimmick: Bat shit crazy.
Wrestler's History: The biggest piece of trailer-park trash in our nation's trailer-park trash capital, Turkey Scratch, AR. Flying Turd Bob earned his name as a junior high student after shitting his pants in World History class...and proceeding to dry to survive the rest of the day in his shit-filled britches.
Flying Turd Bob joined a wrestling school in the Little Rock area after giving up school and a failed music career. His singing ability was compared to that of a dying house cat with it's tail on fire. Bob has never wrestled a match professionally...and frankly, its probably in everyone's best interest to keep it that way.
Finisher: Turd Cutter {Corkscrew Neckbreaker...and an ugly one at that.}
Signature Move(s): Final Flush {Sunset Flip}
Quote: "Poop!"
Theme Song: "Sh-t Song" by Kate Nash
Picture Base: Sean Waltman
Ring Entrance: As soon as "Sh-t Song" begins to play, Flying Turd Bob breaks from the back in a dead sprint. A natural clutz, its not uncommon for him to fall and slip or generally make an ass of himself on his way to the ring. He always attempts to jump from the floor to the apron, this leads to difficulty as 'limited athletic ability" would be a compliment. Once in the ring, Bob normally spend a good 2-3 minutes checking to make sure all teeth are still intact and bone are not broken after his "adventure" to the ring.