Playing Dress Up (RP#2)

[Rey Sanchez]

“If you don’t stand for something you will fall for anything”

Malcom X

(Reynaldo “iRey” Sanchez stands before the camera in a baby blue San Diego Tomlinson throwback jersey, blue Dickies and black Doc Martins. He looks at the camera with a pissed off look. Standing in the middle of his old high schools football field. Looking at the bottom of his shoe he finds that he stepped in a piece of dog crap.)

RS – God damn it I just got these.

(He hops on one foot towards the bleachers and tries to find something to scrape the dog crap off. He finds a stick and picks it up. Leaning against the bleachers he starts scraping the poo off his shoe.)

RS – I hate stepping into shit. Next house show in St. Louis that’s what Michael Graves will be. It might be a little pain to beat him and it might stink, but it will be done.

(His head shuns away from his boot and he continues to scrape the crap off.)

RS – Michael Graves is like stepping it shit. It sucks, but tomorrow you will be alive. I am no scared of him then I am of the boogieman.

(After taking most of the dog crap off he heads towards a hose near the end of the field and takes his boot off. He does his best to wash the dog crap off with the hose. When he is done with that he goes back on the field and looks for a clean spot on the grass to wipe his boot off.)

RS – Easy as that and Michael Graves will be done and over with.

(Rey gives an evil smirk to the camera and pulls his black Dragon sunglasses out of his case in his pocket. He starts pacing and grabs his chin and rubs his hair a little bit.)

RS – Michael Graves you want to take the animal out of me.

(He pauses and sighs.)

RS – Well you won’t.

(Rey gives a small ha.)

RS – Why?

(Shakes his head.)

RS – Cause you aren’t that good. Simple as that.

(Rey points his finger in the air.)

RS – See if you were that good you wouldn’t of ran off like a little bitch in your first run here with WPW. I know you can counter with me losing the Big Gold title to Grendel, but you forget I beat him before that match. When I left I didn’t leave with unattended business, but when you left? You left with your tail between your legs because you thought you were top dog. You came in WPW thinking you could of token on ANYONE. Michael or Mikee you lack the work ethic of a true champion. How do I know this? First with Shawn Stryker, you came in and thought you had him in the bag. Now though? You back pedal faster then a cornerback covering Randy Moss. After realizing Shawn was THAT good you took everything back that you said. Your vampire bullshit and all. Then you faced G-man and same thing happened. You thought you were that better and BAM another loss. I’ve beaten Grendel and he has beating me so what the f**k do you think I am going to do to you?

(Pacing some more in the dirt track around the football field he takes another large sigh.)

RS – Michael you don’t scare me at all and that ring rust is showing in your promos just like Chris Lee. See Mikee you should do your homework on Reynaldo “iRey” Sanchez. See if you did I have done my share in WPW winning the Big Gold Title, winning Best Match, War of the Words and Newcomer of the year and not to mention a Hall of Fame Candidate. You? Well you’ve last to our World Champion and a man I respect in Grendel. Your talk is pointless and useless just like your family.

(Rey puts his hand up like he hit a nerve.)

RS – Mikee no one gives a f**k about you. No one, not me, not the BOD, not WPW, not the fans and how do I know this? They’re putting you up against WPW’s top dogs to get humiliated. Wait, I know what you are going to say. The BOD is doing this so I can prove myself. YEAH RIGHT! You had that chance when you first came in here against WPW’s top dogs and look what you DID! NOTHING! As for you STRIVING to be a champion? Were you ever a champion or just someone with pipe dreams? This is WPW not some crap independent backyard company you talk about. I guess you take advice from Sensation and tell everyone you’re past accomplishments in garbage companies. Hold on Mikee I have a quote that will rip yourself a new butt hole.

(He pulls out his cell phone and puts it on speakerphone.)

Mikee - The point I'm making to both GRENDEL, and Rey is this, everywhere I go, I bust my ass, and in the end, I have gold to prove it."

RS – See Mikee this is where you are WRONG! You did not bust your ass in WPW the first go around your ass was BUSTED. Don’t act like WPW didn’t give you a chance either your gold proof crap didn’t solidify here because you may work hard, but you can’t hang with the big boys if I gave you a bungee cord to hang yourself with.

(He closes his cell phone and continues to talk.)

RS – XWF what a trash fed I mean we had some sort of connetion with wrestlers going back and forth but at the end WPW is way beyond anything XWF had. I swear XWF had so many belts with so many crap matches it was like a large cluster f**k. Not to mention there owner was a pedophile to boot. You are proud of that Mikee, you shouldn’t.

(Rey reaches the goal post up rights and climbs it to sit on top.)

RS – Mikee you must be on some serious crack. I made a mistake! Holy crap! I’ll admit it, but fact is, aren’t you guys twin brothers who shared the same girl? Aren’t you twin brothers who hated each other so much you wanted to kill each other? I am not dumb Mikee, I did that on purpose to see how smart you were. At least I know you got an ounce of intelligence. See my mistake is understandable because it’s hard to tell you two a part just ask that whore of a girl Destiny. Your mistake though? Getting a year wrong? How dumb can you be? Wait.

(HE holds his finger up and raises his right eyebrow.)

RS – You’re going into this match looking for a win? Seriously Mikee? Are you fucken serious? Really? NEWS FLASH! Guess what WPW Michael Graves is going into his matches to look for a win!

(Rey rolls his eyes.)

RS – Nah shit Sherlock isn’t that everyone’s mindset? I guess with all the WPW losses you endured you had to remind everyone you actually try to win instead of ending up on your back like Destiny Graves. As for the future title shot considerations? When I came back to WPW I didn’t bother for the BOD to decide that for me, I DID! Unlike you Graves I didn’t wait for the BOD to GIVE me shot at a belt. I TOOK IT! I am going to the TV Title match and winning it! When you take me on in St. Louis I will all ready have a belt and when I beat you I will have another chance at MORE gold. Don’t come here saying now you have a chance at a belt if you win this match. If you wanted gold you would have beaten Grendel the firs time. If you wanted gold you would have entered that TV Title match instead like Sensation you are waiting for the BOD to give you a title shot, pathetic, purely pathetic.

(Crossing his arms Rey puts a serious face on and plays another clip from Grave’s last promo.)

Mikee - Oh who am I kidding. Rey Sanchez, get ready for the beating of you life! Worst of all, get ready to get your ass kicked by a man who wears makeup!"

RS – You sure aren’t that smart are you Michael? Do you know who I am? Do you know what I can do in that ring? When I first came into WPW I was just a lost puppy looking for a home. Eventually WPW became my home and I loved it here. As some know I was the Honor of WPW and I defended that title for a good while. Then I discovered my ex girlfriend had a baby girl that happened to be mine. At that point pro wrestling took a back seat and thus my exit out of WPW. I stood for my family first and WPW second. Then something happened Mikee, my family was gone one night. Like that they disappeared. I tried to contact everyone I knew, the authorities, EVERYONE! To this day I am still on the hunt, but there is one problem my baby’s momma’s father and my daughters grandfather is the Mexican Mafia’s Godfather. I am sure he had something to do with it. My point Mikee? It’s this, WPW is worldly known and its my best outlet to get the word out to who ever has my family or who ever is responsible for their disappearance. I stand for something, my family and WPW and apparently it seems your just doing this for the gold. The bigger I get in WPW the better chance of getting back my girls.

(Rey takes another large sigh.)

RS – See Mikee you could beat my ass post to post and make me bloody all over, but I give that to PDJ when I faced him for the World Title. I was brutally beaten by Shawn Stryker and the same PDJ when that faggot Striken turned his back on me. You can’t do to me Mikee what all ready has been done. I am not scared of you, I repeat, I am not scared of you. Your green talk of beating my ass is laughable and something everyone has heard a billion times. Can you be original for once? It seems that make up has seeped into your blood and poisoned that brain of yours, or the lack there of. Mikee I don’t care about you, I don’t want to see you after this match because your trash, garbage something that doesn’t belong in WPW. WPW doesn’t want quitters like yourself. People who wait for gold instead of just taking it. I don’t’ see the drive in you Mikee I don’t see the champion in you. All I see is a grown man playing dress up and Dungeon and Dragons with his friends.