Fed Cup:Mexico City WINNER Johnny The Pirate

[AJ Supreme]

August 12th, 2007
Mexico City, Mexico

This Fed Cup will be a pre pay per view dark match.

This Fed Cup is open to ANYONE and EVERYONE including guests who've never rp'd in WpW before.

Federation Cup goes to the winner of an over the top rope battle royal.

Fed Cup will be strictly a list of who won & eliminations. It will not be a detailed Match description on the show.

Nothing fancy to the results I'll just be posting who won the cup and the matches if someone rps against a jobber.





Read the rules carefully as they are DIFFERENT than regular show rping. This is Fed Cup EXCLUSIVE RP RULES. That means Fed Cup ONLY. Please do NOT start rping like this for regular shows.


1.)Roleplays begin NOW.)

2.) All Rps must be straight to the board. (no linked rps or pics)

3) ALL RPS MUST NOT EXCEED ( do not go over) 15 lines.

4.) For this award all rps must be posted as a reply. (Each week the board will start the thread, you reply under it.)

5.) You must WAIT until someone replies, before posting again. However NO LIMIT to the number of rp replies.

6.) Deadline will be once HeatWave:Mexico City PPV posts.

7. No limit on rps for this award.

8. There is a NO-LOSS record for houseshows.

9. You may enter as many people as you'd like.

10. Stay in character, on camera. Or it could get erased.



If you have any questions pm ajsupreme on these boards

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LAST BUT DEFINETLY NOT LEAST..... HAVE fun!!!

Follow the rules and reply BELOW with your rping to try and win the Fed Cup! Turn up the heat and Let the battle begin!!!!!

[usa]

"American Made" can be heard playing in the background as the camera opens up to a shot of a United States Flag......The camera zooms out a bit as Ulysses S. Austin steps into view....He flexes his 24" pythons for the camera and then begins to speak......

USA: Fed Cup HeatWave, I'll be traveling south of the border to defend the rights of my country the good ol U S of A. I lay out the challenge to all the lucha guys to step up to the plate and take your beating like a man. Cause all you Mexicans want to be American's, why else would you try and sneak in our country illegally?

Ulysses just laughs and starts to chant....[/i]

USA: USA.......USA......USA.....USA.....USA.....

FADE

[TNDS]

The camera shows Puck from The New Downward Spiral. He's on the floor laughing.

Puck: What the hell was that. Is this guy for real? I'm all for America and all but I think this CARTOON is taking it a bit too far. So, now we have two. I'm sure we'll have some more. But for now, I want Slayback to know that his Fed Cup will not fall into the hands of a rideclous American wack-o. Did I just go there? Lovely. I'll be back.

fin

[usa]

"American Made" can be heard playing in the background as the camera opens up to a shot of a United States Flag......The camera zooms out a bit as Ulysses S. Austin steps into view....He flexes his 24" pythons for the camera and then begins to speak......

U.S.A.: So now I'm a and I quote "rideclous American wack-o". This coming from some guy named Puck. Why don't you go back to Canada where those other gay hockey players are. Your not welcomed here in the good ol Untied States of America, you girly man.

FADE

["The Assassin" Adam Davids]

^{Adam Davids stands in front of the camera with a plain white wall behind him.}

Davids: It's time for the WpW fed cup. A match where all the little jobbers crawl out of the woodworks just to win a stupid trophy. Well, I think adding prestige to the fed cup is in order, seeing as that hack Slayback has been carrying it since Wrestival. Who will add prestige to the fed cup you ask? U.S.A.? No, I do believe I was talking about him earlier with the jobber comment. Puck? Ha! He should stick to being the third rate member of a third rate faction. Well then who is the answer you ask? None other than "The Assassin" Adam Davids.

^{The screen fades out slowly.}

[TNDS]

Scene opens to Puck at a Mexican Bowling Alley.

Puck: Good night! The Asshat is in this now? We go from one cartoon to another. Listen up Davids! If I wanted crap from you, I'd squeeze your head. Now you called us a "Third rate stable" which is kinda funny, seeing as Ego Driven whooped up on your stoner buddies at the last Gold Push? Who's third rate? Yeah, that'd be you.

fin'

[Johnny The Pirate]

The WPW cameras show the waves of the Gulf Of Mexico. The camera moves back and forth as the row-boat carrying the camera people make way, the camera moves from viewing the glistening water to that destination: A wooden old-looking but restored PIRATE SHIP!!! WPW cameras are going to visit JOHNNY THE PIRATE!!!! Little JthP, Johnny The Pirate waddles into view standing on deck looking down on the row boat in the Gulf.

[glow=yellow,1,300]JthP:: Arggg!!! Ship's ahoy! Tis WPW back to see little ol me. Tis me plezzure to save Th Fed Cup from harmzez way! I'z hears Jarrjuh Boosh's enforcer of immigrayshun Ulyssezz Ass Austin tis wantin to keep people out of tis land. Me'z doesnt know much abooot immigrayshun polizee or much about the other foe fer fed cup booty named the Puck so me'z willing to hear more from Puck becawz we must defeat a bigger foe first!!!
Me'z will reveal maybe necks time![/glow]

JthP returns vowing to save Fed Cup from the clutches of evil. To be continued... The little fella angrily shakes his pudgey fists at the WPW cameras as his time is up for now.









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["The Assassin" Adam Davids]

^{Davids stands in the same place as his first promo.}

Davids: I'm back to straighten you guys out. Well, I guess one guy. From now on I'm ignoring the jobbers, Johnny the Pirate and U.S.A. Why am I ignoring them? Because they aren't here to win, they just come to get their jollies off of getting thrown over the top rope. But is Puck really so different? No, not really. All he has done here is jump over the top rope during the TV title match like the idiot that he is. As for me, I've already pinned DC dude, Ares, and Mikey and come Heat Wave, I am just going to add anyone who enters this match to my list of defeats by throwing their pathetic asses over the top rope and winning the fed cup.

^{The camera fades out.}

[Johnny The Pirate]

The waiting finally ends, JthP continues standing on his ship deck looking downward at the WPW camera crew. One of the men holding up the WPW monitor at long last plays someone else's promo. It's of Assassin Adam Davids. Once the viewing occurs the cameraman cues JthP

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[glow=yellow,1,300]JthP:: Here we are and necks time has arrived!!! The purrsson that is my foe for dis fed cup that i muss protect it agAYNstt winning is "The assISass" mcmelty davids! Diss man has made the fatal flaw. He says he will ignore me. He has admitted UNDERESTIMATING!!!! He will lose but If he wins me favourite booty th Fed cup He may melt it, and melting wunderfull trezzures such as me booty is wrong and me's cant let it happen. ASSISASS cannot be allowed to melt ME BOOTY!!!! I promeez we will not let mcmelty davids melt the fed cup booty like his face!!! I PROmeeeesssssss!!! You underestimated me matey and you will pay!!!![/glow]


to be cont


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[usa]

"American Made" can be heard playing in the background as the camera opens up to a shot of a United States Flag......The camera zooms out a bit as Ulysses S. Austin steps into view....He flexes his 24" pythons for the camera and then begins to speak......

U.S.A.: So the wee little man and scar face decide to join in on the fun that is the Fed Cup. Now that's comic gold right there brother. All we need now is FireBomb to enter this thing and he have an instant classic on our hands. But brothers what you going to do when USA runs wild on you and wins the Fed Cup?

FADE

[Johnny The Pirate]

WPW cameras find our favorite tiny swashbuckler Johnny The Pirate, peering out over the Gulf waters, with the aide of an orange crate to stand on so he can see over the railing. He whisks himself around face the camera.

[glow=yellow,2,300]JthP:Arrrrrrhhhhh!! What haves we here? In de horeyezon, but a scurrrrilous scallawag calling himself U...S...A. Aye, America, tizz a fine country, but avast ye, my onlee home is on ye high seas, going wharever the mighty winds blow me. Arrrr, and heer this, Ewe Ass Ay, I sware on Davey Jones's Lock-arrrr, you won't like it when you get blown.....all ov-arrrr the ring fer tryin to take me goooooooollllld![/glow]

[glow=red,2,300]Rusty: SQUAWKKKK!!! Comic Gold![/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]JThP: Ay, me trustee Rusty, whether it's Ewe Ass Ay, or the AssisAss, thar winds will blow me to vic-tor-ee, so I can once a-gayn raise me booty high! [/glow]

[glow=red,2,300]Rusty: SQUAWKKK!! Johnny likes the big booty! SQUAWKKKK![/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]JThP: Aye, Rusty, aye.[/glow]

Johnny turns his pint-sized back to the Gulf, maintaining a steady course on the high seas as the camera fades..





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[Vincent K. McNutts]

[glow=red,2,300]Vinnie: Okay, so far we have U.S.A.

Jeff: The whole country.

Vinnie: This guy might think he's the whold country. The guy is f*ckin' retarded. Wears a mask. Then there's Puck.

Jeff: The one that got kicked out of the real world.

Vinnie: The "real world" wishes that they could kick this loser out. But hey his name rhymes with f.....

Jeff: Don't say it Vinnie.

Vinnie: Okay, but then there's the midget pirate who that wants you to "shiver his timbers".

Jeff: I've seen midget porn, his timber may be normal sized, but I aint the one to shiver them.

Vinnie: Just kiddin' J-Rod. But this fed cup is easily mine.

Jeff: Possibly, kid.

Vinnie: And then on to the crackwhores?

Jeff: Possibly.[/glow]

["The Assassin" Adam Davids]

^{Davids stands in front of the white wall he has stood in front of in the last two promos.}

Davids: More jobbers? It appears the WpW fed cup is less prestigious than I originally thought. You would think they could provide better opponents than the likes of Johnny the Pirate, U.S.A. and Vinnie McNutts, all of which are only here for one reason, they are never-was house show workers and the only way they can get a match with WpW is to have a match where anyone can enter. As for Puck, I just think he likes to get his ass kicked, and don't worry, he will. One thing that is for sure is that after Heat Wave "The Assassin" will have not only the Continental Title wrapped around his waist, but also the fed cup raised high above his head, and there is nothing any of you punks can do to stop me.

^{The scene fades to black.}

[Johnny The Pirate]

WPW cameras find our favorite tiny swashbuckler's parrot, Rusty close up range eyeing the camera Squawking.

[glow=red,2,300]Rusty:: Rawk! Rawk! Davids is the jobber! Davids is the jobber![/glow]

JthP waddles into camera range & the parrot flies onto his arm.

[glow=yellow,1,300]JthP:: Arrg yee may be onto sometink me trusty Rusty. Thar's be an olde sayin round the seas, "Thou protest too much". Me tinks that fits Assisass mcmelty davids to ah tee wit all his jibberish about jobbers. Tis he who be th jobber and be not a man of tis word. Skallywags like mcmelty and mcnutts cant beat a sea-fairing lad like me now shoo all yee landlubbers me's got some sailing to do![/glow]

JthP swats at the WPW cameras with his free pudgy arm.




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[TNDS]

Puck is eating a borrito somewhere in Mexico City.

Puck: Davids, you still haven't learned yet. You can talk to you're blue in the face about jobbers and kicking ass, but the bottom line is that Mexico has great borritos. We should make it a ladder match for a borrito. And The Fed Cup. Whatever kind of match it is, it'll be easy. 4 Clowns and a midget. all in a day's work.

fin'

[Johnny The Pirate]

WPW cameras find our favorite tiny swashbuckler sitting on deck, his pudgy fingers working an orange free from its peel.

[glow=yellow,2,300]JThP: Arrrr, what do I sees on me TV but that landlubber ye call Puck. An' he's talking not about thar Fed Cup Goooooolld, but about food? Avast ye, de fiercest buccaneer of ye high seas Johnny, does need the sweet nectar of an o-raynge now and again[/glow]

[glow=red,2,300]Rusty: SQUAWKKKKK!!! No more scurvy![/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]JThP: Tis true, Rusty me boy. But arrrr, aye put no food above me precious booty! De fact be so dat ye muckluck Puck KNOWS that not he, nor ye crispy scoooooourge Assisass, can raise de misenmast against a-gaynst the terror of de seas! Enjoy ye "borrito", ye salty dog Puck, because Arrrrrgggg, because the Gooooollllld shall be mine!! [/glow]

JthP rears back his small fist and flings his orange's peel at the cameras.




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[Vincent K. McNutts]

[glow=red,2,300]Vinnie: The pirate is just searching for booty. Can't blame him on that one.

Jeff: Huh?

Vinnie: I search for booty all the time. Lil' Johnny is just looking for a different kind of ass if you know what I mean. It's that burnt boy that scares me.

Jeff: Davids?

Vinnie: He's a freak, even a bigger freak than that chic Nikki that I dated that time. Maybe I'll just pretend that Davids is her, and beat him down good like I should have done that b*tch.

Jeff: You can't do that. It'd end up getting you turned on. That was always the problem when you slapped that Vikki chic around.

Vinnie: Nikki. And I don't want the mcnutts anywhere around Davids burnt ass.[/glow]

[Johnny The Pirate]

WPW cameras catch up to the pint size pirate known as Johnny. He is watching WPW TV in his cabin below deck, and shakes his head at the promo he's just seen.

[glow=yellow,2,300]JThP: Yarrr what be this? Two salty dogs, faces paynted white as ye gulls! These two definitely aren't seasoned sea men, ye can be sure of thet. But aye, I'm shur dey've seen plenty of ye seamen in ther life![/glow]

[glow=red,2,300]Rusty: SQUAWWWKKK!! Comic gold![/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]JThP: Aye, Rusty, aye. Yarr, dese two be scurrilous scalawags. Tis not de Assisass I seek, but ye Fed Cup to be brought back on board. Dose mangy landlubbers think they can share me goooold, but arrrrrr, they don't know that only one can get th booty! De sea winds will carry me to vic-tor-ee, and only JTheP will get showered with ye gooolld! Aye, be prepared, me buccos, fer a golden shower! [/glow]

Camera fades as Johnny the Pirate raises his tiny arms in triumph.





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[Vincent K. McNutts]

[glow=red,2,300]Vinnie: You know what this whole F*ck Cup match needs, Jeff?

Jeff: What?

Vinnie: A woman. Not just some whore slut like Delilah or Tyger Lilly. I'm talking about a good $2 hooker. Complete with panty crickets.

Jeff: Why is that?

Vinnie: Cause' that's as close as some of these guys will get to a woman. Say this U.S.A. guy....this retard is so ugly that he wears a mask. Then there's Davids....I don't even need to comment on how ugly that guy is. Puck....well, just listen to his name. He was so ugly that when he was born, his mama just said "F*ck" that's an ugly baby. The nurse misunderstood her and thought the b*tch was naming him "Puck". And then we've got the midget pirate...he spends all his time on a boat with a parrot...I'm sure there's got to be some bestiality there.

Jeff: You won't do man.

Vinnie: I'm thinking he just wants this cup to use to piss in so the wind will stop blowing his own "golden showers" back in his face.[/glow]

[Johnny The Pirate]

WPW cameras find the pint size pirate known as Johnny. He is back to watching WPW TV in his cabin below deck.

[glow=yellow,2,300]JthP:: Yee listen here mcutty boys! Thar's nothing wrong with a wench with the panty crickets. Aye! A good many year ago me's wuz sailing from london to new joisy and we'z had a cheery lass on our ship. Tis wuz the first time me's ever tasted them crickets before. The prickly legs git stuck in yer teeths I's tell ye that fer sure. I's hear tale that thems crickets be a delicacy in asia. But McNutties yer right a-boot some tinks and wrong a-boot uthers. Yer wrong a-boot the beastialitees me's would never stick me twig and berries in me trusty parrot but yer right a-boot a reason me wants me fed cup booty back cause the winds at sea do send the golden spray the wrong way from times to times. Tis a fact of sea and now you know you landlubbers!![/glow]

JthP pumps his fist to the camera.






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[Vincent K. McNutts]

[glow=blue,2,300]Jeff: He ate them.

Vinnie: What?

Jeff: He ate the panty crickets.

Vinnie: Who?

Jeff: The kid in the pirate costume. He ate the panty crickets. He said the legs get caught in his teeth.

Vinnie: He's not a kid...he's a midget...little person...short guy...and he's a real pirate. He aint just pretending. He's a real honest f*ckin' pirate. He's sailed the six seas.

Jeff: Seven you idiot.

Vinnie: Huh?

Jeff: Seven seas. And if you are so fond of this midget why don't you just help him win the fed cup?

Vinnie: I like the guy. He's funny. But I'm not going to help him win the F*ck Cup. I've always wanting to go midget tossing, and I'd like to see just how far I can chunk his little ass.

Jeff: That's the McNutts I know.[/glow]

[Johnny The Pirate]

WPW Cameras spot the restored pirate ship docking on the coast in Mexico. Th lil swashbuckler named J-th-P steps off the boat walking the woodboard plank with his trusty parrot Rusty perched on his shoulder.

[glow=yellow,2,300]JthP:: Arrgg, what does we haves here, landlubbers? Ya call's it mex-E-coe. Me's ready fer a hearty feast of tacos and burros. Rusty let's go a shore![/glow]

[glow=red,2,300]Rusty:: SQUAWKKKK!!! Burritos! SQUAWKKKK![/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]JthP:: No me's matey, not BURRITOS we're going for tacos and BURROS just like me's said! A feast of tacos then tis off to the donkey show.[/glow]

[glow=red,2,300]Rusty:: SQUAWKK! Comic Gold! [/glow]

JthP touches land with his little booted feet as camera fades.






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[Vincent K. McNutts]

[glow=blue,2,300]Vinnie: This is easily my F*ck Cup.

Jeff: You sound sure of yourself.

Vinnie: Well, the only real competition I have is the pirate, and he's more worried about watchin' jack*sses bumping uglies than winnin' the cup.

Jeff: Burro shows huh?

Vinnie: Think they'll be any hot women there?

Jeff: Possibly.

Vinnie: Think my future wife Delilah will be there?

Jeff: Delilah? Who says she liked you.

Vinnie: She did. I've been saving up money to buy her some gummy bears that I'm goin' to bite the heads off of. I heard she likes em' that way. Then we're going to go back to the bus and do the freak nasty all night long with my F*ck Cup sitting on my head.[/glow]

[Johnny The Pirate]

Our favorite tiny swashbuckler JthP waddles back his pirate ship nearly 2 days since he left it. WPW cameramen allow Johnny The Pirate to view what The McNutts have been saying about him since he last went for taco feast and donkey show.

[glow=yellow,2,300]JthP:: He says he's got me fed cup booty won be-carzz I'z too worried about watchin' burros than winnin me fed cup? Heee-heeee. Tis another of ye under-estimaters. Furst tis was AssISas mcmelty davids and now tis the McNutts. See?[/glow]

JthP then plops down on the floor of his shipdeck and begins doing mule kicks with this little legs!

[glow=yellow,2,300]JthP:: Thar was purpose to me visit to the donkey show. Tis wuz fed cup preparations. Me's now does THE MULE KICK so beware landlubbers!!! Th fed cup booty tis mine once a-gain!!![/glow]

Camera fades as Johnny The Pirate kicks his little feet behind him.




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[Vincent K. McNutts]

[glow=blue,2,300]Jeff: V-Mac, I found a solution to all your problems.

Vinnie: A toothless woman with an oral fixcation?

Jeff: No. A pair of shin guards and a cup.

Vinnie: Huh?

Jeff: Well, the whole reason the pirate boy was out watching the donkeys was so that he can learn the mule kick. These will protect you from anything he can do. He can only kick about two to three feet high, so these should have you covered.

Vinnie: Guard the mcnutts. Gotcha. The F*ck Cup is mine for the taking now.

Jeff: I'll have some extra sparklers ready for a celebration. I may even go all out and get some of those snap n' pop firecracker things.[/glow]

[Johnny The Pirate]

WPW cameras find the pint-sized swashbuckler Johnny the Pirate looking over the Gulf of Mexico, port side, again standing on an orange crate.

[glow=yellow,2,300]JThP:Arrrrggg! Aye, after all this time th salty McNutty boys still don't understand ye search fer gold. Tis not a cup to protect thar shrunken stones that need be concerning them. Avast ye, tis me Gooooooooooolllldden Fed Cup ye should keep an eye on. And now that I've learned me a new man-u-ver at ye Donkee Show, tis a matter of time before goooollllllddd will be mine![/glow]

[glow=red,2,300]Rusty: SQUAWWWKKKK!!! Kick some ass!!! SQUAWWWWKKKK![/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]JThP:Tis close, me trusty Rusty. But ye tale will soon be told, and Johhny the Pirate will use me brand new MULE KICK to kick ye ass of a diff-er-ent sort. Aye, and then ye shall sea that it won't be ye landlubbin' firecrackers that will be going off. Aye, but instead, I'll be showin' off me cannon balls!![/glow]

Camera fades as Johnny pantomimes the firing of a cannon with his tiny arms.




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[Vincent K. McNutts]

[glow=blue,2,300]Jeff: Lil' Johnny has cannonballs set up for if he wins.

Vinnie: Is WPW payin' for that?

Jeff: I don't know.

Vinnie: He could just be ripping them off his ship.

Jeff: He's got a ship?

Vinnie: He's a pirate aint he? He's got to have a ship.

Jeff: So you got to win, so that nobody gets hurt.

Vinnie: Feelings will get hurt. Burnboy's feelings, Johnny's feelings, the whole USA's feelings....oh, and Mikey Sensations feelings are already hurt.

Jeff: Sensation? What's he got to do with the fed cup?

Vinnie: No idea, but he's sad cause' somebody said that this was going to be the best F*ck Cup ever.

Jeff: Poor Ego.[/glow]

[Johnny The Pirate]

WPW's tiny swashbuckler is caught by WPW cameras below deck, watching the latest McNutts promo on his tiny TV. He flicks off the set and pounds his tiny fist on his table.

[glow=yellow,2,300]JThP: Arrrr!! Ye scurrilous fools!! First, ye crispy Assisass makes the mis-stake of underestimatin me, den ye pale faced salty dogs con-sen-tratin on me cannon BALLS and ye bruised E-go of Sen-say-shun! Ye fools have shown a lack of fow-kus! Ye need not concern ye'selfs wit ye feelings when going fer ye booty. What ye will need is to bewaRRRRR me new MULE KICK! While ye are worryin' about whoooo be payin' fer me balls, avast ye, I'll be yousing me sea faring cunning to reclaim me Fed Cup Gooooolllddd! Ye shall pay fer ye lack of fow-kus, McNuttys!! Ye shall payyyyyyyyyy!!![/glow]

[glow=red,2,300]Rusty: SQUAWWWWKKKKK!!! Take back the goooollldddd! SQUAWKKKKKK!![/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]JThP: Aye, me trusty first mate Rusty, aye.[/glow]

Johhny's eyes dance at the prospect of reclaiming his Fed Cup gold as the camera fades.




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[AJ Supreme]

=====RP has ended=====