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Post by Ryansup on Aug 3, 2005 23:27:09 GMT -6
For those who are new be sure to read the rules because they are totally different than normal.
Manhattan Center
Manhattan, NY
This Fed Cup will take place Sunday August 7th
This Fed Cup is open to ANYONE and EVERYONE including guests who've never rp'd in WpW before.
Federation Cup goes to the winner of an over the top rope battle royal.
House show results will be strictly a list of who won.
Nothing fancy to House show results I'll just be posting who won the cup and the matches if someone rps against a jobber.
Read the rules carefully as they are DIFFERENT than regular show rping. This is HOUSE SHOW EXCLUSIVE RP RULES. That means house show ONLY. Please do NOT start rping like this for regular shows.
1.)Roleplays begin NOW.)
2.) All Rps must be straight to the board. (no linked rps or pics)
3) ALL RPS MUST NOT EXCEED ( do not go over) 15 lines.
4.) For this award all rps must be posted as a reply. (Each week the board will start the thread, you reply under it.)
5.) You must WAIT until someone replies, before posting again. However NO LIMIT to the number of rp replies.
6.) Deadline will be Sunday August 7th @10pm.
7. No limit on rps for this award.
8. There is a NO-LOSS record for houseshows.
9. You may enter as many people as you'd like.
10. Stay in character, on camera. Or it could get erased.
If you have any questions pm ryansup on these boards
AND
LAST BUT DEFINETLY NOT LEAST..... HAVE fun!!!
Follow the rules and reply BELOW with your rping to try and win the World Pro Cup! Turn up the heat and Let the battle begin!!!!!
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Post by Tony Ruiz on Aug 4, 2005 6:26:39 GMT -6
Tony Ruiz is sitting a bar across the street from Madison Square Garden.....He takes a sip of Tequlia before he begins to speak....[/i]
Tony Ruiz: I'm sitting here across the street from Madison Square Garden, they say if you make it there you've got it made. Well before I go to MSG and win the All Time Television championship from David Capital, I'll be at the House Show at the Manhattan Center, going for my fourth Fed Cup in a row. Many have stepped in the ring to try to stop me. HWM, Johnny the Pirate, Matt Daniels, hell even Dennis Mann hasn't been able to dethrone me as Fed Cup Champion. And that fact won't change at the Manhattan Center. After the House Show and after GoldPush at MSG people will be talking about Tony Ruiz, the best Fed Cup Champion of all time.
Tony picks up a pretzel out of a bowl on the bar and throws it at the camera as it fades....[/i]
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Post by thajuggalo on Aug 4, 2005 8:33:48 GMT -6
Juggalo is sitting in the corner of his dressing room. The camera is all blurry and appears to have a red tint to it. The camera clears up and you see Juggalo staring blankly into nothing. He is covered in blood.
Juggalo: WHY WHY MUST I BE THE ONE TO JUDGE THESE POOR SOULS. TONY RUIZ YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN!!! YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO BE THE NEXT WHO MUST TURN THE CRANK. THE RIDDLEBOX WILL APEAR BEFORE YOU AND YOU WILL TURN THE CRANK. EITHer it will turn up good and your little reign will continue or it will turn up bad and I will become the next fED CUP WINNER ONLY then will my mission be complete. You see the leftovers from the last person who turned the crank. He must not of been a good boy but now he does't need to worry about that anymore.
Juggalo wipes the blood down his face and licks his fingures.
Juggalo: HEHEHEEHEEEHEHEHEAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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Post by Tony Ruiz on Aug 4, 2005 8:39:48 GMT -6
Tony is still at the bar across the street from Madison Square Garden....He finishes watching the latest Fed Cup Promo by The Juggalo....Laughs and then takes another hit from his bottle of Tequlia....
Tony Ruiz: I ask for competetion and this is what I get. A clown with fake blood on his face? Take your riddles somewhere else, I don't care for them. This is New York City not Gotham, and I ain't BatMan. Will anyone with real talent step up to the plate?
Tony takes another sip as the camera fades...
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Post by thajuggalo on Aug 4, 2005 8:50:02 GMT -6
Juggalo has taken a shower and is standing in his undies. All of a sudden he spins around and start juggling three cats.
Juggalo: Ruiz you call me a clown.
(Juggalo looks in the mirror)
Well guess what? I am one!! You don't have to be Lanny Poffo to see that!!Christ youd think the face paint would be enuff. what else do you need me to do?
(Juggalo pulls out a big red nose and puts it on.)
He then grabs a unicycle and rides it off the screen
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Post by Tony Ruiz on Aug 4, 2005 8:56:02 GMT -6
Tony is still at the bar sipping on Tequlia.....He watches the lastet Fed Cup promo from The Juggalo....He puts the bottle of Tequlia on the bar as he about falls out of the bar stool from laughing so hard....
Tony Ruiz: Hey Yo, Juggalo. Hey that rhymed. I guess that makes me a poet and I didn't even know it. Hey that rhymed. I kill me.
Tony laughs at himself for a bit....then he stops and looks dead on into the camera....
Tony Ruiz: Juggalo, I think your about ready for Barnum and Bailey's Circus. I think they are scheduled for MSG a couple of nights before WpW. You might stand a better chance there than you would against me for the Fed Cup. Stick to the jokes cause it's all you've got.
Fade to black...
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Post by thajuggalo on Aug 4, 2005 9:28:47 GMT -6
Juggalo has just heard Ruiz's suggestion about joining the circus and is in deep thought.
Juggalo thinking: The circus huh. That might not be a bad idea. Good pay a family enviroment. I need to get my act together if im gonna get hired.
Juggalo pulls some stuff out from under the kitchen counter. Its a goldfish in a bowl and a blender. He then puts on a magicians outfit He places the contents of the bowl into the blender and turns it on.
Juggalo: Dont worry kids I can fix it.
He places a black hankie over the blender and hits the puree button.
Juggalo: Abracadabrizzila!! (peeks under the hankie and grimices he hurries up and whips the blender in the garbage.) Hmmmm..Im gonna need a diferent trick
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Post by Tony Ruiz on Aug 4, 2005 9:35:07 GMT -6
Tony Ruiz spits out his Tequlia towards the camera after seeing The Juggalo's latest Fed Cup Promo....
Tony Ruiz: Damn chico, if I thought you would run out and do what ever I said, then I would have suggested something different than the circus. But then again you got it all wrong. I said Clown, not a magician. And I said Circus not Fear Factor. Stupid kids.
Fade to black...
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Post by thajuggalo on Aug 4, 2005 9:44:00 GMT -6
JUggalo thinking hmmmm Fear Factor 50,000 for jump off stuff and eating gross things.
Juggalo stares at the garbage can and back at the screen and back and forth multiple times. he side steps to the garbage can and pulls out the blender with the diced fish. He pours a fifth of vodka 2 old eggs from the fridge and a can of jalopena peppers. He blends it all up. Looks at it and chugs it. He slams the blender pitcher down on the counter. Just then a little girl walks in
Girl: Have you seen skipper my goldfish?
Juggalo does the spit take spraying the little girl with his new concoction. He looks at the girl and sprints away as fast as he can.
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Post by Tony Ruiz on Aug 4, 2005 9:50:17 GMT -6
Tony Ruiz is still at the bar across the street from MSG....He finishes watching The Juggalo's latest promo as he covers his mouth as he acts like he's going to hurl....
Tony Ruiz: Now that's just plane sick. Just about as sick as someone eating the worm in the bottom of this bottle of Tequlia.
Tony holds up the bottle to the camera as it zooms in on the worm swimming arounc...
Tony Ruiz: What should I suggest next, since Juggalo seems to be waiting on me to tell him what to do in his next promo. I know, gay midget porn.
Ruiz gets up off the bar stool and grabs a bucket and starts to throw up in it as the camera fades...
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Post by thajuggalo on Aug 4, 2005 9:58:42 GMT -6
We cut to Juggalo screaming at something off camera.
Juggalo: Dammit hold still you lil' bastard.
Juggalo's body is flailing around and and all you here is squeeking sounds and grunts from Juggalo. Juggalo then kneels down as his cheek puff up and out.
Jugglo: Hold still while I'm trying to blow... I hate the lil'... Dammit hold still then you here alot more squeking as Juggalo's arm move up and down
Juggalo stands back up.
Juggalo: There I finished you off.
Juggalo spins around and is holding pink ballon shaped like a poodle. He pops the poodle.
Juggalo: Damn man I'm sick but not that sick
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Post by greaseball on Aug 4, 2005 10:07:36 GMT -6
The scene opens to Roland Peck wearing a brown indian style shirt and black jeans. A golden toilet has been set up in a dressing room, where Roland is sitting with a newpaper folded out over his lap.
[glow=red,2,300]Roland: The Fed Cup. Wouldn't be a bad idea to have that under my belt. Get it under my belt. Especially seeing as how the only two candidates are a drunk and a freakshow. Ruiz, just cause I'm a fan of the oWo, doesn't mean that I won't kick ass in the ring against you. And Juggalo, you aint going to top the king of toilet humor.[/glow]
The scene fades.
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Post by Tony Ruiz on Aug 4, 2005 10:16:46 GMT -6
Tony Ruiz is still at the bar across the street from Madison Square Garden.....He has his hands over his eyes while watching The Juggalo's latest Fed Cup Promo....
Tony Ruiz: Is it over?
BarKeep: Yeah, it wasn't what you thought it was, it was a pink ballon.
Tony Ruiz: Thank god, I really didn't think the clown was that stupid.
Tony then turns to the TV once more as another wrestler has joined in on the Fed Cup fun...
Tony Ruiz: Well well well, it seems as if the king of toliet humor has decided to drop in the fed cup. Get it drop in. Oh well, I tried. Look kid, this is the big leagues. Let me put in terms you would understand. I'm like the bathrooms at the White House and your like let's say the restrooms at my strip club. At least someone else stepped up besides Juggalo.
Fade...
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Post by greaseball on Aug 4, 2005 10:24:33 GMT -6
"WPW's King of Toilet Humor" Roland Peck is seen still sitting on his golden throne. His girlfriend Baby has just finished setting up a television set for him to watch all the Fed Cup promo,
[shadow=red,left,300]Baby: There, I hope everything comes out alright.
Roland: Thanks, Baby. So Tony Ruiz is in a bar watching the Fed Cup stuff. Not likely that Tony would be in a bar. Hey, it's all cool Tony, after I win that Fed Cup off of you, I'll buy you a fresh bottle of Jose Quervo to ease the pain. We'll even bring Baby and whichever of those cheap stripper sluts you decide to pay to go out with you that night.[/shadow]
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Post by Tony Ruiz on Aug 4, 2005 10:30:54 GMT -6
Tony is STILL at the bar across the street from MSG....
Tony Ruiz: Roland I might have to take you up on that offer chico. But only after I beat you and every other fool who is stupid enough to step into the ring and try to dethrone the latest and greatest Fed Cup champion.
Fade to black...
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Post by greaseball on Aug 4, 2005 10:35:17 GMT -6
Same scene...Golden Toilet...Baby....Newspaper...TV...
Roland: Wow. It's a go then. You me and the girls out on the town. We'll tear it up in New York. Oh wait a minute.
Roland stops and grunts a few times. The splashing sound again.
Roland: Sorry, had to drop a "big apple" of my own there. Anyway, I'm guessing that at least Juggalo was smart enough to back out of this thing. Looks like it may end up just being me and you Tony. May the best man win. That'll be me.
Fade out.
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Post by Tony Ruiz on Aug 4, 2005 10:40:10 GMT -6
Tony Ruiz is STILL in a bar across the street from MSG...
Tony Ruiz: Listen here fan boy, sit on your toliet all you want and talk all the shit you want. I said I might have to take you up on that offer, I didn't say I would. Get your facts straight before you go and run that potty mouth of yours.
Fade to black...
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Post by greaseball on Aug 4, 2005 10:44:37 GMT -6
Once again, the golden toilet....
Roland: Oh, I get it "potty mouth". That's funny. Don't be bitter little Tony. Don't look at your tequila bottle as half empty, look at it as half full. But, hold on one one minute. This toilet is almost half full too.
Roland flushes the toilet as the scene fades.
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Post by Tony Ruiz on Aug 4, 2005 10:51:04 GMT -6
Tony is still at the bar across the street from MSG...
Tony Ruiz: Listen here kid, you don't have a clue who your messing with. You may be a fan of mine and of the OWO's but once you step into that ring your nothing but an ememy. So bring all you got, bring chairs, weapons, the kitchen sink, hell even bring that golden toliet, cause you'll need it to defeat me.
Fade to black...
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Post by greaseball on Aug 4, 2005 10:54:44 GMT -6
Golden toilet........Baby begins knocking on the bathroom door.
Baby: Come on, Roland, you about finished in there? I've got to pee.
Roland: As soon as I finish talking to Tone Loc about this fed cup stuff. Lookie lookie Tone Loc, it's nothing to get upset about. In that ring I'm all business as well. I know where to draw the line. I know where the buck stops. Well, I know where your buck stops....in the g-string of some stripper.
Baby begins knocking again as the scene fades.
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Post by Tony Ruiz on Aug 4, 2005 12:21:26 GMT -6
Tony is guess where....Everyone say it with me....STILL at the bar across the street from Madison Square Garden......He can't help but laugh at Roland Peck's latest Promo....
Tony Ruiz: GreeseMonkey you make me laugh you know that? Why would I put dollar bills down the g strings of the girls at my club when I own the club? Just like I'm going to own you and the Juggalo, and who ever else steps up to the plate for the Fed Cup.
Tony wonders to himself....
Tony Ruiz: Is this all I've got to worry about a greese monkey and a circus clown? This will be easier than I thought.
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Post by HWM on Aug 4, 2005 15:01:49 GMT -6
(Henry W. Miller, is at the restaraunt on the bottom floor of his hotel close to MSG, he's eating lunch while watching some of the latest WpW Promos)
Well, appareantly the freak show has come out... You got a Juggalo, A Drunko, ...and some freaks n' ho's... well I'm not screwing around, the Fed Cup will be my last laugh.. you're all targets, you all should all duck and cover, because in the end you're all just stupid mother....(loud bleeping heard)
Best of f**king luck, you wankers!
Fed Cup only I will walk out alive!
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Post by coreyhicks on Aug 4, 2005 15:13:36 GMT -6
-Off in a distance as the scene open you see threw a glass window at a old run down gym and you see a man doing chin up's and looking at t.v. This man is Corey Hicks,There is a reporter who see this and quicky grabs a camara man and runs in as Corey looks at them and then hops down and stops the chin up's.
Corey: Can't you see I am busy?
Reporter:Well I was wondering about your toughts about the Fed Cup,are you going to be in it?
Corey: I am a impact superstar,you know what that means? it means that every thing I do I try to make a impact and in Manhattan I will make a impact when I walk out with the title!
Reporter: well thank you for this time.
-End
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Post by Tony Ruiz on Aug 5, 2005 7:48:53 GMT -6
It's the next morning and Tony Ruiz is STILL at the bar across the street from Madison Square Garden....This time drinking a glass of water.....
Tony Ruiz: What, your surprised that it's just water. It's still early, I don't drink before ten am anyways. Now as I set here and watch the promos for the Fed Cup, I see that two more so called superstars have stepped up and challenged for the cup. Henry W. Miller and Corey Hicks, two all americans, waving the red, white, and blue. But when I'm through with them they'll be seeing black and blue. Or should I say seeing the black and white of the OWO.
Fade to black...
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Post by Lost Boy on Aug 5, 2005 15:47:28 GMT -6
I am coming and I will beat you all if it is the last thing I do
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Post by coreyhicks on Aug 5, 2005 16:29:06 GMT -6
-The scene opens up and in the late afternoon of Madison Square Garden.I see a bar and I walk up to the and open it.I walk in the bar and look around then I see Tony Ruiz,and then I walk up to his table and look at him face to face.
Corey: I heard your little comments about how we wear the red,white,and blue.I don't know about that other sour mouth sailor talking flag pole,but as for me I say what I mean and I mean what I say!I will make my impact and after I win the Fed cup you will be looking at red white and blue!
-I laught as the scene starts to fade off
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Post by HWM on Aug 5, 2005 22:10:19 GMT -6
(Miller is standing in a dark corner, nothing can be seen but a small dim spotlight on him)
Miller: Good lord, this is what I call entertainment... the biggest drunkard in WpW, then two or three other crazy bastards.... Competition... ok... Ruiz I'll give you credit, but credit ain't nothing around here....
You all need to step up to something I can actually worry about... as of right now, you might as well throw the cup my way.... When you're hot you're hot, When you're not you're like snot... I'm just gonna blow you all away!
CREDIT DENIED!
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Post by thajuggalo on Aug 5, 2005 23:43:16 GMT -6
Juggalo: People say I dropped out but NAH!!! I just had to work on something.
The camera pans to the left and you see a clown tied up in the closet Juggalo grabs the camera and pulls it back facing him.
Juggalo: Hey eyes over here. Dont worry about him he'll be fine. I auditioned and didnt make it into the circus so I guess I'll have to stay here. You'd think juggling a chainsaw a poodle and a rabid wombat would be an easy in for me. They said theyve seen it before. O well I've got something else to take care of.
Juggalo: grabs the chainsaw and starts heading towards the clown. He throws it down and grabs the wombat instead.
We here the clown screaming as we fade
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Post by greaseball on Aug 6, 2005 5:26:24 GMT -6
It is the following day.....
[glow=red,2,300]Roland: It seems we have a few more guys that are willing to join in our fed cup tourney. A couple of American justice leagers. Wow, Tone, our little match is growing so large, I may not even get the chance to face off with you in the ring. Whatever fate may hold, I'll still be walking out the new Fed Cup Champion.[/glow]
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Post by HWM on Aug 6, 2005 11:04:18 GMT -6
(Miller is outside of MSG just looking around)
You lowly beasts seem to have forgotten who you're talking to... This all american does wave the red, white and blue, when I put my foot up your ass. Whether it be some circus freak, or all of you other oddities. I bow down to no one.
I only live by one American standard: Whoop ass or have your ass whooped. I wave the red, white, and blue under these standards. Beware WpW, I fear no one and I fear nothing. You're all moving targets and my aim is great. Come Fed Cup, I will be victorious.
CREDIT DENIED!
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