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Post by "The Icon" Chris Lee on Jul 16, 2004 11:12:24 GMT -6
*Chris Lee sits in a rocking chair on the front porch of his New Mexico home.*
Lee- Still at it I see. David, you wanna' battle of wits. I like you, son, but I can outsmart you any damn day. The in-ring part is obvious. I have gold...and...you don't. The same can be said for twiddle-de and twiddle-dumb. Chris Bennett still dreaming of touchdown passes and tight coed asses. Then, you can say the same for Drake...except he never played sports, he was the high school geek, and the asses he's seen...aint a damn one been tight. Of course, DC's prolly never seen an ass...well, nevermind. Kids, get ready to fall at the hands of WpW's most violent man!
*The screen fades.*
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Post by Ashley and Kailey on Jul 16, 2004 11:23:18 GMT -6
Kailey: Have you ever noticed how guys just sit and talk about who is bigger and who is better? When women don't cause we already know. See boys I'm gonna go into the ring and let you throw each other out and then when there is one of you left I'll get to throw you out. Now I haven't any experience in wrestling.... in the ring that is, but I'm sure there is nothing to it. You men have over looked me and I'm sure you'll underestimate me too which is great! I'll see you in the ring. Then hopefully I'll get me a contract. While Ashley is watching I'm gonna get in on the real action, and then hopefully after the match I can get some more action too. See you boys later!
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Post by David Capital on Jul 16, 2004 13:28:56 GMT -6
Capital: You know, I probably would've told you guys exactly what you were going to say and saved you the trouble of making morons out of yourselves on TV, but my time ran out. I gotta hand it to Lovester though: he does make my sister scream. All the time. Yeah Lovester, I think anyone in his or her right mind would scream when they saw you. Keep on thinking the women love you...maybe being an oblivious dumbass can be a second career option when this whole "wrestling" thing falls through. And Bennett, that was a smart little retort you cooked up: if I didn't know any better, I'd say you might not be a complete idiot. But then again, if I didn't know any better, I might think the Russians got "bitched" by the Germans in World War II, right? And Icon, I beg of you not to try to be smarter than me. You'll just make yourself look silly. Stick to what you do best: beating the hell out of people.
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Post by LOVESTER on Jul 16, 2004 15:20:58 GMT -6
Drake: Gentlemen...if I can even call you all gentlemen...have we truly lowered ourselves to this mere rubble of wasteful words directed in one anothers ever ascending paths. Come this Sunday your feelings of dolor will only be eclipsed by the august of yours truly the unparagoned superstar of this federation. Now I can imagine you gentlemen (makes a face as to say I shouldnt call these scoundrels gentlemen) are having difficulties understanding my Ive League side..hahaha... You miscreant's havent the slightest what awaits your fate this coming World Cup Championship. The most splendiferous individual to ever step foot into a WPW Wrestling ring...And you all thought I was stupid...
(Drake shakes hands with his old friend Ive Leaguer Ashton Benson...camera stays on---Drake: Thanks a lot for this pal, I owe you one.Howd I do, did I pronounce everything ok?) (Camera man laughs)
Drake: Did you keep that rolling, damn, get over here (grabs the camerman as it cuts)
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Post by David Capital on Jul 16, 2004 15:37:14 GMT -6
Capital: Gotta hand it to you AGAIN, Lovester. I sure as heck don't understand your "Ive" League side. Damndest thing, 'cause I've never heard of the "Ive" League. Perhaps you are referring to the "Ivy" League? I attended an Ivy League school...the University of Pennsylvania, as it were. Perhaps you could give me more detalis on this "Ive" League. Which prestigious institutes can call themselves members of the hallowed "Ive" League? By the way, nice thesaurus work there asshole. It's looking more and more like this oblivious dumbass thing may just work out.
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Post by "The Icon" Chris Lee on Jul 16, 2004 17:03:47 GMT -6
Lee- Same song...twentyfifth verse it seems. Guys, and girls, or girl...whichever one of ya' wants in the World Pro Cup...hell, I'll give both of you a World Pro Fu...nevermind. Bennett, we finally scare you away? I doubt I could get that lucky...damn. Chris...you had the balls to call me second tier? Son, I haven't played 2nd string to anybody in my life! Much less to a man like you...who hasn't even won a WpW match! Drake, what's up man? You gotta' use some rich bitch like Bennett to tell you howta' talk? Man, your wastin' your time trying to compete with "The Icon". Capital, I like you kid...you know that. I'm bored though, and I'm always wanting to win. No hard feelings win you go flyin'. Welcome to my world, boys. Sit back and enjoy!
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Post by goddessisis on Jul 16, 2004 18:17:44 GMT -6
The camera pans in close to a limo as it pulls into the parking lot of the WPW. AS the cameraman stayed trained on the back door, it opened and a long, slip leg stepped out followed by the slightly familiar visage of the Goddess Isis. SUrprised, the cameraman said,
Hey...it's Isis!
Looking in his direction, Isis forced a smile onto her face and removed her designer sunglasses as she stepped over to him and said,
That's right, the Goddess Isis has returned...and I'm back meaner and more determined than ever.
We thought you ran away with your tail between your legs after Delilah beat your a**
Frowning, Isis narrowed her eyes at the insolence and said, Frankly, little man, you don't deserve an explaination of where I've been, or why I left...but I'll tell you this, Delilah may have won our match, but she can never...never truely beat me.
Ignoring the cameraman, Isis stepped around him and entered the building.
[glow=red,2,300]Beautiful to look at, Delightful to Hold, but this pretty waist is MEANT for the gold. [/glow]
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Post by Wreckless on Jul 16, 2004 18:18:28 GMT -6
Scene opens to Wreckless and Michael Williams talking about the Federation Cup in Wreckless' home.
MW: There has been alot of heat from this match up. Lovester as usual has started it all.
Wreckless: That guy needs to learn some respect to other superstars. If he continues this he will be the one that everyone wil be going for in this match, including me.
MW: And we all know that the chances of winning in a battle royal with everyone going for you is very slim.
Wreckless: But I dont think this is a bad thing for that Lovester. Yes he will get broken into two but atleast he will then learn to keep his mouth shut next time.
Fade To Black.
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Post by LOVESTER on Jul 16, 2004 20:41:02 GMT -6
Joe Bear: The Ive league Paul? The Ive league?
Paul: I...I..Im embarrassed, I dont know...It was spelled I-V-Y..But I thought the Y was silent...isnt Ivy a plant, why would it be a descriptor for the United States best schools? Is it because of all that green stuff that grows all over the old buildings?
JB: Your lucky you have your athleticism and looks, because sometimes that head of yours worries me...
Paul: Dont be Joey, I have a hard head, it cant be broken...(Joe bear looks at him puzzled)....But apparently people spirits can be broken..everyone in this match is getting very uptight...That gives the coolest man the advantage...Advantage me..haha..You guys can make fun of my mispronunciations, and use of thesaurus, but who will be laughing when I win World Cup # 2, and you all still have ZERO!
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Post by The Masked Avenger on Jul 16, 2004 20:49:37 GMT -6
TMA: Hello vile fiends of the WPW. Rumor has it there is trash in need of taking to the curb in this federation. There is people talking about consuming alcoholic beverages, which isnt "cool" kids. Talk about having pre-marital relations, which also is frowned upon, but if your going to, make sure you love the person, and make sure you wear protection. If I were you kids watching WPW I would make sure I seperated the good guys, like me, from the bad guys like David Capital, Paul Drake, Chris Bennet, and the so-called Icon Chris Lee. What kind of an Icon presents himself like you, you should be ashamed. Have no fear women and children The Masked Avenger is here, and will protect your every need. I will start by showing all of these little hoodlums a lesson by winning the World Pro Cup on Sunday.
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Post by chrisbennett on Jul 16, 2004 21:08:36 GMT -6
(Bennett is watching Pardon the Interruption on ESPN in his hotel room. He looks up at the camera.)
C.B.: Well, David Capital, aren't you the c**k of the walk? You're a big, UPenn, man. That's great. What's Penn's acceptance rate these days, a daunting 20%? Still, it's good to see that even the bottom feeding Ivy's, such as Penn and Cornell, are well represented in this federation. Let's be honest, here, D.C. Chances are, you went to the college of arts and sciences or maybe even the school of nursing, if you were ambitious enough. Snap back to reality and realize that UPenn is fairly secondary, if that, when it comes to this nation's most prestigious schools. The Danbury Dreamboat could've easily gotten a full ride to Dartmouth or Columbia, but wisely opted to go where the action is, considering that what school you attend during your undergratuate years accounts for shit. But Lovester, it really would be wise of you to have someone remotely intelligent edit what you're going to say in your promos before you go on the air. You've been making a habit of embarrassing yourself as of late. And good ol' "Wreckless" Jimmy Davis...it's great to see that you're throwing your name into the hat. It should be pretty entertaining to see you get thrown over the top by Isis and those other two bitches. Ahh the hell with this....PTI's on.
(He waves the camera off with his hand and returns his gaze to the television.)
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Post by LOVESTER on Jul 16, 2004 21:25:45 GMT -6
(Drake sitting in his living room watching the TV)
Drake: Wow boys, now we are making fun of what Ivy League schools eachother go (looks at Joe Bear) Its Ivy right? (Joe Nods) Isnt that a little out of hand...Ivy League schools are difficult enough to get into as is. You guys should be excited, because come Sunday you will have nothing else to be excited about except telling your grandkids you stepped into the same ring with the Lovester Paul Drake...not to mention, shows just how smart you are, spend all that time and money on an Ivy League education and you go into professional wrestling, brilliance at its best gentlement. Meanwhile, on whore island, Kelly Capital is still treating me good Davey, must of learned from her mother...hiyooo!
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Post by chrisbennett on Jul 16, 2004 21:48:48 GMT -6
(Bennett is kicking back in a reclining chair in his hotel room.)
C.B.: I must say, Lovester, very well said. You did make one mistake, though. Kelly Capital isn't on whore island....she's in my bathroom, washing up after a couple of hours of late night wrestling, if you know what I mean. You should've quit while you were ahead, though, Drake. You'd have been better off calling it quits after you won the first World Pro Cup. After all, you only won that one because The Danbury Dreamboat wasn't around. This time, I am around and that World Pro Cup is all mine. What a week it's going to be for me!....first, the cup and then the shot at the WPW World Title. Damn, all this in just my third full week in this fed. I'm the man.
(The camera fades to black.)
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Post by "The Icon" Chris Lee on Jul 16, 2004 22:02:44 GMT -6
*Chris Lee is alone in his New Haven home*
Lee- Boys, this is gettin' pretty damn crazy. David Capitals making fun of somebody for misspelling "Ivy"! How in the hell would he know if Drake didn't spell the word right? Are you sneakin' peaks in windows again, DC? I sure hope not, we don't need anyone else on Bennett's level. Speakin' of, you got Kelly in the bathroom? Hum, she must be washin' all the shit you talk off. Haha, you gotta' admit, that was funny. Bennett, you won't win the Cup and you damn sure won't win the World Title and you DAMN sure will never get the best of Chris Lee! Drake, you are one funny fucker. I appreciate the comidic performance you consistantly turn in, but I must say...you are one dumbass son of a bitch! Get with the program, sunshine, your not top notch...your not even top level competition! Same can be said for Masked Avenger or whatever. He reminds me of a certain storm...a hurricane I guess...haha!
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Post by David Capital on Jul 17, 2004 7:35:40 GMT -6
Capital: Holy crap, misspelling? The last time I checked people don't speak in cartoon bubbles. Drake knew it was spelled I-V-Y. He said that. He pronounced it Ive. Of course, I've never known Chris to think before he speaks, and we're cool anyway. Bennett and Drake are still at it I see. They seem to be talking about my sister, but all I can hear is "I'm the bigger idiot!" "No I'M the bigger idiot." Grow up you two. Those "your sister" and "your mom" taunts...they're a has-been that never were. Oh and save yourself the trouble of this "it's really true" B.S. Maybe it was really true in your latest wet dream, but certainly not in reality. Keep on masturbating to pictures of my sister...maybe you should've taken those free rides to Dartmouth or Columbia, Bennett. Maybe your undergraduate education would've counted "for shit" if you'd gone to a place where you could've actually learned something. Then you might not've had to suffer repeated humiliations from a guy who went to "the school of nursing" like me. Your college education clearly counted for nothing except to put the idiot idea in your head that women love you even though they were clearly only going after you because you were a big star. Look at the Icon, man...all the women wherever we go love him, and he isn't exactly "easy on the eye". Oh, and check out this Masked Avenger guy. He obviously doesn't listen to anything we say, because if he did he'd know that I'm actually one of the "good guys" he's speaking of. But I guess actually WATCHING other people's promos is no substitute for aspousing vigorous rhetoric and seizing the moral highground, even when there's no highground to seize. Better luck next time, idiot.
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Post by LOVESTER on Jul 17, 2004 9:57:46 GMT -6
(Drake watching best week ever on VH1)
TV: And now Brittney Spears is on a new malibu diet, Jennifer Lopez is married again, Will Ferrell had a hi movie at the box office, and World Famous Wrestler Lovester Paul Drake made a huge return to the ring by winning the WPW's first ever World Pro Cup.
Drake: Joe BEar come look I'm on TV. I am going to be on best week ever!
TV: Drake is kind of like your typical high school jock, dumb, doesnt care, but kicks a lot of ass...
Drake: Damn right...(joe looks in amazement that he isnt angry at the put down)
TV: World Pro Cup, I will be impressed when he wins the Nobel Prize, although there is a better chance of J-lo and Marc Anthony not getting a divorce than of Drake winning anything worthy.
Drake: Asshole, I don't even want to win the noble prize, I'm not an oceanographer, and even if I was, I wouldnt want an award for something so magestic.
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Post by The Masked Avenger on Jul 17, 2004 10:00:42 GMT -6
TMA: I am so offended by said comments by you men, I dont even know If I can bring myself to partake in this over the top rope battle royal. I am hurt and dissapointed by you amateurs claiming your superbness to a clearly expert assasin such as The Masked Avenger. I am coming for you all, rest assured.
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Post by LOVESTER on Jul 17, 2004 10:05:07 GMT -6
Joe Bear: Lets play a game, I will name a wrestler, you say the first celebrity they remind you of....Wreckless...
Drake: Axel Rose....I dont know it just popped in there...I think it has to do with the likeness with results from many years of drugs infuencing stupidity.
Joe Bear: David Capital
Drake: Hmm...John Kerry...indecisiveness...cant make his mind up on anything.
Joe Bear: Icon Chris Lee...
Drake: Also John Kerry, hiding behind something, in Kerrys case its Edwards, in Icons case its the big gold title...hahaha
(Scene Cuts)
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Post by "The Icon" Chris Lee on Jul 17, 2004 14:56:06 GMT -6
Lee- That was kinda' cute Drake. A little game, always good to get your mind off some things. See, I'm not gonna' take offense to being compared to John Kerry. It could be worse, could be George W. Bush. Now, lets no go there today. Politics aren't my cup of tea...I don't like tea...they aren't my can of beer...ha...there we go. Maybe you should go try to politic. That could be a nice career for ya' after I beat your ass Sunday night. Then again if you happen to earn a shot at MY TITLE! I am kinda' depressed, though. We pissed of the Masked Avenger. Dammit! I was looking forward to his comidic stylings in Montreal. God knows nothing funny is gonna' come from DC or Bennett. There probably still arguing about Dartmouth and Penn and the like. All this talk and anybody wants is what is destined for me!
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Post by David Capital on Jul 17, 2004 17:40:12 GMT -6
Capital: Actually Chris, I've already told everyone what Lovester's second career will be: oblivious dumbass. He couldn't possibly go into politics because people as inarticulate as he is never make it anywhere, especially not anywhere important like President. Oh...wait...well I guess that's only if you're a former President's son. "Fool me once...shame on...you...uh...um...we can't be fooled again!" Maybe Lovester does have a shot in politics.
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Post by "The Icon" Chris Lee on Jul 17, 2004 20:32:21 GMT -6
Lee- Ya' know what, Paul Drake reminds me a lot of Ron Jeremy. He is one big, stankin', ugly bastard who boasts about all his ladies. The real comparision is, the girls get paid to bang him...and you pay them to bang you. Amazing isn't it? I thought so. Chris Bennett must have finally been overtaken by his ego. I haven't heard from him in a while. As for David, well, your a good kid, and a good wrestler. See, I'm "The Icon", and well you the little guy who follows in my footsteps. That's the way it is, that's the way it'll always be! Deal with it, DC.
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Post by chrisbennett on Jul 17, 2004 21:18:06 GMT -6
(Chris Bennett is standing on the balcony of his hotel room, smoking a Dunhill menthol cigarette.)
C.B.: Some dissention in the ranks, I see. It seems as if Chris Lee and David Capital have some shit to settle tomorrow night. That opens the door for "The Danbury Dreamboat" Chris Bennett to drop in and walk out with the World Pro Cup. Lovester, good call on comparing D.C. to John Kerry. Like Kerry, Capital is nothing more than a boring motherfucker who slept with a certain person to make himself famous. In Capital's case, this person is none other than the self-proclaimed "icon," Chris Lee. Also like Kerry, Capital then gave some skirt the idea that she should be running with the big dogs. In Capital's case, though, the skirt isn't that ambulance chasing bastard, John Edwards, it's Miss Hepatitis C, herself, Kelly Capital. Get with the program, boys. There's no way I'm losing this match. If I were any of you, I'd avoid Montreal at all costs. If not, you'd better believe that you've got some standard-issue Danbury beatdowns coming your way.
(the camera fades to black.)
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Post by "The Icon" Chris Lee on Jul 17, 2004 22:34:24 GMT -6
Lee- There is no problem with David and I. See, that's just the way Chris Lee runs things. I call 'em like I see 'em and if you don't like it...get the hell outta' my way! It's pretty simple, Bennett. When you get to the point I'm at, you can voice your opinions without fear of repercussion. No one in there right mind is dumb enough to go after "The Icon" and no one is physically gifted enough to beat "The Icon". Those are just the facts of life...which I doubt they cover in the Ivy League. I will tell you as I told Drake, don't throw out shit about politics, I'll make you look stupid. I may have spent the last eight years in the wrestling ring and my body may be worn, but my mind is JUST FINE!
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Post by WpW admin on Jul 19, 2004 14:21:02 GMT -6
House Show rping has stopped.
Lots of posts this time, you guys are getting the hang of it, hope you had fun, some feuds may blossom from this.
Remember this is the only match in WpW where quanity of posts counts. The ONLY. The rest of WpW is quality based.
Most notable posts for The Cup this week
Lovester 15 posts Chris Lee 13 posts Bennett 7 posts David Capital 6 posts Two Ladies 5 posts
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