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Post by WpW admin on Jul 14, 2004 23:23:53 GMT -6
This weekend's house show is Sunday at the Belle Centre in Montreal Canada.
Federation Cup goes to the winner of an over the top rope battle royal at the end of the night.
House show results will be strictly a list of who won.(Mon or after GP) Nothing fancy to House show results I'll just be posting who won the cup and the matches if someone rps against a jobber.
Read the rules carefully as they are DIFFERENT than regular show rping. This is HOUSE SHOW EXCLUSIVE RP RULES. That means house show ONLY. Please do NOT start rping like this for regular shows.
1.)Roleplays begin Thursday morning @ 12:00am. (after wednesday's deadline)(House Show rp deadline is 11:59 Monday night)
2.) All Rps must be straight to the board. (no linked rps or pics)
3) ALL RPS MUST NOT EXCEED ( do not go over) 15 lines.
4.) For this award all rps must be posted as a reply. (Each week the board will start the thread, you reply under it.)
5.) You must WAIT until someone replies, before posting again. However NO LIMIT to the number of rp replies.
6.) Deadline will be Monday evening @10pm.
7. No limit on rps for this award.
8. There is a NO-LOSS record for houseshows.
9. You may enter as many people as you'd like.
10. Stay in character, on camera. Or it could get erased.
(If you want to rp for the house show but not in the Fed Cup battle then pick one of the jobbers on the Supporting Cast page and start a new thread and rp against the jobber.
If you have any questions email worldprobod@hotmail.com
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LAST BUT DEFINETLY NOT LEAST..... HAVE fun!!!
Follow the rules and reply BELOW with your rping to try and win the World Pro Cup! Turn up the heat and Let the battle begin!!!!!
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Post by "The Icon" Chris Lee on Jul 14, 2004 23:36:41 GMT -6
*Chris Lee flips his cell phone closed and tosses it onto a table near his recliner. A smile crosses his face.
Lee- Well, I'm not booked for a match this week. I know how much you good WpW fans miss "The Icon". So, I'm gonna' give you all something worth watching! Montreal, Canada, Chris Lee is coming! You wanna' see the WpW Big Gold Champion in action? I know my fellow WpW superstars don't. They know everytime I step into the ring, their dreams just got decimated! Chris Lee, you next World Pro Cup winner!
*The screen fades to black*
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Post by LOVESTER on Jul 15, 2004 1:21:57 GMT -6
(Drake lifting weights with Joe Bear)
Drake: SHoul I enter the World Pro Cup battle royal again this week? Last week the winnings of our bet from me winning the match turned out to be a disaster...
Joe Bear: Yeah, and then I ended up bailing you out...unreal...tell you what, thats your penence for me having to bail you out...you need to get in on the battle royal.
Drake: I dont know pal, 2 weeks in a row....although it could be cool if I keep winning it..like everyweek, hahah I will become a legend...well sort of....No worries, reguardless of this, I will win my big match, rest assured Mr. Bear!
Joe Bear: I have all the faith in the world in you...sign a strippers unmentionables with a sharpie, im sure you can handle a 4 way dance....
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Post by Two Ladies on Jul 15, 2004 8:31:23 GMT -6
Two ladies walk into the WpW office in Montreal.
Lady #1: She's entering the cup thingy.
Lady #2: Yeah I could have said that myself.
Lady #1: I'm just gonna watch the hot guys, and possibly hook up with one afterwards.
Lady #2: That is if Delilah hasn't already got them first!
Lady #1: That was mean!
Lady #2: You were thinking it!
Lady #1: hehe I know.
Lady #2: Anyways guys gals whatever I'd like a piece of the Lovester. hehe well His World Pro cup. (she winks into the camera)
Lady #1: Um yeah and I wanna piece of Chris Lee hehe I want to be with the Big Gold Champ. I think he has alot to offer and If he can wrestle like that in the ring Can you imagine...
(scene fades.)[/color]
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Post by LOVESTER on Jul 15, 2004 8:51:57 GMT -6
(Drake with a look of jubilation of his face)
Drake: Joey Bear did you see that buddy..haaha whoohoo...I told ya buddy, they flock to me, I almost feel guilty sometimes, I cant even control it.
(Referring to what he saw on the TV with the two women discussing the World Pro Cup)
Joe Bear: Dont get too cocky man, just because those woman want you doesnt mean you will repeat as World Cup Winner...
Drake: Pish posh, I am a winner ina ll reguards silly...haha..hey baby, if your watching this you mentioned the Big Gold championship as well, well Ill be your perfect man, because after goldpush when I get the # 1 contender match, and then become just that at Heatwave, youll be looking at the newest Big Gold Champ, and maybe, just maybe, if your nice, ill show you just how, BIG it is.
Joe Bear: You never get tired of those corny one liners do you?
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Two Ladies Ashley and Kailey
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Post by Two Ladies Ashley and Kailey on Jul 15, 2004 9:28:05 GMT -6
It was only moments ago since the Two ladies were seen for the first time.
Lady #1: I'm Ashley.
Lady #2: and I'm Kailey.
The Two girls sit down and watch the tape.
Lady #2 (Kailey): Actually I was talking about the pro cup Lovester, but since you offered, maybe after the show? We could share? Not the Cup of course that will be mine.
Lady #1 (Ashley): And Icon if you are still out their I'd like to ....
Scene fades.
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Post by chrisbennett on Jul 15, 2004 9:53:59 GMT -6
(We find The Danbury Dreamboat, talking on his cell phone in the Governor General Suite of the Fairmont Royal York Hotel in Downtown Toronto.)
C.B.: Federation Cup?....Who's in it so far?....Well, count me in.
(He closes the phone and tosses it aside.)
C.B.: Good news, wrestling fans. The Danbury Dreamboat will be in attendance Sunday night in Montreal. I'm not going there to brush up on my French, but I'm going to collect that World Pro Cup. It would look pretty nice in my trophy case, right next to my Heisman, Connecticut state football championship trophy, and the space I plan on putting that WPW World Title that I'll be winning. If there's one thing the Danbury Dreamboat loves, it's a good battle royal, especially one with high stakes. Let's fuckin' do it. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to order up a couple of bottles of Chianti and rock out with some beautiful Canadian girlies.
(The scene fades to black.)
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Post by LOVESTER on Jul 15, 2004 9:56:50 GMT -6
(Drake livid in front of the Tv Set)
Drake: Oh SNAP! Did you head that bearman?!?! What a woman...that beautiful baby is going to find out why they call me the Lovester (thrusts his hips a bit)...God her body is inspirational...
Joe: You are truthfully the master cornball...
Drake: If cornball means "of sex" in another language then yes, I am one helluva cornball...hahaha...whoohoo...I am going to have second thoughts about throwing this chick over the top ropes...
Joe: Just think, the quicker you throw her and everyone else out of the ring, the quicker you get her to the back for alone time...
Drake: You never cease to amaze me with your wisdom great joseph bear...now I know why I force myself to hang out with you...hahaha
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Post by "The Icon" Chris Lee on Jul 15, 2004 10:47:38 GMT -6
*Chris Lee sits infront of his television set, of course turned to channel 88, when he sees the promo cut by the two cute young ladies.*
Lee- Hum, I got into this thing just to have something to do on Sunday night. Now, maybe I can find SOMEONE to do, too. Don't worry, guys, I'll keep my eye on the prize in the ring, though. "Lovester" and Chris Bennett, I'm the hottest thing going in WpW right now. You CANNOT deny that! You two should be proud when your sitting on your ass outside the ring, 'cause "The Icon" doesn't like to lose...especially to two jackasses like YOU TWO!
*The screen fades to black.*
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Post by LOVESTER on Jul 15, 2004 11:00:52 GMT -6
(Drake sees Chris' squared and what they say and demands a reply) Drake: Icon, youve got to be kidding me..."Admit it ,Im the hottest thing in this fed" You want Paul Drake the admiral of sexuality to admit your the "hottest" thing in this fed? Pal, I will admit one thing, your off your frickin rocker. This is nice though Lee, youll have a little taste of your inevitable fate for when I dethrone you of that big gold title...I know my trek to get there has somewhat just begun but it is inevitable..be afraid my friend...Other Chris, Danbury Dreamboat...ok ,you might be a dreamboat in Danbury or wherever that is, but in the world of wrestling, hell in the world period, I am the true heart-throb...Heisman Trophy winner, must have missed that year of college ball, what were you D2AA? You go to UCONNCC.. Boys, girls, you are looking at the first World Cup Champ and the second...we will see you in the ring...
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Post by "The Icon" Chris Lee on Jul 15, 2004 12:06:22 GMT -6
*A look of utter amusement sits on Chris Lee.*
Lee- Paul, the closest you're ever gonna' get to this Big Gold title is when I walk my ass to that ring and send you flying out of it. Face the facts, son, I'm your superior. I am flat out better than "Lovester" Paul Drake! You don't want to believe it, so I'll just make sure you learn it! As for Chris Bennett...don't f**k with something you can't handle. End of story...I'm going to get drunk!
*The screen fades to black*
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Post by LOVESTER on Jul 15, 2004 12:29:14 GMT -6
(Drake takes another sip of his favorite beverage and shares a laugh with the Joe Bear)
Drake: Look at this guy Bear! Thinks the closest I will ever get to his title is this weeks World Cup Battle Royal. I am always one step ahead Chris, you said you were going to get drunk, I AM currently drunk (takes another sip)...you want to win this World cup Match, I am the very first very greatest winner of the World Pro Cup...I have bedded hundreds of women, you are still working on the single digits I'd imagine, if you've even made it that high... (looks puzzled after he says it) anyways....reguardless...You say you are my superious..I've only one superior and that is Madam Domination who I go to on only special occasions, and she is my mistress and I...(interrupted by JB)
Joe Bear: OK cool it on the lagers there champ...
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Post by David Capital on Jul 15, 2004 13:48:28 GMT -6
*David Capital, in his Lowercase Punishment, Inc. shirt and his UPenn workout shorts, sits watching the proceedings flying back and forth.*
Capital: This is one of the highest-brow discussion I've ever heard. I mean, clearly the quality of show you put on depends on how many women you've "scored"
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yeah right you objectifying, mysogynistic assholes. Chris, I'm gonna join you in that ring this Friday, and we're gonna BEAT Lovester down and throw him out, and we're gonna BEAT Bennett down and throw him out and then settle this thing for ourselves. But I'm warning you, Chris: throw even a single of those haymakers you like, and you'll be on the floor faster than you can think "Holy crap, I shouldn't've done that!"
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Post by LOVESTER on Jul 15, 2004 14:06:26 GMT -6
(Drake laughing at Capitals recent outburst)
Drake: Davey boy, davey davey davey...mm mm mm...Wow, you got me there I am speechless...How many women you scored has nothing to do with in ring wrestling ability...However it goes have to do with how much of a loser you are..hahaha...Im joking, remember kids, never have sex without a condom...Or in Capitals case, never at all...ZING!..haha..Hey Dave, by the way Kelly Capital, damaged goods pal...whoohooo...ask her about the Lovester Paul Drake..she'll tell you all about me...Tell you about my Lovemaker..well somewhat different than the one your going to feel...One thing in common though, once you get it, you will never forget it...isnt that right Kelly?..Don't hid it you little angel, your so pure....Come back to daddy, Why have Hamburgers Kelly, when you can have some juicy steak? (laughs)
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Post by "The Icon" Chris Lee on Jul 15, 2004 15:02:31 GMT -6
*Chris Lee just finished off another beer. He throws the can onto the floor.*
Lee- Dammit, Drake, you stupid son of a bitch! Don't start shit with me that you can't finish. Number One: I've layed more women down than you can ever imagine. I've been in this buisness for 8 years...8 successful years! With success, women seem to come pouring in, just wait and see after I whip your ass on Sunday! David, I have one thing to say...don't get yourself hurt. I'm drunk enough to kill anybody. Chris Bennett...you make me laugh. Infact, I'll laugh loudest when I kick your ass outta' that ring!
*The screen fades to black.*
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Post by LOVESTER on Jul 15, 2004 15:27:25 GMT -6
(Drake all cool and calm in his chair after seeing Icon flip out)
Drake: What kind of an Icon are you? Drinking beer ,anger management issues...you fit the bill for 94% of woman and child abusers in the United States today...see I'm not as stupid as you think...
Joe Bear: Yeah you are...
Drake: Intelligence aside, you claim you have laid many a woman down....listen man you dont have to lie to be cool...being yourself is what is really cool. Just because I have had sex with many beautiful women, and you want to be just like me, doesnt mean you have to lie on TV and say the kind of things I say that are cool and funny....however I do appreciate the fact that you emmulate me..if you were here I'd kiss your forehead...So lose the temper baby and lets have some fun this Sunday, lord knows I am going to...
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Post by "The Icon" Chris Lee on Jul 15, 2004 15:37:21 GMT -6
*Chris Lee is now absolutly plastered*
Lee- Damn...um...Drake...you know what...you absolutly suck. Hah, the truth is Pauly...I'm the Big Gold champion...and...your the Big Smartass, STD infected, jackass of WpW. I'm the one the people wanna' see. You brag about your women...most of them got paid...didn't they? Yeah...well...atleast I've never paid for sex...or boned my sister...oh, wait, that was somebody else....not you Drake. Ha, just wait till Sunday night...I'm gonna' bust you up like a pinita on Mexican Day. Haha...damn.
*Lee laughs uncontrolably as the screen fades.*
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Post by Ashley and Kailey Two Ladies on Jul 15, 2004 15:51:25 GMT -6
The two ladies look at each other and grin.
Ashley: I think we've accomplished what we set out to do.
Kailey: Yep get all the men mad at each other and let them eliminate one another, then we'll team up and eliminate them.
Ashley: What do you mean we? I said I was sitting on the side lines.
Kailey: C'mon Ash you need to help me. Maybe we'll get a contract or something after this.
Ashley: You know I'm the smart one. The ring is for men, not women. I'm not going to get hurt.
Kailey: Don't say that to the CEO.
The ladies look around as scene fades.
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Post by LC Higgins on Jul 15, 2004 15:58:09 GMT -6
Higgins: What would a spit-toon battle be without ol' Higgins here? You didn't think I'd come back now did ya? Well now I'm so old that WpW would not sign me for a contract. I remember back when I thought getting paid a nickel was something all I want is $200 a month and that woman in the office said something about me being a liability. Can you believe her? She's young enough to be my daughter, I outta...nevermind.
Higgins pauses then continues.
Now let's see we have our Icon, KC I mean DC and Lovester. Congratulations Lovester I said you remind me of me when I was your age. Then we have these two fine ladies. Come get some of the Higgmiester babies. I'm ready this week. Let's go!
Scene fades.
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Post by LOVESTER on Jul 15, 2004 18:02:00 GMT -6
(Drake now running on the treadmill watching the TV)
Drake: God these guys are brutal...STD!?!? I dont suck the dick...my man, you went too far with your little acronyms..STD - suck the dick...(Joe Bear whispers in his ear)...Sexually Transmitted Diseases,,,you are an animal ICON...I've never gotten sick from having sex before, unless you count the few times all that alcohol was involved...(Joe whispers again)...Oh its not like a regular cold..crabs! I hate those things that pinch you at the beach....god....Oh and as far as me paying for sex goes..we have a little saying that stays between us guys here in penis country...A hard dick has no conscience..and nother one for you..What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas...So what if I get a little overzealous at the strip joints when I have a few drinks...Bottom line boys, girls, and old man mcginty, the match and cup are as good as mine...
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Post by chrisbennett on Jul 15, 2004 19:03:20 GMT -6
(We see Chris Bennett collect two bottles of red wine from the room service guy at the Fairmont Royal York Hotel. Bennett is clad in a bathrobe and behind him, coming from the room, we can hear girls talking. Bennett tips the guy, sends him off, and looks into the camera.)
C.B.: Unbelievable! You guys sound like complete amateurs. I'd be surprised if the self-proclaimed Lovester has ever even seen a girl topless. And don't even get me started on Chris Lee. Last I heard, he was buying handjobs down on 42nd St. and 8th Ave. in New York. It's obvious that you guys are both virgins, because you just don't do things the right way. Guys like me, we're gentlemen when it comes to the fairer sex. You fuckers, on the other hand, sound like high school kids. Let's be serious, boys. There's only one true ladies' man in this federation. And his name is "The Danbury Dreamboat" Chris Bennett. Unlike Paul Drake, I didn't even come up with my own nickname. The sororities gave it to me back in my college days. When it's all said and done, though, you'd better believe that I'll be the last one standing in that ring. Then I'm just gonna head backstage and show those two lovely young ladies exactly why I got my nickname.
(He returns into the room, locking the door behind him.)
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Post by "The Icon" Chris Lee on Jul 15, 2004 19:04:33 GMT -6
*Lee's laughing his drunk ass off at Chris Bennett's promo*
Lee- Your right, Bennett, lets not get started on Chris Lee. See, I have something called the Big Gold title around my waist...and you don't. I have WpW victories under my belt, and well...you don't. After Sunday night, I'll have the WpW World Pro Cup....and you won't! I am the king of the mountain, I am the biggest cat in this match. I have the fans, the fame, and the fortune...you, Drake, Higgins, and Capital can only dream of being JUST LIKE ME!
*Screen fades*
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Post by Two Ladies Kailey and Ashley on Jul 15, 2004 19:20:03 GMT -6
Scene fades in to the two girls laughing.
Ashley: You know I think we're gonna like it here. These guys are pretty gullable, and easily turned on each other.
Kailey: Yeah well I have to agree with the Icon. He's the only true man around here.
Ashley: I dunno I think I wanna take a 'boat' ride if ya know what I mean.
Kailey: Well I think if I'm gonna win this I need to focus. It's like winning a lottery. You're just lucky when you win. I think I may have a chance though. Oh well we'll see Sunday, and Hey Chris Lee if you see this give me a call. hehe
Scene fades.
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Post by chrisbennett on Jul 15, 2004 19:28:46 GMT -6
(Bennett opens the door to find the bellboy still standing there. Bennett tips him, apologizes, and sends him off. He looks into the camera.)
C.B.: Why in Sam hell would I ever want to be like you, Chris Lee? You're Tier-2 and that's all you'll ever be. You're proud of your Big Gold title, as well you should be. I mean, there's no going up for you after that. That strap around your waist represents your best. Me, I'm headed straight to the top. It starts at GoldPush when I earn my right to fight for a chance at the World Title. The future shines with the glimmer of the Bennett name. And you have the nerve to say that you have the fans, the fame, and the fortune? Let's think about this for a second. First, I could care less about the fans. I'm in this business for myself and no one else. The fame...get real. You should see the names in my Rolodex. The fortune...hmmm....oh yeah, I'm a fucking millionaire! I live in Western Connecticut. You, on the other hand, are from East Bumblefuck, New Mexico. In all likelihood, you live in a pueblo with three or four Navajo roommates. Give me a friggin' break. That World Pro Cup has my name written all over it. You're no better than anyone, Lee. You're going right over the top with everyone else.
(he goes back into the hotel room.)
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Post by "The Icon" Chris Lee on Jul 15, 2004 22:35:47 GMT -6
*Lee has yet another beer in his hand.*
Lee- Bennett, you aint gonna' win that damn World Title match. You aint gonna' win no match...damn sure not the World Pro Cup match. You talk shit and you aint proved nothing! Your worse than Paul Drake! That's ok, though. I'm just gonna' go take care of buisness in Montreal. I'm not gonna' overreact and try to kill you or something for talking shit about my New Mexico home. I know what toughness is...they don't teach that in Danbury do they? NEGATIVE! Keep playing...better luck next time!
*The screen fades to black.*
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Post by Wreckless on Jul 16, 2004 3:55:48 GMT -6
Scene opens with Wreckless and Michael Williams sitting down at a restaurant wearing suits while eating their five star meals.
MW: So Jimmy. I was wondering if you were going to nominate yourself in this new title called the Federation cup.
Wreckless: Ah yes. I have heard of this from that arrogant Lovester. He won the last won didn't he?
MW: I beleive he did yes.
Wreckless: Perfect. I guess this will be a great fight for me then. Knocking of the champion. I can already smell the gold in my hands.
MW: I can't wait to win us our first match. and what a way to do it. To win some gold on our first win.
Fade to Black
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Post by LOVESTER on Jul 16, 2004 7:51:16 GMT -6
(Drake still running on the treadmill)
Drake: what an Iron man I am, still running on the treadmill (gets a look from Joe Bear doubting the truth of Pauls previous statement) We have the Icon Chris Lee, good thing its the "big" gold title because enough room for you to hide behind...Lee, I want you to just face it, this match will spark the beginning of a big feud with us because it marks the first step in my long journey to capture that belt from around your waste. Dreamboat, your just reliving your college years every day of your life. You might have been the Danbury Dreamboat back then, but now all you are is another guy in the locker room who isnt as good looking as Paul Drake...dont feel bad everyone falls into that category...Higgins, you old bastard, I dont hate ya but ya gotta go come rumble time...Girls, take a number cause the line starts right behind bennet for elimination...Hiiyooo!
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Post by David Capital on Jul 16, 2004 9:14:43 GMT -6
*David Capital gets out of bed, brushes his teeth, and heads to his sitting room. He turns on his TV and watches all of the stuff that has gone on since he last watched WpW TV.*
Capital: If being a moron was the ticket to winning this match, everyone here would be well on their way to victory. You guys keep talking talking talking but all I can hear is "My balls are huge! I'm drunk! I have sex all the time!" Here's what that means: it means "When some asshole gives me a low blow, I'm done; my reflexes are terrible, I'm an elimination waiting to happen; and my legs are so weak I can barely stand!" With that said, I defy any of you to say something about me. Drake's feeble attempt was that he's slept with my sister...yeah, I've never heard that before. Really original...asshole. I'll forgive Lee because he's drunk but he knows, at least in his sober state, that he wishes he was ME! I'm younger, in better shape, more skilled, better looking, and smarter. Of course, who knows if he really wants that anyway? But please, someone, I'm begging you...just TRY to engage me in a battle of wits. Please.
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Post by LOVESTER on Jul 16, 2004 9:59:56 GMT -6
(Drake on his cell phone)
Drake: Did you see Capital talking about a battle of wits.......I know right?!?! The best was how he went off about Bennet wanting to be like him and then was like, well maybe he doesnt want to be like me..are you a moron? Who says that, are you real, are you alive? Talk about a battle of with....your telling be JB...guys a waste of time...(turns and looks at camera shutting off phone) Oh and capital the thing is, when other people say they've been with your sis, and they are joking, thats one thing...I am dead serious, I made Kelly Capital scream like none of your submission moves ever could, exclusively Capital Punishment...Capital, you little twit...What I am going to do to you needs no long explination or elaborate description...I will toss your worthless ass over the top ropes, all beer and penis jokes aside, thats just how it is going to be.
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Post by chrisbennett on Jul 16, 2004 10:48:21 GMT -6
(We see Bennett stretching his arms out, this fine Friday morning on the balcony of his Toronto hotel suite.)
C.B.: David Capital, please give me a fucking break. You make all these cockamamie complaints about everyone talking about how good looking he is or how many girls he pulls. If I didn't know any better, D.C., I'd say that you're a little jealous. Your inability to score with the ladies translates to you pulling this whole, intense, ultra-serious wrestler facade out of your ass. Well, I see right through it. You can talk until you're blue in the face about how much smarter and more mature you are than everyone else, but it's nothing but a cheap way of averting everyone's attention from your sheer homeliness. And Lovester, I can't help but laugh when I see one of your promos. It's as if you purposely set out to embarrass yourself on national television. You need to take a step back, evaluate the going-ons around the WPW, and realize that The Danbury Dreamboat is simply a cut above you. Trust me, when you come to grips with this, you'll be a completely different person. Lee, you can go f**k yourself....plain and simple. You feel pretty good with that gold-plated Big Gold title around your waist, don't you? Well, you can keep it. Why on earth would The Danbury Dreamboat want to be number two, anyway? Still, I'm making damn sure I get my hands on you in that ring on Sunday, just so you can get a little taste of what's in store for Grendel and PDJ.
(The camera fades to black.)
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