Fed Cup LA thread May 27 2012

[Rocken Rob]

Los Angeles Memorial Sports Arena

May 27 2012
Deadline is May 26 2012 at midnight Board time

Fed Cup is an Over the top rope battle royal

Your wrestler could become FED CUP winner adding it's name to a historic WpW legacy!

The Federation Cup is open to ANYONE and EVERYONE
including guests or ppl who've never rp'd in WpW before.

WpW Federation Cup goes to the winner of an over the top rope battle royal.





Fed Cup will be strictly a list of who won & eliminations. It will not be a detailed Match description on the show.

Here's how to get in & maybe win!

Read the rules carefully as they have changed a little and are DIFFERENT than regular show roleplaying.

This is Fed Cup EXCLUSIVE RP RULES. That means Fed Cup ONLY. Please do NOT start rping like this for regular shows.


1.)Roleplays begin NOW.)

2.) All Rps must be straight to the board replied inside THIS thread only. (no linking or pics allowed)

3) ALL RPS MUST NOT EXCEED ( do not go over) 15 lines. Keep it short! Penalty will occur if this rule broken.

4.) For this match all rps must be posted as a reply here in this thread.

5.) You must WAIT until someone replies or one hour after your last post before posting again. No limit to the total number of times you can post however. Unlimited roleplaying!

6.) No limit on rps for this award. This means you may post UNLIMITED number of times until deadline. No daily limits if rules are followed.

7. Do not post pictures in your roleplays for Fed Cup.That means NO image, video, or picture is allowed to be posted in the body of your rp. Breaking this rule will incur the post scoring 0 as well as a -1 penalty.

9. You may enter as many of your wrestlers as you'd like however You must WAIT until someone replies or one hour after your last post before posting again. No limit on the number of wrestlers to be involved. If you use your main proboards account for a different wrestler of yours make sure the post is CLEAR on which wrestler is rping/entered in Fed Cup battle royal! This is so it will count for the correct star and so your opponents know who they are speaking against.

10. Stay in character, on camera. Fed Cup is where trash talking your opponents IS rewarded and also ENCOURAGED! Go for it!



If you have any questions pm Rocken Rob on these boards

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LAST BUT DEFINETLY NOT LEAST..... HAVE fun!!!

[Nathan Lucas]

NATHAN LUCAS: Like Muhammad Ali once said; THE CHAMP IS HERE!

Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages, the defending Fed-Cup champion is here and ready to take on all comers on the way to an unprecedented second consecutive victory. Now sure, other men have won multiple Fed Cups, but not in the adrenaline inducing, show stealing way that I plan to. Not to mention, when I get finished tossing Lucy U, Scooter, or whatever pathetic jock sniffer ends up between the ropes with me out on their asses... I'm going to have an encore performance in the Roy Lee Rumble, fighting through Grendel, Chris Lee, Rhemses Trekker, or any other geriatric legend of yesteryear before claiming this companies top prize.

So. With my humble proclamation made, and my challenge laid out... I have just one question.

Who's next?

["The Icon" Chris Lee]

Chris Lee: Who's next? Seriously, Nathan Lucas, who's next? That's original kid. The better question would be who the hell are you? A snot nosed, muscle-bound brat from the same cut as Robbie Milano and T-Bomb and those other clowns I dispersed in short order the last time I ran ruckshot over World Pro Wrestling?

Let me know what makes you special, boy. What makes Nathan Lucas different, legit. What dilutes your mind to the point you think you can rattle the cage of "The Icon" Chris Lee? I'm a former Fed Cup champion, son. I'm a two-time WpW TV champion, a former Continential champion, former Big Gold champion. The elite of the elite in World Pro Wrestling, a future Hall of Famer in World Pro Wrestling and a man who has done it all on my terms.

You aren't special, Nathan. You aren't unique and if you are so tempted to go toe-to-toe with pro wrestling's most violent man, chances are you aren't going to last long enough to establish a Chris Lee legacy.

[Nathan Lucas]

NATHAN LUCAS: Damn, Chris... take a deep breath and try talking to me without popping a blood vessel. I'm not actually as arrogant as that last rant made me sound. I was just so worried that I'd end up in the ring alone with Lucy U again that I had to run my mouth and hope that someone stepped out of the shadows to deal with me. We can talk about winning Fed Cups, Chris... but nothing compares to the low of winning one where that walking sack of chlamydia is your only opponent.

To be fair, though, I'm not the nobody that you portray me as. I'm a Golden Gloves boxer and a second degree black belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu. I'm an All-American wrestler, and I've won enough matches, titles, and accolades to prove that I'm worth not underestimating. You may not think I'm special, but the world champions and Hall of Famers around the planet that I've put down would say otherwise.

Keep banging your chest, Chris. Keep telling us how dominating you are, and I'll pretend that last time I saw you in a Fed Cup against Jeremy Adonis, I didn't see you get tossed out on your ass. You're not perfect.

I plan on proving that.

[Carlos Bruton]

Bruton: Remember this name?

Well if you don't know by now then you're sure as hell gonna having it playing back through your mind night after night after the Fed Cup in LA. It's been too long WpW and now you're all going to be able to reminisce on the days where Carlos Bruton performed poetry in the ring week after week. So it's time I wake up from my slumber in the beautiful Caribbean beach front, cut back on the weed and get myself back in the gym.

WpW... Carlos 'The Blaze' Bruton is back! Now that's something you can store in the memory bank.

[Nathan Lucas]

NATHAN LUCAS: Well, well, well... welcome back, Mr. One Meaningful Win.

I've got a question for you; what the hell makes you think that you can put down the blunt, throw yourself on a treadmill for the first time in two years and compete with the best of the best? I've been working my ass off for the past six months, knowing that once the WPW returned from hiatus that it was my time to shine.

You WILL NOT outwork me.

You DO NOT have the natural talent and athleticism to catch me off guard.

You WILL NOT beat me.

So says Nathan Lucas, the soon to be two time FedCup winner. The soon to be Roy Lee Rumble winner. The soon to be World Champion. It's good to see you back, but it's already Game Over... thanks for playing.

[Marquee]

Marquee: Oh my God. Seriously? Seriously? Three guys who have nothing better to do than talk about what they've done in the past? You see guys, this is why New Era had to take over WPW to begin with. This is why Robbie Milano, Sebastian, Lucy, and myself stepped into WPW. To weed out all the stale guys like you. To quote Janet Jackson, "what have you done for me lately".

You see guys, I'm the TRUE Big Gold Champion. I know your defense would be that I lost that title at November Reign. I didn't. I was never pinned. So on paper, that may be true. That's not a problem for me though, because Roy Lee Rumble is coming up and that gives me bigger and better fish to fry. I'm going to use this Fed Cup as a workout. I'll walk out the winner of both. Seriously.

[Nathan Lucas]

NATHAN LUCAS: So, I'm part of the problem because I mentioned how boring it was to beat Lucy U's ass like I was one of the black guys she's accustomed to... but you're part of the solution because you popped your head in out of nowhere and denied losing the Big Gold championship (despite the fact that it's draped on someone else's waist right now) and then made the same claim that I had already made?

Yeah, you're cool.

Pay attention, Marquee. That whole overly rehearsed speech about winning the Fed Cup AND the Roy Lee Rumble? I already made it. You're late to the punch, just like you were in the ring at November Reign. Don't worry, you won't get pinned in this match either. You'll get tossed out on your ass like a Taiwanese prostitute, post cream pie.

I guess in your world that makes you a winner?

[Marquee]

Marquee: Okay, Lucas, so maybe you aren't as old as Chris Lee or as stale as the one match bragger Carlos Bruton. Maybe you do have some entertainment value in this company. That doesn't mean I overlooked you.

And don't think I'm here to defend Lucy. She may be a bit of a loosey goosy, but she's a tough girl, she can fight her own battles.

You are wrong about something though, and that's me losing to you in any way, shape, or fashion. I will let Johnny Clown walk around with the Big Gold title for now. I'm not really that interested in it at the moment. At the moment I'm focused on winning the Fed Cup and the Roy Lee Rumble, and that's what I'm going to do. Seriously.

[La hija de Bomba]

Marquee, podría pensar que él tiene el frotar en el Reino de noviembre, pero no tengo los genes el talento y la habilidad para hacer el trabajo en la Fed Cup, Nathan Lucas como el hombre que usted es, usted puede ser de hecho un nombre por sí mismo en las Vegas de la Copa Federación, pero eso era entonces este es ahora! Carlos Bruton wow tu viejo, tal vez debería de retirarse se quedó, el hombre más violento de Chris Lee favor de la lucha libre, sí de lo que era digamos que usted sabe quién soy y quién es mi padre, pero eso es otra historia!

[Nathan Lucas]

NATHAN LUCAS: Sorry, Thunder c**t, I don't speak pool cleaner... go back to the Home Depot. The big kids are playing.

[Carlos Bruton]

Bruton: Wait hold the phone, now I remember why I returned to this place. This place is getting boring as hell and there's nothing worse than watching these generics downers try talk when I'm blazing up. Hey Lucas, you're going to outwork me? You've got what it takes? There's nothing I can do to stop you on your way to the top?

Please, spare me with this generic mumbo jumbo and give these fans the decency to speak your own words. We've heard the same old spiel time and time again from just about every clone that's walked into the WpW. You wanna hear the truth from me? I'm gonna live and train the way I have my whole career... with a blunt in hand. Sure you might have a body that makes your gayboys head's turn the way you like it but I've got the Caribbean soul and presence that was passed down to me from generation to generation. Good luck with training half naked in front of your boys, but I'll enjoy this win with the women in my corner.

[La hija de Bomba]

Thunder c**t, pool cleaner, oh I feel sorry for you Nathan Lucas, not only am I going to kick you right into the nut sack, but I going to make sure Marquee hurts you boy, bush wick bill, Carlos Bruton blaze up buddy just be sober for the fed cup cause I am going to move so fast you will feel high during our match, La hija de Bomba number 1

[Nathan Lucas]

NATHAN LUCAS: Let me get this straight... now I'm enemy number one because I said something other than the status quo? Well, I hate to break it to you, boys, but this is America... and I can say whatever the f**k I want, your opinions be damned.

Yeah, Pedro, I called you a pool cleaner. What do you expect me to do? The fans are watching this to hear us go at each other, and since you're so under the radar that I don't know a single thing about you, I had to resort to name calling. It's a juvenile play, but the only one that I had. Suck it the f**k up, and least I'm not resorting to threats of a nut shot. I called you a name, and you blatantly promised to cheat... bitch move, c**k breath.

Oh, and Burton? Maybe you think I'm boring, and maybe you think I'm generic... but one thing that I'm not is wrong. Train the way you train, and I'll do it properly. If you manage to put me in my place, you'll be just the third out of dozens that have tried. I welcome the challenge.

"Seriously".

[Marquee]

Marquee: You guys are talking about how boring each other are, and, well, I'm getting bored with that. This chitter chatter is getting is giving me a headache. Seriously.

Now Firebomb Juniorette....I know you have something to prove to daddy, and I'm the last to get in your way, but make sure you prove your points with some of the other "guys" in this match. Stay out of my way and we won't have any problems little cuz. Tell grandpa it's nothing personal.

[La hija de Bomba]

So, we got Chris Lee, Nathan Lucas, Carlos Bruton! OK so first we got this clown that’s old with week knees the we have a young jacked man that thinks he can walk in and bully me, 0k Nathan be like that, but then Carlos Bruton a former All time TV Champion , You lost that title on May 8, 2007, now who did you lose it too I wonder, still wondering well he is the one and only Firebomb! But like Marquee said , maybe ,Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 is on!

[Nathan Lucas]

NATHAN LUCAS: You know what? I understood you better when you were speaking Spanish.

I hope you all realize that none of this nonsense you're spewing will prevent me from winning a second consecutive FedCup...

[Carlos Bruton]

Bruton: La haji?.... lu huji?....los juju?.... look whatever your name is who give shit because let's be honest no one is going to remember you. Lucas might have prefered when you were speaking that pig latin or whatever it was but I personally prefer when you keep that mouth of yours shut. You're killing my buzz man.

Pfft who gives a shit if some hack named Fireburn or whatever beat me in a one off. Let his worthless ass come meet me again and we'll see what the real story is. As for the Fed Cup- you'll get your just desserts then.

Speaking of dessert, I could go some ice cream... damn munchies.

[La hija de Bomba]

Bruton you want us to remember the name but forget about the past, funny thing is that how could anyone remember you when there is hardly anything to remeber you about!!Burton wash your hair, Take a shower you freak, face the facts your a old washed up hasbeen but you were nothingto begain with in the first place!!!

[Carlos Bruton]

Bruton: Yo Marquee did you really think that I would forget about you? Well let's be honest who could blame me? Everyone here is spitting that I was a nobody who won only one real important match during the golden times of the WpW. So what does that make you? Someone who won just one meaningless match during the dark ages of the WpW. Come the Fed Cup I'll show up you and everyone else who's ever doubted me.

[Marquee]

Marquee: Seriously? Seriously Carlos? I've won one match in the "dark ages" of WPW? Have you smoked your brain completely dry?

First off let's discuss these so called "dark ages". The only time WPW has been in the "dark ages" was the time when people closed there eyes because they got bored with people like you running around. Mediocre wrestlers at best, doing nothing, yet bragging about everything.

Now, let's discuss my one win shall we? Do you mean when I beat an MMA World Champion? Was that my one win? Or do you mean when I won the Grab for the Grudge at Wrestival? Was that my one win? Or was is when I beat SST for the Big Gold Championship? Was that my one win? Was my one win during my countless victories both on and off screne? I'm not really sure which "one win" you are referring to. But my one win for you will be when I just win one Fed Cup in Los Angeles.

[Nathan Lucas]

NATHAN LUCAS: What the hell is this? Everyone tells me that I'm boring them, so I take a step back and this is what you guys talk about? Good God, May 27th can't come soon enough... I need to put you all in your places and shut you up...

[Carlos Bruton]

Bruton: Finally I've got to you Chris. Now there's a face that I can remember from the golden years, yeah Marquee I'm going to call it like it is. But damn Icon, it looks like the years have been rough for you. You don't look like the old dog who would tear through the competition... shit I wouldn't be surprised if you were less trained than me. I'm sorry to say it buddy but you're time has come and gone and its unfortunate that I must expose it at the Fed Cup. Keep well old man, enjoy your bingo and try not break a hip before May 27th.

[Nathan Lucas]

NATHAN LUCAS: Homeboy... you know Chris Lee hasn't said anything since May 7th, right? Homeboy either has "Icon" on his mind, or he's too stoned to know that I was the last person to talk to him...

Regardless of which it is, remind me of how he's going to beat me? Your fifteen minutes of fame are long over, Cheech Burton, find Chong and take your asses down the road.

[Carlos Bruton]

Bruton: Come on man I've already got the homegirls chasing me around so why do I need your jealous ass trying to get me to holla at you? Nah man you might swing that way and I'm all for love in the world but unfortunately I don't swing that way. Hey but all the best and I see you having a bright future now that Obama has endorsed your right to equality.

In the meantime though, don't take it the wrong way if I walk down to the Fed Cup in long tights rather than trunks.

[Marquee]

Marquee: I have to agree Nathan, it seems like Carlos Bruton has some problem with concentration. Maybe he has ADHD or maybe it's just that he's smoked away his brain. Maybe he's just a lazy ass and forgets what day it is. I'm not sure either way, I feel like he is going to be needing something for pain after the Fed Cup, both mentally and physically. Seriously.

[Carlos Bruton]

Bruton: Aye yo Marquee listen up boy. Why you hating on the lifestyle of a superstar son? Damn straight I smoke that grass every day, f**k them honeys at the drop of the hat and when I want to, get myself in the gym. I can get why you're so angry that I dominate in the ring with minimal effort while you're busting your ass to be second best. I guess we'll see who's got the better life when I toss you out of the Fed Cup. Till then keep on hating brother.

[La hija de Bomba]

Bruton, for one your no superstar,two Marquee has more tallent in his hair then you have in your whole body, three when you were the All-Time TV Champion lots of people have stated in interviews that they were beging the mighty Firebomb to come in and kick your ass, what he did, i just find it funny that for my age i have done more in WPW then you have! what is more funny is your hair and face have fun with the blow up dolls and your Bammer weed dude!!!!

[Carlos Bruton]

Bruton :Please excuse me if I get the translationw rong but I couldn't understand one word of trash that just came out of your mouth. I guess you're too use to things cumming in it. But anyway I'll try my best to speak retard, this is what I heard....

Grrrr Bruton...Carlos....grrrr mexicano.... taco.... I wanna suck Firebomb's dick.... please let me be on of you.... I'm not even the slightest bit relevant to WpW.... grrrr Fed Cup.

Couldn't have said it better myself La Bamba.

[Nathan Lucas]

NATHAN LUCAS: I guess it's time for me to poke my head back in and remind you all that no matter who's stoned, who's horny, and who's mentally handicapped... I'm the reigning FedCup Champion, and when June rolls around I don't plan on amending that statement.

It's time for me to be serious for a minute. Everyone and their mother knows I'm the best wrestler in this match. I've beaten Jason Mudd, James Raven, "Bigg Rigg" John Gambino, RJ Palmer... Lucy U... all except that last one world caliber competitors, and all except that last one people you've never heard of, because you're all too closed minded to look away from the limited talent you've got in WPW. Bruton, rattle off the names of people you've beaten? How many Halls of Fame do they reside in? How many World titles have they wrapped tightly around their waists? I've beaten the best, and you got lucky in a dark match once and won a Television title... stop talking, even when you make good points (which is rare) you're still in the wrong... you're not going to win.

Marquee? Remind me who beat you? A glorified jobber that masquerades as a champion now? Sure, you didn't get pinned, but you still fucking lost... hence the lack of 16 lbs. worth of gold on your shoulder. You know who beat me? James Raven and Jason Mudd. The end. Two men more gifted in the ring than half this roster combined.