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Post by WpW admin on Jan 12, 2011 6:21:06 GMT -6
Final Roleplay deadline WED JAN 19@ 11:59 pm central. Fed Cup Trenton(in-char event date) Friday January 21st, 2011 RP DEADLINE WEDNESDAY JANUARY 19 Sun Center
Trenton,New Jersey Fed Cup comes back to New Jersey! Fed Cup is an Over the top rope battle royalYour wrestler could become FED CUP winner adding it's name to a historic WpW legacy! The Federation Cup is open to ANYONE and EVERYONE including guests or ppl who've never rp'd in WpW before. WpW Federation Cup goes to the winner of an over the top rope battle royal. Fed Cup will be strictly a list of who won & eliminations. It will not be a detailed Match description on the show. Here's how to get in & maybe win!Read the rules carefully as they are DIFFERENT than regular show roleplaying. This is Fed Cup EXCLUSIVE RP RULES. That means Fed Cup ONLY. Please do NOT start rping like this for regular shows.1.)Roleplays begin NOW.) 2.) All Rps must be straight to the board replied inside THIS thread only. (no linking or pics allowed) 3) ALL RPS MUST NOT EXCEED ( do not go over) 15 lines. Keep it short! 4.) For this match all rps must be posted as a reply here in this thread. 5.) You must WAIT until someone replies before posting again. No limit to the total number of times you can post however. Unlimited roleplaying! 6.) NO single/same wrestler can post back to back. If you break this rule you will be automatically eliminated & deemed ineligible to win. Handlers may only reply to their OWN wrestler once per day to spark or generate action from opponents. Otherwise UNLIMITED on the number of times per day you may need to reply & rp to win Fed Cup! 7. No limit on rps for this award. This means you may post UNLIMITED number of times until deadline. No daily limits if rules are followed. 8. Do not post pictures in your roleplays for Fed Cup. If you break this rule you will be automatically eliminated & deemed ineligible to win. 9. You may enter as many of your wrestlers as you'd like. No limit on the number of wrestlers to be involved. If you use your main proboards account for a different wrestler of yours make sure the post is CLEAR on which wrestler is rping/entered in Fed Cup battle royal! This is so it will count for the correct star and so your opponents know who they are speaking against. 10. Stay in character, on camera. Fed Cup is where trash talking your opponents IS rewarded and also ENCOURAGED! Go for it! If you have any questions pm admin on these boards AND LAST BUT DEFINETLY NOT LEAST..... HAVE fun!!! Your wrestler could be the NEXT FED CUP CHAMPION!!!! Follow the rules and reply BELOW with your rping to try and win the Fed Cup! Turn up the heat as WpW's innovative most interactive roleplay feature Fed Cup is held and Let the battle begin!!!!! Roleplaying thread here BELOW is officially OPEN NOWWWWW!!!!! |
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EB Marcus
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Post by EB Marcus on Jan 12, 2011 12:12:07 GMT -6
Marcus: I know that in Biloxi I may have had a bit of a setback for the Fed Cup, but that's only because of Commie Kurinto sticking his nose in my business beforehand. I just want to let everyone know that it won't happen in Trenton.
Whether it be that one chromosome short of a retard skunk, or the world champion that everyone seems to hate, I'll leave New Jersey as the Fed Cup winner. I just hope I don't see anyone from that stupid show while I'm there or there may be another fight. Just line them up and I'll take them down.
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Post by Rocken Rob on Jan 12, 2011 12:53:46 GMT -6
Leroy: That’s right bitchs, every nigga out there is saying there the biggest baddest dude out there, well I am bigger badder then all them all them from my size 22 shoe to my 13 inch dick!EB What does that stand for Encyclopedia Britannica,East Brunswick or Easy Bitch. It don't matter Leroy is in the Fed Cup.
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EB Marcus
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Post by EB Marcus on Jan 12, 2011 13:06:34 GMT -6
Marcus: So this guy Lee Roy thinks he can compete in WPW just because he wipes Smokebomb's *ss all day. I got news for you, you're just a cheap trick monkey for your boss to laugh at. You may be bigger than most people in the world, but I'm still better in every single way. They say the bigger they are the harder they fall....well in Trenton prepare to fall hard, you glorified butler.
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Post by Rocken Rob on Jan 12, 2011 13:26:31 GMT -6
Leroy: nigga, Please, Hey Easy Bitch,a cheap trick monkey me, shit nigga, go sit on porch and be the redneck beer drinking bitch that you are , and quit playing games. You can call me a glorified butler all you want , but at least I get paid and laid in full Cause I am Leroy Bitch
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EB Marcus
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Post by EB Marcus on Jan 12, 2011 13:32:32 GMT -6
Marcus: Paid and laid in full huh? I'm guessing by both of those statements you mean that Smokebomb gives you his leftovers. Paid with watermelon or fried chicken. And when you're laid in full, I'm sure it means that you are full of, and infested, with all types of diseases.
Regardless of all your cheapshots about my former gimmick, I'm still walking out with the Fed Cup. You'll just have to order one for yourself from Lil John's ebay.
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Post by Rocken Rob on Jan 12, 2011 13:49:36 GMT -6
Leroy: Leftovers I don't take leftovers watermelon and fried chicken, why don't I take a waer melon put it on your head and Gallagher you while I eating my fried chicken Easy bitch
Leroy then Brings out Lucy U and Tracy with the Famous Lil Jon and the two start to Flow while the girls dance. .
Lil Jon:Hey! Hey! Let me see you get, a get low
Leroy: You Scared!
Lil Jon:Turn your body yo the, to the flo'
Leroy: You Scared!
Lil Jon:Let me see you get, a get low
Leroy: You Scared!
Lil Jon:Shake that ass girl, shake it fast girl,Shake that ass to the left to the right girl,Shake that ass girl, shake it fast girl,Shake that ass to the left to the right girl,Let me see you just, back, back, back it up
Leroy:Awww shit!!!
Lil Jon:Back, back, back it up Back, back, back it up Back, back, back it up Let me see you just stop wiggle with it Stop
Leroy:Yeah!
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EB Marcus
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Post by EB Marcus on Jan 12, 2011 15:15:30 GMT -6
Marcus: I have to say, sidekick, that you really amuse me....probably nowhere near as much as you amuse yourself though. I guess that Smokebomb's money and cheap tarts are more at your despense than I thought. It still doesn't matter to me daisy, because this won't be a battle of money, or rap, or eighties break dancing. This will simply be a contest of who can whip who's *ss. In that game, I'm an overachiever.
I do have to admit that, after this Fed Cup, if you ever get tired of being Smokebomb's lapdog, then I may once or twice need a tag team partner. You'll have to continue to play second fiddle, which you're accustomed to now, but at least you'll be playing it to someone with class.
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Post by Rocken Rob on Jan 12, 2011 16:15:37 GMT -6
Leroy: nigga, Please, I don't play second fiddle to anyone, I kick ass for a living, and kicking your ass is going to be fun, cause I see you Firebomb, and thanks, but me need no help I don't even need fifteen of my homies. Come on, bitch, show me, pick me up, throw me Lift me up, hold me, just like you told me! What you going do easy Bitch.
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EB Marcus
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Post by EB Marcus on Jan 12, 2011 17:32:39 GMT -6
Marcus: It's really funny that you think you kick *ss for a living. I'd love to sit here and flatter you by agreeing, but I seriously doubt it. I'd say you're probably closer to a shoe shine boy. I know that you, like your boss, like to think yourself as a pimp. You have to be able to sell something to be a pimp, and for that you have to have something of value. What you've got is just poor taste in employers, a few of Miami's beach rats on your side, and a complex from being made fun of as a child.
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Post by Rocken Rob on Jan 12, 2011 17:39:42 GMT -6
Leroy: nigga, Please you think just because advanced yourself from some white trash hillbilly hick got a make over like some gay bitch. like come queer eye for straight guy bullshit, instead of taking shit why don't go and get you bitch in order before you go out and make some girls gone wild DVD honky!!!
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Post by Jamar Matthews on Jan 12, 2011 20:40:50 GMT -6
Jamar Matthews is standing in the snow at a park across from the White House in Washington, DC
Jamar: I'm here to stand up fo' my rites and them be to go fo' Fed Cup agin. I's seen dis Leroy bringin' down my race and I in dis' Fedration cup race to take home da' Tro'fee. See I gots chyle supp'ort ta pay and I juss inspired by Pressdent Obama to win in Trenton but I here in DC cause I'm gone be at Elevation fusst.
The cameraman lowers the camera.
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Post by Rocken Rob on Jan 12, 2011 22:34:53 GMT -6
Leroy: Jamar, now that nigga is someone that should sell his sole to the Democrats, Obama don't care about you he don;t care about me, only cares about the in breaded hicks that put him in office cause they hate Bush and anyone that was his buddy, nigga please Obama only cares about the white men that put him there,so go back to that crack pipe nigga!!
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Post by Jamar Matthews on Jan 12, 2011 23:00:44 GMT -6
Jamar Matthews finishes watching Leroy's promo and grabs the cameraman to film
Jamar: I juss tryin' to make a livin' and Fed Cup is my way. You bess believe I gone do my bess Leroy and I's gone say somethin' at Elevation then come to Trenton to git wut I got comin'. Obama be da man dontchu be no playa hata foo!
The cameraman turns the camera off.
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Post by Rocken Rob on Jan 12, 2011 23:20:26 GMT -6
Leroy: nigga, Please, make a livin Come work For Firebomb, he will make you a rich man as long as you can handle some whores.
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Post by Jamar Matthews on Jan 12, 2011 23:25:42 GMT -6
The cameraman alerts Jamar Matthews that Leroy has responded. So Jamar watches it.
Jamar: I be workin' fo WPW so does yo bossman. I got chyle support and a can't be messin around with no hoes like you be doin. My woman be wantin always to take me to court fo' mo' money specially now since WPW done be got back she know I be gettin' paid mo' on th regular ya feel me?
Camera fades.
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Post by Rocken Rob on Jan 13, 2011 1:35:14 GMT -6
Leroy: nigga, Please,More money more cash more chilling,I spits the game for those that throw bricks
Money cash hoes money cash chicks
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EB Marcus
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Post by EB Marcus on Jan 13, 2011 8:16:21 GMT -6
Marcus: My brain hurts from trying to wrap it around what these two guys are saying. I need a whole new dictionary just to make it through. Don't get me wrong, it's not because they are black, it's because they are idiots. Lee Roy is right about one thing Jamal, you should just give up and go to work for Smokebomb. You can be his second lapdog. With employees like you two, his career would go down the sh*tter real quick.
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Post by firebomb on Jan 13, 2011 10:35:48 GMT -6
Leroy: nigga, Please, You talk shit about Firebomb and he is the one drinking champange out of it right now, cause Easy Bitch is a hack, last I herd Annie Lust, was looking for work, cause your dead weight Easy Bitch.
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EB Marcus
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Post by EB Marcus on Jan 13, 2011 20:03:03 GMT -6
Marcus: I'm not sure if "easy b*tch" is your little catch phrase or if it's something burned into your brain from your boss on those late nights on the road, but it'll never catch on. And as far as Annie Lust and Satin Clouds are concerned, they are very happy. There's no way they stoop as low as anyone as classless as you or your master.
Please, just give up now and save yourself the embarrassment of being the only man in Fed Cup history worse than Jamal Matthews.
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Post by Rocken Rob on Jan 13, 2011 23:00:57 GMT -6
Leroy: nigga, Please, my master oh please , can't hurt da player wanting earn a living now, can money come easy just like bitches , not my problem not my problem your name is EB Easy Bitch,
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Post by Jamar Matthews on Jan 14, 2011 0:26:26 GMT -6
Jamar Matthews: You all tawkin' say I'm worst eva in fed cup? You a-damn lie, EB mark. You ain't nothin' but a chickenshit lie tell people you going to go for TV title then you hide when the competishen be showing up. Carry yo' ass on befo' you go disrespecktin me FOO! And Leroy get yo game up more than one flimsy sentence if you gone try and out cut promos aginst me.
Jamar is furious.
Matthews: This is my job fo' years making you Foos look good and you disrespeck me, you mark? Fed Cup is my time to shine and I gots more to say at Elevation too. And I might even talk Scooter into entering Fed Cup comin' up in Trenton. So beleed dat Foo!
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Post by paulroach on Jan 14, 2011 13:17:54 GMT -6
Why don't all three of you worthless motherfuckers just give up cause obviously Paul Roach has found out about this shit and is wanting to get another accomplishment added to my all-time television title reign. Yeah, I said it I already know I’m going to win that garbage.
So Rocken Rob why don’t you take your dumbass back to Firebomb and go ahead and kiss his ass, wash his car, lick his balls, and do whatever else you punk bitches too.
EB whatever the f**k your name is I give you a bit more credit then I give this dumbass, but a bit isn’t a lot so back up too son cause I’m coming man and I don’t want there to be any casualties that don’t need to be there.
Now for you Jamal Mathews why the f**k you picking up a video camera? Why can’t you just look in somebody’s face and tell him or her what you think? Is it because you’re a pansy or maybe even a bitch? You’re probably both so shut the f**k, before I shut you the f**k up
The goes for all 3 of you worthless motherfuckers…Im gonna Smoke Y’all…HARD.
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Post by Rocken Rob on Jan 14, 2011 13:48:23 GMT -6
Leroy: nigga, Please, Paul is so loaded it can't even tell me a big black guy to A white Con man, by the name of Rocken Rob, All in the Kool Aid and knowing the flavor boy stick to to the stuff you all ready know Weed boy, And as far as the TV title go we all know the Champ is going to be Firebomb Bitch.
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Post by paulroach on Jan 14, 2011 13:57:05 GMT -6
Bitch, I thought I told you to shut the f**k up. Why the f**k can't you listen? Is your brain to fuck8ing small? Are you too stubborn? You know what I would slap you like the little boy that you are, but I'm going to until Trenton that way I can do it in front of the whole world and while i'm doing that I am going to make my little bitch just like I'm going to make your 'boss' FIrebomb my little bitch at Elevation.
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Post by Rocken Rob on Jan 14, 2011 14:31:29 GMT -6
Leroy: nigga, Please, You want some come and get bitch, I been in the ring with the best, and i am not about to let some weed smoking Tommy Chong wanna be stop me from winning the fed cup bitch.
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EB Marcus
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Post by EB Marcus on Jan 14, 2011 14:37:20 GMT -6
Marcus: And yet another uneducated fool enters the battle. Paul's last name would fit him on both of the terms. First, as pesturing insect that feeds on scraps. That's fine and dandy, because I'll leave Lee Roy and Jamal's scraps all over the ring for you.
On another term, a roach as in the leftovers of a marijauna cigarette. The worthless leftovers of a plague of an addiction. Basically garbage. Once again Paul fits his name.
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Post by paulroach on Jan 14, 2011 14:38:13 GMT -6
*Paul Roach yawns* Your comments Mr. Leroy are boring. I am coming to get some. You may have been in the ring with the best, but I'd bet my last dollar you lost. So, after I'm done taking your friends dream of 'beating a record'. I'm going to take your dream of winning the fed cup. Simple as that. You can talk all you want, but it's just going to make your beating worst.
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Post by Rocken Rob on Jan 14, 2011 14:44:32 GMT -6
Leroy: nigga, Please, You ant taking shit boy expect my size 22 shoe so far up you ass you will flossing with my shoe laces, Boy no c**k roach is going to be any issue for the family
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Post by paulroach on Jan 14, 2011 16:01:41 GMT -6
The family? What family? I only see you? Size 22? You big foot fucker. I'll be stomping on the foot, punching in that ugly face and sending it back to Firebomb so he can fix it up again.
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