Ulie Red
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"The Lightning Kid"
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Post by Ulie Red on Mar 31, 2006 10:36:41 GMT -6
Johnny: So Tony's got a redhead now. Always liked those redheads. Tony, I'ma be by the Landing Strip next time I'm in Miami. You'll have to see to it that some chic gets some "Head for Shouldas". Get it. Nah man, I gots mad respect fa' a business man like yourself, but respect is gonna' be out tha' window at tha' Hall of Fame. I know you got four cups unda' your belt, I got one. I'ma do all I can to get two. Hard feelings.....
Fuggetaboutit.
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Post by Tony Ruiz on Mar 31, 2006 10:48:37 GMT -6
The camera fades back to the private office of the owner of the Landing Strip Tony Ruiz.....He is still getting worked on by that sexy red head as he watches the latest promo from Johnny Shouldas......He laughs....
Tony Ruiz: Head and Shouldas. That's funny right there, don't care who you are.
Tony laughs....
Tony Ruiz: I know, I know, I should leave the bad redneck jokes to the Sweet Tea Bandit. But yeah Shouldas if you are ever around Miami, stop by. I've got the perfect girl for you. I heard you were a freak and liked the big girls. I know a girl that would be perfect for you, hell she's even got three tits.
Tony laughs....the red head pops into view and wipes her mouth as she kisses Tony on the cheek and leaves the office......Fade to black....
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Ulie Red
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"The Lightning Kid"
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Post by Ulie Red on Mar 31, 2006 10:52:50 GMT -6
Johnny: Woah, Tony...three tits? Sounds like some of the competition we're going to have at tha' Hall of Fame. Watch those "snowball" kisses, tea bagga', you can get some really bad breath from those. Why you think Jermaine aint talkin' anymore? He's brushin' those pearly whites so people can see him betta' afta' the sun goes down. Does' that mean I'm racists? Nah.....
Fuggetaboutit.
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Rain
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The Dark Mistress
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Post by Rain on Mar 31, 2006 12:13:17 GMT -6
The scene quickly fades in to Jamie Jackson seated befor a different set, still seated in a director's chair. He shakes his head as he peers into the camera.
Jamie Jackson: Tisk... tisk. Seems this Fed Cup actually has started to flow. In all this commotion, yours truly was truly.... Fuggtonabout.
Jamie enjoys a quick chuckle.
Jamie Jackson: So it seems my lil' threat to Ruiz and Shouldas panned out. Seems we've also drug Denn Mann out of his dusty cellar. Jermaine Owens still can't spit a promo. He gets himself confused with PDJ's lingo and FireBomb's moronic 'can speak a lick' routine, not to mention he's already aligned his name with POS, ort rather TDP. Moving on, we have the Tony Ruiz, the guy who wishes I were an actress... even though that term was thrown out years ago for actor. Too bad for us that Ruiz has been to busy eating pie to pay attention to stuff like that. He's to busy getting pink eye to do anything. And these (pats pecks) well Tony, they are what people call pectoral muscles.... mine are defined, which doesn't make me a lady. Tony, you should try working out and getting some muscles. As for Denny, he'll have his attitude adjustted at some other time.
Fade.[/i]
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Post by HWM on Mar 31, 2006 14:44:32 GMT -6
(Miller laughs as he watches the most moronic bunch of promos ever)
Miller: You kids are killing me here, three tits, head and shoulders, Ruiz going redneck, what is this Fed Cup coming to? We gonna have the "amazing" Firebomb enter this shit. The competition will drop to their knees, you all know not of the rage and anger that has been arisen in me. You cats have got to be jokin', Johnny Shouldas & Tony Ruiz? Where's the competition? If this is all I gotta deal with that Fed Cup will be in my hands by the matches end and I will show WpW what I'm made of.
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Post by jermaine on Mar 31, 2006 19:57:22 GMT -6
(The scene fades in where we see Jermaine Owens sitting down on his couch looking comfortable looking straight into the camera.)
JO: HWM put it out there and I am going to ask it too, what is this match coming too? We have Tony Ruiz talking about head rather than wrestling, we have Denn Mann speaking of a c**k contest and we have Johnny Shouldas kissing both of their asses. When it comes to Saturday Night's Hall of Fame I am going to make the match what it should be as soon as I step into that ring, a wrestling match, not an assclown contest. But to make things even worse, we have Henry W Miller joining the match. He asks where the competition in the match is. Henry, you're looking right at him. Miller speaks as if he is the greatest superstar to be in the ring, coming from a man who has only ever won the Big Gold Title which was held for a mere 36 days. These jokers don’t know where their place in the WpW is. But come Saturday Night’s Hall of Fame, I am going to put them over the top rope and into retirement. And that is going to be....HUGE.
(The cameras switch off as Jermaine Owens smirks into the cameras.)
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Post by HWM on Apr 1, 2006 0:40:14 GMT -6
Jermain, you have much to learn here in WpW. What Gold or Titles have you held in WpW? What greatness have you achieved in WpW, I bet you anything that to you success is a four letter word. You can't talk much about it, if you haven't had much of it. I am one of the stronger up and comers here in WpW, there are some times when I felt like giving up and walk away, but I have a willpower that's stronger than yours will EVER be. Retirement? YOU think that YOU'RE gonna retire me? Son, it's gonna take a hell of lot more than your words, which are like horses & dogs.... FULL OF SHIT! Come Fed Cup I'll happily toss you over the rope, you're just another object in my highway to success and there will be no pit stops, I will drive until I reach the goal. Teaching you to fly over the top rope and claiming the Fed Cup!
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Post by jermaine on Apr 1, 2006 1:23:23 GMT -6
(The scene cuts in with Jermaine Owens once again on his sofa staring into the cameras.)
JO: Henry W Miller puts out the question as to what I have accomplished and why do I have the right to question anyone else’s. Why you ask? Because I am confident that this Fed Cup will be as easy as Tara Reid. I know that when Saturday Night’s Hall of Fame finishes I will have the Fed Cup raised above my head. With people like the oWo and Henry Miller the task ahead does not sound very difficult. With the power advantage I will have in the ring and the obvious knowledge advantage it will not be hard to throw the newest WpW wash-ups over the top rope. I am all about the wrestling but my opponents are thinking otherwise, that is why I will win at the Hall of Fame Night. And the win is going to be....HUGE.
(The scene fades to black as Jermaine Owens stares into the cameras.)
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Rain
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The Dark Mistress
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Post by Rain on Apr 1, 2006 8:11:13 GMT -6
The scene opens as Jamie seats on a large comfortable chair in his Marriot hotel room, the feed is directly from the island of Sri Lanka.[/color]
Jamie Jackson: Holy dick! Did I just hear what I think I heard? Did Miller just call Owens a German... maybe it was Jermain, but those two words sound awfully a lot alike. That fat bastard always gets a chuckle from me, be it from his promos or from his horrid in-ring abilities. Homeboy looks like one of those scrappy bums I saw th' other night while watching BUM FIGHTS '06. Sorry bums, that was a slap in your faces, no more degrading ya'll to HWM's level. Come next week you'll all be in awe as I fling bodies out of the ring faster than a crackhead goes through an baking powder. Chant my name Denn Mann, cuz we all know you ain't got my game. Sure you've passed me by, but sh*t son you ain't seen nothing yet. Unlike you I ain't gotta hide my grill behind a red and black mask to get fine neddin like Delilah... Cuz I got mine banded for life. (he shows his wedding band on his ring finger) And as for that greaser Ruiz... his back is aching for canvas, and I'm going be the one to put him there. Sh*t son, homie better stay with his brauds, cuz that's th' only way he's coming out on top.... WOOT!
The scene fades and Jamie nods his head arrogantly.
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Post by jermaine on Apr 1, 2006 9:40:11 GMT -6
(The scene cuts into Jermaine Owens standing in front of the cameras.)
JO: This match has become as worse as Henry Miller's Big Gold Title reign. We got guys talking s*** about absolutely nothing, a guy who wishes he was a mobster kissing the a**'s of the clowns, a pathetic wrestler wishing he was someone great and a 'homie' who is selling out Simple Simon Terry. I can't wait until Saturday Night's Hall of Fame arrives because once I am through with them, all they will be trying to do is avoid the ring at all costs, not ranting around like idiots. I am going to set the records straight, make their name less significant and make my name in the WpW...HUGE!
(The scene then fades to black.)
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Ulie Red
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"The Lightning Kid"
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Post by Ulie Red on Apr 4, 2006 1:52:52 GMT -6
Johnny: Looks like tha' legend of WPW has returned to tha' Fed Cup to receive anotha' ass whoopin' from...well pretty much everybody. I'm sure even tha' "huge" guy himself will get in on that. It's cool, even Goldpush needs a few jobbas', and I don't mean like the hut. Henry Milla.......
Fuggetaboutit.
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Post by Tony Ruiz on Apr 4, 2006 13:23:44 GMT -6
Scene opens to the Landing Strip where we see Tony Ruiz sitting at the bar having a few drinks and talking to his bar keep Bob....Bob has the television set on channel eighty eight so Tony can keep track of the fed cup promos.....
Tony Ruiz: How bout another one chico?
Bob The Barkeep: Don't you think you've had enough there Tony?
Tony takes the last sip of his Tequila and slams it down on the counter...
Tony Ruiz: Hey Yo! Last time I checked you worked for me chico, now poor me another glass before I get angry.
Bob pours Tony another glass of Tequila....
Tony Ruiz: Can't you see Bob, I'm in training for the fed cup. Like I always say, Get Drunk, Get Laid, Do what ever, but in the end Tony's looking better than ever! And with my fifth fed cup victory, I'll look even better.
Tony downs another shot as the camera fades....
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Post by jermaine on Apr 4, 2006 19:05:09 GMT -6
(The scene opens up as we see Jermaine Owens standing with Scooter in a parking lot of a gym.)
Scooter: Wow I found you! That's a first for me! So Jermaine, you're in the ultimate Fed Cup this week. Your thoughts?
Jermaine Owens: Well I wouldn't really call it an ultimate Fed Cup because I am the only superstar out there who can't be stopped. The only superstar in this match who has even the slightest chance out there apart from me would be the four time Fed Cup Champion Tony Ruiz, who is spending his time drinking away the little talent that he once possessed. When we have superstars like the WpW veteran Henry Miller who has nothing big to show from his career, it leaves us newcomers to the WpW some comfort to know that this is all ahead of us. Let's hope that Johnny Shouldas can fight better than he can speak English or else he will be out of the match as fast as he can say Fuggetaboutit. There has been a lot of talk about this match and the only real truth that has come out of it is that the superstar named Jermaine Owens will walk out with the Fed Cup high above his head. From there on, anything I do will be...HUGE!
(The scene closes out as Jermaine Owens walks away with his sports bag into the gym and Scooter smiling at the camera with a big thumbs up.)
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firebomb
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Post by firebomb on Apr 5, 2006 3:30:20 GMT -6
Scene opens to Firebomb staning in his hotel room
FB: Surprise surprise guess who has desided to enter the fed cup on hallof fame night.
Cissy Miyas walks wearing some spandex and puchs Firebomb aside.
CM: You glory hound You have to much to do all weekend. So if anyone is going to enter it is going to be me. Becouse I miss the ring and it gets boring being some eyecandy sidekick so i just going to have to enter Jermaine Owens bether watch out Tony Ruiz is washed up Johnny Shouldas well he is kinda cute.
FB: WHAT!
CM: Well he is, and you can have your little fun, i am going to have some myself Jamie Jackson boy some thing that looks this nice can fight so watch out and Henny Miller .
FB: Miller you will get yours even harder the next night if you even laid on hand on my lady again.
CM: I can take care of this myself, people even you seem to forget that i was a ML Tag Team Champion .
FB: I never forgot i even remember who beat you and your parther for the belts also.
CM: FED CUP the eye cady becomes Poison people
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Post by wpwinsider on Apr 5, 2006 7:20:05 GMT -6
Fed Cup cameras fade in to an announcement.
"Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann has been suspended by WPW for 30 days beginning April 5th,2006. He will not be allowed at WPW events until May 5th,2006. Hall Of Fame Saturday Night Event. He will be allowed to compete in Fed Cup as advertised but due to his suspension is not expected to win his second Fed Cup. No reason is being released at this time on why he is suspended.
Fed Cup cameras return to regular rotation of promos.
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Post by Tony Ruiz on Apr 5, 2006 8:09:49 GMT -6
Tony is still at the bar at the Landing Strip.....He just watched the announcement made on WpW TV about Dennis Mann being supsended.....
Tony Ruiz: Looks like they finally caught up with Denny boy. Oh well at least he'll still be in the match to help me throw these chumps out of the ring. But then again, with the chumps in the match, who needs Denn's help. Denn or no Denn looks like Tony's on his way to his fifth fed cup victory.
Tony takes another swig of Tequila as the camera fades....
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Post by jermaine on Apr 5, 2006 8:24:46 GMT -6
(The scene opens up with Jermaine Owens once again standing in front of a WpW camera ready to speak his mind.)
Jermaine Owens: With Denn Mann out of this week’s fun it looks like I am going to have to wait until Saturday Night's Hall of Fame to hear from him. And at the Hall of Fame night all I will hear is his voice beg for mercy. Tony Ruiz doesn't seem too big now that he doesn't have his seven foot Frankenstein by his side, at the Fed Cup it is going to be the same story after I eliminate him and then finish off the competition. I have come out here with a goal and that was to make as big a impact to the WpW as I could and no one out there is good enough to beat me, not even the Four Time Fed Cup Champ. Once I am though with my easy competition, I will have made an impact to warn the WpW superstars that there is no stopping me. And the impact will be...HUGE!
(Jermaine Owens looks straight into the camera with a mean stare and then walks out of the scene. Fade to Black.)
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Post by Tony Ruiz on Apr 13, 2006 9:59:45 GMT -6
The scene opens up to the Landing Strip where Tony Ruiz is in his private office....
Tony Ruiz: I see that TDB can't keep him huge mouth shut. That huge mouth of his is goign to get him into trouble come time for the fed cup. He's trying to make a name for himself in WPW by winning the fed cup? The only way your going to make it huge in WPW is by winning four or more of these fed cups. I'm on my way to my fifth, rookie. So why not shut your huge trap and let the vets handle things.
Tony laughs as the camera fades....
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Post by Johnny The Pirate on Apr 13, 2006 10:44:09 GMT -6
Th wee little pirate of WPW Johnny The Pirate is reached by Fed Cup cameras as he sails down the Mississippi River. The cameras board his pirate ship so he can address Fed Cup competition.
[glow=yellow,2,300]
JthP:: Arrgggh Tis I mateys. Here to save Fed Cup and be champeen once ah-GAYNE!!! Ye Scarface Cubana man Tony Ruiz has goals set fer me booty. Th Fed Cup. Me wants th Fed Cup chalise fer me own once ah-GAYNE!!! Shall I speaketh of a rookie soo clueless he speaks just like Tommy B Powers and his once fallen gibberish. NAY I SAY. NAY! [/glow]
JthP's trusty parrot Rusty then squawks.
[glow=red,2,300]Rusty:: RAWK!!! Jermaine is a Jack-Off. RAWK! Jermaine is a Jackoff![/glow]
[glow=yellow,2,300]JthP:: Shiver me timbers! What he does in his landlubbin time tis his own bizness.[/glow]
Rusty squawks again.
[glow=red,2,300]Rusty:: RAWK!!! JO means Jack Off JO means Jack Off RAWWWWK!!![/glow]
JthP catches Rusty and puts his little grubby hand over his parrot's mouth as the Fed Cup camera cuts off.
Comic Gold Productions
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Post by Tony Ruiz on Apr 13, 2006 10:53:35 GMT -6
The camera fades in to The Landing Strip where Tony just got finished watching the latest Fed Cup Promo from the wee little pirate.....
Tony Ruiz: Hey Yo! Wee Man how bout I make you a deal. I'll have one of my girls give you a free lap dance next time your in Miami, if you keep on making me laugh by talking about TDB. You little freak.
Tony laughs as we fade....
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Post by Johnny The Pirate on Apr 13, 2006 11:14:24 GMT -6
Th wee pirate is shown Tony Ruiz comments on a wee little monitor. He then covers his crotch area to hide something.
[glow=yellow,2,300]JthP:: Me lil one-eyed personal pirate has grown to attention with th thoughts of ye Cubana cuties. Arrrggghhh. Me loves me some debautchery. Tis a deal. Ye wenches will please me 2 and 1/2 inches to th fullest and I shall drink from me Fed Cup chalise when I attend yer fine Miami establishment some day![/glow]
The camera fades as JthP grabs a bottle of hand lotion off of a barrel on the deck of his ship and disappears to the lower quarters.
Comic Gold Productions
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Post by Tony Ruiz on Apr 13, 2006 13:10:21 GMT -6
Tony watches wee man's latest fed cup promo and gets a disguested look on his face....
Tony Ruiz: Hey Yo, wee man, a little too much information there. Keep that wee little thing to yourself. Who knows I might be able to offer you the services of my littles dancer named shorty. She's about your size and he loves to play dress up.
Tony laughs as we fade...
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Post by Johnny The Pirate on Apr 14, 2006 13:17:30 GMT -6
Fed Cup cameras catch a glimpse of JthP's pirate ship docked at the port of Galveston in Texas not too far from Houston. The wee lil' pirate waddles down the plank to the dock.
[glow=yellow,2,300] JthP:: Argggg Mateys tis I aye landlubber such as those in th Fed Cup best not try to wrestle me booty frim aye! Me trusty first mate is left in me boat cause tis time fer me to take care of bizness!!! Tis time fer me to land at Wrestival Three. I cannot let th ebony vacationer TDB Jermaine Owens grab me booty and turn Wrestival into RESTival. Tis time fer work and me here to do some!!! Stand back ye landlubbers! Th Pirate TIS here!!![/glow]
The little 3 foot pirate waddles past the Fed Cup cameras up the stairs to land.
Comic Gold Productions
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Post by Tony Ruiz on Apr 14, 2006 13:21:20 GMT -6
The camera fades into the Landing Strip where Tony is sitting at the bar watching the latest Fed Cup promo.....
Tony Ruiz: Hey Yo! The wee little pirate has one thing right. I wonder if Tommy Powers saved up his vacation frequent flyer miles and donated some to the darn black man who talks about how huge he is or how huge he's going to be, or something along those lines. Maybe they went to vaction together for fear of Johnny entering the fed cup. And I don't mean shouldas. That midget cracks me up meng.
Tony laughs as we fade...
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Post by Johnny The Pirate on Apr 14, 2006 13:31:34 GMT -6
Johnny the Pirate reaches a pub at the port of Galveston but the bouncer at the door cards him. Fed Cup cameras catch all of this.
Bouncer:: ID bub?
[glow=yellow,2,300]JthP:: Me has no ids. I caught a case of th clap once from a nasty wench on the Medateranian Sea.[/glow]
Bouncer:: ID. Identification. Not some disease.
[glow=yellow,2,300]JthP:: Arggg. All ye had to do was ask me name. Me name tis Johnny th Pirate. Let me in yer establish to drink ye finest brews! Make way![/glow]
The bouncer puts his large hand on JthP's pirate hat to stop him from entering. JthP looks up at the bouncer. JthP then looks down. Sweeps his little leg back and then kicks the bouncer in the shin.
Bouncer:: OUCH!
[glow=yellow,2,300]JthP:: Eeek![/glow]
JthP then waddles as fast as he can down the street as the Bouncer limps off running after him holding his leg!!
Comic Gold Productions
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Post by Tony Ruiz on Apr 14, 2006 13:36:16 GMT -6
Tony Ruiz is sitting at the bar of the Landing Strip (which he owns) as he watches the latest adventures of Johnny Th Pirate....
Tony Ruiz: Hey Yo! Someone should really help that pour little guy out. What ever bar that was down in Texas I should call and report them for discrimination. They have no right to treat the little guy like they did. Johnny, chico, wee man, come down to Miami, my club won't treat you that way. In fact, I just hired a new dancer that would be perfect for you. Her name is Strawberry Shortcakes and she's a big fan of yours.
Tony laughs as the camera fades....
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Post by Johnny The Pirate on Apr 14, 2006 13:51:15 GMT -6
JthP ducks into a tattoo shop. Two very attractive but trashy young women stare at th wee little pirate as they wait to get tattoos or piercings. Fed Cup cameras catch up and stand at the door.
Woman 1:: Hey little guy.
The first one pinches his cheek.
[glow=yellow,2,300]JthP:: Argg wench get yer hands off me![/glow]
JthP turns around.
[glow=yellow,2,300]JthP:: All ye Fed Cup seekers be warned! No one will git thar hands on me or me Fed Cup booty!!![/glow]
The tattoo artist says "Next".
[glow=yellow,2,300]JthP:: Cause if ye do, I'll TATTOO yer asses with me shiny boot!!![/glow]
"Well ok whatever you say." The Tattoo store artist walks over to JthP whose back is turned and picks him up.
[glow=yellow,2,300]JthP:: Put me down!!![/glow]
Tattoo Artist:: Ok big shiny boot on your buttocks which cheeks Right or Wrong side?
[glow=yellow,2,300]JthP:: Noooo WRONG!![/glow]
"Left it is!" The Tattoo artist bends JthP over on the table. The loud tattoo needle machine gets started. Fed Cup cameras fade out as the women laugh at JthP's bent over bare bottom getting tattood as his little feet kick.
Comic Gold Productions
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Post by Tony Ruiz on Apr 14, 2006 13:58:44 GMT -6
The scene fades to Miami and the Landing Strip club and four time fed cup winner Tony Ruiz is sitting at the bar watching the latest adventures of everyone's favorite umpa lumpa Johnny Th Pirate.....
Tony Ruiz: Hey Yo! Wee man best learn to speak more plainly. That's gotta suck having a boot tattooed on your ass. Oh well he best get used to boots being on his ass cause I'm going to boot him right out the ring during the fed cup match. No matter how funny you are chico, when it comes down to it your just someone else I have to throw out of the ring on my way to my fifth fed cup victory.
Tony picks up a tooth pick and puts it in his mouth as the camera fades.....
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Post by Ryansup on Apr 14, 2006 16:14:21 GMT -6
This event will take place on Sat May 6th. Houston,TX (deadline Friday April 14th, 5 pm central)
Deadline has now passed
thanX
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