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Post by Chasm on Feb 21, 2006 14:27:55 GMT -6
Hey, Johnny. Do me a favor and lay off the drinking until after the fed cup because I don't want to hear you bitch about how I kicked your ass and then blame it on you being hungover or drunk. Now that's out of the way. JJ so it looks like we might be having that match after all which is going to be great because then we both will see that you are not in the same league as me and then the rest of the WPW roster will see that Chasm is back and better then ever
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Post by Ulie Red on Feb 21, 2006 14:45:50 GMT -6
That Wrestler Johnny has made his way down to the hotel gym for a workout. The camera crew still following.....
Johnny: Damn, guess I need ta' get up and do some workin' out. Those two are really worried about me. It seems like they got some kinda' mother hen complex or sumthin'. They sure worried that I'm drinkin' to much. Hell, I don't even drink alot. I usually cut it off bout' six or eight beers a day. Those guys really need to worry about themselves and these arms that I'ma use to throw em' outta' tha' ring with. Drinkin' too much. Shees......
Fuggetaboutit.
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Post by Chasm on Feb 21, 2006 14:50:13 GMT -6
To tell the truth Johnny I couldn't care less if you came to the ring smashed, it is just I don't want to hear any bitch about why you lose and don't you worry because I have not forgotten about little old JJ, saying he is going to be the first one on my list and then it will be you. So gets those arms ready because this is going to be a match to remember
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Post by Rain on Feb 21, 2006 16:32:48 GMT -6
The feed opens with Jackson seated in a dark room, sipping a Miller High Life.
Jamie Jackson: Little old JJ? Damn you are quite moronic aren't ya'? Standing six and a half feet tall, and weighing in at nearly three bills... that ain't small homeboy. I think ya'll have been drinking a bit too much, talking out yer asses an all. Bottom line is Jamie Jackson is setting a new standard for the WpW. First he takes the Fed Cup, then he takes his debut at Gold Push in Montreal.... then what? There ain't nothing stopping Jamie Jackson, not here, nor anywhere!
Feed ends.
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Post by Chasm on Feb 21, 2006 16:43:13 GMT -6
Ok so what you are 6'5 and weight almost 300 lbs. Well I'm 5'11 and 245. All I am saying is that you don't scare me and it does not matter how big you are because nomatter what I will always look down on you little man.
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Post by Rain on Feb 21, 2006 17:55:04 GMT -6
Jamie shakes his heads as his feed opens.
Jamie Jackson: Chasm, you remind me of... well i better not say, it might just offend some of my younger fans. Let's just put it simply as the size of a certain... (grabs his groin) organ when I was about six or so... nearly six, stout and bald as a Qball. you my friend are as good as gone... as Johnny says,
Fuggetaboutit.
Feed ends.[/b]
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Post by Ulie Red on Feb 22, 2006 1:28:17 GMT -6
That Wrestler Johnny is just finishing his two hour workout and going back to his hotel room....
Johnny: Woah, yous two fightin' ova' who's tha' biggest. I'm bettin' that ya' both big...big p*ssies. I don't usually use such foul language. Yous two gonna' get what's comin' to ya'. If not from me, you both will probably beat tha' holy hell outta' each otha'. Jus' rememba' guys, wrestlin' aint to spectata' sport. I'ma be there ta jump right up in ya faces in between all the bumps and bruises ya' given' each otha'. Chasm, Jamie, ya' little overblown pissin' contest, you guys betta'.....
Fuggetaboutit.
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Post by Rain on Feb 22, 2006 3:38:59 GMT -6
The feed opens as Jamie awakes in the middle of the night, and spots the most recent TWJ promo on Channel 88. As he rubs sleep form his eyes he begins his rant.[/b]
Jamie Jackson: So lemme get this right. This Johnny Chimpo talks some shit because Chasm was claiming he was larger, or whatever that me? Didn't this fool babble on and on about how dem shouldas were made through hardwork and liftin' weights in da' gym? This guy just isn't all there folks. He's a few short of the deck, if ya' feel me. The only thing I do agree with Chimpo is that I'm going to beat the holy hell out of Chasm. But he failed to mention I'll toss his ass, and that mohawk kid Kamikaze, and whoever the hell else that enters my Fed Cup match.
Jamie yawns, then smiles at the camera.
Jamie Jackson: I can taste the red wine from my own replica Fed Cup right now.... MMMM. That cup is mine for the taking, and there isn't a damn thing any Italian bruiser, or anyone else can do about it... so Johnny, take your own advice, and forget about it.
Feed ends.
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Post by Ulie Red on Feb 22, 2006 4:19:49 GMT -6
Johnny's back at his hotel room......
Johnny: This is jus' gettin' better as I go. Jamie, like I told JC Kamakaze, I aint neva' claimed to be tha' smartest guy on tha' block. Yeah, these shouldas are big. Yeah, I got em' from tossin' mamalukes outta' my uncles shop. Yeah, I hit tha' gym as much as I can. Yeah, I'ma big f*cka. I know yous guys are big too, but I don't care. While yous two are measurin' pecka' sizes, and who's arms are bigga' I'ma be tossin' ya' asses out to tha' floor. And Jamie, red wine, man if ya' so interested in showin' Chasm that you're a man, then step up and get a real man's drink. Naw, nevermind, you aint winnin' the Fed Cup anyways.....
Fuggetaboutit.
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Post by Rain on Feb 22, 2006 5:19:28 GMT -6
Jamie's feed opens.
Jamie Jackson: It all isn't about being the biggest man, or being a most manly. It's all about the cup, the Fed Cup that is. Don't knock my fine taste just because that's something you lack. All this about measuring you're pecka' or what not... that lacks class, and isn't suitable for WpW programming. Scum like you and Chasm makes me sick! This Fed Cup is going to be pleasureful as I toss your idiotic asses over those ropes to obtain my first taste of glory here in WpW. See you two in Canada, if you can get a passport.
Feed ends.[/b]
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Post by Ulie Red on Feb 22, 2006 7:20:01 GMT -6
Johnny: That's all cool with me, Jamie. I ain't never claimed to have class eitha'. I'm just an average Italian everyday Jersey fella' waitin' for his fifteen minutes of fame. Tha' world aint gonna' change whether I'm drinkin' red wine with my pepperoni pie, or I'm drinkin' a beer. See, this world aint built on class whetha' we're in America, Canada, or even Australia. I've already got me a passport, bought it on a trip to Italy with my grandpa when I was nineteen. So, I'ma be in Toronto and full of jubilation and vigor, so be ready for me, Jamie. Don't worry, kid, I'm beginnin' to like ya'. Naw....nevermind, I'ma kick your ass too....
Fuggetaboutit
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Post by Rain on Feb 22, 2006 9:19:28 GMT -6
Jackson's feed opens as he has just watched the last remark by Johnny. He shakes his head and cracks his knuckles.[/b]
Jamie Jackson: Jersey huh? That does explain your lowered intelligance and your horrible accent. Johnny, telling me your from Jersey just adds onto the heat between us... because I'm a New Yorker, more specifically Manhattan. So you see we don't really click... in fact your the total opposite as I. You're scum, Jersey trash to be specific... while as I am classy, well-mannered and actually do possess morals. When I take out the garbage, and toss your ass over those platic covered bungees... it won't just be business, it'll be PERSONAL!
Feed ends as Jamie glares at the camera.[/b]
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Post by Ulie Red on Feb 22, 2006 10:58:57 GMT -6
Still watching WPW in his hotel......interrupted by the phone.
Johnny: Jimmy Knuckles, how's my favorite cousin? Naw, man Detroit aint so bad.
Yeah, I got this thing comin' up where I gotta' toss some mamalukes outta' the ring ova' tha' top rope.
Yeah, it's been kinda' cool so far. Some joe in the match is from York, names Jamie Jackson. Says that Jersey is full of garbage an stuff.
Naw, I don't think we can do a three on one beatdown like in tha' old neighborhood. I don't think that'd be too fair to tha' guy.
Naw man, ya' favorite cousin's got this one in tha' bag....
Naw man.....
Fuggetaboutit.
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Post by Rain on Feb 22, 2006 13:30:41 GMT -6
Jackson's feed opens as he walks into his Marriott hotel room, getting ready to set in and watch the Rumble first hand, the camera spots him. He flashes us a smile.[/b]
Jamie Jackson: I'll bet old Johnny and his cousins did a lot of three on one beat downs during their teenage years. You see it takes three morons to take out a normal human being. Johnny couldn't do it himself, so he called upon his cousins to help him. Shit boy, when I was young I took on three Jersey punks and took THEM out like yesterday's trash. Nobody messes with NY, especially not some JERSEY PUNK! See you in Toronto bro.
Feed ends.[/b]
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Post by Ryansup on Feb 23, 2006 2:51:10 GMT -6
Fed Cuppers,
Results
Order of Elimination
JC Kamikaze
Chasm
Jamie Jackson
Winner: Johnny Shouldas
thanX
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