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Post by Shitty Bob on Jul 17, 2011 22:46:24 GMT -6
POOP! I have returned, to answer thee...Chris Lee...hehe! POOP! Chris Lee, nobody cares...you're old and grey and maybe gay! POOP! Oh where oh where is everyone you need...oh where oh where can they be? POOP! Shiva, shiva...you sweet little diva...you have a nice turd-cutter, you like a taste of my baby-butter? POOP!
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Post by Nathan Lucas on Jul 18, 2011 5:27:23 GMT -6
JEREMY ADONIS: Bro, why the f**k is it so hard for you to live in the present? I don't know how many more ways there are for anyone to say this; but DON'T NOBODY CARE WHAT YOU DID HERE FIVE YEARS AGO! Stop telling me about Paul Drake, stop telling me about iRey and the guys you used to beat; Lost Soul doesn't mean a fucking thing when he's not the one staring across the ring at you, so stop giving us a breakdown of his skill set, you're wasting everyone's time.
Did I sit here and tell you about how I beat Heavy D, the XWF World Champion, in my professional debut? Did I ever tell you about the 12 man battle royal I won in my first match in the TWC? Did I tell you about how the XWF management picked the worst member of their roster to try and saddle me with, yet I dragged that kid to the tag-team titles because when I set my mind to something I CAN NOT be stopped.
Nah, I didn't mention any of that because it's irrelevant. I'm trying to have a conversation about Adonis v. Lee, the only two people in this fucking match that matter. Stop telling the fans why you used to be important, and start telling them why you will be again. Then, slather on your Bengay, pop in your dentures, and let me show you the "new" WPW isn't a bunch of scrubs like you seem to think...
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Post by "The Icon" Chris Lee on Jul 18, 2011 10:54:44 GMT -6
CL: You seem to think I "stopped" being important at some point in time? Chris Lee never left the minds of wrestling fans. I never left the mind of front office guys. I never was forgotten by backstage talent. Why do I matter now? Shit, I've been relevent in this industry since 1999.
I still matter because I am still, to this day, one of the premier workers in the industry. I still, to this day, can put on a legit performance every single night. I can still, to this day, captivate an entire legion of followers. The beauty of my style versus 99.9% of professional wrestling...I'm as authentic as you get. I was the same Chris Lee as a kid in New Mexico, the Chris Lee that I was in EHWF, the same Chris Lee I was in WpW...because I'm not some dolled-up, made for TV character. People still listen, kid, because they know I'm not going to bullshit them. I never have.
You, Adonis, you got the look...the charisma...the ability to lay down a nice piece on camera. What about the man behind the biceps, the made-for-television, clean-cut bullshit? Is that guy going to be able to play this little part for the next 5-10 years? Is it really "you" that's relevent or is it the person WpW's staff "wants" you to be?
I've got what the people want. I live this life, not through the eyes of a made-for-wrestling persona...but through, honest to god, blood, sweat, and tears. You keep trying to sway opinion with your create-a-player swagger, I'll keep being me...a true original in the industry.
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Post by Nathan Lucas on Jul 19, 2011 19:19:11 GMT -6
JEREMY ADONIS: Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together and give Chris Lee a nice warm welcome to the party... it's nice you finally decided to show up...
Was that so hard, Chris? Really? All we ever wanted was for you to drop the "I beat iRey, and I won some titles, and I used to be great" shtick and just be real with us. We all know your accomplishments, Chris... the fans saw you reach every milestone, and every person on this roster went through an orientation where we were force-fed your highlight reel and told we didn't have what it took to be as good as you... I know your shit by heart, dog!
June 21st 2004, Chicago. GP 18, you won the Big Gold title.
May 7th 2006, Houston. Wrestival III, you won the All Time TV title.
You're ranked #15 on the "Top WPW Performers of all time" list.
You're not breaking new ground, man. You tell me you're the same guy that you've always been; fresh and unpredictable, but every stat you rattle off to impress me is the same recycled garbage we've heard the past 5 years. f**k, we're over a week into the FedCup and that clip was the first legitimate thing you've parted lips to say. Thanks for coming to dance, finally... now when I say I beat Chris Lee, it'll actually mean something.
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Post by "The Icon" Chris Lee on Jul 19, 2011 21:09:32 GMT -6
CL: I'll say this, kid, you must be the 1% in the World Pro Wrestling locker room. If you ain't noticed, this shit's turned into a two-dog fight. Shiva bounced, Zion bounced, Shitty Bob is damn near retarded. Its just us, the other 99% of the locker room doesn't want anything to with it. They can't handle it, but truth be told...you can't either.
You taken the time to understand exactly what you've gotten yourself into? Have you pondered the reaction, the atmosphere, the electricity that is going to circle the Stan Sheriff Center? You talk about beating Chris Lee...what about the thousands in that arena that will, undoubtably, be behind me? No matter how you look at it, read into it, evaluate it...kid, you're in for one helluva battle. The return of "The Icon", "WpW's Most Violent Man". You keep bitching about me discussing the past 5 years, my World Pro Wrestling history...brotha that's part of what you'll see in Hawaii. You ain't fuckin' with a flash-in-the-pan. You are about to go toe-to-toe with one of the most legitimate men in the business. You ready for that, Adonis. You really ready for me?
This may be the best Fed Cup match in World Pro Wrestling history. Of course, alot of the has to do with the fact I'm in it. You enjoy the next few days, keep telling yourself you can beat Chris Lee. Don't bet the farm, though...'cause at the end of the day...you ain't me.
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