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Post by Lilly on Jan 28, 2011 6:43:47 GMT -6
Lilly walks in front of the camera....
Lilly: Mauler has finally said something i agree with. (Lily grins for a second) What Lilly agreeing with Mystic? Um yes this fed cup is full of Losers! the only one here with credability to their name is MEEEEE!! Mauler what exactly made you say that? Did WpW provide you with a mirror to look into? (Lilly grins) (Lilly sticks out her tongue and walks away)
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Post by Scooter on Jan 28, 2011 7:09:12 GMT -6
Camera fades in as an alarm goes off. Elevation commentator and aspiring wrestler Scooter hops out of bed.
Scooter: I gotta get up! I got to get dressed. I have a routine! I have a ritchual! Fed Cup 24/7.
He then picks up one small two pound dumbbell and lifts it twice.
Scooter: Ok workout done! Time to go to work! Weeeeee!
He runs to the front door to leave but then changes his mind and goes to the bathroom.
Cameras fades for now.
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Post by Evil Bastard on Jan 28, 2011 7:19:09 GMT -6
The Camera opens to darkness. A mysterious voice is heard.
All of you are pathetic. You call yourselves wrestlers. HA!! You're all blundering idiots. Mystic oh I won this I won that. Who the f**k cares this isn't your old federations. Lilly such a fine piece of ass. You sure you want to do this? You might break a nail there darling.
As for the rest of you's um whats their names. Shoot. Um yeah that one guy who got thrown out. Quit your whining and grow a set. I mean come on now. All I see is all talk. You win a match HA, that's like saying Mystic will stop sucking so damn much.
The WpW needs some real Talent just like Lilly and Mystic said. Sad thing is it isn't them; It's me!
Sure Lilly currently holds the T.V title... I wonder who's ass she kissed to win that one. The math must have been a set up. Or everyone that entered was too afraid to hit a girl. Yeah that's it.
The camera cuts out...
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Post by Scooter on Jan 28, 2011 7:35:18 GMT -6
Camera fades in as a flush is heard.
Elevation commentator Scooter kicks open the bathroom door.
Scooter: Had to drop a duece but my day has begun! Can I get a whoot whoot after I had to poot poot? Fed Cup 24/7. My rise int he ranks starts in Dallas!
He then heads for this apartment front door as camera goes off.
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Post by Stunkle on Jan 28, 2011 7:39:58 GMT -6
mistic possim shut your big fat mouth before i shut it for you. all you are is a siclops on steroids.didnt you know steroids can kill you.so you might want to quit now
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Post by Scooter on Jan 28, 2011 7:53:48 GMT -6
Camera fades back in Scooter is laying on his apartment floor.
Scooter seems asleep.
Maybe unconscious.
He apparently hit his head on the apartment door on the way out.
Camera cuts off.
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Post by Evil Bastard on Jan 28, 2011 8:21:50 GMT -6
Darkness once again engulfs the camera as a mysterious voice is heard.
Bunch of weaklings, bunch of chickens. This isn't wrestling it's a freak show. You got some clown and a guy who shits himself. I mean come on now. This is ridiculous. Where is the real talent.
Camera fades
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Post by Scooter on Jan 28, 2011 8:56:50 GMT -6
The camera fades back in showing the pudgey guy laying still on the floor curled up asleep.
Elevation commentator Scooter is entered in Fed Cup because he couldn't get in the Roy Lee Rumble during the previous Elevation.
He began the day in great spirits to work towards winning Fed Cup but has hit his head running into the door to leave.
'Yummy cheese fries'
Fast sleep Scooter mumbles from dreamland. Still knocked out cold Scooter's condition hasn't changed.
The camera fades back out again.
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Post by Aerik Walker on Jan 28, 2011 11:58:57 GMT -6
Mystic sits down on the bench. He runs a hand through his coarse dirty blonde hair, sighing. He slightly shakes his head, thoroughly exhausted.
Mystic: "You know, I look around at the sudden outcropping of mealy maggots that have popped their ugly heads out of the ground; their beady little eyes peering around, looking for a free meal. You all figure to target me, considering my age and height. Let me warn all of you now... I may be old, senile, plain outta my goddamned mind. But I WILL hurt you all. I owe you nothing except a swift ass whuppin'. And I will, guaranteed, be whuppin' ass all over Dallas. Trust me."
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Post by apollo on Jan 28, 2011 20:50:30 GMT -6
The scene starts...
Apollo Cain sits on the roof of a hotel in the Dallas area. From his vista he can catch a glimpse of the Dallas Convention Center. He leans to the right in his beach chair and drools some tobacco from his lips.
"This is my game changer right here fellas, and lady. I'm Apollo Cain, and I'm not gonna sit here and brag and boast about accomplishments because I have none. I'm young...and motivated."
He raises his right hand as a visor from the sun.
"The WpW will know my name come February 5th. The WpW will RESPECT my name before the nights out..."
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Post by Scooter on Jan 29, 2011 6:55:07 GMT -6
Cameraman is outside of Scooter's apartment this morning.
Knock on the door.
No answer.
Cameraman knocks once again.
From inside the apartment comes a yell.
Scooter: Go away! I'm trying to sleeeeeep!
Camera fades out.
As the camera fades Scooter says one more thing.
Scooter: Beauty rest. Let me have my beauty rest!!!!!
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Post by Evil Bastard on Jan 29, 2011 7:11:15 GMT -6
Darkness and only darkness is seen as a mysterious voice beckons from within it.
Age, is just a number. Your eyes say it all. Your eyes deem yourself old and weary. Brittle to the touch. You claim we are all after you. That's not true. You only think that cause I don't care about the other pipsqueaks in this cup.
Camera fades
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Post by Scooter on Jan 29, 2011 7:41:59 GMT -6
Camera fades up pointing down to the floor in the hallway of Scooter's apartment complez.
Scooter: Hey wait up!
The Elevation commentator and aspiring wrestler is clad only in his tighty whitey hanes or fruit of the loom briefs underwear.
Scooter: I'm sorry. I told you visit me every day until Dallas Fed Cup. I got a ritchual a rou-teeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!!!! 24/7. Must win Fed cup.
He turns to leave kicking his chubby legs together in the air.
Scooter: I'll be back!!!!!!
The camera fades as Scooter runs back into his apartment.
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Post by apollo on Jan 30, 2011 22:21:21 GMT -6
"Funny how this experience is just like life. A mash up of different people, cultures, races, genders and religions all thrown into one melting pot. The victor will beaten, bruised, bloody, and scarred. And in the end, when the arena quiets down and the lights fade to black...only them and God can look back on the night and smile. Only you are responsible for you actions. And though many will throw salt on your name, it is only them that will taste it. Because defeat is bitter...but victory is ever sweet."
Apollo turns the camera on himself in front of the mirror.
"After all that carnage...what do you win? Applause. Some words etched next to your name, a legacy. I have no idea what the chase is about...BUT I WANT IT!!!"
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Post by Scooter on Jan 31, 2011 13:57:49 GMT -6
Camera fades in. Elevation commentator and aspiring wrestler Scooter is sitting in the Atlanta airport grinning from ear to ear.
Scooter: When last we met I wasn't in the RoyLee Rumble but alas I am now.
He then jumps up nearly knocking over his suitcase. Scooter begins wiggling and dancing.
Scooter: Scooter's in th' RUMbull! Scooter's in th' Rumbulllll. I'm the ding dong daddy from dumasville watch me strut my stuff! FED CUP!
He continues singing.
Scooter: Things feel great when things are going your way, oh hey hey! Boop boo a diddley shoo bop shoo whop!
Scooter kick-chops the air. He then bows in a curtsey motioning with his hand as the camera fades out.
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Post by apollo on Jan 31, 2011 22:30:00 GMT -6
"It's official. I'm a member of the WpW. No one and done here baby."
Apollo turns the camera to a paper with the list of names participating so far in the Fed Cup.
"That's WpW letterhead there. I'm not going out quietly. I hope one of you veterans bring some A game to the party, because I'm a quick learner, and a tough nut to crack. Victories aren't gonna come easy or often. But with hard work...they will come."
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Post by Scooter on Jan 31, 2011 23:05:06 GMT -6
Camera fades in with showing aspiring wrestler and Elevation commentator Scooter standing as his hotel room door walking inside.
Scooter: Zippity do dah! It's been a long day but I'm finally here in Dallas. Busy week to come!
He throws his luggage to the floor and hops into bed.
Scooter: Now if you'll excuse me I need my beauty sleep.
Just as the camera goes to fade out...Scooter yells
Scooter: My jammies! Must be comfy. Got to wear my PJs to bed. If I'm going to be tip top condition for Fed Cup I have to have all myself relaxed by week's end. Ok now go!
He then jumps off the bed in a karate kick pose.
The camera fades out
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Post by WpW admin on Feb 5, 2011 20:29:50 GMT -6
Fans in the Dallas Convention Center at NFL Experience were treated to a WpW sanctioned match. Saturday Feb 5, 2011 Dallas Convention Center Dallas, Texas Superbowl Dallas FED CUP-Over the Top rope Battle Royal Open Challenge The participants made their way to the ring one by one: Paul Roach, then Tyger Lilly, at that point someone who can only be billed as Mr NLWF began interupting Fed Cup festivities by advertising his Fed thus entering himself into the match. Paul Roach & Tyger Lilly proceeded to beat on the NLWF interloper. Mystic Mauler then made his entrance joining in the beatdown. Amber Grace then Stunkle ran to the ring. Apollo Cain made his entrance then followed by Jamar Matthews. Someone the ring announcer billed as Evil Bastard wearing a dark master's hood slowly walked out towards the ring. Up at the Wacky World set, Scooter then ran over sliding into the ring. As Evil Bastard entered over the top rope the bell rang. ORDER OF ELIMINATION: As soon as the bell rang, Tyger Lilly threw Mr. NLWF over the top rope to the floor eliminating him. Stunkle was then eliminated by Scooter. Mystic Mauler backhanded Scooter who rolled under the bottom rope to the floor. Fans & onlookers booing his seemingly early exit. Amber Grace was eliminated by Paul Roach Jamar Matthews was eliminated by Apollo Cain Tyger Lilly was eliminated by Paul Roach Evil Bastard was eliminated by Apollo Cain & Paul Roach, After that occurred Evil Bastard stood on the floor Mystic Mauler in the ring then grabbed the dark master's hood on Evil Bastard pulling it off to reveal him to be LOST SOUL!!! Apollo Cain was then eliminated by Mystic Mauler The final two seemed to be Paul Roach and Mystic Mauler The two battled back and forth for several minutes giving fans what may be a preview of things to come for the RoyLee Rumble. Referees at ringside then informed a dazed Scooter he had not been eliminated earlier going under the bottom rope. He entered the ring. Paul Roach was then eliminated by Scooter who was then hoisted up and over the top to the floor by Mystic Mauler. FED CUP Superbowl Dallas WINNER: Mystic Mauler
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