Justice
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The Canadian Warrior
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Post by Justice on May 31, 2006 10:53:42 GMT -6
Fade in.
Ozzy: babe... I'm like the energizer bunny... I keep going and going... then go some more. And we both look good IN pink.
Fade.
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Post by Tony Ruiz on May 31, 2006 10:55:16 GMT -6
Tony just laughs and points at the tv....
Tony Ruiz: There you have it folks. Ozzy Justice has just admited on national televison that he's part of the fab five, move over Carson, Ozzy the new boy in town.
Fade...
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Post by Savannah on May 31, 2006 10:55:18 GMT -6
Savannah shake her head.
Savannah: Tony why do you always have to be such a horn dog. How have you ever won anything? WE will not to anything ANYTIME Except get in the ring and you get pushed out. Then I will walk away with the fed cup.
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Post by Tony Ruiz on May 31, 2006 10:56:48 GMT -6
Tony laughs...
Tony Ruiz: Hey Yo! Savannah! I love it when you play hard to get. You know you want me. Come to the Landing Strip, I'll save you a seat, and a spot on stage.
Fade....
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Justice
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Post by Justice on May 31, 2006 10:57:57 GMT -6
fade in.
Ozzy: Savannah, he's the type of guy that's keeps coming at ya until he gets in your pants. Tony is that stubborn ass in the corner wanting everything and getting nothing.... except a handjob from himself. Tony Ruiz equals self-pleaser.
Fade out.
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Post by Savannah on May 31, 2006 10:58:00 GMT -6
Savannah laughs picturing Justice in pink.
Savannah: Do you wear bowties too?
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Justice
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Post by Justice on May 31, 2006 10:58:52 GMT -6
Ozzy: Babe I was talking about being inside the pink.... in your case it's the STINK.
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Post by Tony Ruiz on May 31, 2006 10:59:18 GMT -6
Tony laughs...
Tony Ruiz: I'm sure he wears bowties and pink sparkly jackets. Oh and Savannah that offer is still on the table about the Landing Strip.
Fade....
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Post by Savannah on May 31, 2006 11:00:18 GMT -6
Savannah: No Justice, I take well care of my self, and you know I mesmerize you. You boys are talking a bunch of crap, because you know that I can win this fed cup and who wants to lose to a girl? Get used to it boys.
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Post by Sarah on May 31, 2006 11:04:55 GMT -6
Sarah: Oh wow, I can't believe I even have the guts to get in this thingy. It's like a ego magnet I spose. We have a very cute Sensation, an Ozzy who is amazing, then we have a possible prospective person named tony that could give me a job! Savannah seems like she needs help! So count me in.
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Justice
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The Canadian Warrior
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Post by Justice on May 31, 2006 11:18:11 GMT -6
Ozzy: Sarah.. you want some amazing... come and get it babe, I'll be waiting. Now Savannah, your looks don't quite mesmerize me, they give me a certain rising in the pants, but then again anay man denying that is well... Mike Sensation's type of guy. Now Sarah, you don't know what u have gotten yourself into... babe, you really don't wanna see my Justice.
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Post by Eric C on May 31, 2006 11:19:29 GMT -6
Eric C: I'll kick you all in THA NUTTZ!
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Justice
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Post by Justice on May 31, 2006 11:23:18 GMT -6
Ozzy's face appears before the television.
Ozzy: What the f*ck is this sh*t? We've got some kinda wanna-be South Park character trying to be a Fed Cupper. Eric... I'll kick you directly in the nutts... DIRECTLY! The I'll toss you over the ropes, with the quickness.
Fade out.
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Post by Eric C on May 31, 2006 11:24:41 GMT -6
Eric C: Justice's mom is a big fat bitch... the biggest bitch in the whole wide world... she a big old bitch, a mean fat bitch!!!!! BOOYAH!
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Post by Mike Sensation on May 31, 2006 11:58:07 GMT -6
~ Mike shakes his head in disgust.~
Mike: Simply Pathetic...
~ Mike continues to shake his head, camera fades.~
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Post by Sarah on May 31, 2006 12:12:51 GMT -6
Sarah: Oh baby I want justice. The kind of justice that is deserved. That's me winning the fed cup
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Post by Savannah on May 31, 2006 12:13:37 GMT -6
Savannah laughs.
Savannah: I agree with the Sensation here. Pathetic!
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Post by Tony Ruiz on May 31, 2006 12:20:59 GMT -6
Tony just laughs....
Tony Ruiz: A guy can't go and get himself a bite to eat for a minute. Once he does all hell breaks loose and Eric from South Park has entered himself into the fed cup. No worries, I've always wanted to kick his fat ass anyways.
Fade...
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Post by Savannah on May 31, 2006 12:24:15 GMT -6
Savannah: Wait!.... did Tony say he wanted to kiss Eric's fat ass? Wow!
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Post by Tony Ruiz on May 31, 2006 12:27:55 GMT -6
Tony laughs...
Tony Ruiz: Damn girl you are blonde. I said KICK not kiss. I'll leave the kissing of Eric's fat ass to Pink wearing Ozzy Justice. And I'll handle the Savannah kissing.
Fade.....
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Post by Sarah on May 31, 2006 12:28:04 GMT -6
Sarah: I bet your brains feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used them. I think i could really win this fed cup!
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Post by Savannah on May 31, 2006 12:29:01 GMT -6
Savannah: Tony get over it already, just like you're going to get over the ropes when i win the fed cup!
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Post by Mike Sensation on May 31, 2006 12:29:31 GMT -6
~ Mike sits watching the latest Fed Cup Promos with his agent, Scott McCoy. ~
Scott: You're proud to be competing against these morons?
Mike: Proud, no... no one could be proud to be a member of such a low-class fed like WpW. I am so glad this is just a hobby and not an actual career choice.
Scott: So am I, cause as your agent, I would have to strongly encourage you to seek other promotions.
Mike: At least we got some beautifulladies to look at.
Scott: Also got some fools to laugh at.
~ Mike and Scott laugh, camera fades out.~
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Post by Tony Ruiz on May 31, 2006 12:30:11 GMT -6
Tony Laughs....
Tony Ruiz: Oh boy another chick in this match. From listening to here, I can tell she's almost as smart as Savannah. Sarah come on down to the Landing Strip and look me up sometime. Cause you ain't going to win this fed cup.
Fade....
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Post by Sarah on May 31, 2006 12:35:12 GMT -6
Sarah: Tony,When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.
She shakes her head and walks away
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Post by Tony Ruiz on May 31, 2006 12:39:39 GMT -6
Tony just laughs....
Tony Ruiz: Hey Yo! Sarah, you can get hoarse by sucking this....
Tony does a crotch chop as the camera fades....
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Post by Sarah on May 31, 2006 12:40:56 GMT -6
Sarah looks...
Sarah: Suck what? I don't see nuthin!
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Post by Mike Sensation on May 31, 2006 12:41:15 GMT -6
~ Mike laughs and claps his hands. ~
Mike: Sarah, I like your style girl. Tony, I'm guessing this gal has got too much class for your club. You missed out on adding a girl to your Landing Strip roster and come this rumble, you're going to miss out on becoming a six time Fed Cup Winner. Yours truly will become a two time Cup holder though. Tony, Sarah, Sav, Justice and Eric... you don't got to like it, you just got to deal with it!
~ Camera fades.~
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Post by Sarah on May 31, 2006 12:44:26 GMT -6
Sarah laughs...
Sarah: I don't think there wouldn't be anything i wouldn't like about a true sensation, however baby you know that the fed cup is mine. Oh and Tony, you make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.
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Post by Mike Sensation on May 31, 2006 12:48:24 GMT -6
~ Mike grins.~
Mike: Sarah, you're my type of girl... anytime you want a go at what a real Sensation is all about, all ya got to do is ask. Just remember, it's not just an experience, it an F'N SENSATION baby!
~ Mike grins again. ~
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