The Sweet Tea Bandit
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Post by The Sweet Tea Bandit on Mar 15, 2006 13:18:24 GMT -6
The Sweet Tea Bandit smiles and adjusts his confederate flag lone ranger mask as the fed cup cameras begin to roll.
STB: Hayyayo! I see that earthquake hasn't been running his mouth today. I know he's scared of the Sweet Tea Bandit. I think he's scared of what Tony Ruiz might have to say. And I'm surprised that mr. strip club himself Tony Ruiz hasn't shown up, I'm sure he knows his fed cup record is in jepordy because the Sweet Tea Bandit is in this to win dis, bubba.
Fade to black.
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Post by HWM on Mar 15, 2006 14:25:20 GMT -6
Dude, tea bagger,you calling the one Tony Ruiz out, is useless, he's not gonna bother showing up to face an assclown like you. You're a joke. No matter what you or Denn Mann or the one Sponge Rob Fire Pants does, you cannot stop the hell bound fury that is the Southern Justice of Henry W. Miller, your future Fed Cup champ, no ifs ands or buts, Miller has guts, Ruiz has sluts, the rest of your careers will all be kaputz after the Fed Cup!
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The Sweet Tea Bandit
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Post by The Sweet Tea Bandit on Mar 15, 2006 15:04:43 GMT -6
The Sweet Tea Bandit laughs at the recent fed cup promo from HWM.
STB: Hayyayo! If it isn't Vanilla Ice, Henry W. Miller. The boy can rhyme, but it's on his dime. I'm a poet and didn't even know it.
The Sweet Tea Bandit laughs
STB: Speaking of Poets best leave the words that rhyme to your life partner. You give us redneck hicks a bad name.
Fade to black.
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Post by HWM on Mar 15, 2006 17:46:47 GMT -6
Senor Bandit, yuck it up while you can, call yourself Tony Ruiz or whatever, if you think you can win the Fed Cup by name dropping it aint workin son. You wanna play Rhyme Time the game is on, come Atlanta you'll be gone over the top rop and the fed cup will be mine, I will shut you ass clowns up including you, you teabagging freak. You'll get a taste of my Southern Justice!
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Post by "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann on Mar 15, 2006 17:59:48 GMT -6
"Th Look Th Size" returns to the Fed Cup viewing room.
Denn-Mann: Seems like the one and only HWM has a renewed fire and he may even cause Tea-Bandit to take the Nestea Plunge losin. But I wanna talk about a Fed Cup contenda not a too-late comer like HWM.
Denn-Mann turns as the camera views him looking at the tv as soon as WPW television shows a Fed Cup promo airs of Johnny Shouldas. Denn-Mann turns to comment.
DM:: Well if it isn't Spagetti boy again. Listen chumpsky, The hard cold facts are I've done somethin in WPW your feeble palooka brain couldn't possibly come up with something better. I got fans in the 18 to 34 year old demo nationwide. I sell tickets. I draw viewers. I got marks who hang on my every word and action, you are just another in a long line of washouts. I get handed a wrestling mag yesterday where you were in a pic with a couple of chickeroos in an arena somewhere. I think I recognized one. I think she rode my jock for a good 20 minutes on an exercise bike one time in a dirty,grimey gym "somewhere's". I may have to call her up if my fling with Delilah doesn't work out. She's loves the ding-ding! YES AH-hA! Spagetti boy I suggest you stick to talkin about people you MAY could actually beat like HWM and Firebomb. YES ah-ha!
Dennis Mann adjusts his crotch as his time is up for now.
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Post by Ulie Red on Mar 16, 2006 6:52:02 GMT -6
Johnny watches the Dennis Mann promo and seems upset by what he has said directly to him.....
Johnny: Woah, wait a minute, Denn Kong. I know exactly what you've done in dubya pee. I've been an oWo fan for years now. Tha' facts stack up. I know about ya' big Fed Cup win in China or Japan, or whereva' Tokyo is. I know about all tha' stuff you've pulled with SBK, SST, Tony Ruiz, and even GRENDEL. I got no beef, but ya' gotta' rememba' that I'm here to do a job. That job is to keep this Fed Cup. So I don't wanna' make it personal with any of you's guys. As far as some slut ya' saw me in a magazine with, hell man, you wanna bed em' down, then be my guest. They's just lookin' for a little limelite anyway. So, to me Denny, it's no big deal, just business. Let bygones be bygones and......
Fuggetaboutit.
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Post by "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann on Mar 16, 2006 23:25:05 GMT -6
Denn-Mann is walking through the airport in Montreal when the Fed Cup cameras catch up to him, the cameraman shows Denn a clip of Johnny Shouldas & HWM.
Denn-Mann: Now Johnny Spagetti has it figured out how not to get rubbed out. He comes from the old country and knows how "family business" is conducted. Way to go Shoulders. Since you're such a fan and have taken back all your dumb chumpsky talk on me, you never know maybe you'll be in there at the end against me. Yes ah-Ha! I thought the time for talkin was over and it was time for the show. When we get in there look around for Lost Soul, Grundel, PDJ, Lilly, SBK, and you won't find em. I called em out. There seems to be some jealous chumpstains in WPW who can't cut it so they gotta try and do the shadowy crapola talk. Step on out of the darkness and take your whippin or bail, disappear and be forgotten like usual. The fellas in the Fed Cup have stepped up just not high enough to beat me!
Denn walks off through the airport terminal.
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Post by Tony Ruiz on Mar 17, 2006 7:21:12 GMT -6
The good guy Tony Ruiz is seen flying a crop duster but this time instead of landing at a strip out side his farm house he lands it right on the roof of the real Landing Strip in Miami Flordia.
Tony Ruiz: Hey Yo!
Tony just laughs as he steps out of the crop duster and adjusts his overhauls that he's still wearing.
Tony Ruiz: It's me, it's me, it's Sweet Tea. Three time winner of the Fed cup and looking to make it four.
Tony reaches in his pocket and pulls out the confederate flag mask, and holds it up to the camera.
Tony Ruiz: I had everyone fooled with this little mask. Just goes to show you how stupid some people are. And how easily I'm going to win my fourth fed cup chico.
Tony laughs as the camera fades to black.
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Th Look Th Size AKA DennMann
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Post by Th Look Th Size AKA DennMann on Mar 17, 2006 15:54:36 GMT -6
"Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann holds up the red mask. He laughs.
Denn-Mann:: Looksy who showed up at Goldpush. I told you I'd settle it. Now Fed Cup has BOTH of us in it. Ain't no stoppin us now. Fed Cup all the way and the haters can sit and cry all they want to. The Fed Cup's gonna settle down with either Tony or Th Best MANN around! YES ah-Ha!
Denn-Mann happily walks off set.
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Post by Ryansup on Mar 17, 2006 23:36:01 GMT -6
Fed Cuppers,
Mobile,Alabama St. Patrick's Day March 17th
Fed Cup Battle Royal Results
Johnny Shouldas eliminated Austin Longhorn
"Sweet Tea Bandit" Tony Ruiz eliminated Henry W. Miller
Firebomb eliminated by all three left in the Fed Cup: Johnny Shouldas,Dennis Mann & Tony Ruiz
Johnny Shouldas eliminated by Dennis Mann & Tony Ruiz
Dennis Mann eliminated himself & Tony Ruiz won his fourth Fed Cup
Dennis Mann & Tony Ruiz celebrated after the Fed Cup win for "Sweet Tea Bandit" Tony Ruiz to end the Mobile House show.
thanX
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